Most people would probably agree it’s ethically wrong to jerk it in a public setting, despite already being illegal tho.
Now, if you had the remains cremated and kept in your house or otherwise private property…
If you think dead bodies ought to be treated with dignity and respect then yeah probably wrong to jerk off on it
If you think dead bodies are just things, there are probably still living relatives and friends who would have strong feelings about the treatment of said bodies so probably still wrong to jerk off on it
Unless like, the dead person was really really into some fringe alternate kink stuff and specifically wrote down that they'd be down for this happening to their remains
Wasn't there a greek god that did this? He literally invented the dildo cause some guy that carried him across a river asked for sex then died before they could do it or smtn
Honestly though, if somebody managed to reserve a cemetery for a day for this purpose, I wouldn't think less of them. So long as they aren't fucking with other people to do it
Sometimes it is okay to not share our thoughts or feelings with the world.
To bottle them up, tuck them away, and never revisit them.
This is one of those times.
That said, it does sound like a victimless crime, assuming no one walks up on it.
I mean... it's been a minute since I've seen that, but Asuka wasn't actually dead.
What I'm not sure about is whether that makes it more or less fucked up...
I always wonder what really happened afterwards. Did Shinji kind of clean it away? Did an unfortunate nurse find cum on Asuka? Did Asuka herself wake up and look at it in disgust?
Uhh I don't think that would be very respectful, maybe oop should do that with a picture or something to get some closure.
Can't imagine how difficult that loss must be and I get him wanting to honor a promise, but he needs a healthier, much less literal, solution.
Can you come over and I’ll just starting JO and I’ll get a buddy of mine to just pretend he’s dead and lay there? We’ll make a night of it. /s unless you’re down.
Didnt get chance to rape her while she was alive, its not what she would have wanted, but guess this saves on the GHB.... This is how we get weeping angels irl people....
If you two never had sex then I'm sorry but they were never your "partner"
This reads like a stalker wrote it...
Edit: lot of virgins in the thread lol
They could have been Christians saving themselves for marriage or something. Or just teens who hadn't had sex yet.
But I understand you're reading it like "I'm in a relationship with this girl who doesn't know she loves me yet" kind of thing.
This is a scene in a book called Sabbath's Theatre by Philip Roth. A dude is jerking off over his dead wife's grave in the middle of the night but he hears someone coming so he stops and hides behind a headstone. Then another man comes and begins wanking over the wife's grave instead. It's a man that she was having an affair with.
Anyway, to answer your question, fucking go for it, wait until night time.
Legally if they are buried in a public grave….yes it is wrong.
There's mans law, and then there is this mans law, and finally Murphy's law, and those three reasons children are why we dont procreate.
This guy Murphy must have been a real hell raiser back in the day I hear about him all the time
Mad Murph we used to call him at the pub. Always ejaculating on something.
“That’s my Robert. Always peeing on people.”
I don't know what that quote is from so I will presume it was from your last family gathering. Ahhh, good times.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQljMOQdJ4
I am a Murphy and it follows me every where I go.
If someone skeets in a graveyard, and no one is around to smell it, does it make a wrong?
There's also coleslaw, which would kinda resemble the aftermath of the reef.
We aren’t talking about legality here, man, we’re talking about *ETHICS*
Most people would probably agree it’s ethically wrong to jerk it in a public setting, despite already being illegal tho. Now, if you had the remains cremated and kept in your house or otherwise private property…
Only question then would be if it’s weird, but that’s not the question here.
If you think dead bodies ought to be treated with dignity and respect then yeah probably wrong to jerk off on it If you think dead bodies are just things, there are probably still living relatives and friends who would have strong feelings about the treatment of said bodies so probably still wrong to jerk off on it Unless like, the dead person was really really into some fringe alternate kink stuff and specifically wrote down that they'd be down for this happening to their remains
Most people would probably agree it’s ethically wrong to jerk it
If someone rubs one out in public, but there’s no one around to see it, is it really being done publicly?
If your name is Lauren Boebert…..it most certainly is being done publicly.
I guess it depends on the country.
It's wrong. Dead wrong.
Cursed promises.
Wasn't there a greek god that did this? He literally invented the dildo cause some guy that carried him across a river asked for sex then died before they could do it or smtn
No idea, but totally on-brand for ancient Greece.
Yeah, I’m not well versed on Ancient Greek God sex crimes, but from what little I know this checks out.
I believe that was Dionysus. The guy was a freak!
[Yeah I remember this one too.](https://reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/OwrrxVqpAW)
u/PredictableOne
Hey there
The legend himself
“Legend” is a weird way to spell grave masturbator
Honestly, kinda romantic
Like... during the funeral?
No after. I meant after the funeral.
Wait it’s the actual person, also you are 17, please do not go jerk off on an exes grave for the love of god
Is this a genuine question? No. No, don't do that. It is literally illegal because it involves having your dick out in public.
No lol I just wanted to get a reaction out of people. It worked.
r/madlads
THE GOAT
Honestly though, if somebody managed to reserve a cemetery for a day for this purpose, I wouldn't think less of them. So long as they aren't fucking with other people to do it
During would have been more impressive.
Straight in the casket.
A bony bukkake..
It's the guy himself!
As you’re carrying the coffin as a pallbearer for extra points
What a terrible day to be literate
Seems like none of my business
Sounds like the business I just set up. Necro-4-U.
Just tried calling it 800 632-7648 pretty hilarious actually. Message said americas hottest talk line lol
Speak for yourself. I clean grave stones for a living.
Surely this is your bread and butter.
Lol butter
Ah, the ethics of Gen-Z and netizens in general ~~~
Ejaculating on graves, *classic gen z* /s
Well, only if Z stands for zombie in this context
Gen z humour can be hard to decipher for the uninitiated
*pardon me?*
It’s alright, you’re pardoned
Sometimes it is okay to not share our thoughts or feelings with the world. To bottle them up, tuck them away, and never revisit them. This is one of those times. That said, it does sound like a victimless crime, assuming no one walks up on it.
Shinji never stopped…
I mean... it's been a minute since I've seen that, but Asuka wasn't actually dead. What I'm not sure about is whether that makes it more or less fucked up...
I always wonder what really happened afterwards. Did Shinji kind of clean it away? Did an unfortunate nurse find cum on Asuka? Did Asuka herself wake up and look at it in disgust?
Wtf are you three talking about? It's disgusting. Show me where
From the Neon Genesis Evangelion movie "End of Evangelion"
Was looking for this
I have a creeping suspicion this was originally meant as a troll post...not sure why...
[Assuming this isn’t sarcasm, you’re right OP admitted it in the comments right here](https://reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/s/MBoFoSsgji)
Morally, no. Jerking off in public? That'll get you a charge and on a list.
Ah, the ethics of Gen-Z and netizens in general ~~~
unfortunately it is wrong, you must dig them up and cum inside them
and this is the comment that will make me quit the internet for the rest of the month.
Me too. No time for the internet because I have a lot of digging to do.
Gotta be quick, though, since it doesn't work when there are only bones left.
Honestly if someone is horny enough for me that they want to crank it over my grave they have my blessing.
If there are no kids nearby, should be fine.
More like if there is no shame
If there is no shame, then kids won't be a problem.
I don't want to see some guy jerking it while visiting grandma
Fine, have your boring cemetery visit.
Speak for yourself, I visit your grandma specifically for the guy jerking it if I'm being honest.
As a general rule, don't jerk off outside the house, but especially not in a graveyard
That's why I'm having my girl cremated.
Cream-mated
What's with that milkshake on the mantle?
It's not
besides legal consequences, literally: **who cares**
Hey that’s me😄
This man right here officer
u/Andrew_Glouberman
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I'm gonna bust a nut
Do your thing
Ah, the ethics of Gen-Z and netizens in general ~ if it doesn't hurt anyone, it's ok ! 😃
I mean yea lol
Uhh I don't think that would be very respectful, maybe oop should do that with a picture or something to get some closure. Can't imagine how difficult that loss must be and I get him wanting to honor a promise, but he needs a healthier, much less literal, solution.
My poor, poor brain is tainted by reading this forevermore. I think I'll become an alcoholic now. Or whatever else helps destroy any and all memories.
Grief is truly the weirdest emotion
I now have a new kink time to test it out
When my grandmother died nobody noticed the crusty gym sock I stuffed into her casket.
Look, all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t want *my* future partner barred from flicking/rubbing one out over my grave
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Why stop at wanking if you got the corpse all to yourself....
MacGruber says it’s fine.
I'm gonna shoot!
JESUS CHRIST
Hmmm.. makes you think twice about the sentence *”and on the third day, Christ rose again”* 🤔
I Jack off on graves all the time
What the fuck is this
It depends if you gf's ghost is into it. You subconsious has a version of her, so ask her in ur dreams but prepare to be hunted 🫠
If they have lone grave, on your private property. If not, then you are jacking off next to somebody’s dead mom
Does it harm anyone? If no, weird but not immoral.
I do kinda wish everyone thought like this
During the funeral, it would be inapprobiate...
I also chose this guy's dead wife
Whatever kind if creepy promise keeper you are .... World doesnt need to know . You do you
Morally no. Legally yeah.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Where is the grave located at, let me help you.
If I caught you doing that on anyone's grave you would be sorry!
What you gonna do? Knock his dick out of his hand? Fight a dude with his cock out right in front of meemaw’s grave?
No I'm not rude,will wait for him to finish,clear-up,then have a word!
"After you ejaculate on your dead girlfriend you're gonna get a stern talking to, young man!"
Haha yep
Not that I don’t think this is weird what he did but what u gonna do
"What the fuck are you doing? I'm calling the police you sick bastard!"
Yeah this is what I would do, not commit assault
Give him a slap for being disrespectful
This man gonna assault someone for something that isn’t his business
Why not?you just stand an watch wouldn't you
No, I would start cumming all over him to give him a taste of his own medicine/s
Can you come over and I’ll just starting JO and I’ll get a buddy of mine to just pretend he’s dead and lay there? We’ll make a night of it. /s unless you’re down.
A taste of your medicine
What
Your semen = your medicine. They're extending the joke.
I mean, how else would you honor her? 🤷♂️ I say you shoot your shot. A chance like this cums once in a lifetime
I mean could be good closure harms no one id say go for it at night
What a sick fuck.
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They never had sex. This is a death promise, the most important kind. ReAdInG
#Ejaculate on your dead partner’s grave, OP, they mean cum.
And that's my que to leave. Good night reddit you never ending reason to keep a steady stock of eye bleach.
Didnt get chance to rape her while she was alive, its not what she would have wanted, but guess this saves on the GHB.... This is how we get weeping angels irl people....
Yeah go for it, come back in a few months and you have probably cultivated jizz shrooms you can possibly eat.
Why r u using light mode?
r/noahgettheboat
If you two never had sex then I'm sorry but they were never your "partner" This reads like a stalker wrote it... Edit: lot of virgins in the thread lol
This just in: random stranger on Reddit knows your own relationships better than you do
Cap
Look at this loser who thinks he's cool for having had sex
And a wife lol.
What? Two people can be in a romantic relationship while also not having sex
Aces, for example.
what about asexuals? we just can’t have a partner?
Asexuals? I call that the "I feel it but I don't want it"
r/ihavesex
I wouldn't be surprised if it had 0 members
Apparently no one here does hahaha
They could have been Christians saving themselves for marriage or something. Or just teens who hadn't had sex yet. But I understand you're reading it like "I'm in a relationship with this girl who doesn't know she loves me yet" kind of thing.
bruh what
Whut?
Which is why you should opt for cremation
na
[Peter I of Portugal says no](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_I_of_Portugal)
Kids, don't do drugs.
I don't think there is anything wrong with it. Am I insane though?
No, but you get to bone the freshly made soft grave mound
that post right there officer
Despite your username, I would not have predicted this.
He could have stopped at ejaculate and he would still be in the wrong. This comment was brought to you by the edging gang.
The last thing I would ever ejaculate on is my printer
r/thatsenoughinternet
I
For you and your passed loved one it should be ok.
this is some r/teenagers type shit
Its not right, I tell you that my child.
You have to dig them out otherwise it doesnt count
"Asking for a friend"
It is normal to do that, Right? RIGHT?!?!
I saw this literally yesterday 💀
Reddit people never stop to amaze me
But of a downgrade from Orpheus, methinks.
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I think they should do it
Nah it’s cute <3
Pouring one out for the homie
Mary Shelley did worse,your going to be fine
That's 🔥
This is a scene in a book called Sabbath's Theatre by Philip Roth. A dude is jerking off over his dead wife's grave in the middle of the night but he hears someone coming so he stops and hides behind a headstone. Then another man comes and begins wanking over the wife's grave instead. It's a man that she was having an affair with. Anyway, to answer your question, fucking go for it, wait until night time.
You might be a redneck….