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chacheezy1902

Run the fade and beat his ass , people need to learn a lesson . Why not be a teacher ?


Adventurous-Jump9216

This is the way man time again no cell phones nothing to talk about once it’s over damn I miss pre 2000’s


lordchankaknowsall

Did you have a stroke? Are you okay?


Adventurous-Jump9216

Don’t speak to me go about ur business keyboard ⌨️ bandit smh I was speaking to a person who shared same opinion of me a 6’4 200lb native man was having a conversation together you wudnt walk up to me ask that shit 💩 so have a nice day peace ✌🏽 and blessings to you and your family


lordchankaknowsall

That's a yes for sure


Adventurous-Jump9216

I’m a peaceful brother myself if you was having a racist conversation in same area as me I wudnt bother u that’s ur business it’s all good in my book 📖 each it’s own all respect 🫡


lordchankaknowsall

?


lovelifetofullest

Just leave the poor guy alone.


bigSTUdazz

Ummm hi my friend...just popped in here to say that your opinions are always welcome, its just your syntax makes it difficult to understand what you are trying to get across. Peace and love homie!


TheFloatingDev

Bro, why are you bringing up racism?? 😂


Skylance420

As a racist myself, I can say you went a little off the deep end there, man. Now get out of my country. /s


GilgameshvsHumbaba

You’re not making any sense . Read his response then read your replies .. It’s baffling your responses ..no one knows where the hell you’re coming from with that attitude and why


SteamyConnor

Bruv are you schizophrenic holy shit


surftherapy

Dudes a crash out for sure


shitbreak93

What's a crash out?


Smokedsoba

Someone who does some crazy shit over nothing. For example, the other day in Baltimore i was standing on the curb waiting to cross the street and a woman almost hits me. She then proclaimed as she was getting out of her car that she would in fact hit me with her car and then proceed to beat the fuck out me. I said “Damn no need to crash out 😂”


Fun-Needleworker7954

One time I was walking down St Paul and a homeless dude asked if I could buy him a pack of newports. I respectfully told him I was late but he decided to grab me and scream at me while spitting in my face. I got him off of me but damn that mf had some pit bull strength. Dude crashed out hard


adhocprimate

I’d never act the way the buyer did, but if someone told me to run a fade, I’d have to google that term first


ItaDapiza

😂


bigSTUdazz

A fade is also called a 9 route in football. I miss football.


Brilliant_Shake_7549

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A KING AS SPKOEN


Key_Cow_8332

Seriously, people that act tough on the internet usually are the softest kindest sweetest pussiest people you’ll ever meet. Get a friend to message Joshypoo asking to purchase an item from his page full price. Then once he meets your friend, surprise! Don’t take threats lightly take action to defend your life❤️


Significant_Rate8210

For real and people wonder why i never go to meet a buyer/seller without being armed. I’ve encountered more than one of these, no moral compass, zero respect, people over the years, and have even experienced a few who were thinking they were going to rob me at a meet up.


[deleted]

Violence is the greatestest teacher. Before man was, war waited for him.


rome_will

Okay, Cormac McCarthy


[deleted]

I am prepared TO DIE in a trial of mutual combat over a child's sandbox, sir.


Gru350me

This is actually exactly what I would’ve done 😂😂


Novel_Ad_8062

better idea, tell him to show up and fight and call the police and let them know. problem solved.


TKAP75

Because we are adults and will go to jail


LuffyLandSama

Cause people get shot everyday B


BrandoCarlton

Handing out lessons left and right this guy!


Thatsmathedup

Well to be fair he threatened to send someone else to beat him up so I doubt he would be brave enough to show up himself.


TranceYT

Guy said he'd get someone else to go lol it wouldn't be this coward.


YT_Lonelyz

Is this thread real?


Adventurous_Land7584

Somebody needs anger management lol geez it’s a sandbox dude.


Fenris304

the best part is presumably this person has a child they're in charge of raising. which is just stellar


TheFhaggotNiggher

Let's hope it's just a gift for someone else's child 😮💀


deathrowslave

"I had to beat a man up for this sandbox. Happy Birthday kid!!"


Adventurous_Land7584

That’s kinda scary.


gladigotaphdinstead2

It is literally over $5. 😂


jcarver784

I’d suggest they tell him to “kick sand” but it seems he’ll need to keep looking for some!


Frequent_Ad_1136

I would’ve told them to bring it lol


Able_Newt2433

Right.. like “okay, meet me at this address in 30 mins, let’s run that fade” and see if he actually shows up lmao


[deleted]

"ROLL UP, HOMEBOY YOU GOT MY ADDRESS FROM THE APP"


Frequent_Ad_1136

Lol roll up with that $10. Bet your ass walks away Sandy.


donjonne

"come through and if you win ill give you the sandbox for free LOL"


Frequent_Ad_1136

Oh word? Free you say?


Cum-in-My-Wife

Pfft. Whatever, dickhead cocksucker.


Frequent_Ad_1136

Shit, too good for $10 even? /s


Cum-in-My-Wife

You'll learn one day!


Frequent_Ad_1136

I got my diploma, I don’t need to learn nothin.


BrandoCarlton

I love internet strangers talking shit. I’m not what I once was but I’m still 6’5” 240. Terrible grappler but I enjoyed my year training Muay Thai in my mid 20s. Fucking be my guest hardass hahahah and I’ll bet you shitty $10 you don’t even step out of your car.


Frequent_Ad_1136

I bet you $10 they wouldn’t even leave their house lol Muay Thai can be very brutal.


Danplsstop

Tweaker activity


Vaxildan156

That or maybe scammer. I like to harass message scammers and they often break down like this pretty quickly lol


ViennaWaitsforU2

Scammer for sure


EpicMemes710

wtf😭😭😭😭😭


l7Xander

What a douche


voidsarcastic

I just bought this at walmart for $4.98 in SE USA. Brand new not even 2 weeks ago.


Rslashruleshorror

well it may be rare in a diff country?


JudicatorArgo

OfferUp is only in the US


Rslashruleshorror

didnt know my bad🤷


[deleted]

Maybe it’s more rare in a diff county tho


asthmanian

It’s not 😭


HeftyGap419

This incident was years ago. You don't have info on availability or even what city they were in. Some topics aren't about justifying the cost it's about how ppl react in the moment.


pinkymadigan

It's 50-80 online right now.


kydn141916

Crazy how Walmart’s website has it listed for $60 and you somehow got it for $5 🤣😂 five finger discount is not the same as $5 bud


voidsarcastic

Just looked it up… you’re right! I swear it was $4.98 less than 2 weeks ago. I wouldn’t have gotten it if the price wasn’t so low! Also there was no bar code so the cashier had to look it up and she also pulled up $4.98 on her end so I don’t know what to tell you. The only thing i will say is they kept them outside (but in there gated lawn and garden center) so they were dirty, maybe they discounted for that?


who_am_i_to_say_so

Either an offseason markdown or misapplied price. Either way, you won!


NetMiddle1873

Yeah maybe cashier meant to ring 49.98 instead of 4.98


who_am_i_to_say_so

Sounds feasible


voidsarcastic

No, the sign said $4.98 and it said so online as well at least at my location at that time. It has changed though so thats lame.


Br0DudeGuy

No you didnt


voidsarcastic

Okay lol.


Big_k_30

But you can imagine what it’d be like if he did, right?


AnvyAviary

I don't know where the fuck you're looking because turtle sandbox are $50 at walmart. I think you're thinking of the risky dink plastic pools which are two very different things.


voidsarcastic

Im talking about the item pictured. I do actually use it as a pool though. Must have been marked down.


ZBOI_456

https://www.target.com/p/little-tikes-turtle-sandbox-green/-/A-54182143


voidsarcastic

Yeah I see the price has changed or they must have been marked down, I was just noting that I bought it brand new at Walmart for $4.98 less than 2 weeks ago. I feel even better about it now. Works great as a pool! And the lid helps save the water! My 8 month old loves it!


NecessaryOk6815

So much anger and effort for just 5 bucks. I worry about the human race.


Hopeful_Passenger_69

Wow. People get triggered so easily


Ok-Vacation7923

best the fuck out of you!


talksickwalkquick

best the fuck out *if* you. Don't you understand English?


evilmrbeaver

Not if he betters the fuck out of him first


Rude-Adeptness-9472

Those turtle sandboxes always brought the worst out in people


Ethossa79

They should be outlawed


Rude-Adeptness-9472

I didn’t want to say anything but one of those is the reasons my parents split up


Ethossa79

I understand. It was a point of contention with my ex as well. Sucks to suck, though! It’s in my parents’ basement, waiting to be sold for no less than TWELVE!


Rude-Adeptness-9472

I’ve been doing the lords work and just stashing as many as I can in my garage trying to save people from the atrocities that can be caused by these.


Ethossa79

May Lord Bowser bless your work


Anantasesa

Russia has spies on the way to discover the location of your stockpile. You need to get those WMDs (weapons of marital destruction) moved to a military silo fast. Armageddon is at stake!


Alej915

I refuse. $15 or I'll best you hard


oroechimaru

Fuck you I am going to best your ass!


Yeahgeebs

You should message him and be like ‘ok.. $14’


MidWesttess

Lol psycho response but offering $10 for a $20 pos item isn’t a lowball


bliskin1

Right, they just give them away for free at the store


MidWesttess

It’s funny how much people complain about lowballs on this sub when they are selling used crap lmao


bliskin1

Well, $15 is technically over 75% off


CorruptedCode02

That's 25% off my guy. $15 IS 75% of $20


my_name_is_juice

Lowball is a subjective term, I don't think this guy was particularly offended by this guy's offer until he went crazy about it. But if you're making a reddit post about an offer lower than you wanted to accept, what else are you gonna call it?


realfreshboysosa

Broke ahhhh


daddoesall

Had this happened to me on a FB market place. I said sure and gave him the local PDs address and waiting with the item there.


ZzyzxFox

All that over a $15 turtle sandbox is actually insane 💀 can’t believe these people live among us


libra-love-

Not to mention, this is probably for a kid that he is in charge of raising. That poor kid is gonna have a ton of psychological issues if their parent(s) blow up like this over nothing. Source: I’m the daughter of a father who’s like this and it fucked me up massively.


madewithgarageband

i would have replied with “you’re*”


qwerty4867

Lol I just commented this… I knew I wouldn’t be the only one so went scrolling.


LostCausesEverywhere

This is the ultimate response


Vittoriya

I was just about to comment this 😅


Hunter-Gatherer_

Man is trying desperately to hold onto those 5 bucks 😂. To react so angrily over 5 dollars screams mental illness


EyeOk3642

Lmao


NinjariAssassin

Wow and I thought I had anger problems. Damn.


Namesthatareused

Do people really stress this much over $20? Like I don’t understand how anyone could be angry about something like this😂 like bro just work another day and don’t get McDonald’s that’s day and you can get the sandbox tf?


Zestyclose-Forever14

This is the point at which I would apologize for upsetting them, accept the 10 dollar offer, setup a time and location to meet, and then not show up just to piss them off.


k0an

This is the way.


bstnbrewins814

All over a turtle sandbox and $5-10…


Accomplished_Emu_658

I think you responded fair. Idk why people think you have to accept their offers. And someone so broke $5 causes them to flip out?


dr-klt

Over $5? Pheeeeeew!


ellsmirip25

A 10 dollar difference on a children’s toy…


Primary_Two6555

5 even 😂😂


Tactical_Tubesock

I’d tell him to meet me at my house (fake address) 70 miles away


Gooseboof

“Actually, I’ll take that $10. When can you meet?” 🤜 🤛


Saneless

Damn. I would have accepted it "reluctantly" after his rant and gave him my "real" address to pick it up


SKOLOCT-

I’d repost it for $10 and ignore him 💀


No-Gene-4508

Report and get him banned. I'd happily buy that for $20 if I had the chance!


kylerwashere

Buying/Selling on Marketplaces seems to bring out the worst in people. Even selling items in a video game I’ll constantly be blocked, have people offended, and just deal with general weird behavior when I decline lowball offers.


[deleted]

He really wanted that children's sandbox


SorrowfulBlyat

Obviously the sand box is for him because he's crying like a little tyke. I get trying to offer on *Offer* Up but no means no, any and every time.


dasbooooooot

A dude who wants a child's sandbox and speaks of cock sucking so persistently may have pedo tendencies.


Gym_Nut

That’s just Josh. He gets a little zesty


Mountaineer61192

What a loser.


Cattledude89

Say you'll sell it to him for $5. Show up with the police.


verbalintercourse420

You're lucky, lol.. what a clown that guy


idk0902

Should’ve corrected him “*you’re”


AllUpInYourAO

He would have bested the shit outta you lmao sounds like he’s a motivational speaker!


dsmemsirsn

Wow all that for $10? Lucky he’s not buying any expensive stuff ($11 and more)..


ByteRaider

He probably just ran out of weed and can't afford to buy more for a week or two lol.


steevilone

Why scratch out there personal info?


[deleted]

what a lame response. give us something better next time.


Green-Site-6289

Price just went up to $50


greytgreyatx

What is that last message even trying to say? My head hurts.


Beneficial-Net7113

That escalated quickly…


RontheMagnificent

Has no one brought up it should be “you’re”? 🙃


Master_Engineer1293

lol


tht1guy63

All for a turtle sandbox


Trolodrol

Best the fuck out if you 🥴


toxicoke

"I wish you all the best the fuck out if you."


hotkarl628

Those poor kids


Spongebob_Squareish

Yet another bully who’s parents never told him no.


ossisyoo

Wow , I have never encountered those types of people in offer up, I live in LA, and usually, the people I encounter are people that agree with the price. You should sell it a bit more like that you can lower it down and get what your asking for. That what I do lol


who_am_i_to_say_so

OfferUp a fight


bvalli

Always good getting threatened by an illiterate retard


thalassophobic-whale

I always hit low ballers with a link to the SNAP website. Sends them into a rage.


qwerty4867

I really really wish you had just replied, “*you’re”


Turntwrench

Buying a little tyke sandbox is already softer than Roseanne son


s-Kss

I was gonna say that at least you got a real offer from a real dude and then realized this was a few years ago. Offerup is now filled with scammers


HenryHill11

I consistently do this to everyone on offerup just for the lolz


Dangerous_Choice_664

Sounds like someone needs to be best up


Psych0matt

I would’ve responded “*you’re”


TinyParkinator

Def fake but ok lol


ShiverMeTimberssss

Accept the offer, meet up, and then beat his ass.


yallaretheworst

$5??


MaraSovsLeftSock

Beat his ass? Dude obviously wants to fight, teach him some respect


M4ybeMay

I'd make a report for him threatening you lol


Snowybiskit

Should have nicely offered him $20 for his car.


Mehdzzz

Ask him to meet up so he can express himself in person


Yeesh_

I’d tell him to come fight me for it and if he wins he can have it for free. Bet he never shows lol.


Gold-Independence-26

Tell him okay $5 to ease his anger, then give him a nice knuckle sandwich for 10 more dollars


Fry-em-n-dye-em

So wait he won’t come up 5 dollars in his offer but will pay others to come beat you up? Make it make sense


allislost77

I’d take him up on his best the fuck if you!


SiennaYeena

I ALWAYS give them a fake address when they low ball me the first time. I make sure its a decent ways away from me. And I set up a time and date. On the day of, I block them. Easy peasy. Just make sure your profile is set to private. Lol


TangerineRough6318

That got heated quick huh? Geeze. Lmao


Dadrien-Soto

Send him the address and see how true that is


Electronic-Fudge-256

Ah yes the negotiator


Chewdog955

People like that would be first to call the cops during any IRL altercation.


Fictional_Historian

BIG YIKES


victoriestotaste

Tell me you peaked in high school without telling me you peaked in high school


MagnetaCyan7

Lol would have messaged him "broke boy"


Ylemitemly

How about $25


KnightFaraam

Sell it for ten bucks. Then when he shows up, inform him that parking is five bucks for an hour minimum


LostCausesEverywhere

Epic missed opportunity to hit him with a “You’re*”


zayflame300

🤣🤣🤣 dog offered 50% off then went crazyyyy hahaha what a clown


Pancakemanz

Tell him he can have it for 10 and then best the fuck out of him when he shows up


Smart_Catch2452

Some people forget they're not hiding behind a keyboard. Had a guy sort of do the same thing, except he said he would come get it and tried to lowball me in person. When I declined he tried to act like the guy in the post, and he got aggressive and tried to intimidate me. Well I taught him an important lesson that day. Act like you do behind a keyboard in real life it can be very painful.


Dopasetic

Say sorry I’ll take the $10 Then pick up a felony assault charge instead 😂


leokittyc

Lets all have a moment of silence for the poor child he wanted to buy it for!


Jolly_City

Send it to the cops and fuck his day up


davidk8876

He got that angry over $10-$15? My god humanity is doomed


Correct_Yesterday007

This dude absolutely beats his kids


ItzSmiff

😂 Should’ve typed “now it’s 25$”


Blinx1211

He will best you in sandbox? Sounds like a sand castle challenge and winner keeps the box.


xStyxx

Should’ve told him fine pick it up for $10 and then shot him


DeathNoteHolder

I'm convinced a lot of these are fake, and it's between two friends that desperately want something to post for attention.


armchairwarrior42069

Tell him it's $20 now


I_be_lurkin_tho

All this for a $5 dollar difference...?