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MoonlitFatale

'I can't go into the reasons' What do you mean you can't, you really could have


SpHornet

OP has rabies


MisterTalyn

That was my first thought, too. F in the chat for OP, because you don't survive rabies once the hydrophobia sets in.


TamagotchiMasterRace

Only 29 people have survived full blown rabies with treatment since 1970. 59,000 deaths annually across 53 years, and you have a 1 in 108k chance of surviving. And that's just counting reported and confirmed deaths. It hits predominantly economically depressed areas where record keeping is probably not great, so the death toll may be way higher. Prions are a bitch Edit: by treatment I mean after the virus takes hold and symptoms set in, post exposure vaccine saves a lot of lives


Metagion

I'm always amazed that *anyone* can survive it, let alone 29 people!


wolfiesrule

Prions are pathogenic, but they aren't a virus like rabies. Instead, they are misfolded proteins and they cause diseases like CJD, mad cow, scrapie (sheep), and CWD (deer), among others.


TamagotchiMasterRace

For some reason I was under the impression that the rabies virus infected proteins to misfold and then that went on to spread. I don't know why, but after some very quick and half-assed research it looks like i was wrong


Prine9Corked

it doesnt produce hydrophobia it just that your throat spams so much you can drink or eat anything


[deleted]

which is what produces hydrophobia


TheSaultyOne

Hydrophobic, it doesn't make you scared of water lol it makes you react to water


ArtisenalMoistening

Ooh. I like this as a way to explain homophobia to people who are like “I’m NoT aFrAiD oF gAy PeOpLe”. Thank you!


Lyretongue

Well the "phobic" is more like "repellent to" or "adverse to" more than "afraid of" or "react to"


Varjutantsija

i agree but the overall bodily reactions towards water may cause an irrational fear in people due to the other symptoms like paranoia, so i'd go as far as to say both views are equally valid.


Efficient_Ear_8037

I thought you were gonna say “overall bodily reactions toward gay people”


tterfly

Watch a video of someone with rabies trying to drink water. It’s fear


Hypocritical_Oath

By making you violently spasm which, if you're a human, will build fear of water. You robotic lug.


gaspour9

Yeah, so op probably don't want to "react" to water while watching anime


JonathanTheMighty

Then it should also be a short one


FieserMoep

It's easier to recommend though as it does not have to have a proper ending anyway.


MaikeruGo

3 [rabbid] racoons in a trench coat.


ComicsEtAl

“So there *was* time to explain.” “Don’t waste precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry!”


jittery_jerry

my fault


anormalchick

Something tells me the the reason is probably porn


RiceStranger9000

Nah, I think it may be rather a bet OOP did, and thus posted this. Not even for porn seems to be a logical thing


NoMusician518

I agree. 87.6% chance oop got into a stoned argument with one of their buddies and needed a way to settle it.


Delaaia

They want to train an AI Model, probably for stable diffusion, for porn. The image gen AIs usually confuse liquids and mix up the viscosity and he wants anime that doesnt have that problem. Weird.


manbearligma

This is a credible noncredible take I’m impressed


Select-Computer-7182

If so he could just Edit out all the scenes containing water, no?


NebulaNinja

That would take work.


manbearligma

Imma train an ai to edit out the scenes for the other ai


Faladorable

or they want comments asking why and its comment bait


Mcmenger

If tears count, cum counts too


TiredStarling095

Extreme hydrophobia, maybe, although tears??


IMA_ROBOBOT

mfs with rabbies


scninththemoom

When someone says something do rabiephobic you gotta hit them with that rabid stare 😮‍💨


TheHoboRoadshow

I’m so mad I’m foaming at the mouth


Jazzlike-Opinion1072

Have a sip of water, it'll calm you down


mai_tai87

Would you like a little extra froth with that cappuccino?


amadeupidentity

Are you threatening me????


FutureComplaint

r/HydroHomies came to brawl


[deleted]

Well with 7-14 days to live when first symptoms show, I’d say watching anime is the number 1 priority. But no water!!!


sarcasticgreek

Hydrophobic homies?


ProperMastodon

r/Hydrophomies?


boo-galoo90

It’s spelled rabbis


IPeeMyself1601

Raving rabbids go ‘BWAAAAAAAH!’


Mastersord

Shalom?


Stupid_Triangles

That's the first sign of rabies....


Visible-Meat3418

No, it’s rabbits


TheHoly7_

r/hydrohomies won't like this


deanrihpee

They will declare that OP as an eternal enemy


NeosandsoeN

I've already seen you somewhere, I know this pfp do you comment often ?


deanrihpee

Yes, kinda


gmezzenalopes

Yes, we will


Bloody_Insane

r/hydrophobies will


outofcontextsex

They're banned and unmoderated as they should be; hydro homie supremacy!


EvolvedSplicer68

Turns out they don’t https://reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/s/6wzrH0POqh


zairaner

not as funny as the thread about the guy who asked for an [anime without trees](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/ojqs3d/any_good_anime_without_trees/). It was hilarious seeing people try to come up with anime and then it failing because someone found a tree in episode 11, minute 3. Edit: [op's answer](https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/ojqs3d/comment/h53bkbr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) on "why?"


Atalant

Maybe, they are the same guy?


zairaner

maybe he is, and he now decided to attack the root cause for the existence of trees.


Zwiebel1

Guys on a fucking mission and he won't accept anything else but permanent extermination of all trees.


That0neGuy

Father was crushed by a tree, mother drowned.


archiminos

I love the "Girl's Last Tour" response that leads to the question of whether or not a picture of a tree counts.


zairaner

Truly the philosophy questions of our modern times.


[deleted]

…deleted Remember what it was?


GenericAutist13

> I just want to find a place where I know I don't have to see them for a while. Still visible for me


zairaner

For me the [answer](https://imgur.com/6XKp5O0) comment is still there, just ops account was deleted


Dancing_Doe

Anime without trees seems easier than the no tears rule of the water guy. No trees? Ok, an anime thst takes place entirely in space or under water should do. No water.....well...


Rodiniz

Maybe some post apocalyptic anime, like trigun, I don't remember seeing water in that


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Op deleted the answer…bastard


GenericAutist13

> I just want to find a place where I know I don't have to see them for a while. Still visible for me


karoshikun

ok, I want to know their reasons


DarkandDanker

Animes with water in it fucking suck It's proven science Dragon ball z was cool till it rained Naruto was great until that liquid diarrhea scene


Darstensa

Dragon Ball Z has Gohan fall off a river in the first ep.


DarkandDanker

Oh God I must have been so traumatized I blacked that out


aiirxgeordan

Even earlier dragon ball starts with Goku fishing


DarkandDanker

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP


Sylvedoge

Wait till you find out there's water in urine, and there's oddly a lot in dragon ball, and z.


MrSNoopy1611

Sweat, sweat, sweat everywhere


-Eerzef

Forty seconds into the first episode there's a waterfall


SoloWing1

Kame house is on an small island in the middle of the Ocean.


[deleted]

the what


DarkandDanker

Rain


karoshikun

one piece? ghost in the shell? everything by ghibli?


DarkandDanker

All horrible The only good anime is hibya ma Nikko It's just 3000 chapters of a rock deep and safe in the earth


FuryTLG

I see you are a spelunking dwarf of culture too


ZeldaGoodGame

He really took it seriously 💀


RexIsAMiiCostume

Until the WHAT SCENE????


HMS_Sunlight

If we're being serious OP probably had a recent drowning experience and is still in a phase where they can be triggered by bodies of water


Smgth

And the tears?


Isaac_Kurossaki

OP has severe rabies as well


sebkuip

They just want a dry anime i guess


rrogido

Weebs are so against showering that it's spilling over into other areas.


30K100M

Probably for a bet


Paradox31426

> “Looking for an anime” > “no tears” Only one of these things can be true.


[deleted]

‘Boss, we still have a bit of budget left - what do you want us to do with it?’ ‘Make those fucking tears *sparkle*’


CursedLemon

FMA out here like


Zwiebel1

FMA had no tears. But plenty of rain...


anninnzanni

I'm suspecting OP could be one of the h2o just add water girls.


Rikaa_15

Anime water isn't organic enough 💀


PineTheseApples

Water isn’t organic 💀


TheSackLunchBunch

Free-range water tho🤌🏻


Rudy_Ghouliani

I like it when it falls from high places and splashes all over my face


i_mii

I guess he has a special power that he's not afraid to use


EarthlyWayfarer

Phobia? I hope you find what you’re looking for


deanrihpee

How can you even survive having a phobia of water, how do you even hydrate yourself?


Soul_Of_Coffee

hydrophobia is a real thing when people/animals get rabies, and yeah they pretty much die


deanrihpee

Yeah I realized that too, but survive long enough to post on Reddit to watch anime? That's impressive , or is it their last post?


GoldFishPony

It’s not spoken about, but the last lethal sign of rabies is when the infected involuntarily watches anime with water in it, it kills them every time. I think oop was trying to find a quick solution to get around the water death sentence.


Silver_Implement5800

Maybe they wished to put it on for acquaintance with it


thedarkhaze

There are people who are allergic to water which is sorta related. I guess they might have a fear of water since it causes them pain.


Exaggeration17A

An anime with no water? Sounds dry.


claudiocorona93

Hokuto No Ken / Fist of the North Star? There are tears but it's all in a desert


long909

Bro think he is team Magma


[deleted]

[join today](https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/1209837?refGallery=tags&page=1&tag=team+magma)


pheeze

My man is sick to death of the obligatory beach episode


Akhi5672

He also hates the rain


Zwiebel1

And Onsen episodes. And bathroom scenes.


Prize_External4420

Where there’s water, there’s fanservice Smh


Arhion

blood cells at work there is only blood you are safe


Moooboy10

There's a part where the body is dehydrated and Water is involved


Lucretius

My wife and I watched a Bond move once, as we were leaving the theater she turned to me and said "Nobody ate any food of any kind in that movie!".


red__dragon

Sounds like Quantum of Solace.


[deleted]

One Piece


Bloody_Insane

I'm sure there's water somewhere in One Piece. I can't remember any though. Let me rewatch it and look for some


[deleted]

Nah you are just overthinking it.


tomgh14

Yeah wouldn’t make sense to have water as the protagonists main weakness why would he choose to even get close


Frozenfishy

> Let me rewatch it and look for some oh no...


Galle_

I was extremely tempted to recommend One Piece.


Impala1967SS

Ponyo


TheSackLunchBunch

Ok but the tears in Ponyo do creep me out.


smeetebwet

Mmm jelly tears


Rez-Boa-Dog

Trigun has very little water in it


-Eerzef

[in the second episode a town gets flooded ](https://imgur.com/97vCMGn)


Rez-Boa-Dog

Shit you're right. I saw it like a month ago and forgot


PunchDrunkPrincess

vash cries


AnAverageTransGirl

holy shit its the ign 7.8 guy


Unique_Display_Name

Hahaha wut


Particular-Elk-3923

I hate to tell you at this point Rabies is incurable and fatal. God be with you.


SlickestIckis

Desert Punk is the closest I can think of.


gimme_dat_good_shit

I'm sure there are scenes of people drinking in that show, though, right? The lack of water just makes the water much more central to the plot. (It's been a few years since I've seen it, and I still can't decide if it was actually any good or not. I loved the aesthetic, at least.)


youngdeer25

Try boku no pico academia


Blaze-Leo

Fucking what?


Sandvich1015

nah there’s a beach scene sorry


Icy_Sector3183

No tears? I... What?


Zealousideal-Chef758

This fucker is that one IGN guy who rated a game lower because of "too much water"


DependentPhotograph2

Wow. I didn't expect to see such blatant hydrophobia in 2023. This sort of hydrophobic rhetoric gives anime fans a bad name!


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Bro has rabies 💀


MSaifK

So, I put OOP's requirements in Bard (Google's equivalent of ChatGPT), aaaannd.. turns out, there actually are a few such animes out there. The following was Bard's response: >Yes, there are a few anime that have no water in them, of any kind. Here are a few examples: >* **Tonari no Seki-kun**(My Neighbor Seki) is a short comedy anime about a boy named Seki who sits next to a girl named Rumi in class. Seki is constantly building elaborate and creative dioramas on his desk, while Rumi tries to focus on her studies. The anime takes place entirely inside the classroom, and there are no scenes of water or any other liquid. >* **Showa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu** is a historical drama anime about the world of rakugo, a traditional Japanese form of storytelling. The anime follows the lives of two rakugo performers, Yakumo Yuurakutei and Sukeroku Yuurakutei, as they navigate the changing world of post-war Japan. The anime takes place entirely in urban settings, and there are no scenes of water or any other liquid. >* **Ping Pong the Animation** is a sports anime about a group of high school ping pong players. The anime follows the story of Makoto Tsukimoto, a talented but unmotivated ping pong player, as he tries to find his place in the world. The anime takes place entirely in indoor settings, and there are no scenes of water or any other liquid. >These are just a few examples of anime that have no water in them. There may be other anime that fit your criteria, so I recommend doing some research to find one that you enjoy. I guess you could forward it.. xD Edit: I haven't verified nor watched any of these.


metal_and_lace

theres beach/ surfing in ping pong , these ais know nothing


TryndamereKing

I trust you enough, but a series about pingpong without water, doesn't sound right. Sweat is water right? Haven't watched it, so can't confirm, just hypothesising..


MSaifK

I haven't watched any of them either, lol. But, good point. I only copy and pasted whatever Bard wrote. XD


red__dragon

Yeah, I looked for a clip and the first thumbnail shows sweat. Which the drawing style wouldn't really lend itself to otherwise, so they're definitely incorporating the athletics there.


Leather_Damage_8619

Iirc Seki-kun has a chapter where they clean the pool but idk if that's in the anime


Mother-Persimmon3908

I remeber a boat deck in ping pong the animation!!!! There are lots ofoutdoor scenes and i think i saw the ocean on the horizon??


razielxlr

Try Gran Blue maybe?


Alucardhellss

Grand blue


Volt105

Just watch Grand Blue All the "water" is just incognito alcohol


Abahu

That reminds me of the guy who posted on r/Oblivion asking if anyone had a mod to remove all water from the game


Eksposivo23

Show him One Piece or Azur Lane... that will straighten him out


DuntadaMan

> No tears That rules out anything with magic. Magic anime tears are the ultimate power.


Triga_3

Hydrophobic maybe? Or plagiarism for weird homework? Or to win a really ridiculous argument?


hexkatfire

Think he'd like One Piece


Xanza

> I have rabies and wanna enjoy one more show before I die.


Parker_memes9000

Rabid behavior


InterestingScience74

This motherfucker has rabies and is trying to spend the last good hours of their life watching anime


Ok_Square_2479

those characters are gonna be dehydrated


doreirei

The human body has water in it. Let the fear scare you.


expero90

Does semen count?


SoRaang

70% of human is water, so...


ixFeng

I had a similar experience with a stranger once back when I was playing maplestory. Discord rando asked if there was a playable class that didn't have any blue colored skill animations. Like, not even a shade of it. Light blue, dark blue, turquoise, cyan. Nada. Said he had 'mental health reasons' for it. The whole discord chat jumped on the poor guy. "so you spook yourself whenever you look at the sky?" "BLOO! did I getcha?"


Oportbis

No tears is gonna be the hardest


Time_Athlete_3594

There's a legit phobia of water out there, so maybe OOP has it?


TougherOnSquids

Yeah and it kills you. People aren't walking among us living normal lives who are hydrophobic


Torbpjorn

Aren’t walking what?


euphoricapartment981

My brother in christ thats called rabies


[deleted]

That time I got reincarnated as a slime. Great watch.


_FowlPlay_

Quite sure that has water.


[deleted]

Huehuehue


Possible_Dig_1194

From the top of my head there is water in the cave where he wakes up, beach episodes and numerous hot springs /bath house scenes in that show. Plus all the lizard people scenes is water heavy


Matix777

plus the main character is 99% water...


Solus-The-Ninja

Impossible, there's always the obligatory beach episode.


UtaTan

Must be IGN reviewer


Sudden_Fix_1144

I now want an anime with nothing but water!


Taralyth

*points at one piece*


vxarctic

A space anime with robots might be the answer.


heeheehahalol

Overflow is good. NO NO NO I LIED IT DOESNT CONTAIN WATER BUT IT CONTAINS


Abovearth31

One Piece lmao. In all seriousness I have no idea what to recommend like there's always the occasionnal glass of water scene or bath scene or "anime character bawling his eyes out" scene so I really have no fucking idea. Dragon Ball Super maybe ? Doesn't take place on Earth as much as Z did so if he skip the first two sagas (Battle of Gods and Golden Frieza sagas) he should be good.


_atrocious_

Man's got Rabies


Zelcki

Bro is an Enderman


drgrabbo

Has the OP got Rabies by any chance?


JustPlayn10

Did they work for IGN?


Gaby33400

This isn't thalassophobia at this point it's straight up aquaphobia


freyaeyaeyaeya

just skip the mandatory beach episode


LordOfDorkness42

...Was there any water in Astro Boy? Been ages since I read the manga, but robot boy in big cities and space, usually interacting with other robots...


X_EPIK_X

She/he probably has rabies


AwkwardEducation

OP has rabies.


International_Way850

Humans are 60% water. Anime characters are mostly human so their bodies are 60% water too.


Lightcronno

Somebody’s got rabies