Yes, Walmart Supercentor is bigger and offers more services.
> Supercenters save customers time and money by combining full grocery lines and general merchandise under one roof at Wal-Mart’s signature Every Day Low Prices. In addition to general merchandise, Supercenters feature bakery goods, deli foods, frozen foods, meat and dairy products, and fresh produce. Supercenters also are home to many specialty shops such as vision centers, Tire & Lube Expresses, Radio Grill, McDonald’s or Subway restaurants, portrait studios and one-hour photo centers, hair salons, banks, and employment agencies.
https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2005/01/06/our-retail-divisions
This has terrifying implications, does that mean the future of society involves enough crushers to be evolutionarily significant? If yes, that means we're most likely heading towards a paperclip maximizer scenario. I think the play here is to let chickens do our AI safety design since they're clearly far ahead of the curve.
> I think the play here is to let chickens do our AI safety design since they're clearly far ahead of the curve.
You fool!
To a chicken, a crusher would be safe. By handing over control you've just ensured a future filled with crushers!
But alas! it took chickens tens of thousands of years to develop their protection from the crusher, I can invent a chicken effective crusher in a day! Then I will make chicken crushing robots to keep them in line!
The rounded shape being efficient volume to surface ratio might have had something to do with it.
Not a perfect sphere because the force applied by the chicken guts.
Aliens had been using crushing machines on eggs for millions of years, before our recorded history. Naturally this crush resistant shape for eggs became common over time.
The whole conversation is completely shut down with this fact. Anyone trying to play devil's advocate or disagreeing is just plain wrong. Chicken eggs are never specified in the question. There is no species of chicken that predates the egg.
But the question isn't what came first the chicken or the egg, the question actually is 'what came first, the chicken egg or the chicken'. It's just an implied 'chicken egg' instead of 'egg' because obviously eggs existed first.
And so the chicken had to come first, since the egg would be the egg of what ever creature laid it.
A good example is apple seeds. You pick a Golden Delicious apple, that is a Golden Delicious apple. It isn't 'whatever new random tree pops up from the seeds' apple. The egg is the same as the apple.
If you plant the seeds from that golden delicious apple, you won't get a golden delicious apple tree.
Apples are a bad example. Go with oranges instead. Same thing, but different.
The chicken egg came first, this is basic biology.
An egg is a zygote, a 50/50 combination of 2 creatures DNA. The process of fertilisation gives rise to the genetic variance that creates the first chicken egg from 2 proto-chicken parents.
As an illustration, a mule is a mix between a male donkey and female horse. We don't call a mule a horse simply because it was born from a horse, we call it a mule when the foetus is created. We call an egg a chicken egg, if it will hatch into a chicken. An egg is not a chicken egg because it was laid from a chicken.
People in this thread seem to have some misconception that hens reproduce asexually.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_recombination
I’ve thought about this for a while. And my answer is the chicken. Why the chicken? Because the question is the chicken or the egg and I take it as a “chicken egg”. Let’s call our modern chicken we all know and enjoy breaded, fried and dipped in bbq sauce, chicken 1.0 so the egg laid by our modern chicken is egg 1.0. With that said at some point in time chicken .9 would have had to have laid an egg .9 with a chicken 1.0 as we know it today inside. That’s evolution. Then only then would that chicken 1.0 lay an egg 1.0 sometime when it matures. There we have it, the chicken came first.
I disagree with this, although I agree with your line of thinking. At some point an almost-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched the first chicken. I think we agree on this. However, it seems to me that an egg containing a chicken is by definition a chicken egg. So it follows that the egg came first. An almost chicken laid the first chicken egg, out of which emerged the first chicken. I appreciate your argument and can see your point of view though.
That egg. It’s an almost-chicken egg to me. With a chicken inside. Someone more knowledgeable than us has to come and lay down some facts on wether the egg takes its name or it’s classification from the mother or the embryo inside.
The first chicken occurred due to a genetic mutation that moved it from almost chicken to chicken. That mutation was already present within the egg when it was laid, making it a chicken egg.
Mutations happen in the egg or in the sperm.
A non-chicken did not change into a chicken and lay an egg.
A non-chicken laid what we call the chicken egg.
Most commercially farmed eggs (y'know, the bleach-white ones) have much thinner shells and weaker membranes holding them together. More "natural" eggs are much harder to crack.
I've got chickens and sometimes I'll throw an egg out into the field for my dog to find and often he finds it intact and plays with it in his mouth all day like he's super proud of it. 😂
Yeah, we buy organic farm-fresh eggs, and sometimes I’m sitting there fighting to crack them open, it can be a little annoying at times but I prefer them over frail eggs.
That's not because of their farming.
Eggs sold in the US are required to have the outside layer of the shell washed off to prevent salmonella. This means the eggs will also need to be refrigerated and does make it easier to crack.
Oddly, in Europe, they ban washing of the eggs for the same reason. And because they still have their outer shell layer, they can be left out on the counter.
Am I the only one who finds this rather infuriating than satisfying? Like I want to see the eggs break damit. It's like watching that truck approach the pole but never hit it.
It's a whole smorgasbord of annoying. The eggs never getting crushed is annoying. The grammar in the title is annoying ("one of nature's perfect design" instead of "one of nature's perfect design***s***"). The very concept of the title is annoying (They're perfect because they won't break in a crusher? The fact that they won't break in *these* crushers means that they won't break in crushers in general? Come on...).
And, above all:
The fact that this is just ***a reversed gif*** is annoying as fuck.
Here is your gif!
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It's most noticeable in the first clip. The eggs bounce around too much and it looks like there's some invisible force dragging them out of the crevice.
Yes bro, just stupid after stupid above you hahahaha, people saying because they are natural eggs they have stronger shell, brrooooooooo i am dying, to many stupid people man are on this app, i am goooooooone, i am stupid too, don't get me wrong, but not that stupid, i knew it was a trick, i was thinking they used some oil or shit to make them just slippery but it's so obvious how the eggs jump from the bottom teeth to the next one above after reading your comment, fuck me bro i want to die so bad, we will never reach beyond our planet, disappointed
Yeah the babies inside aren’t though. Male chicks are dropped into these macerators every day, fully conscious, as they have no use to the egg industry.
Nature's perfect design wont be broken by an inustrial crusher !!!
Anyone : "proceeds to drop the egg a LITTLE too hard on the counter top"
Egg: "cracks"
What if I design a crusher built for eggs tho
My roommate calls that the floor
Not so tough now, are you?
I will fight literally any egg.
*Hundun from Spelunky 2 kicks your ass.*
What if the universe is an egg? Would you fight the universe?
Way ahead of you there chief.
Yeah. Every day, buddy.
It started it.
What if the egg gets prep time?
Then no.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/oxqemsR.mp4) is a seven year old egg, gl.
[Just THROW IT ON THE GROUND](https://youtu.be/RTgBfRTABs4)
I ain't gonna be a part of your *system* *MAAAAAAAANN*
I'm an adult
Happy birthday to the floor
*HowToBasic has entered the chat.*
Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long, long time…
He’s started to post again fairly recently
Must’ve run out of money.
With the cleaning service he'd used to clean up after his shenanigans I wouldn't be surprised.
Do I wanna know what his cleaning services are?
Spaces crushing shafts farther apart: *egg crushes.* Well crap.
That's called a Walmart egg carton.
There's fresh food at Walmart?
If it's a supercenter then they've got an entire grocery store in there. Produce, meat, bakery, frozen goods, canned goods, etc.
Oh interesting. I've never seen produce at Walmart but maybe that's because I'm not there for that, usually just snacks, electronics, or cheap tools
Hmm. I wonder if you just haven't been to a supercenter, the produce section is usually located right next to an entrance, it's pretty hard to miss.
Maybe not. Is there a difference between regular Walmart and a Supercenter one?
Yes, Walmart Supercentor is bigger and offers more services. > Supercenters save customers time and money by combining full grocery lines and general merchandise under one roof at Wal-Mart’s signature Every Day Low Prices. In addition to general merchandise, Supercenters feature bakery goods, deli foods, frozen foods, meat and dairy products, and fresh produce. Supercenters also are home to many specialty shops such as vision centers, Tire & Lube Expresses, Radio Grill, McDonald’s or Subway restaurants, portrait studios and one-hour photo centers, hair salons, banks, and employment agencies. https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2005/01/06/our-retail-divisions
“I’m built different (crushes egg)”
I have a crusher that'll break those eggs!
Just make a bunch of spinning egg boxes.
They evolved to be round in case of this exact situation
They call this an evolutionary deep read.
They were preparing for the meta all along
This has terrifying implications, does that mean the future of society involves enough crushers to be evolutionarily significant? If yes, that means we're most likely heading towards a paperclip maximizer scenario. I think the play here is to let chickens do our AI safety design since they're clearly far ahead of the curve.
> I think the play here is to let chickens do our AI safety design since they're clearly far ahead of the curve. You fool! To a chicken, a crusher would be safe. By handing over control you've just ensured a future filled with crushers!
But alas! it took chickens tens of thousands of years to develop their protection from the crusher, I can invent a chicken effective crusher in a day! Then I will make chicken crushing robots to keep them in line!
r/outside moment
Once again outplayed by birds
bird mains are some of the oldest builds, so some of their stats and perks are OP
It would hurt the chicken if it was square.
not if the chickens bumhole was also square
The square egg comes from.. the square hole. The triangle egg comes from.. the square hole. etc
This semicircle egg? That's right! The square hole!
Fun fact: [wombats poop cubes](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/)
Are these the things that come out of chickens asshole ?
Cloaca but yes indeed.
Weird i thought it was always spelled butthole.
Nah cloaca was always spelled that way. It's a combo poo/pee/pregnancy hole
🥵
And breaks easily in every other situation
Well duh, crushers are chicken eggs natural enemies, so they evolved against them. They didn’t evolve against every other situation.
Overspecialization, I think this is called
Babbys wouldn’t be able to escape egg otherwise Babby escape
The year is 6000 BC. The chickens have come into their own. Wild crushing machines roam the land searching for eggs.
The rounded shape being efficient volume to surface ratio might have had something to do with it. Not a perfect sphere because the force applied by the chicken guts.
The shape also prevents them from rolling a far distance from where they started if they fall out of the nest
no i’m pretty sure they evolved specifically to not get crushed in this crusher
Aliens had been using crushing machines on eggs for millions of years, before our recorded history. Naturally this crush resistant shape for eggs became common over time.
Source: trust me bro
"what came first the chicken or the egg?" Obviously now the egg, because the chicken is going to get fucked by that crusher
Eggs have existed since before chickens evolved, the answer is and will always be egg and l will proudly die in this hill
But who laid the egg?
An avian dinosaur, and before that a reptile, and before that amphibians, and before that fish.
What about before the fish
Certainly not a chicken.
Some say it was a crusher
Shut up Wesley
Something that isn't quite a fish but isn't bacteria
Something chickenlike
Yup, same way the first homo sapiens was birthed by a Homo heidelbergensis, the first chicken egg was laid by some form of proto-chicken
Imagine being whatever was before us and having a baby and it looking like us. "wtf? Did you cheat on me? What is this thing?!"
Not a chicken
The biological ancestor to the chicken from which the chicken evolved.
a genetic precursor to what is the known as a chicken
god
The proto-chicken
I'll die up on that same damn hill Fish and amphibians existed *WELL* before chickens, or anything resembling chickens and laid eggs.
You are absolutely correct!
THANK YOU finally someone with reason
The whole conversation is completely shut down with this fact. Anyone trying to play devil's advocate or disagreeing is just plain wrong. Chicken eggs are never specified in the question. There is no species of chicken that predates the egg.
But the question isn't what came first the chicken or the egg, the question actually is 'what came first, the chicken egg or the chicken'. It's just an implied 'chicken egg' instead of 'egg' because obviously eggs existed first. And so the chicken had to come first, since the egg would be the egg of what ever creature laid it. A good example is apple seeds. You pick a Golden Delicious apple, that is a Golden Delicious apple. It isn't 'whatever new random tree pops up from the seeds' apple. The egg is the same as the apple.
If you plant the seeds from that golden delicious apple, you won't get a golden delicious apple tree. Apples are a bad example. Go with oranges instead. Same thing, but different.
The chicken egg came first, this is basic biology. An egg is a zygote, a 50/50 combination of 2 creatures DNA. The process of fertilisation gives rise to the genetic variance that creates the first chicken egg from 2 proto-chicken parents. As an illustration, a mule is a mix between a male donkey and female horse. We don't call a mule a horse simply because it was born from a horse, we call it a mule when the foetus is created. We call an egg a chicken egg, if it will hatch into a chicken. An egg is not a chicken egg because it was laid from a chicken. People in this thread seem to have some misconception that hens reproduce asexually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_recombination
Thank you for already stating what my pedantic self wanted to say.
Yeah, a crusher like this is what the male chicks are dropped into from a conveyor belt on chicken egg farms. Factory farms YEAH!
That video was fucking horrific.
Had to reread, thought you wrote ‘terrific’.
They actually fed the chicken into the crusher for this video, but of course the eggs popped out from inside the chicken since they can't be crushed.
I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg.
The first chicken hatched from an egg laid by an almost-chicken. The egg came first.
Clearly by design, this is how eggs are collected, drop in a chicken and out comes an egg…
Can eggs even cum?
I’ve thought about this for a while. And my answer is the chicken. Why the chicken? Because the question is the chicken or the egg and I take it as a “chicken egg”. Let’s call our modern chicken we all know and enjoy breaded, fried and dipped in bbq sauce, chicken 1.0 so the egg laid by our modern chicken is egg 1.0. With that said at some point in time chicken .9 would have had to have laid an egg .9 with a chicken 1.0 as we know it today inside. That’s evolution. Then only then would that chicken 1.0 lay an egg 1.0 sometime when it matures. There we have it, the chicken came first.
I disagree with this, although I agree with your line of thinking. At some point an almost-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched the first chicken. I think we agree on this. However, it seems to me that an egg containing a chicken is by definition a chicken egg. So it follows that the egg came first. An almost chicken laid the first chicken egg, out of which emerged the first chicken. I appreciate your argument and can see your point of view though.
That egg. It’s an almost-chicken egg to me. With a chicken inside. Someone more knowledgeable than us has to come and lay down some facts on wether the egg takes its name or it’s classification from the mother or the embryo inside.
The first chicken occurred due to a genetic mutation that moved it from almost chicken to chicken. That mutation was already present within the egg when it was laid, making it a chicken egg.
Mutations happen in the egg or in the sperm. A non-chicken did not change into a chicken and lay an egg. A non-chicken laid what we call the chicken egg.
I’m not saying a non-chicken changed into a chicken. I’m saying an egg laid by a non-chicken, is a non-chicken egg.
I feel like nature didn’t exactly plan for crushers
Don't try it with your balls though.
r/DontPutYourBallsInThat
What? WHAT? Don't put your balls in ANYTHING? Why are people putting their balls in things? Damn Puritans and their shitty sex education!
[I blame The State.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrmZAXezkhA)
Didn't click the link, but for some reason I now want to dip my balls in something...
Like $240 worth of pudding?
This guy gets it
First I cook, then I chill. Awwwwww yeah.
r/subsifellfor
I love reddit for that anti BS built in filter
Lmao reddit falls for just as much bullshit as it calls out
And I don’t think crushers really planned for eggs gently placed inside them
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Most commercially farmed eggs (y'know, the bleach-white ones) have much thinner shells and weaker membranes holding them together. More "natural" eggs are much harder to crack.
I've got chickens and sometimes I'll throw an egg out into the field for my dog to find and often he finds it intact and plays with it in his mouth all day like he's super proud of it. 😂
https://i.imgur.com/qTFNYL4.gif
That's adorable!
Yeah, we buy organic farm-fresh eggs, and sometimes I’m sitting there fighting to crack them open, it can be a little annoying at times but I prefer them over frail eggs.
That's not because of their farming. Eggs sold in the US are required to have the outside layer of the shell washed off to prevent salmonella. This means the eggs will also need to be refrigerated and does make it easier to crack. Oddly, in Europe, they ban washing of the eggs for the same reason. And because they still have their outer shell layer, they can be left out on the counter.
Lol came here to say the same.
You still get an up-vote. Valiant effort friend.
this is really unsatisfying to me
Agreed. Industrial shredders and crushers give me occupational anxiety. Belongs in the r/sweatypalms subreddit or r/maybemaybemaybe
Or r/mildlyinfuriating
Yo same i want to see em epxplod in that crushers
My monkey brain thinks grabbing one with my bare hand is totally safe and a good idea... What could go wrong? The eggs seem perfectly fine.
[Sometimes you have to go for it](https://youtu.be/ZnfaiOobDPg)
No sir, That will stay blue
Just use a lot of down force when you go in for the grab. Should be fin…gerless
Am I the only one who finds this rather infuriating than satisfying? Like I want to see the eggs break damit. It's like watching that truck approach the pole but never hit it.
Some people just want to see the world burn..
No, some people just want to see the egg to crack. Actually they are essentially the same thing 🤔
The machine and the gif are both reversed
I find it incredibly stressful. Like, in JUST A SECOND the egg is going to smash and oh god it's coming I know it's coming ARGH
Yeah this is making me anxious.
Came here for this. Just get smooshed already!
Exactly what I was going to say, thank you
Yes!
I'm glad it's not just me. I immediately got a weird sense of overwhelming anxiety from that.
It's a whole smorgasbord of annoying. The eggs never getting crushed is annoying. The grammar in the title is annoying ("one of nature's perfect design" instead of "one of nature's perfect design***s***"). The very concept of the title is annoying (They're perfect because they won't break in a crusher? The fact that they won't break in *these* crushers means that they won't break in crushers in general? Come on...). And, above all: The fact that this is just ***a reversed gif*** is annoying as fuck.
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Yeah this makes more sense. It's reversed.
Crazy how popular this post is with a simple reverse
I didn't notice before, but now it's very obvious. The way they bounce and roll around doesn't make any sense in the original post
This is played in reverse.
Reversed gif : [https://imgur.com/FuYZRc2.gifv](https://imgur.com/FuYZRc2.gifv)
It's most noticeable in the first clip. The eggs bounce around too much and it looks like there's some invisible force dragging them out of the crevice.
To clarify: they put the machine in reverse, filmed it, then reversed the film
Exactly!
This should be the top comment
Yes bro, just stupid after stupid above you hahahaha, people saying because they are natural eggs they have stronger shell, brrooooooooo i am dying, to many stupid people man are on this app, i am goooooooone, i am stupid too, don't get me wrong, but not that stupid, i knew it was a trick, i was thinking they used some oil or shit to make them just slippery but it's so obvious how the eggs jump from the bottom teeth to the next one above after reading your comment, fuck me bro i want to die so bad, we will never reach beyond our planet, disappointed
This post would have been better if the title was just "EGGS!"
A fine example of evolution. Back when chickens were evolving, giant crushers were an ongoing threat.
Seems like a shit way to scramble these…
its probably played in reverse
All you need is a crusher with big enough teeth.
Everything was natures perfect design until something designed to crush it was invented. Like life and my spirit, for example.
What is this title lol
But my hand crushes it easily. Wow. PeRfEct DeSigN
Yeah the babies inside aren’t though. Male chicks are dropped into these macerators every day, fully conscious, as they have no use to the egg industry.
Where's the control variable? Throw some golf balls in there and see if they do the same.
It's in reverse, how do you not see this?
Ahh yes, natures natural enemy, the CRUSHER
That just means the perfect crusher hasn't been built yet.
Eggs have evolved for billions of years to be immune to industrial crushers. Nature is fantastic.
No OP, *YOU’RE* one of nature’s perfect design.
They obviously evolved to be crusher-proof.
Nature's perfect design wont be broken by an inustrial crusher !!! Anyone : "proceeds to drop the egg a LITTLE too hard on the counter top" Egg: "cracks"
How do you get the eggs back out?
Suck’m up with yer butthole
This isn't satisfying, I'm constantly thinking they are going to break at some point by getting caught in just the right angle...
There's gravity though
Yet 2 break from me opening the carton
Little chickens just trying to survive, how sad.. Roll little egg, roll!
And thats why we throw the born chicks in the shredder and not the eggs
They will if you throw them into it.
Ooh! Ooh! Now do hummingbird eggs!
Ok but what if one hatches then what happens
*kitchen counter has entered the chat*
Michael myers fuming he’s not an egg
i feel the crusher\`s frustration
Should see what that does to the male chicks though 😜
Will it blend?
They won't break in \*this\* crusher. Try one with bigger teeth and see what happens.
This hurts
"I must be stronger than a crusher!" > Runs into traffic and dies
Why was my first instinct to challange the eggs with my arm..
Very eggonomic shape
Now I'm not an anxious person by any degree. But this is giving me anxiety, this is freaking me the fuck out!
Which will wear out from friction first, the crusher or the egg shell?
Nothing is tougher than a trans person discovering themself.
When you're going through a really traumatic event and someone tells you "you're so strong".
Works fine on chicks. If you know, you know...
Any spherical object that is larger than x times the height of the teeth will just roll.