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Low-Significance777

Bro, blink.


RatSlacks

Or at least slip an eye moistener into the entourage


big_duo3674

Moisturize me!!


Shadrakh

r/unexpecteddoctorwho


nothing_but_thyme

His forehead is working harder than Atlas trying to keep those veins in.


PepeGreen17Q

COCAÍNA !👀🌟


IcedKFC

He doesn't blink, security gives him eyedrops in between each song like it's Clockwork Orange


porkchop-sandwhiches

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER! HEY MAH I DONT WANT IT STARTING SHIT WITH LUCY


Extreme_Design6936

That's a man who wakes up everyday with less than 24 hours on his clock.


[deleted]

This is so funny


Karlos-Danger

Took me a minute lol *Edit: Which I didn’t have to spare.


doughball1

Same 🤣


zimikan

what does this meaannn??? XD PLEASE


iambrose91

In reference to his movie In Time, I believe. Good movie. I liked it a lot.


tamarockstar

It got kind of crapped on in reviews, but it's a good sci-fi flick.


feelings_arent_facts

yeah it was fun. cheesy acting, but the concept was cool and there were actually some decent names in it


sobanz

cool concept and executed well enough imo. i liked it.


regoapps

Missed opportunity to call it Just in Time


futurarmy

Yeah that's what I always remember about that film, great concept, mediocre execution.


Hetstaine

Yep, cool concept, pretty empty movie.


WafflePartyOrgy

I wouldn't mind having a watch built into my skin like that. Am I remembering the right one?


TheIrishGoat

Yes.


Pain_Monster

~~watch~~ death clock (More accurately!) lol


TheFirstKitten

I never understood why it was panned. As far as sci-fi goes it's one of my favourites of all time. I thought the concept of the film was actually quite brilliant and that he performed quite admirably in the role


Hymura_Kenshin

It starts great, concept is awesome. Endings now... Just bc two people have guns the whole society shouldn't crumble


zatara1210

Awesome allegory for capitalism. Time is money so what if there was a world where all money was time? Plus everyone stops aging after 25 indefinitely.


NoodLih

Leonardo Di Caprio upvoted it! ❤️‍🔥


BeckNeardsly

Leo produced it


Least-Back-2666

Basically future dystopian robin hood


silenc3x

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative


lizfromdarkplace

It gets the people going


hawktremor

Believe it’s a reference to the movie In Time, which he starred in.


Careless_Sand_6022

[JT with less than 24 hours on his clock in the movie In Time (2011)](https://youtube.com/shorts/I0vg03Qr6L8?si=yo_48wFdJzASgDsa)


4PumpDaddy

That dude seems mainly cocaine there.


TrinDiesel123

His blood type is cocaine positive


largechild

He doesn't like coke, you guys. He only likes the way it smells.


DopelessHopefeand

Good Ole booger sugar! Dude probably has a felony ring around his nose that he walks around with 24/7


The_Ry-man

They found traces of blood in his cocaine stream


Slumunistmanifisto

Ah the sheen treatment 


thegrasslayer

Some of you guy on here should write comedy. Spat out my redbull laughing.


Unfair-Wonder5714

This is open source comedy 😜


xxhotandspicyxx

As an ex cocaine addict, 100%.


lycosa13

I read that as excellent cocaine addict and was like well we all need goals


ieatbabies795

Half mane half cocaine


Anticlimax1471

I'm 41, he's older than me. I could not do what he does without some serious pharmaceutical assistance.


WafflePartyOrgy

If he's an addict there will come a time - and I'm not sure if he has reached it yet - but there will come a time when it will probably be easier for him to perform without a debilitating addiction to drugs and alcohol.


Hatedpriest

Tell that to Keith Richards.


Tom22174

For whatever unholy reason, it isn't debilitating for Keith Richards lol


Cellopost

Richards isn't addicted to drugs, drugs are addicted to Richards. Why would drugs do something to harm their supply?


Power_of_the_Sus

And Ozzy. That man has done almost every drug in existence, even the ones not out yet


Incognito_Placebo

Ozzie turns things that aren’t drugs, into drugs.


Ruth-Or-Consequence

It's because of quality. Keith Richards has said that the only reason he's still alive is because he was getting literal pharmaceutical grade heroin and cocaine that wasn't cut with anything else.


SorryamSmarts

I mean, people run marathons way past 41...


Raebrooke4

People not only run marathons but I know people that do ultras, teach fitness classes multiple times per day, I even know a handicapped lady that teaches a fitness class to elderly people multiple times a week. She can barely walk and brings her therapy dog but it’s seated and she does it. They are all well into their 60s++. You don’t need drugs to have energy. You might need a better diet, more vitamins and water, some Tony Robbins to get off your ass but definitely not drugs.


rifain

Serious question. Does he really take cocaine ? Or his behavior gives it ?


bathingapeassgape

the eyes are very telling. i bet 90% plus hes on coke or something similar


Fix3rUpp3r

Did anyone else notice how the dancer is cracking up at his face?


perpetually_me

And someone else taps him on the shoulder to remind him to move along


MurseWoods

My first thought was… She knows something we don’t, and is getting a good laugh about it


Solomon-Drowne

Looks like tweak


xxhotandspicyxx

It doesn’t have to be cocaine per se, but he is absolutely on an upper(amphetamine like) based on his eyes. But since he is a celeb, it is most likely cocaine because it’s a popular drug amongst them.


redscorts

I've heard amps are very popular among celebrities, it just doesn't get talked about because they don't have the same "glamorous" stigma as coke in Hollywood Considering he's likely performing for 2+ hours, I'm guessing he's on something like Adderall and not coke


CharlieTrees916

“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money” Robin Williams


Hatinnation

That's some eye opening stuff right here damn ...


Kite_Wing129

Justin saw that quote and his eyes have been like that ever since.


RonnieJamesDionysos

Your joke but worse


whatdoyoumemetome

I love his "I don't know why they call it FREE basing. It'll cost you your home!" line!


SlippedMyDisco76

One I like is "Ten million motherfuckers freebase, *I* gotta blow *myself* up!" - Richard Pryor


Otherwise-Meaning-90

Cocaines a hell of a drug


fun-bucket

FORGET COCAINE BEAR.... MEET COCAINE J.T.


Snippys

He would give that bear a run for its money.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Nobody outruns cocaine bear


RadiantZote

What about meth gator? Coming 2024


TimeTravelingTiddy

Maybe but hes drunk as shit too. I guess its kinda like peeing without pooping. He looks like he got up 6 hours before he woke up. Like its a mugshot on stage.


CoercionTictacs

Rick James, bitch


GreenMonkeyFace

UNITY!


sjr323

Drugs are a helluva cocaine.


JohnnyTeardrop

Gotta have it if you don’t want to get that second DUI in one week.


MaleficentPositive44

He could have at least thrown on some shades, why the hell did anyone let him walk around publicly this geeked out of his fucking mind lol. This could ruin the tour...


DBoom_11

Seriously. Fail on his PR team. They probably the ones chopping up his lines


thecardboardfox

What tour?


Pr3Zd0

THE WORLD TOUR


neildiamondblazeit

Mr worldwide 


Powersoutdotcom

Wasn't he just arrested for dui? I guess that's just whatever these days.


Morti_Macabre

Not how 12 year old me assumed this would turn out


mmarkomarko

And they lived happily ever after...


zbornakssyndrome

Ikr? Unless you’re Dolly or Keanu- most celebrities (even beloved ones), have a fall from grace in the pubic eye. Or sometimes they don’t even have to do anything wrong, they’ll just be loathed (ex Nickelback). Really weird.


frenchdipwhore

Ok yeah this might effect the tour.


ay8n

What tour


aboxofchoccy

The world tour...


LegionKarma

sir your at a wendys


BeardedGlass

My what?


somebodeeelse

YOUR ATAWENDYS


BeardedGlass

Ah, yes. Erm that. You keep it. I’ve more at home.


Melancholoholic

This exchange reads like Discworld, and I'm here for it


we_made_yewww

I have a feeling this exchange is going to make me laugh every time for a long time


d_bakers

Is it his world tour or cocaine's tour?


DarkflowNZ

Backstreet's back. **ALRIGHT?**


phdaemon

affect*


Large-Measurement776

Holy shit he is coked out of his mind.


candlegun

Hell yeah he is. Wonder what day out of the bender it is for him here. I say day two


Return_Of_The_Whack

As someone who used to go on coke benders this looks probably twice that. 2 days is light work, he looks on the verge of death here. Maybe he's throwing other shit into the mix.


Amused-Observer

> Wonder what day out of the bender it is for him here. yes


TomatilloUnlucky3763

The beginning of the downfall. Maybe he’ll snap out of it.


bingbongboobies

Hopefully he doesn't kill someone drunk driving before he does!


ivealreadydoneit

That's not drink


TimeTravelingTiddy

Thats at least a 2 day bender on his face. And hes got people telling him what to do. Look at the autopilot in his eyes when they shuffle him on. You wish you had coaches when you get that hammered.


theDarkDescent

As someone who has seen that reflection in the mirror, yep. That’s the face of someone who hasn’t slept in a couple days at least, and been going hard. Why the fuck someone with his money and access would decide to drive himself somewhere I have no idea. Addiction sucks, hope he can get himself real treatment


TimeTravelingTiddy

No kidding, where were the coaches then lol


Welp_Were_Fucked

Assuming if he got pulled over, the "do you know who I am" routine would work. They didn't bet on a young cop who DIDNT , in fact, know who he am.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Makes you wonder if or how many times he got away with it before. Like, he might think he can play that card but you wouldnt let your buddy drive and play cards. Theres an enabler there somewhere.


theDarkDescent

Yeah, thinking he’s above the law is definitely part of it. But at the same time he’s more than wealthy enough to have someone in his entourage to take him whenever he wants. Even if you don’t think you’ll get pulled over wouldn’t you just have someone drive you if you’re that rich and intoxicated? We see this shit happen over and over so it’s not surprising but damn


TimeTravelingTiddy

Eh, maybe. I think im above the law after about beer 4 and im not famous. But like you said, why wouldnt you just let somebody else drive? Hes a meal ticket for at least a dozen people, how stupid do you have to be to not jump in the drivers seat?


bingbongboobies

He just got a DUI a few days ago ; you think he takes his coke without drink?


Hot_Eggplant_1306

"this will ruin the tour" is gonna come up again


TimeTravelingTiddy

How many celebrities go down for drinking too much? Went to jail and didnt hurt anybody doing it, yet. Way more likely his publicist hijacks the redemption arc.


Imguran

He doesn't even look like himself that way.


DBoom_11

He looks like he has no soul. His eyes are just off in a bad way. Hope he gets it together


Novadreams22

Always see it on T.V. Or read in the magazines Celebrities they want sympathy All they do is piss and moan Inside the Rolling Stone Talkin' about how hard life can be


jackasssparrow

Drugs are a hell of a drug


LunchBox3188

Holy shit...get out of my head.


LiveAloha23

Dude is in the nether realm and on auto pilot haha


thelifeofpab

That compound V is wild.


un_happy_gilmore

That lady reacts like JT’s breath stinks


jakkyspakky

Coke breath. I have it right now and it's rank.


llyrPARRI

Ozempic and cocaine. Hollywood is gonna start telling us this ghoul look is actually attractive


Pineapple_Herder

Oh God I hadn't even considered that combination. I guess 2000s heroin chic is gonna be coming back Man I'm not ready for that shit, my self esteem is still recovering


llyrPARRI

It came back when buccal fat removal became a thing


hailinfromtheedge

It is back. I've lost 20 lbs from a stomach illness and female doctors always write that I look well nourished in their notes. Male doctors believe me when Im like this is not healthy please help. Buccal fat completely gone, I aged ten years in a few months.


Reluctantly-Back

I'm morbidly obese and my Dr. notes all say "well nourished."


iambrose91

I had the same issue in the early 2010s. I dare say that if the comments are the same, it never went away. I wish you luck in your health, though. It’s tough.


UrethraFranklin04

Seen female celebrities lately? They're getting that buccal fat removal surgery making their faces age 20 years in a day, making them look like the crypt keeper.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

I love that there's already a buccal fat removal emoji 💀


GRAITOM10

🧏 This one?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Distracted me way too much in The Boys


ExcitementNegative

The difference between season 1 Starlight and season 4 Starlight is jarring. It's actually sad what she did to her body. 


HaddardOSRS

Okay, is it just me or does ozempic make people behave weird and look fucked? Tiny pupils etc? Boss at my job started it, he brags about how it has no side effects meanwhile he is a different, completely insane looking person since he started. No chance he's doing hard drugs. My boss, not Justin. Justin is fucked.


mazu74

I haven’t really noticed how people look different, but as a guy who works medical reception, their behaviors are *WILD.* They (non diabetic people who are only slightly overweight and don’t actually need it) flip out and desperately try it get it and its alternatives as bad as the opium addicts. It’s the bizarrest thing.


SoulShine_89

This is hilarious to watch without the sound on😂


HeyWiredyyc

Rodney Dangerfield eyes but on cocaine


E4g6d4bg7

Rodney wasn't on cocaine?


SlippedMyDisco76

Surprisingly no he wasn't, big weed smoker though


Ekkobelli

Wouldn't that make him Rodney Peacefield?


ptcglass

What did he say Britney was for drinking too much, sloppy?


KraKing762

The eyes, chico. They never lie.


fellatioooooohyeah

Someone’s got a mucho problemo


NVSuave

Looks like Bam passed the curse onto JT.


swoon4kyun

I gotta agree


MeringueSerious

My guys had a bag of bash


_kaetee

Looking like 90’s Lindsay Buckingham with those curls, sweaty red face, and coke eyes


roby_soft

My best friend from school has those eyes… it is like he looks like my friend, but it is not him…. Like he is dead or trapped inside the shell of his body.


shreddedcheeseuser

Then your best friend from school is on cocaine


roby_soft

Yes he is..


camelia_la_tejana

He looks like a demon


Cookies_and_Beandip

This is gonna ruin the tour


thecardboardfox

What tour?


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

The WORLD tour!


toraswf

Can't unsee this now, so creepy!


pronounclown

Indeed! Dude just tap the fuck out. Dude got enough money to live the rest of your life comfortably anywhere in the world. He needs to stop torturing himself and the corpse of his career.


Lele_

but all the vampires cashing in on his popularity REALLY NEED for him to step up and do the thing


the5ilent1

He's coked out


TheFoxAndTheRaven

r/tooktoomuch


jizzjet

So typical. Rich. Can get any possessions you want. End up doing all the things you wanted to do since you can afford it. Realise materialism only makes certain people happy for the moment Get bored Take drugs. Life over


GlueGuns--Cool

About as much as any of us could hope for 


Itsyaboibrett

you’ve never performed in front of 7,000 people (on cocaine) before have you


albamarx

Imagine being coked up and ready to fucking party but you realise you’ve got to sing teenybopper music to middle aged woman.


Homesickhomeplanet

And the fucking Trollz theme song 💀


chadsimpkins

Explains the DUI


squidgun

His eyes look the same in his mugshot.


ShibbyShibby89

I know that I can't snort no more It ain't no lie I want to see you on the floor Baby ‘I’m so high’


Thisisntjoe

Never thought JT would look like Gary Sinise lol


mono9562

He's on the Hollywood diet. It's where you wake up and do coke.


glassycreek1991

krama for bashing Britney Spears


Jokesfor_days

Bro Justin Timber meth


gayforaliens1701

I kills me how his eyes in his mugshot are basically the same color as his skin lol.


drtywlf

Soulless


Realistic_Sad_Story

Hahahaha


anotherSasha

All that coke for what? So he can wander around letting out very mild yeeah’s and hell-yeah’s?


tinboxfullofrocks

This is gonna ruin the tour


burnt_leg

this subreddit 's avatar irl


1h8fulkat

How he looked after that DWI. Can't tell me that's not drugs


AkaSpaceCowboy

He looks like he's trying to spot his coke dealer in the crowd


iambrose91

Help I’m out of the loop why do people keep saying “this is gonna affect the tour” “what tour” “the world tour!” I assume it’s a reference to something.


Leading_Airport_5649

When he got pulled by the cop for his recent DUI, they didn't know who he was apparently the interaction was: JT this is gonna ruin the tour Cop: what tour? JT: The world tour


Homesickhomeplanet

Oh my god that’s so fucking funny, thanks for filling us in!


rogeeeefan

Maybe he doesn’t enjoy touring anymore & needs something to get him through these shows.


AkaSpaceCowboy

He looks like he's trying to spot his coke dealer in the crowd


mellamood

He's on a good one💪


External-Recipe-1936

Oh my, how the mighty have fallen


Mamasan-

I’ve never liked him and never understood the appeal.


thething931

Definitely looks cracked out


stormboy81

Looks like his backup female dancer smelled something from him maybe alcohol??


How-I-Win-KG

Straight-up fluid karma, man


Grumovwv

Never noticed how eerie his eyes could be.


asdcatmama

Crazy eyes


Rude_Ad8090

He high asf


slomustangs12

That dude high AF


zBellaLynnex

They look a bit yellow 😬


greenbeforeblue

Reminds me of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s eyes popping out in Total Recall


Tod181

I miss when he was trying to be an entrepreneur, he seems washed up now sadly. :(