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ambernewt

Drowning Pool but he only knows bodies


Leg_Mcmuffin

Skillet. His mom only buys him Christian bands


[deleted]

Oh mom don’t worry their name is literally Lamb of God!


NefariousnessSea8837

Their song called redneck is just about how god made the sun mom!


rust_rat

ITS SO GOD DAMN EASY TO WRITE THIIIIIS


highzenberrg

I wandered into a skillet concert at the fair and I didn’t know they were a Christian band but by the time I wandered out 15 minutes later I knew. There were far too many people drinking water and those liquid death waters.


Old-Constant4411

This fuckin wins. Close the thread. No need to debate further.


HighwayNo4612

Lmao


DeeJDaDemon

100%


Few-Jump3942

I literately Led OL at that one 🤣🤣🤣


rockerfemmefantasy

I remember my sister telling me about this kid in her class who was a massive DP fan and everyday he was ranting about how he liked them before Bodies blew up.


RB30DETT

Disturbed.


ohthatsprettyoosh

I’ve actually seen so many grown adults biking round looking pre much exactly like this listening to disturbed


ReddPwnage

You don’t gotta call me out like this


AvatarIII

I don't mind disturbed but [this](https://youtu.be/66gSvNeqevg?si=k7zsyxozhZrwZVrm) ruined them for me.


Supremealexander

YUH MU NUHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAO


SynysterM3L

I actually don't mind Disturbed, but their last two albums were a little meh. But I saw that video when it first came out and I loved it haha!


IllustriousKick2955

He looks like the kid from spy kids


_Mr_Loki__

It's Mike Teavee from Willy Wonka


[deleted]

Did you know Willy was a nazi in that movie?


onion959

Really?


[deleted]

Nope


SwingSolid7400

Lol


[deleted]

Lols


SwingSolid7400

Lulz


Partucero69

7o75!


SwingSolid7400

Łøłž


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Gold 💀 so glad a scrolled this far


MaleficentSea4349

Yes, he pretended he did nazi any of the other kids having such tragic exits from his factory.


MountainHorror6191

looks like he would be into the offspring


beefliverbeef

Oh god... I cannot stand that band. They are painfully over rated I am happy to be downvoted for speaking the truth


totallykyle101

Papa Roach


NOT-Mr-Davilla

Fair! I mean, most of the kids I knew who looked like this very much listened to Papa Roach


REED1122

It just makes sense.


Lower_Act9562

Just commented this 😩🤣☠️☠️


l_bmbr

FFDP


RWBYR023

Hey now…


STG44_WWII

no no, this was my first thought as well


malichi45

I did also.. 🤣


CatchMeIfYouKen888

You’re a rockstar


[deleted]

Yep. 100% their audience is so trashy


zigsbigrig

That's what I came here to say!


Grewsome1

Nickelback


WyvernByte

Look at this photograph! Face melter bro!


AgentFernandez

I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in! 😩😩😩


WarmForADay

Smashmouth obviously


[deleted]

rip steve harwell (unless if you're talking about another band)


3720-to-1

Is... Is there another smash mouth?


TheExtraMayo

Hey now


SignificantMoment902

Linkin park


HighwayNo4612

That was my guess


6eetle

this is it right here


SullyVanDan

Disturbed


TitShark

Staind, 13 Shades of Grey era only


M4C_L3TH4L92

Their new album is 🔥


[deleted]

Are we just naming bands here? Lol fuck it.. the wiggles


ZZoMBiEXIII

*Big Red Car* is a banger.


Kryptic171

we need a Big Red Car x Cars remix for the ultimate fear inducing auditory factory


WarmForADay

:’)


Nero_Forte-13

5FDP


[deleted]

Disturbed


heyyou_user2341

P.O.D. probably


[deleted]

I, I feel so alive


M0RR15-23

For the very first time


Iryasori

I can’t deny you


heyyou_user2341

i feel so alive


FollowingInside554

Tell the world how I feel inside!!!!


Key_Sale119

Pokémon theme song


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

🎶I play Pokémon Go ever-y day🎶


ngairejasminbarrett

🎶i play pokemon goooooooo🎶


rockerfemmefantasy

Son Of Dork.


Ripper_J

I applaud you for this Problem Child reference 👏🏻


[deleted]

Jonas brothers🤘🏾


Commodore_Crisp

Limp bizkit


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

Godsmack or Avenged Sevenfold 100% T’was me, once upon a time


AvatarIII

I was looking for Avenged in here. Also he has little doodles of the winged skull and "A7X" on his note books. He only knows Bat Country.


[deleted]

Linkin Park lol


theunknown_master

“It’s just one of those days where everything is FUCKED everybody SUCKS”


Tossed_Away_1776

That song goes wicked hard for a 14 year old lmao


usernamewhat722

Dude, I remember I found this album flipping through the CD binder waiting for my dad to get in the car when i was like 12. God his face getting in was fucking priceless.


FinancialFun8376

Smash Mouth


RaddTyrant

He likes Down with the Sickness. His favorite song is Down with the Sickness.


Clear_Thought_9247

Most likely Taylor swift


Son_of_the_Phantom

Winger


Schnicorr

And all you eat is Zingers


Acceptable-Canary458

You're like a fruity pebble


Schnicorr

Your favorite flag is rebel


triple_seis

It's just too bad that you're a __(redacted)__ and on a lower level


Acceptable-Canary458

I'm opting not to finish the lyrics at this point. Lol.


TheeJoose

Stuart sucks.


SatisfactionOdd7479

Savage Garden?


Ko8iWanKeno8i

This is Mike tv from Willy Wonka right?


Voodoomaster86

Yes


narrow_octopus

Korn self-titled album or Slipknot Iowa


Red_Clay_Scholar

Avenged Sevenfold but only the songs he heard on the radio.


[deleted]

He calls himself a System of a Down fan but has only ever heard chop suey.


Evening-Debate-5411

Maroon 5, but also owns the Queen of The Damned soundtrack.


babe_ruthless3

Deftones.


Ripper_J

Trapt


helloearth916

He likes Mudvayne, Static X and Linkin Park


DeeJDaDemon

Skillet and Papa Roach


[deleted]

Mike tv is 100% a linkin park kid


Icaruskillswitch

Hanson


SkeletonCircus

Mudvayne or Godsmack


LowBudgetMemez

Five finger death punch


LooksGay

Static X and he's 32 now


Lilithnema

Slipknot


Axxxem

Average Death Grips fan


Y0urM0mAndDad

Metallica. Without a diubt


Mawiapeas

Foo fighters


Insectlover0933

I feel like a monster


AdministrativeCat810

Trapt


International-Lie64

Seether or Three Days Grace


theunknown_master

I can see seether.


Gurdemand

Limp Bizkit, and who can blame him? Fred Durst is just the coolest guy there is!


Jamieb1994

Not nu-metal, but Killswitch Engage


APuppyNamedWoof

Metallica.... but only likes the "St Anger" album


[deleted]

Isn’t that the TV kid from Willy Wonka?


MNTwins8791

Is this the kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


Voodoomaster86

Yesh


Larcielist

Breaking Benjamin, disturbed, sum41, Limp Bizkit, Korn, 5FDP, Linkin Park, Skillet, Creed, some Deftones, Slapknuts, Godsmack, Crazy Town, ICP…


BOTCHWEISER

Type of lame shit I wore in 4th grade😂


sortametal

I audibly heard the bad to the bone riff when I saw that shirt


JumpinJahosafax

Now that’s what I call music vol 69


JoeShmoe42074726

Imagine dragons (only knows Demons or Radioactive), fallout boys (only knows centuries), or skillet (he only knows monster)


Upset_Instruction_43

Bizkit


mr_malfeasance

Psychostick


bigturk9780

Slipknot


hmmmmm12379

Justin bieber


Jandrem

Slipknot


whotookchester

the skull led me here


Otherwise_Onion_9123

Limp Bizkit, I wouldn’t say he is disturbed, slipknot or Korn


theshadykrook

Deftones


Orionsic1

Lincoln park


NukaBro762

Kid rock


gdtimmy

Back street boys?


chiefssuperbowl4ever

Deftones, mudvayne, slipknot, korn, static X in order for total discography. Slipknot, mudvayne, korn, static X, deftones for debut albums. Deftones, slipknot, korn, mudvayne, static x for second albums. Korn, slipknot, static x, mudvayne, deftones for overall live shows. Forgot to add SOAD to the mix, always great live. Deftones have sounded like shit many times. Most the band killed it in the early years live.


TamaToms

System of a Down


CarterTGS

Imagine Dragons


Patrickthelegoguy_

suicidal tendencies but he only heard a tad bit of institutionalized in the car one time


stmex

Either Flaw or Slipknot


Ianwha17

Flaw. Good call


M00rd-Man

Metallica


Blue66_3

lmao. black label society


TitShark

Josh Homme, age 12


tricularia

Shocore definitely Shocore


DangerousDonal

Staind.


DangerousDonal

Godsmack.


90swasbest

Warrant


koRnstar_81

Looks like a deftone fan ngl


zelq

Kid's Bop


XyogiDMT

Disturbed


brolarbear

Avenged sevenfold


PmumpkinFart

Linkin Bizkit


Stuper_man03

Staind


[deleted]

Probably Godsmack or Pressure 4-5


PussyGrenade

Mudvayne.


lilhedonictreadmill

Billy Talent


Emetalhead

Fall out boy


codemonkeyhopeful

Offspring or POD (only he doesn't know they are Christian rock)


WhalesAreDopeAF

3 days grace


LimpKoRndog69

5 finger death punch and linkin park


jzclipse

Depends what year this is supposed to be but probably Disturbed


[deleted]

Staind


[deleted]

sevendust or limp bizkit probably


ToZanakand

Nickleback


RektMeister77

…I feel attacked


RWBYR023

Bullet for my Valentine. He’s a Tears Don’t Fall fan


[deleted]

5 finger death punch


Intrepid_Ad_3157

Mesuugah or Mudvayne


quasicharlie

Guilty pleasure: BTS


ScootDeVille138

5FDP


WoodyNailsome

Five Flavor Fruit Punch


MarionberryCute5143

Skillet


Thomasr2010

Limp biscuit or sex pistols (I know they’re pink but still )


[deleted]

Avenged sevenfold but only that albums after James passed away.


FatherTyrell

Tool


xxFrogs_are_Coolxx

He says it’s Metallica when it’s really one direction.


Kenobihiphop

Spineshank


tunsaree1

Skillet


LonelinessBeingSole

Slipknot


itzsteve

Smash mouth


stepbruh313

Charlie & the umpas


GrimmTrixX

Reveille


Super-Quantity-5208

Fallout boy


Strider-hunter

Deftones


rolling_soul

Sum41 but hes only heard 'in too deep' and 'fat lip'


AceItaliano

Blink-182


Apprehensive-Cow1225

The offspring


Addymunson

Linkin park


IllustriousStretch49

creed


zbtryli

Twenty one pilots or linkin park


schmattywinkle

RHCP


weha1

That extremely popular band called squirrel farts


NF03REMASTERED

Slipknot


Ancient-Ingenuity495

Imagine Dragons


Few_Consequence6910

Anal Cunt


SlappingDaBass13

Korn


triple_seis

ICP