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Leading_Industry_155

Legally if they are buried in a public grave….yes it is wrong.


comphreh

There's mans law, and then there is this mans law, and finally Murphy's law, and those three reasons children are why we dont procreate.


throwawaysalways1

This guy Murphy must have been a real hell raiser back in the day I hear about him all the time


braithwaite95

Mad Murph we used to call him at the pub. Always ejaculating on something.


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

“That’s my Robert. Always peeing on people.”


braithwaite95

I don't know what that quote is from so I will presume it was from your last family gathering. Ahhh, good times.


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQljMOQdJ4


Environmental_Ad4893

I am a Murphy and it follows me every where I go.


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

If someone skeets in a graveyard, and no one is around to smell it, does it make a wrong?


exion_zero

There's also coleslaw, which would kinda resemble the aftermath of the reef.


BreckenridgeBandito

We aren’t talking about legality here, man, we’re talking about *ETHICS*


yesnomaybenotso

Most people would probably agree it’s ethically wrong to jerk it in a public setting, despite already being illegal tho. Now, if you had the remains cremated and kept in your house or otherwise private property…


Crackheadwithabrain

Only question then would be if it’s weird, but that’s not the question here.


takebreakbakecake

If you think dead bodies ought to be treated with dignity and respect then yeah probably wrong to jerk off on it If you think dead bodies are just things, there are probably still living relatives and friends who would have strong feelings about the treatment of said bodies so probably still wrong to jerk off on it Unless like, the dead person was really really into some fringe alternate kink stuff and specifically wrote down that they'd be down for this happening to their remains


[deleted]

Most people would probably agree it’s ethically wrong to jerk it


Ilix

If someone rubs one out in public, but there’s no one around to see it, is it really being done publicly?


Leading_Industry_155

If your name is Lauren Boebert…..it most certainly is being done publicly.


Ich_habe_keinen_Bock

I guess it depends on the country.


chux4w

It's wrong. Dead wrong.


CAPT-Tankerous

Cursed promises.


LouiseRules333

Wasn't there a greek god that did this? He literally invented the dildo cause some guy that carried him across a river asked for sex then died before they could do it or smtn


Evil_Creamsicle

No idea, but totally on-brand for ancient Greece.


CAPT-Tankerous

Yeah, I’m not well versed on Ancient Greek God sex crimes, but from what little I know this checks out.


BeardedMythos

I believe that was Dionysus. The guy was a freak!


Immediate_Coat_5196

[Yeah I remember this one too.](https://reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/OwrrxVqpAW)


Garrod_Ran

u/PredictableOne


PredictableOne

Hey there


Miguecraft

The legend himself


RandomOrcN6

“Legend” is a weird way to spell grave masturbator


AlkalineSublime

Honestly, kinda romantic


[deleted]

Like... during the funeral?


PredictableOne

No after. I meant after the funeral.


IThinkImAGarage

Wait it’s the actual person, also you are 17, please do not go jerk off on an exes grave for the love of god


RexIsAMiiCostume

Is this a genuine question? No. No, don't do that. It is literally illegal because it involves having your dick out in public.


PredictableOne

No lol I just wanted to get a reaction out of people. It worked.


Devil-Eater24

r/madlads


[deleted]

THE GOAT


MutantGodChicken

Honestly though, if somebody managed to reserve a cemetery for a day for this purpose, I wouldn't think less of them. So long as they aren't fucking with other people to do it


[deleted]

During would have been more impressive.


JohnHue

Straight in the casket.


ascreppar

A bony bukkake..


AliChank

It's the guy himself!


LurkerPatrol

As you’re carrying the coffin as a pallbearer for extra points


dopamine-martini

What a terrible day to be literate


qazwsxedc000999

Seems like none of my business


braithwaite95

Sounds like the business I just set up. Necro-4-U.


AlkalineSublime

Just tried calling it 800 632-7648 pretty hilarious actually. Message said americas hottest talk line lol


uhaul26

Speak for yourself. I clean grave stones for a living.


Laktakfrak

Surely this is your bread and butter.


AlkalineSublime

Lol butter


[deleted]

Ah, the ethics of Gen-Z and netizens in general ~~~


MiniMooseMan

Ejaculating on graves, *classic gen z* /s


AlkalineSublime

Well, only if Z stands for zombie in this context


AlkalineSublime

Gen z humour can be hard to decipher for the uninitiated


teegan_o

*pardon me?*


Morzheimer

It’s alright, you’re pardoned


Lost_Madness

Sometimes it is okay to not share our thoughts or feelings with the world. To bottle them up, tuck them away, and never revisit them. This is one of those times. That said, it does sound like a victimless crime, assuming no one walks up on it.


Falafelmuncherdan

Shinji never stopped…


Evil_Creamsicle

I mean... it's been a minute since I've seen that, but Asuka wasn't actually dead. What I'm not sure about is whether that makes it more or less fucked up...


CreateTheStars

I always wonder what really happened afterwards. Did Shinji kind of clean it away? Did an unfortunate nurse find cum on Asuka? Did Asuka herself wake up and look at it in disgust?


Inevitable_Data_84

Wtf are you three talking about? It's disgusting. Show me where


CreateTheStars

From the Neon Genesis Evangelion movie "End of Evangelion"


Prokonx

Was looking for this


TiredStarling095

I have a creeping suspicion this was originally meant as a troll post...not sure why...


MathematicianTop1853

[Assuming this isn’t sarcasm, you’re right OP admitted it in the comments right here](https://reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/s/MBoFoSsgji)


ExtractionImperative

Morally, no. Jerking off in public? That'll get you a charge and on a list.


[deleted]

Ah, the ethics of Gen-Z and netizens in general ~~~


twopadstacker

unfortunately it is wrong, you must dig them up and cum inside them


[deleted]

and this is the comment that will make me quit the internet for the rest of the month.


Poppanaattori89

Me too. No time for the internet because I have a lot of digging to do.


LogstarGo_

Gotta be quick, though, since it doesn't work when there are only bones left.


slutty_muppet

Honestly if someone is horny enough for me that they want to crank it over my grave they have my blessing.


Deathgu1se

If there are no kids nearby, should be fine.


Frozenturbo2

More like if there is no shame


Deathgu1se

If there is no shame, then kids won't be a problem.


NothingWrongWithEggs

I don't want to see some guy jerking it while visiting grandma


Deathgu1se

Fine, have your boring cemetery visit.


SirRece

Speak for yourself, I visit your grandma specifically for the guy jerking it if I'm being honest.


SilentResident1037

As a general rule, don't jerk off outside the house, but especially not in a graveyard


merc814

That's why I'm having my girl cremated.


SausageStrangla

Cream-mated


merc814

What's with that milkshake on the mantle?


SignificantAd7603

It's not


Vottoto_Iono

besides legal consequences, literally: **who cares**


PredictableOne

Hey that’s me😄


Key-Difference1740

This man right here officer


WhatdeDoGdoinSketbrd

u/Andrew_Glouberman


funginum

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I'm gonna bust a nut


[deleted]

Do your thing


[deleted]

Ah, the ethics of Gen-Z and netizens in general ~ if it doesn't hurt anyone, it's ok ! 😃


[deleted]

I mean yea lol


GsTSaien

Uhh I don't think that would be very respectful, maybe oop should do that with a picture or something to get some closure. Can't imagine how difficult that loss must be and I get him wanting to honor a promise, but he needs a healthier, much less literal, solution.


Dolnikan

My poor, poor brain is tainted by reading this forevermore. I think I'll become an alcoholic now. Or whatever else helps destroy any and all memories.


Garris_The_Redeemed

Grief is truly the weirdest emotion


Ok_Distribution4208

I now have a new kink time to test it out


duckfartchickenass

When my grandmother died nobody noticed the crusty gym sock I stuffed into her casket.


[deleted]

Look, all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t want *my* future partner barred from flicking/rubbing one out over my grave


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Rich-Option4632

Why stop at wanking if you got the corpse all to yourself....


Sentient_Cosmic_Dust

MacGruber says it’s fine.


friggintodd

I'm gonna shoot!


Ti84batterycover

JESUS CHRIST


DrawohYbstrahs

Hmmm.. makes you think twice about the sentence *”and on the third day, Christ rose again”* 🤔


IanH95

I Jack off on graves all the time


iamawakebutstillbye

What the fuck is this


NullBeyondo

It depends if you gf's ghost is into it. You subconsious has a version of her, so ask her in ur dreams but prepare to be hunted 🫠


Michalexo

If they have lone grave, on your private property. If not, then you are jacking off next to somebody’s dead mom


Vinx909

Does it harm anyone? If no, weird but not immoral.


PogFrogo

I do kinda wish everyone thought like this


No-Distribution-8320

During the funeral, it would be inapprobiate...


No_Cook_8739

I also chose this guy's dead wife


Kunjathool

Whatever kind if creepy promise keeper you are .... World doesnt need to know . You do you


Professional_Bag3713

Morally no. Legally yeah.


Chomperino237

what a terrible day to have eyes


Misterious-Sociopath

Where is the grave located at, let me help you.


Sarge19846

If I caught you doing that on anyone's grave you would be sorry!


SuperHossMan51

What you gonna do? Knock his dick out of his hand? Fight a dude with his cock out right in front of meemaw’s grave?


Sarge19846

No I'm not rude,will wait for him to finish,clear-up,then have a word!


PlayfulRocket

"After you ejaculate on your dead girlfriend you're gonna get a stern talking to, young man!"


Sarge19846

Haha yep


dio_high

Not that I don’t think this is weird what he did but what u gonna do


[deleted]

"What the fuck are you doing? I'm calling the police you sick bastard!"


dio_high

Yeah this is what I would do, not commit assault


Sarge19846

Give him a slap for being disrespectful


dio_high

This man gonna assault someone for something that isn’t his business


Sarge19846

Why not?you just stand an watch wouldn't you


dio_high

No, I would start cumming all over him to give him a taste of his own medicine/s


FattBrown

Can you come over and I’ll just starting JO and I’ll get a buddy of mine to just pretend he’s dead and lay there? We’ll make a night of it. /s unless you’re down.


Sarge19846

A taste of your medicine


dio_high

What


ExtractionImperative

Your semen = your medicine. They're extending the joke.


Sensory_Deprivation

I mean, how else would you honor her? 🤷‍♂️ I say you shoot your shot. A chance like this cums once in a lifetime


Wunjoric

I mean could be good closure harms no one id say go for it at night


1WinterSnow

What a sick fuck.


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[deleted]

They never had sex. This is a death promise, the most important kind. ReAdInG


yesnomaybenotso

#Ejaculate on your dead partner’s grave, OP, they mean cum.


micuthemagnificent

And that's my que to leave. Good night reddit you never ending reason to keep a steady stock of eye bleach.


Triga_3

Didnt get chance to rape her while she was alive, its not what she would have wanted, but guess this saves on the GHB.... This is how we get weeping angels irl people....


Elegant-Tie-7208

Yeah go for it, come back in a few months and you have probably cultivated jizz shrooms you can possibly eat.


ShillerPL

Why r u using light mode?


No_Cook_8739

r/noahgettheboat


[deleted]

If you two never had sex then I'm sorry but they were never your "partner" This reads like a stalker wrote it... Edit: lot of virgins in the thread lol


GenericAutist13

This just in: random stranger on Reddit knows your own relationships better than you do


Downtown_Report1646

Cap


yellowpeanut22

Look at this loser who thinks he's cool for having had sex


[deleted]

And a wife lol.


CreADHDvly

What? Two people can be in a romantic relationship while also not having sex


chrismcshaves

Aces, for example.


brook3brook3

what about asexuals? we just can’t have a partner?


Frozenturbo2

Asexuals? I call that the "I feel it but I don't want it"


JimmyWilliams_

r/ihavesex


Frozenturbo2

I wouldn't be surprised if it had 0 members


[deleted]

Apparently no one here does hahaha


ExtractionImperative

They could have been Christians saving themselves for marriage or something. Or just teens who hadn't had sex yet. But I understand you're reading it like "I'm in a relationship with this girl who doesn't know she loves me yet" kind of thing.


[deleted]

bruh what


SopmodTew

Whut?


ReporterOk4383

Which is why you should opt for cremation


DropkickCleary11

na


goldfish1902

[Peter I of Portugal says no](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_I_of_Portugal)


JadeHellbringer

Kids, don't do drugs.


Ritesh_INFP_4w5

I don't think there is anything wrong with it. Am I insane though?


doitnow10

No, but you get to bone the freshly made soft grave mound


AndyIaco

that post right there officer


OkHoneydew1284

Despite your username, I would not have predicted this.


KamenRiderXD

He could have stopped at ejaculate and he would still be in the wrong. This comment was brought to you by the edging gang.


Frozenturbo2

The last thing I would ever ejaculate on is my printer


Majoishere

r/thatsenoughinternet


loonaur2

I


Plastik-Mann

For you and your passed loved one it should be ok.


dragonmaster_000

this is some r/teenagers type shit


Extension_Swordfish1

Its not right, I tell you that my child.


Reckless_Waifu

You have to dig them out otherwise it doesnt count


clueless_dude101

"Asking for a friend"


PressureHeavy2158

It is normal to do that, Right? RIGHT?!?!


Chonkin_GuineaPig

I saw this literally yesterday 💀


ReinassanceDodik

Reddit people never stop to amaze me


SelkiesRevenge

But of a downgrade from Orpheus, methinks.


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braithwaite95

I think they should do it


[deleted]

Nah it’s cute <3


KeneticKups

Pouring one out for the homie


puro_the_protogen67

Mary Shelley did worse,your going to be fine


Gigzla207

That's 🔥


[deleted]

This is a scene in a book called Sabbath's Theatre by Philip Roth. A dude is jerking off over his dead wife's grave in the middle of the night but he hears someone coming so he stops and hides behind a headstone. Then another man comes and begins wanking over the wife's grave instead. It's a man that she was having an affair with. Anyway, to answer your question, fucking go for it, wait until night time.


Frisinator

You might be a redneck….