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befarked247

Give it some more oxygen and we'd have a meterpede


sumfish

Ugh… considering they can take down prey 15x larger than themselves, I’m thankful for the earth’s current O2 levels.


matsonfamily

Has someone grown one of these in an oxygen tent? To determine what life would have been like in prehistoric times?


sumfish

Yes! There’s been at least one study looking at the affects of differing oxygen levels… it’s an interesting read: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/101029132924.htm


matsonfamily

Thanks!! Interesting both, that they didn’t obtain a size increase with cockroaches, and that they didn’t remark how big the dragonflies became.


TakoyakiGremlin

how much more oxygen to make a kilomipede?


ArjJp

i-peed


Madame_Dalma

ithinkkai-peed


savage_boi_Ajax

Probably the level, the planet in dune had


Equal-Negotiation651

Not yet comma, not yet.


d3m0n1s3r

Stop wishing for a Shai-hulud


henkheijmen

Its already a decipede.


maxphoenix9

I'm guessing humans would also reach 10ft on average. Crazy to think of the possibility of such worlds out there in other solar systems.


Dockhead

Bug size is strongly limited by atmospheric oxygen content because of the way they breathe. Animals with lungs can get way bigger, hence whales and elephants and shit. Humans might be able to get bigger with a more oxygen rich environment but I’m not sure, and it definitely wouldn’t be on the same scale as the bugs


swagbytheeighth

This is very interesting. Why is it like that for bugs? More O2 means more aerobic respiration and more energy production for growth?


Firestar222

I believe it has to do with how they have breathing holes that don’t force air in and out like our lungs do. So higher oxygen REALLY helps them, while mammals and other large organisms force their own respiration with muscles, so it wouldn’t make nearly the difference for us. Source- some rando dumb guy on the interweb


ArjJp

Seeing as you're clearly an expert on this beautiful beast and probably entomology in general.... ..will I die if it's antennae tickle me butthole


Firestar222

No. Source- trying it now


GuardianDownOhNo

It’s been two hours. How much longer do we wait? I think we can make some assumptions here for whoever’s next


Last-Kitchen3418

😂🤣😂


lostindanet

The real trick is exoskeleton vs skeleton


The_kind_potato

Technically no, because our size isnt really limited by our capacity to breath right now, lungs are a pretty efficient system. Im clearly not an expert, but insect are limited by oxygen level cause they breath with the help of tiny holes along their body that let oxygen in. And like their is no "active" absorption of oxygen, the bigger they are, the longer is the distance that oxygen have to do in their body, its not a very effective way of breathing. So the more oxygen their is, the more they can grow without worrying about breathing. Hot temperature also help them, since it make the oxygen easier to absorb if i remember well, or something like this.


thrust-johnson

They are harmless and clean the opening to your urethra while you sleep.


cryptidsnails

i work in entomology and the answer is still no


Grindelbart

I too know where words come from. (It's a joke).


cryptidsnails

this guy knows stuff about things


ArjJp

this guy exists


tehnfy__

Absolutely yes.


Trowj

r/thisguythisguys


blackgrew2222

stuff known about guy this


fhost344

Also in Entomology... I took care of one of these once (it was a lab pet of sorts)... Never again


lifeofideas

Aren’t centipedes venemous? Like, scorpion-sting level? Worse, maybe?


cryptidsnails

depends on the species, as goes with any invertebrate. not all tarantulas or scorpions or centipedes have the same potency of venom, but the ones that possess medically significant venom are no joke


LostInThoughtland

They have modified front legs that act as poisonous fangs called Toxicognaths!


maddrummerhef

Nope nope nope nope nope


WhiteDeathStudios

If I see that, I’m setting it on fire.


machine_six

If I see that, I'm setting myself on fire.


eggybread70

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


extracted-venom

Hand it to me instead, centipedes are my faaaaavorite 


Friezaii69

Do you eat them with mustard?


towerfella

I use a skillet, but you do you.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

I know folks are cracking jokes here but I actually saw this thing in real life. It somehow got on the back of one of domestic help we had hired. All I can say is it was fascinating, horrifying and beautiful at the same time.


ChildLikEsper

That’s a huge one but it’s shorter than half of an arm.


sofa_king_ugly

A baby's arm. Holding an apple.


Klem132

And a goliath in the distance.


LikeSoda

Left a rosebud in theeere for ya!"


Scottbarrett15

A man measured it obviously


buckao

It's about 1.5 bananas


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Impressive_Drama_377

Lol he was rolling on the ground like he was trying to put out a fire🤣


OrneryChampion7522

To think bugs actually used to be bigger creatures is scary to think about they are small today but at one point some of them weren't


AdRare604

That's why we moved out of Africa, theoretically.


arenotthatguypal

Give me the link gotta read about this.


tiptoemicrobe

Long before humans: https://owlcation.com/stem/The-Carboniferous-Period-When-Giant-Insects-Ruled-the-Land-and-Sky


rogerworkman623

The part about humans migrating because of them is bullshit.


thegoatmenace

Havin a really good experience with this creature right now ☺️


cburgess7

We need to give that bug some democracy \[up\] \[right\] \[down\] \[down\] \[down\]


Comprehensive_Toe113

Eagle one delivering payload!


fisheypixels

Most of the time this sub is yo satisfy morbid curiosity. This is one of the raddest things I've seen on here!


pisachas1

Random animal minding their own business , Humans “ Grab the camera let’s fuck with it.”


Beepboopbop69420360

To be fair if some animals were our size they’d do the same thing


Sheogorath3477

You wanna say there is some dude, who've put this thing in his ureter or in his anus?


pisachas1

There are parts of the internet I won’t go to find that answer.


Pineapple_Herder

Sometimes ignorance really is bliss


joe_i_guess

Temple of Doom was definitely the best one


derpferd

Ain't no 'oddly terrifying'. Terrifying. That's it.


VaczTheHermit

Plated like a motherfuckin tank


wasabiplz

Ok, I hated yellow jackets, and roaches, now I'll dream nightmares about centipedes like this one!!


jeepsaintchaos

Is that a normal movement of your arm hair or is something crawling on you?


MGTOWpiller

r/absoluteunit


PeteDarwin

Come on Coyote Peterson. Take one for the team, bro.


Shaneris

Toss that one into someones tent at night....


ViperPain770

Saten: “Well I just wanna say, that I’m a huge fan.”


millicent_bystander-

Spicy segments!


upthefluff

give it to Coyote Peterson and let him test how the bite of this animal feels. brrrrr


rawtendenciez

I fought this guy in Elden Ring!


bepisbabey

I love giant bugs, this is such a captivating and beautiful animal. I wonder what species this is? I’d love to keep centipedes this size someday


Rahvithecolorful

I would never get anywhere near one of these in person, but somehow watching them up close from a distance is fascinating and I love them.


DismalEmergency3948

Thanks for the nightmares! WTF!!??


Greedy-Emergency-302

“Let me show you something else as long as my forearm”


YGoxen

Man we need solid concrete armor for this kind of monstrosty


tiamatsbreath

Damn nature you scary.


xShinGouki

This thing is the most terrifying creature we have today. Ever see coyote get bite it. The way the legs can latch onto your skin is super creepy. The leg tips are like needles and they can sort of grip onto your skin and pull on it


Krissvp

Awesome


Jaime1417

I'd give anything to hold it but if I remember correctly their poisonous or venomous


roecarbricks

Nope rope….


Eastern_Bobcat8336

Beautiful animal!


gaybed_freestylee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


lulatheq

Look at this fucker. yikes.


scraglor

How is this oddly terrifying? It’s nightmare stuff.


Alternative-Cod-7630

This sub is targeting me this morning I can see. First a giant spider and now this.


Last-Kitchen3418

Oh HELL NO!!!😱


psu777

Australia ??


Lilithnema

Australia?


Venator2000

“Scream! Scream for your lives, the Tingler is loose!”


one_frisk

This is the real scary centipedes, not the ones with short body with long legs


Sad_SourApple

see this is why i own a gun, just in case if this insect crawling my legs i will shoot my head


L026Y

Is this guy a creator? I'd like to see more of his stuff, anyone know the name or channel?


JackHughman69

Damn it’s not even a bug anymore- it’s an animal


ghost_tadpole

Bugs are animals! 🙂


sapatawa

nope nope and nope


Present-Breakfast768

^no


JMarkyBB

That’s given me the weebie jeezies, stuff made of nightmares.


IamBeyondAwesome

That's not oddly terrifying, that's what the fucking fuck terrifying!


cherry937

nah. nuh uh. mm mm. no thanks. goodbye.


shellsterxxx

Helllllllllllllllllllll noooooooooo


solrac149

What if your parachute didn't deploy and you ended up falling into a giant 600 foot vat filled with these things, squishing hundreds of them as they break your fall into the exact center of the vat while the other 950,000,000 of them start to take revenge on you


GreyDaveNZ

I literally cannot say say the word "nope" enough.


Ilikenapkinz

How old would this centipede be and where would this be located?


abdexa26

Next moment, daddy centipide comes for his baby:   https://youtu.be/1kgkDhfMONQ?si=-3OQdwAf7iQniW3U


babysealnz

Well, arm length is a bit of a stretch.


[deleted]

But is it edible?


Yonder_Bot

What kind of baby arms do you have?


Chris_Cross501

*proceeds to bring it back home and named it Timmy*


therejectethan

(Fore)arm length centipede with


boobiesiheart

Forearm length


Cleercutter

Things not even scared


lesnortonsfarm

That dude is right. Scary. And I’m sure it can get in anywhere


lickoppotamus

There’s absolutely nothing “oddly” terrifying about that…


throwthere10

I seem to recall a manga many years ago of a world where insects suddenly grew to be astronomical proportions. They continue being themselves except now humans were now on the menu and it was messed up to see the predation that we would see in the insect world against each other now happening to humans who were small enough to be preyed upon. For me it was a big mind fuck.


Sparopal11

Location?


ryanhazethan

Nothing odd about this being terrifying


ToraLoco

Nope.


Doccyaard

“Arm length”… He compares with his hand in the damn video.


LMayo

I had not one, nor two, but three centipedes this size come into my house in Thailand in the period of 4 days. One of the Thai guys I was living with at the time hacked away at the first two with a butcher knife and bbq fork, then attempted to burn them with a lighter and spray. The last one... idk because I hid upstairs. Then came the spiders. Cute guys, not dangerous, but way too big for my western sensibilities.


Jotaro_Dragon

Only thing on here that ever made me physically cringe and pull back in disgust.


Proletaryo

"I have no desire desire... to hold this thing." **literally a second later** "I wanna touch it." "Okay, i touched it." Bro is like a curious kid. 😂


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Bugs typically don't bother me but these things freak me tf out.


fixminer

You're supposed to remove these from your time machine BEFORE you return from the Carboniferous, goddammit.


avocadbre

Eat it


sammybooom81

Bring out Frank's Red Hot Sauce right away my man! Wawawheeee!


Ornery_Ad_860

r/nope


NoPersonality7004

Kill it before it breeds


tehnfy__

That's a very healthy looking noperope


aStonedTargaryen

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore


RedRoses711

Throw it at your friend


ShinobiHanzo

Fun fact, Chinese used to hunt them as a delicacy for grilling and used chickens to forage for them. As described in the wuxia novel, Return of the Condor Heroes.


PrysmX

Gotta be Australia.


toughlove96

😏


Far-Classic-4637

i think theyre cool looking but i know damn well ill be running away if it does any sudden movements


StolenValourSlayer69

If I was some young GI I’m Vietnam I’d 100% be killed after giving my position away dumping magazine after magazine at that thing…


Shepherd_Knock

What a cute specimen, I’m not gonna touch it, but it is cute either way


Chloranon

I saw a video of a centipede killing a snake, and a picture of a centipede that had been eaten by a snake and ate its way back out. I would stay as far away as I could.


TheBuckSavage

"Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas"


blthmsphlp

Reminder: Centipedes used to be bigger than this and would hunt down dinosaurs during prehistoric times.


mrheosuper

You can meet jesus if you let it bite.


pokethat

This is why humans invented nuclear arms


Drac0ntias

Let me guess...? Australia ?


RevolutionaryDiet602

Bear Grylls mouth is watering


Acidmademesmile

Those things can move really really quickly and he was definitely in reach more than a few times


Public_Music_964

Is that the real tarzan


danz409

that thing probably slurps up snakes for dinner.


EchoT68

Man, every time I see giant centipedes I'm reminded of the huge ones in the 2005 King Kong game that would hide the walls and shoot out at you. There's nothing odd about this, centipedes are fuckin horrifying


Eastsider001

I am disappointed that he haven't gotten bitten during this.


quandalefingernoodle

GOD NO!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! NOW! KILL IT


Memetan_24

For those curious it's venomous so this guy has the right approach of using a stick


fourtyTHEdeuce

Australia right?


meathead

Throw it on the grill


tayloredition

Ye naw


thatsridiculousno

Burn the entire country


UncomfyUnicorn

Big boi


VAVA_Mk2

r/nope


ElectricalTown5686

Jessie and mike


kakrine008

I don't want to touch it. Kay, I touched it.


Downtown-Sport-3542

I got stung by green one they hurt and comes a goes like just gotten stung again over and over for about a day


Banks_bread

Come on fuck that thing


deerchortle

I'll take the huntsman spider instead


DASHRIPROCK1969

THIS…..is where i draw my line! I’m killing it!


DASHRIPROCK1969

Where the hell is Steve O when we need someone to drop that down their pants? I already saw him staple his scrotum to his leg, so this would be a breeze!


earthlings_all

Look, man. I live in Florida. I have dealt with all kinds of wildlife. I am understanding. I cup insects and put them outside. But this? I think I’d bring the fire, I have to be honest.


NoPerformance6534

I bet he has a very painful bite. The centipede probably does too.


BYNLATIN

NOW PIN IT DOWN AND FORCIBLY PET IT UNTIL IT IS DOMESTICATED TEACH IT ABOUT HUMAN HUBRIS


Heterosexual-Jello

STOP PUTTING YOUR ARM AND FINGERS SO CLOSE TO IT


[deleted]

.22 is enough to stop that thing.


[deleted]

The forbidden corndog


FrontNerve439

Hell nahh


IGotAPlan

Screw that


Infamous-njh523

My definition of oddly is much different than yours.


LallarenEXE

Kill it with fire


mpdity

Getting ready for my colonoscopy and was wondering if the prep wasn’t working. Then THAT THING succeeded in scaring the ACTUAL living shit outta me so thanks for that! 👍


Esratzkasaba

I thought he would bite right into that thing


dezertryder

Definitely NO Rather handle a spitting cobra with no sunglasses on


troll-libs

Looks like my penis


J-amin

That's gonna leave a mark.


DarkCreeperKitty

kinda hoping they get skateboard sized tbh


edenthegodess

so pretty


MvrSoensIsDeGoat

Lemme guess, Australia?


Nearby-Contest-6759

That suckers venom will make you very ill.


Hello-mah-baby

usually i hate bugs but this dude looks so cool idk what it is about it. i cannot take my eyes off it.


scottycurious

Wonder what it tastes like


davidmt1995

u/savevideo


Icy-Cranberry-5323

Holy WTF bro