God damm right I remember when I was studying animal care the keeper I was working under told me about a breeding pair of monkeys I can't remember breed but they were tiny and they scalped and beat a girl because she smiled at it and tried to take a selfie breaking all h&s rules
Yeah, if you smile at it, or a gorilla, you're challenging it. There was a woman who kept smiling at some monkeys at a zoo and the zoo keepers repeatedly told her to stop doing it but she said that "they had a connection" and she literally went in the middle of the night and tried to free to the monkey or something and... Well...the end result wasn't pretty
I mean it was, just not that specific sitcom setup. The real one was called Travis the Chimp, I think?
Edit: oh wow, yup, I didn't even know Travis was TV "actor" chimp before the event.
Chimps make this face when they are frightened, unsure, stressed or trying to appear submissive to a more dominant chimp. Not being scary, although they absolutely could rip someone apart if they wanted so still fair to be freaked out lol
Showing teeth isn't necessarily correlated with negative emotion though. There's two types of bare-teeth expressions for Chimps afaik:
1. Closed jaws, clenched teeth: negative connotation, sign of distress, fear, anger etc.
2. Open jaws and teeth: positive connotation, sign of playfulness and trust.
Haven’t you heard the recent “rumors “ surrounding” father chimp. Let’s just say that he has a thing for the young. The Catholic Church says it is not a big deal though as long as he is serving god so…
A chimp's 'smile' is actually a sign if aggression, so this definently shoukd scare you! Unfortunately as a species we like to assign animal behaviors innacurate human emotions. That's why you find 'cute' videos of scared dogs making big eyes and cats with eye diseases 'crying' all over the internet. (Other animals don't cry to show emotion, so get your cat to the doctor's if it's eyes are watering folks!)
Ain't it funny how young could spell every oddly specific word perfectly and now just.
No you see I was saying his nipples are educated. Sentient in their own right and equally as horn-dogged out for it was that the yelling earlier did sound strikingly similar to what one might call primate 'copulation calls.' You've gotten yourself in quite the jam, for nothing stands between you but thine primate's nipples, and they adhere to the motion of the primed mammal sauntering towards you.
They have human like faces just with big smiles and creepy eyes so at least to me they look like humans with wierd face proportions so that makes them creepy
Well if you look them up you can see how crazy they are, I think some clawed someone’s eyes out and we’re skinning them. It was some driver I think that adopted a chimpanzee, when it was taken away they brought it a cake for its 34th birthday I believe, but 2 bigger chimpanzees saw that, and chimpanzees associate people with food. A really bad day for those 2 chimpanzees to break out, they found the driver guys wife and tried attacking her but he put himself between them, I mean… he’s walking and all I think, but it wasn’t pretty.
I can’t see a chimp without thinking of the joe Rogan complication of him just repeating how vicious they are…”they’ll rip off your hands, your feet…AND YOU DICK!”
Chimps hate the water. This one’s expression is one of stress or submission. He doesn’t want to be in the water and he might even be asking for help with the extended hand.
Me too. Just the fact that they can literally rip someone’s face off and eat it freak me the hell out. People may not realize how dangerous they can get if they freak out or snap one day.
Reminds me of the incident on the set of the 90s sitcom "Gordy's Home!"
Nope... Miss me with that
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God damm right I remember when I was studying animal care the keeper I was working under told me about a breeding pair of monkeys I can't remember breed but they were tiny and they scalped and beat a girl because she smiled at it and tried to take a selfie breaking all h&s rules
Yeah, if you smile at it, or a gorilla, you're challenging it. There was a woman who kept smiling at some monkeys at a zoo and the zoo keepers repeatedly told her to stop doing it but she said that "they had a connection" and she literally went in the middle of the night and tried to free to the monkey or something and... Well...the end result wasn't pretty
Anthropomorphism is the term for attributing human characteristics to an animal, God, or object.
Nope
Happy birthday Gordy🎈
Nope
what happened
Theyre referencing a scene from a new movie called Nope. It was good. You should check out all Jordan Peele’s movies if you get the chance.
lol I was tripping for a sec thinking it was inspired from some real event. That movie was sick
I mean it was, just not that specific sitcom setup. The real one was called Travis the Chimp, I think? Edit: oh wow, yup, I didn't even know Travis was TV "actor" chimp before the event.
That movie was lukewarm at best. It was entertaining.!
Just watched it. Pretty lame IMHO.
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lmao you got me
Fist bump!
Come on in, the waters fine!
“…Hey grab me a beer first!”
Take my hand dear, let me rip your face off
Them lips look mighty tender
Those balls look super juicy.
Exactly this. And the small monkeys aren’t cute either they just look like they want to pluck your eyeballs out with their tiny hands.
mustve enjoyed that tea
That dude can't wait to rip your arm off and beat you with it.
Plus he's like 90lbs I think. Imagine a dude literally half your weight being able to kill you with minimal effort. Then flinging his poop.
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Yeah he won't, but he'll rip your arm and beat your meat with it
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100% dude really wants to rip your arm off and beat you with it.
Chimps make this face when they are frightened, unsure, stressed or trying to appear submissive to a more dominant chimp. Not being scary, although they absolutely could rip someone apart if they wanted so still fair to be freaked out lol
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its what makes chimps creepy tbh gorillas have their own distinct body type which doesnt make em too human like chimps however tho
Huh. Maybe that explains why I find people that smile by baring their teeth to be so bizarre.
Showing teeth isn't necessarily correlated with negative emotion though. There's two types of bare-teeth expressions for Chimps afaik: 1. Closed jaws, clenched teeth: negative connotation, sign of distress, fear, anger etc. 2. Open jaws and teeth: positive connotation, sign of playfulness and trust.
Come brother, embrace monke
Monke goes hard
Reject humanity embrace monke
Don’t go see the Nope movie then 😳 You’ll be super freaked out by them after watching that
Nah it’s more real life ones that scare me I love the planet of the apes films
Planet of the apes is one thing, Nope is another can of worms
I feel like this would make a great album cover
Like a Primus album or something
He just wants a hug
Who knew chimpanzees were authorized to baptize people for the church
I'd say that a child left alone is probably just as safe with it as the church.
Haven’t you heard the recent “rumors “ surrounding” father chimp. Let’s just say that he has a thing for the young. The Catholic Church says it is not a big deal though as long as he is serving god so…
A chimp's 'smile' is actually a sign if aggression, so this definently shoukd scare you! Unfortunately as a species we like to assign animal behaviors innacurate human emotions. That's why you find 'cute' videos of scared dogs making big eyes and cats with eye diseases 'crying' all over the internet. (Other animals don't cry to show emotion, so get your cat to the doctor's if it's eyes are watering folks!)
That lil bald head, gormless expression and too much gums... Doesn't frighten me at all, I'm currently divorcing something alarming similar
This is my favourite comment so far
They should freak you out
It is very important for your own safety that you do NOT follow the rape ape.
That’s a bonobo
How can you tell the difference?
Face is different
Darker facial skin, hair on their head is usually “parted” down the middle, less of a brow ridge. Softer features and less bulky in the body.
Why his nipples are so *~~taught~~* *taut for you*
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/taunt-taut-usage
Ain't it funny how young could spell every oddly specific word perfectly and now just. No you see I was saying his nipples are educated. Sentient in their own right and equally as horn-dogged out for it was that the yelling earlier did sound strikingly similar to what one might call primate 'copulation calls.' You've gotten yourself in quite the jam, for nothing stands between you but thine primate's nipples, and they adhere to the motion of the primed mammal sauntering towards you.
"Come wit me if you vant to live."
Return to monke
That's one rough looking panhandler
Come on in, the water is murder…
He’s just inviting you to a lake party
“Come play! I promise we’ll have fun…” *Rips limbs off*
That is going to be a no from me man. Chimps are not to be fucked with.
This is peak male performance, like it or not No seriously, they could rip your arms off Even if u hit the syringes
Dude can’t wait to beat you off with your own arm
Riku when he reaches out to sora 💀
As you should be. That pose is universal, "Try it, bitch, and catch these hands...and these teeth".
The monkey looks scared or angry. If you’d see them “smile” like that you need to not approach them.
"'Normal people' scare [me](https://youtu.be/votcOf5cYCM).. more."
His name is satan
They are the one animal that if it gets hunted to extinction, I’ll sleep better at night
He clearly wants to fπc×s you in the ass.
Is it weird that I find this kinda cute? Loool.
Once you go ape....
This is why we killed off all of the other Homo species
Joe Rogan being like ‘come wim hof with me’
NSFW TAG AAAAHHH! I hate chimps. They terrify me.
this used to be my phone wallpaper for a while. chimps are my fav animals probably.
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You know chimpanzees aren’t going to see this right? You don’t need to be offended on their behalf
"Come, join the dark side."
it really said 😁
Banana
His name is de Boba jk
“Do you trust me?”
They have human like faces just with big smiles and creepy eyes so at least to me they look like humans with wierd face proportions so that makes them creepy
This has supreme return to monke energy
My man's ripped
'it's totally safe, I brush my teeth with it every day'
Come on it…the waters fine…
Do.... What?
Hello! Come join me in these fresh waters ʘ‿ʘ
Hello Willem Dafoe
Very gummy.
“ Don’t be afraid, join us “
Monki
This is soooo human just daring them to take him up on his challenge.
Bruh that’s just Joe Rogan inviting you to do some DMT
Come fly with me Conchita!
Why is this pic staged like every influencer girl page?
Come, bath yourself in the waters and all will be forgiven.
"join me"
Beware the smile of death.
honestly it’s just the eyes, if god made the pupils white and more “human like” i would definitely not be shifting my pants right now
The falconhoof greet
Caesar…floats… too…
Come and recieve the Lord.
Come to brazil ;)
What freaks me out about chimpanzees is their ability to get absolutely ripped being vegetarian.
Reject humanity
Well if you look them up you can see how crazy they are, I think some clawed someone’s eyes out and we’re skinning them. It was some driver I think that adopted a chimpanzee, when it was taken away they brought it a cake for its 34th birthday I believe, but 2 bigger chimpanzees saw that, and chimpanzees associate people with food. A really bad day for those 2 chimpanzees to break out, they found the driver guys wife and tried attacking her but he put himself between them, I mean… he’s walking and all I think, but it wasn’t pretty.
Return to monke 😁
Seeing this image gave me chills..
Come brother, bask in the eternal waters. Let me wash away your life.
Well, are you gonna take his hand or no?
Come. Meet your lord and savior, Bobo.
they should this guy, in particular, seems to be planning mass murder and hiding the bodies in the pond he is in
Same
>…Force Choke…
“Join me brother! Join me and become….Monke!”
Join him, he’s taking a shower
Got the same smile as the titan who ate Eren mom
“Come with me if you want to live.”
Chimps are evil beasts... Like crazy violent
Scp 3435 The Monkey
Be not afraid.
Waiting to drown you
And rightfully so. They are extremely dangerous and unpredictable
I no like monke
Return to monke or die
Looks like the reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2
The fact a regular tactic for them is torture and ripping off genitals am running I ever see one in the wild.
Whats your name Kenneth Cordele Griffin lol
"Come bathe with me"
As we went down to the river to slay…
Chimp: Abandon human, return to monke
Take his hand..
Anyone ever hear about the chimpanzee that attacked a couple it mauled them and ate the husband's dick and ate the wifes face
Chimps are Vicious and powerful
Yeah chimps are smart enough to gain your trust but crazy enough to eat your face at the drop of a hat sometimes literally
It is RIPPED
It is RIPPED
I love chimpanzees, they are so much like us it’s fascinating but I suppose that’s why people find them scary.
Shit myself then, though my ex was back
O-oh? 😳
Come here, let me fuck thy brains out
And that’s why we have monkey pocks
Why he looks nice 😍
So you see. That’s where all the trouble began. That smile. That damn smile…
Good fucking Lord.
thats cute
Look up the story of Moe the Chimp. Buckle up
Man, he really looks like Joe Rogan
Come hither tarnished
Handsome little fella
Join him
Don’t be afraid. He only wants to drown you
Maybe if they brushed and flossed...
Well I like him.
Pretty sure that’s a bonobo.
Imagine encountering a chimp as a prehistoric hunter gatherer. Must've been uncanny and creepy.
I workout 6 days a week and somehow that chimp is more ripped than I’ll ever be. Sad realizations.
That upturned hand is a sign of submission, the teeth bearing could go either way.
They are fucking scary. They know YOU need hands and things like your dick and theyll rip them off and let you suffer.
Uncanny valley of nopeness!
Looks like my homie de-andre.
If they’re smiling it means they’re afraid/intimidated
they should. a smile like that usually implies aggression.
People need to respect chimps and apes more they can fucking chew your face off. Respect those motherfuckers guys, never underestimate them.
I can’t see a chimp without thinking of the joe Rogan complication of him just repeating how vicious they are…”they’ll rip off your hands, your feet…AND YOU DICK!”
Oh they'll fuck you up too
Evil fuckers
Especially when they're about to rip your face off.
Chimps hate the water. This one’s expression is one of stress or submission. He doesn’t want to be in the water and he might even be asking for help with the extended hand.
Yeah, chimpanzees kinda have no regard for human life at all so you're allowed to be freaked out by them
"Water's warm come on in!"
They don't smile, so this is some kind of threat Extra terrifying
how did you get this photo of me...?
Now I’m picturing it in clown makeup chasing me.
You must be a paper handed shill then. 🦍 💎 🙌 here.
Travis the chimp. Look up that phone call
Id trust him .. he looks trustworthy
Me too. Just the fact that they can literally rip someone’s face off and eat it freak me the hell out. People may not realize how dangerous they can get if they freak out or snap one day.
Showing ones teeth, is a submission signal in primates. When somebody smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee **begging for its life.**
forget tigers, crocs and spiders, chimps will always be number 1 on animals that freak tf outta me
Because they look like deranged, insanely over-muscled, murderous protohumans?
That's a good instinct, chimps can be crazy aggressive