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personal favorite: *"who died and left you in charge?"*

https://youtu.be/hBY0q1IM1I4

I prefer, "Kick rocks." It has always sounded so much deeper than fuck off/fuck you too me.

Kick rocks on your hike!!

I say it way to much.

I like hiking

Can never seem to find the time until someone tells me to

I go early in the morning, before anything can happen.

Yay! You’re that guy who does the initial spiderweb clearing on the trail. Hats off to you sir!

Someone’s got to make sure the trail is enjoyable for everyone.

I'll see your "take a hike" and raise you a "No Malarkey."

I prefer “go take a long walk off a short dock”

Never heard this!!

Could also say “hit the bricks.” I like it. Feels like it needs to be said with an accent, though.

Ooh how about also bringing back “you’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer”

Or the brightest bulb

You're not the sharpest hammer in the bag.

Go pound sand.

Kick rocks. Classics are classic for a reason.

*Such as...* Don't give up your day job.

Todays insults try to hard or are way to boring and repetitive.

I prefer “go take a nap”. It adds the idea that one is cranky, like a child or toddler.

In Portuguese we actually say “go to sleep” to someone who’s bothering you or whatever

I like "take a long walk off a short pier." It's due for a comeback.

My ancient parents always said this, and “you’re 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag!”. Choice words to murder the opposition.

Or “did I ring your bell” when someone offers unsolicited advice.

Ours was "did I yank your chain?"

Non vulgar insults are always the best.

As an Englishmen "do one" tends to be a go to for me.

I'm particularly fond of "make like a tree and get outta here"

How do you feel about butthead?

Ive always defaulted to Pound Salt, it translates to "You're doing something so useless you'd be better off in a salt mine"

Hiking is very good for your mental and physical health so it’s actually a polite suggestion that serves a dual purpose! Like saying have a nice day when someone is a douche!

"On your bike" is a Scouse favourite

w2s from the sidemen already did. watch the clip (w2s breaking down in a fifa clubs match)

"take a hike" is just "touch grass" but better

Go fly a kite