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DogOnABike

This isn't oddly satisfying. Maybe more r/mildlyinteresting.


action_lawyer_comics

More like r/mildlyinfuriating. This is why we have microplastics everywhere


Even-Juggernaut-3433

No, that’s because of disintegration, which this is not an example of


davidor1

This isn't why microplastic being everywhere. The major source of microplastic is the car tires containing 10-20% plastic grinding on asphalt pavement which also contain like 10% plastic. Another major source is from your clothing with synthetic fibres that got damaged during each washing cycle. Yes your single use plastic straw and utensils will eventually deteriorate into smaller pieces but they will not shatter into millions of fine particles and spread all over the world. The plastic CD will actually stay pretty inert being buried for next few centuries(which is a different problem)


action_lawyer_comics

Either way, this piece of garbage buried in the dirt is *not* the planet healing


DIABLO258

Correct. Its fossils forming for whatever intelligent life lives on earth millions of years from now, digging us up!


jonthepirate64

Don’t forget polystyrene packing material! That was the number one type of microplastic found in erm … samples, taken from men, in a recent study. Followed closely by single use container plastic


WaWaW_Seattle

You are allowed to say sperm... it made us all, and absolutely not offensive.


981flacht6

Another reason why remote work should be more acceptable.


durenatu

r/dontputyourdickonthat


ModestForester

On??


Spoksparkare

Mildly infuriating because you shouldn't throw such a gem of a game away


Shockwaves35

It's not. The entirety of that cd is still present underneath the dirt 


Red_Chicken1907

And apparently, in every human males testicles


JustScrollsPast

TIL I have an entire Wii Resort CD in my junk. What utter convenience.


blazingwine

See! I knew I wasn't wrong when I shoved my junk in the Wii's disc bay.


Buttery_Buckshot

In this house we don't put our wee-wee in the Wii


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Lasers fix eyes. Therefore lasers fix balls. It’s basic math.


Shockwaves35

No surprise really. Think about how many times a day we all use plastic. Or think about how many times a day we all choose to put plastic products into our own mouths. It gets pretty scary once you start actively thinking about it and noticing it 😅


Oregonian_male

I can feel the plastic in my balls


Red_Chicken1907

Are you sure they're not neuticles?


NamSama_

Not in mines, I know the taste of plastic


vapor-ware

We're you home schooled, at least for biology class?


Red_Chicken1907

I didn't write the article, and as far as posting the "male" part. Some ppl need the clarification.


vapor-ware

Oh, I misunderstood what you meant. I thought you were saying that there is a Nintendo Wii disc in testicles 🤣


Red_Chicken1907

OMG, LOL. Although with how some gamers get......


vapor-ware

😂


HumanContinuity

For one brief moment, I thought I was not alone...


vapor-ware

Oh, you to the Nintendo Wii disc balls syndrome?


turdygerd

Were* Were you home schooled, at least for English?


The_Add_Destroyer

Come on you can do better. That was an obvious typo, not intentional


vapor-ware

Haha, damn autocorrect! It always gets you at the worst times. I wasn't home schooled, I just have a room temperature IQ and yesterday was a particularly cold day.


Half_a_Be

Why do you got to be such a Debbie Downer? A little dirt on a plastic disc gives us hope that the world will be fine eventually. Your attitude reminds us that we are SO wrong thinking that way. Plastic won’t ruin the Earth, WE will. Telling us the truth makes you look like a know it all. Let us ruin the Earth we love and stop making things so real. /s


PM_the_unspeakable

"Humans will fade away as the earth enters a new paradigm! Earth plus plastic! Maybe thats the answer to the age old question.. Why are we here? Earth: Plastic!" ~George Carlin


No_Stranger_4959

That's disrespectful. I can understand Wii Play, but not Resort.


Zalveris

Not really satisfying. Someone was littering. Maybe r/mildly interesting


SnickyCoco

Cool! That reminds me of a movie called Annihilation.


PollutionStunning857

Not that you asked, but if you like to read, that movie was actually based on a book trilogy by Jeff Vandermeer called the Southern Reach Trilogy, and they're fucking awesome and relatively short.


SnickyCoco

Thanks. I didn't know that. I love to read.


T0biasCZE

RIP copy of Wii Sports :(


kawaiipikachu86

If you look closely, you can see that this game is infact Wii sports resorts, not Wii Sports


Shade_39

Making the whole affair much more tragic


StephenHawking432

r/goblincore would love this


DarkSun18

It's not, it's just growing over trash that will still be there a loooong time.


Hopeful_Record_6571

It's not. Its dying. Quicker than previously thought. Always quicker than previously thought.


jbann55

If it were any other game other than wii sports resort or wii sports... truly sad...


mmmmk2023

If that was a Windows ME CD it would be fully in tacked because no one wants it.


OkTask9716

This picture is like 5 years old


ultralium

I wonder if it's already taken over the E, or if it's still struggling to get over the Sports section


YagliKrem

That's not "healing", that cd takes hundreds of years to dissolve while millions of cds are being produced each year. The earth is dying and its faster than ever.


elciosss

Wall-e vibe ♥


MrMisanthrope411

It would take a white, but nature would eventually erase us, and start new.


Loose-Cartographer47

Unlike my cds


Turbulent-Willow2156

So, like, should we be afraid that our plasic gets eaten by some fungus from the air?


Syndi_cat_

But I wouldn't recommend using it


ProGamingPlayer

Looks beautiful!


user684629

I know this isn’t the point but that game being back so many childhood memories!


Acridcomic7276

r/lostredditor


[deleted]

Resort was one of the best sequels of all time cant change my mind


Turbulent-Willow2156

So i’ve been thinking about it: so it decays for like decades or centuries. What’s the problem?


Kampassuihla

It takes longer than that and instead of decaying it just breaks into very small pieces. It turns into microplastics which later circulate via air or water and end up gathering inside animal and human bodies. Ask again what is the problem or Google to learn more if you dare.


Turbulent-Willow2156

So the problem is not in its decay time. Then why emphisize on it?


geekolojust

Nice nice.