She looks like someone killed Madonna and put her skin on sloppy to impersonate her like that alien did that farmer in the first Men in Black movie š¤£š¤£
I haven't either. But you know, a friend of mine went to the hospital with a broken leg and in extreme pain, got morfine and everything was bliss after that.
I'm well aware of junkies and the horrors of addiction so I'm not trying it out, ofcourse. Unless I break my leg some day :)
Hate to drive the nail, but her height of fame was 30 years ago.
It's kinda like being reminded that Eminem is nearly 50 now and Justin Bieber Beiber is almost thirty.
Time sucks.
I can't understand why people do this to their faces. I can see getting a few wrinkles smoothed out, maybe a bit of lip filler, and I do mean a bit.
But people just look freaky when they go all in. Madonna, Cher, Kenny Rodgers, hell Sammy Kershaw had his face plasticized. Why? I'd rather age like a raisin then to do that to my face. They have to know it looks bad, right?
Now Madonna looks like a fucking Halloween mask meant to scare children. Show this to a child and tell them if they keep misbehaving, they will end up with this hiding under their bed. Yeah, scare a child real damn quick.
She did hurt herself really badly during her last tour. She is struggling HARD with aging. For a while she was walking around with a Disco cane out of necessity. Then COVID hit and I thought she really seemed to be losing her mind, even for Madonna. The surgery procedures even seemed to ramp up until she got to...this. When she was on one of those late night shows and dressed like a stripper and straddling the desk on stage, i was much less taken aback by all that than her little joke that she said she prefers Oxy's or something to that effect. I don't think she was really joking at all. In this little video she is clearly not all there.
Yep I was a big fan for many years and I really expected her to sort of gracefully retire in a super elegant mansion somewhere surrounded by 20-year-old Latin boys. And we'd see her less and less, but the appearances would be incredibly staged/perfect. Basically the "old hollywood" retirement.
Instead, apparently, she's surrounded herself by so many sycophants that no one will tell her she's painfully embarrassing herself, trying to stay an age she hasn't been since the 1970s. And she doesn't even need the paparazzi shooting terrible photos of her, *she's doing it herself*.
She had a hell of a legacy as one of the biggest and most influential pop performers ever, but ALSO as an incredibly shrewd businesswoman whose label helped launch the careers of dozens of incredible acts we know and love today. Madonna personally oversaw much of that. She wasn't just a pretty face on a label.
But now we get total mental breakdown Madonna. The worst incarnation ever.
I've been expecting her to reinvent herself as a "serious performer" doing slowed down songs and remakes of her hits with an orchestral backgroud. BUt nope, it's disco grandma forever.
The unfortunate truth about being a celebrity, and especially a female one, is that you are extremely pressured to conform to standard beauty norms. And this is the result. Not feeling like you're allowed to age - gracefully or otherwise.
Edit: last sentence.
It is, yes. Latest Tik Tok from her own account. I had to go and confirm for myself, as well.
... then came straight here to post it because I couldn't think of a more fitting subreddit.
"That's a sub I'm not touching with a 40 foot pole"
In fact, this was a phrase Tobias had heard often while working at Swallows, which led to the policy of always having a 50 foot pole on hand.
You didnāt know Madonna. Literally just because a celebrity puts a certain facade (especially her generation) does not mean you know her. Its better to admire their work than pretend you actually know a person.
It is a filter, yet not a big one. You can pause the video and see her face before the filter pops back. The filter has made her lips slightly larger, and added eye makeup.
It definitely does not look like she is ok. Don't most people with this level or work have body dysmorhphia disorder? Which left untreated leads to depression and anxiety and even suicide. Does she have anyone in her life who would tell her she needs treatment?
She's just unwilling to accept the fact that she's aged and is desperately trying to cling onto her youth.
Meanwhile Cyndi Lauper embraces her age and gives off a serious cool NYC grandma vibe. I respect her for it.
It's scary for every human to some extent. But it feels like women in show business are particularly sensitive towards it. It is harder for an actress to land roles as they get older, for example.
Our economies and societies are like a satanic mill that churn out traumatized and mentally ill people in large numbers...
Because getting older tends to suck. Forget the staying in shape and maintaining healthy skin part, the crap you canāt do anything about is horrifying.
Many people in the spotlight seem to be going to great lengths to retain their youth. I mean it already sucks getting older and watching your looks diminish, but coupled with the fact that people are fucking ruthless about any and all imperfections with celebritiesā appearancesā¦
I feel pity for famous people that can not cope with getting old. Itās part of life and itās beautiful when people age and get mature, not trying to keep their older selves. I wish she had stopped before looking like somebody else.
I was gonna comment the way her eyes look and the way she moves makes me feel like she took a cocktail of valium, xanax and maybe some norco or oxy's too.
Now, I'm not sure if it's deliberate.
I just showed this to my Mom (55). She said āThatās not Madonna. Sheād be more wrinkly. That chick is older than me.ā Either way, I backed away from the phone when she got closer.
Jaysus. I grew up singing to Madonna now she looks like a monster hiding under your bed. Keep your toes under your comforter kids - high Madonna may nibble em right the fuck off.
There was a time, when she was hailed as one of the celebrities who was doing plastic surgery right because hers was so subtle. What a hard left turn. š¬
She must be seeing something very different from what I am seeing. It's not attractive.
It amazes me that women and men do this to themselves in an attempt to look younger than they are. At a certain point it feels like they're just going to crumble like those melting nazis in the Indiana Jones film.
The way I backed away from my phone
I pushed my phone further away from my face after that
She looks like someone killed Madonna and put her skin on sloppy to impersonate her like that alien did that farmer in the first Men in Black movie š¤£š¤£
Oh you mean Edgar! She wants sugar. In Kabbalah water.
More
MORE
MORE!
How do you like it?
Shuguhr wahtr Egger
She needs to get her big butt back in the house!
"And hire yourself a decorator...because, lady... Damn."
KEEP MY WIFE'S INTERIOR OUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH
I will I will I am . Wow
Will i am..lol
TY someone finally fuckin says it lol
He's the key to all this
It was a Men In Black joke! (Ha! The irony)
For you, the noisy cricket.
Vincent DāOnofrioās god damn amazing.
Are you fucking kidding me? That was D'onofrio this whole time? I am so fucking blind, I need to watch that movie again.
If you're blind I don't think seeing it again will help, you'll probably want a doctor or sumthin.
Watch the behind the scenes stuff where they show doing the makeup stuff to make his face weird. Itās insane what he went through.
It's more obvious the first time you see him since he's in heavy makeup the entire movie after that
My dad still refers to him as "the bug" everytime he watches law and order
We call him the Edgar-suit (pronounced egger, ofcourse)
Private Pyle, you are dumb, but do you mean to tell me that you don't know your left from right?
Edgar suit
Edgar your skins hanging off you bones
THERRE! Is THAT bettER>!?
Like it was wearin eggarā¦..like an eggar suit
I know Eggar, and that wasn't Eggar.
I love that you got her pronunciation just right
Accurate. As someone who watched "like a virgin" on MTV when it was new, this isn't the real Madonna.
GET YOUR BIG BUTT BACK IN THE HOUSE
She puts the lotion on the skin ā¦
Or else it has to vogue again
Sheās done every other kind of look. Now sheās going for the horror look, maybe?
You look, I don't wanna say, puffy. You been juicing?
She looks like a death mask.
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She was on Fallon back in October and told him "I like opiates" during the interview. I believe it.
tbf nobody seems to dislike them :) edit: Got a lot of comments, apparently quite a few people do dislike opiates. I stand corrected.
I hate them with my entire being for very personal reasons. Then again, I've never tried them
I've tried them. For many, many years. 4 years sober coming up in July.
That's amazing!
I haven't either. But you know, a friend of mine went to the hospital with a broken leg and in extreme pain, got morfine and everything was bliss after that. I'm well aware of junkies and the horrors of addiction so I'm not trying it out, ofcourse. Unless I break my leg some day :)
Youāre just one broken leg away from a crippling opiate addiction. Please be careful.
Pinpoint pupils and looking sleepy. Iām feeling itās prolly opiates
She's also using a shitty filter. You can clearly see it glitch when her hand goes in front of her face.
Selfie lighting causes pinpoint pupils, too.
This is legit verbatim what I said just now hahahaha
Haha same I thought she was gonna blow a fat rip at the camera
She is deep in the uncanny valley these days.
She looks like the Weeknd in his Save your Tears video
Madonna has a nice freaking double wide trailer
I'm grossed out on everything about her except that.
Like a virgin death mask?
Papa donāt preach
She needs someone to pray for her at least.
She looks like the female version of those french brothers personalities that died last year.
"Give Gramma a kiss!"
She is actually old enough to be someone's grandma wtf
Hate to drive the nail, but her height of fame was 30 years ago. It's kinda like being reminded that Eminem is nearly 50 now and Justin Bieber Beiber is almost thirty. Time sucks.
>Justin Bieber Beiber is almost thirty. Just. Shut up.
Hahaha wait till you hear his hits playing on elevators. That is a gut punch.
SRV playing in grocery stores hurts
Stevie Ray Vaughn? Thatās a whole other level of old.
I remember the first time I heard Pearl Jam on a classic rock station. I almost cried.
I heard the Pixies on am radio once and it was a bit surreal. Granted it was Here Comes Your Man but the point stands
If they made a "that 70's show" today, it would be "that 2000's show" (
That would be soooo dope though.
His first big hit was 2009ā¦ local radio stations getting ready to play it on Retro Request Lunch.
Getting old is preferable to the alternative.
Getting old is a gift - Danny Devito, jumani sequel
Time doesnāt suck. But someoneās desire to look 30 when they are 60 definitely does suck!!
I can't understand why people do this to their faces. I can see getting a few wrinkles smoothed out, maybe a bit of lip filler, and I do mean a bit. But people just look freaky when they go all in. Madonna, Cher, Kenny Rodgers, hell Sammy Kershaw had his face plasticized. Why? I'd rather age like a raisin then to do that to my face. They have to know it looks bad, right? Now Madonna looks like a fucking Halloween mask meant to scare children. Show this to a child and tell them if they keep misbehaving, they will end up with this hiding under their bed. Yeah, scare a child real damn quick.
Thanks for reminding me I'm not 18 anymore...
thats time for you
Yes! The bottom lip is the worst part.
Worse than the see through top, the stretched plastic skin and slow jerky lean in kiss?
It's the eyes that are freakin me out.
Pretty sure it could be Great Grandma at this point.
I kinda wish old people would just, you know, stop trying to be 20
She is so goddamn creepy and weird lmao
And when tf did that happen? I herd her on Stern a few years ago and I didnāt pick up on this side of her.
Honestly idek š she scares me š¤£
Natural reaction to someone scary. š
Painkillers.
Perhaps she needed them. Sheās gone from virgin to Kabbalah and somehow landed in kabuki. Iām really curious how.
She did hurt herself really badly during her last tour. She is struggling HARD with aging. For a while she was walking around with a Disco cane out of necessity. Then COVID hit and I thought she really seemed to be losing her mind, even for Madonna. The surgery procedures even seemed to ramp up until she got to...this. When she was on one of those late night shows and dressed like a stripper and straddling the desk on stage, i was much less taken aback by all that than her little joke that she said she prefers Oxy's or something to that effect. I don't think she was really joking at all. In this little video she is clearly not all there.
Yep I was a big fan for many years and I really expected her to sort of gracefully retire in a super elegant mansion somewhere surrounded by 20-year-old Latin boys. And we'd see her less and less, but the appearances would be incredibly staged/perfect. Basically the "old hollywood" retirement. Instead, apparently, she's surrounded herself by so many sycophants that no one will tell her she's painfully embarrassing herself, trying to stay an age she hasn't been since the 1970s. And she doesn't even need the paparazzi shooting terrible photos of her, *she's doing it herself*. She had a hell of a legacy as one of the biggest and most influential pop performers ever, but ALSO as an incredibly shrewd businesswoman whose label helped launch the careers of dozens of incredible acts we know and love today. Madonna personally oversaw much of that. She wasn't just a pretty face on a label. But now we get total mental breakdown Madonna. The worst incarnation ever.
I've been expecting her to reinvent herself as a "serious performer" doing slowed down songs and remakes of her hits with an orchestral backgroud. BUt nope, it's disco grandma forever.
Thatās a bummer. Addiction and alcoholism are the great equalizer. A human vulnerability that can hit just about anyone. Hope she overcomes.
Sigh, me too...but she's just one of those celebs who i feel like is kind of going out sad. I think the plastic surgeons make it all so much worse.
This is what happens when people around you dont tell you "no honey, that too fuckin much"
I always forget that she use to be very attractive.
The unfortunate truth about being a celebrity, and especially a female one, is that you are extremely pressured to conform to standard beauty norms. And this is the result. Not feeling like you're allowed to age - gracefully or otherwise. Edit: last sentence.
I honestly wonder what percentage of people find this super plastic uncanny valley style better than just an older woman with wrinkles
Bill Burr said something like "do you want to look like a 50 year old woman or a 30 year old lizard?"
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āWhat would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?ā -Bill Burr
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She is 63
With her resources enough tasteful work to look 10 years younger should have been easy. Now she looks like a 10,000 year old lizard creature
Do you want to look like 63 yr old, or a goddamn plastic alien mannequin caricature.
Sheās done. Take her phone away.
She got monster forearms
Is that really her!? She looks so different and weird
It is, yes. Latest Tik Tok from her own account. I had to go and confirm for myself, as well. ... then came straight here to post it because I couldn't think of a more fitting subreddit.
Woah! She's starting to go full Cowardly Lion
Also r/BotchedSurgeries
That's a sub I'm not touching with a 40 foot pole
"That's a sub I'm not touching with a 40 foot pole" In fact, this was a phrase Tobias had heard often while working at Swallows, which led to the policy of always having a 50 foot pole on hand.
She looks like a Dragon Priest from Skyrim.
We're all gonna be looking like draugrs eventually. Some people just aren't ready to embrace the look
Thank you for your service. You did the right thing.
The 109 Buddhist monk looks better!
Omg I just watched that 109 year old guy clip too.
Wth, me too, with the skeleton monk
It was like the scene from Se7en except the guy had both hands.
Ironically that video was right underneath this one for me. š
Above this one
Yo chilllll donāt talk about Almight like that.
I'm not trying to preach, but her face looks in trouble deep.
Papa don't.
Madonna don't
Might have pushed her surgery over the borderline
Iām glad she thinks she looks good but she reminds of Janice the muppet!! http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice
Sheās Janice mixed with Madame the Puppet
Bro she looks fried
Body dysmorphic disorder.š¢
This is what being in the spotlight does to a person.
I've been contending for a while that despite appearances, (most?) fame is a punishment and not a reward.
Yeah, I really feel bad for her that she felt she need to keep on trend with these modern plastic surgery looks.
She preaches ageism and yet that face is the embodiment of hating your age. The Madonna I knew and loved would own it. Such a tragedy.
You didnāt know Madonna. Literally just because a celebrity puts a certain facade (especially her generation) does not mean you know her. Its better to admire their work than pretend you actually know a person.
Now this is the perfect contribution to this sub! Something that is ODDLY terrifying!
She's blowed as fuck on opiates or somthing similar. Her pupils are pinned af.
What did she do to her face and who said sure thatās a great idea? Is she ok?
She also got those butt implants. Itās awful.
That has to be a filter. The one that gives everyone those nasty lips and the same bone structure.
It is a filter, yet not a big one. You can pause the video and see her face before the filter pops back. The filter has made her lips slightly larger, and added eye makeup.
Exactly what it is. You can see it shift when her hand passes by her face in the beginning, and the weird ghostlike shit after that.
It definitely does not look like she is ok. Don't most people with this level or work have body dysmorhphia disorder? Which left untreated leads to depression and anxiety and even suicide. Does she have anyone in her life who would tell her she needs treatment?
She is literally 63. This is roll-your-own cgi.
She's just unwilling to accept the fact that she's aged and is desperately trying to cling onto her youth. Meanwhile Cyndi Lauper embraces her age and gives off a serious cool NYC grandma vibe. I respect her for it.
Cyndi Lauper looks cool af
truly donāt understand why some people are so afraid of getting older
āØVANITYāØ
>VANITY But this is objectively worse than aging. There is more at work.
It's scary for every human to some extent. But it feels like women in show business are particularly sensitive towards it. It is harder for an actress to land roles as they get older, for example. Our economies and societies are like a satanic mill that churn out traumatized and mentally ill people in large numbers...
Because getting older tends to suck. Forget the staying in shape and maintaining healthy skin part, the crap you canāt do anything about is horrifying.
Many people in the spotlight seem to be going to great lengths to retain their youth. I mean it already sucks getting older and watching your looks diminish, but coupled with the fact that people are fucking ruthless about any and all imperfections with celebritiesā appearancesā¦
Being high as fuck and getting plastic surgery, while actively having a tik tok doesnāt seem like a good idea for some people now
Sheās high af!
Why is she so greasy?
Itās youth.
TIL that embryos are greasy.
Super greasy. Donāt even need to oil the pan.
It's the filler oozing out from her pores.
Highlighter that's really expensive
Facial routine is my guess..
Please do not mention anything wrong with her on her socials. THEY WILL COME AFTER YOU. her stans do not play. I repeat they do not play lol
Jesus fucking christ. No more reddit today.
It's like a scene from a David Lynch movie.
I feel pity for famous people that can not cope with getting old. Itās part of life and itās beautiful when people age and get mature, not trying to keep their older selves. I wish she had stopped before looking like somebody else.
Half of her pupils are covered by her top eyelid at all times. Wtf
It looks like glaucoma, with the film over her eyes
Or heroin
If you pause right when she moves her hand past the camera the filter fails and she looks far more ghoulish
https://i.imgur.com/ZiAh4A3.jpg
She actually looks less creepy there than in the filter.
He face is so creepy I didn't notice her breasts
Pause it again and look in the bottom left corner.
Sheās incredibly high on opiates.
She can grease the fuck out of a pan
Iām confused as to why itās all the rage to make your eyes look like youāre on opiates these days. ETA - Billie Eilish does it too.
I was gonna comment the way her eyes look and the way she moves makes me feel like she took a cocktail of valium, xanax and maybe some norco or oxy's too. Now, I'm not sure if it's deliberate.
She looks like a malfunctioning sex doll.
Grandma Madonna went overboard on the plastic surgery. Those implants are insane.
Her new album is titled Like a Gourami
I donāt understand why these kinds of women get this much work done. You donāt look younger, you just look old ***AND*** fucking creepy.
She made sure to show her boobs. Keeping it classy I suppose. Good grief.
No way. No fucking way thatās Madonna. I refuse to believe it. April Fools is long and gone.
A$AP Rocky starring in White Chicks 2.
Stop it grandma
Here fishy fishy
Donāt tap the glass they donāt like it!!
I just showed this to my Mom (55). She said āThatās not Madonna. Sheād be more wrinkly. That chick is older than me.ā Either way, I backed away from the phone when she got closer.
Is that really what she looks like now?
She looks stoned as fuck
Looks like an a**hole
Do NONE of these people remember Madame the puppet? She looks JUST like her. [madame the puppet](https://alchetron.com/Wayland-Flowers)
Jaysus. I grew up singing to Madonna now she looks like a monster hiding under your bed. Keep your toes under your comforter kids - high Madonna may nibble em right the fuck off.
There was a time, when she was hailed as one of the celebrities who was doing plastic surgery right because hers was so subtle. What a hard left turn. š¬
Sheās more plastic than anything jeez
She must be seeing something very different from what I am seeing. It's not attractive. It amazes me that women and men do this to themselves in an attempt to look younger than they are. At a certain point it feels like they're just going to crumble like those melting nazis in the Indiana Jones film.
Thatās terrifying.