We had good coupons for McDonald's, you stupid little bitch! We had a "free drink." We had a "buy one, get one." We had everything covered, and it would've been cheap. You could've come with me to the register, ordered, and eaten as many fries as you ever wanted. It was perfect. But no! You just had to have Pollos. You and your Spice Curls and your Franch! You just had to have delicious chicken, grilled or fried! If you'd settled for a Happy Meal, played in the Play Place, we'd all be full right now.
Did you like that Pollos combo? Have another. Eat one again. Shh. I'd just like to see you eat another. I mean... I paid a lot of money for that combo, so... I think I can watch you eat as much as I want! So... eat. One. Again.
Should be an even lower category for Craig Kettleman. He congratulated Saul on getting married after the guy had him incarcerated. Would offer you a free meal without you asking.
Lol I don't think we've ever seen Lalo do any act of generosity in the entire series. I highly doubt that he'd give you a free Pollos no strings attached.
“ I’m not buying you los pollos chicken waltuh,for a man that makes the kind of money that you’re making? I thought you’d bomb gus”-real breaking bad line
petty crime (open to trial without a jury) with a prior offense on record. he’s basically swerving saul by saying “this is a bad situation, you can’t convince me”
Gus would give for free, but only of you dont like
Also Chuck mcgill would give you free meal, hè does more for the poor than assh*le slipper jimmy. Slipper jimmy would give you free meal as a means of orchestrating chicanery 😡😡
*Missed opportunity*
*To have Lyle spearhead the kills*
*Me category*
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Tuco would most definitely beat you to death
With a bag of pollos
"You really want your pollos up front?"
"This, is not our signature curly fries"
Kim would buy it for you and than make you seem like a cocaine addict in front of your lawyer friends.
And then leave the person that just did what she wanted like a bitch.
what a little rascal!
I feel like he’d do that if you asked a second time, first would be “fuck off”
Tbh depends on if he just did meth or not
Cliff Main would beat Tuco to death with Erin's thicc ass and then take you in his limo to eat Pollos Hermanos with his many sons
Nobody moves Chicken in the South Valley but me Bitch!
He might actually be ok with it.
Tuco would most definitely beat you to death regardless of what you've said (or if you stayed silent)
Nobody eats Pollos in the south valley but me, bitch!
Huell would buy you also Pollos to fatten you up and then eat you
Everyone knows that biologically pre-processed meat is the most tender
Huell doesn’t care about tenderness. He just needs to CONSUME
Gotta Fuel Huell
I was wondering why they had that montage of Kim eating a bunch of pollos in 609. Now it all makes sense
Kim Feetler mukbang
mike: *silence*
Yeah? Why?
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Can someone explain this? I don't get it
Is that so?
Is that so?
So?
Because your boss is gonna need me.
A #6 with a #5 and large fries, 6 packs of ketchup. *yeah*
Yeah? *cocks gun Why?
Because your boss is gonna need me.
Yeah? *cocks gun Why?
Because your boss is gonna need me.
Yeah? *cocks gun Why?
Because your boss is gonna need me.
Yeah? *cocks gun Why?
Because I say so
Is that so?
That right?
finger
waltuh
He would pull the exact same face he has in the picture.
Surprised the twins didn't make it there
*rolls eyes and walks away*
i’m gonna get back to it
Silence named finger
We had good coupons for McDonald's, you stupid little bitch! We had a "free drink." We had a "buy one, get one." We had everything covered, and it would've been cheap. You could've come with me to the register, ordered, and eaten as many fries as you ever wanted. It was perfect. But no! You just had to have Pollos. You and your Spice Curls and your Franch! You just had to have delicious chicken, grilled or fried! If you'd settled for a Happy Meal, played in the Play Place, we'd all be full right now.
Ong I forgot his name was actually Mike
you are done eating chicken!
Lalo, in his unending patience, slowly killing you with trans fats
Watching me get fat from his sewer view
Sees gym equipment being delivered to my house "What's he up to?"
Whips out his camcorder “Don Eladio!”
Did you like that Pollos combo? Have another. Eat one again. Shh. I'd just like to see you eat another. I mean... I paid a lot of money for that combo, so... I think I can watch you eat as much as I want! So... eat. One. Again.
Interesting kink you got there Lalo
Cis fats
non binary fats
Should be an even lower category for Craig Kettleman. He congratulated Saul on getting married after the guy had him incarcerated. Would offer you a free meal without you asking.
I forgot about him💀
Forgor 💀
The best part about that guy is the fact that most of us know a guy kinda like that.
Misread that as "had him incinerated" for a second. I think his response would have been the same.
I feel like Lalo would say that then he'd kill you after you're done eating
Any responsible parent would do that
He’d make you throw up. Tell you he paid a lot of money to see your vomit.
Puke again.
Lol I don't think we've ever seen Lalo do any act of generosity in the entire series. I highly doubt that he'd give you a free Pollos no strings attached.
he gave the mexicans trying to cross the border their money back from the coyotes he killed
we need to clip every action he has performed that looks generous out of context and make a "good guy Lalo" montage
It wouldn't be that hard tbh they made one for Joffrey and he was a twat
Who tf is joffrey 💀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLxFDdezjTA
He tried to offer Ms. Ziegler the D
He did give that travel wire guy an all expenses paid trip to Belize
Kim: if that's what you think is right for you
"Ok 👍"
''if you play ur cards right''
Ernesto the GOAT. He deserves Justice
Betsy would 100% tell you to fuck off
she so fine i wouldnt be mad
“ I’m not buying you los pollos chicken waltuh,for a man that makes the kind of money that you’re making? I thought you’d bomb gus”-real breaking bad line
who is the guy to the right of nacho?
[удалено]
aaah. i wouldve probably recognized him if the picture showed his full head. i just assumed the guy in the picture had a full head of hair
Petty with a prior
What does that even mean?
petty crime (open to trial without a jury) with a prior offense on record. he’s basically swerving saul by saying “this is a bad situation, you can’t convince me”
Thank you so so so much, I've rewatched the show three times but english is my second lenguage so I never understood that line.
Bill, the guy Saul wanted to send Hank to
bill and saul probably had the pheonix and edgeworth dynamic tbh
The county DA at the courthouse
Where’s Lyle, I feel like he’d give you one
Ummm I uhhh I would have to uhh ask Mr. Fring first…
He gets an employee discount
No he wouldn’t.
Accurate af. I’m impressed!
Gus would give for free, but only of you dont like Also Chuck mcgill would give you free meal, hè does more for the poor than assh*le slipper jimmy. Slipper jimmy would give you free meal as a means of orchestrating chicanery 😡😡
Vernerrrrr Zeeeeeeeeegleeerrrrrr
The fuck is Howard
the tier list that i used did not include him😔. but that mf would most definitely say “I’m sorry but no”
More like: *sniffs a large batch of cocaine and gets into his car to drive away*
You forgot the part where he kills himself
Deffo 'ofc'
sharing pollos with ernie Mode: \[ON\]
I need your feet Kim sexler
For Kim it depends if you’re black.
I'm hispanic, can I get a free Pollos Hermanos meal? I can actually pronounce the name of the restaurant...
wouldn't Kim say something like... "okay."
She is such a bitch
Lyle: *sings pollos theme song*
I was going to say where the fuck is Lyle
Stacey would guilt you into giving your free meal to her.
Came here to point out that Stacey is absolutely in the wrong tier. I guess people missed how manipulative she was with Mike.
Finger would say " Is That SO ?"
I KNOW Lalo is the best man😩🙌
I have just realised we have gone into the Gene timeline in BCS, and we won’t see Michael anymore 😔
hank in the saul category
Kim: "Okay."
kid named free meal:
What would nippy say
Betsy would say yes then have Craig create a diversion while she steals all the money from the registers
finger would say "is that so" actually
Lmao
Franch
This is Howard erasure
It's that fucking lalo salamanca
Hector is the hardest silence of them all
Howard has already been forgotten?
Live finger reaction
I think Mike would pay for your Pollos meal if you were hard working and loyal. "If u/DaAsesino doesn't eat, nobody eats."
How BCS characters would react if you asked for feet pics
Suzanne Erikson belongs on this best to Mike.
where’s Lyle 🤬
This seems legit
Ernesto at the top of the list
You'd need to compromise a bit with Bill, lil back and forth, introduce some new evidence etc
Where is Howard? Is he underneath the chart?
What about the film crew?
huell would eat it himself
Kid bamed
tuco would skin you alive
kid named no reaction
gus would 100% pay for your meal. it’s part of his whole “charming, polite, businessman” schtick
Kim will be on the top tier if you are black
Chuck would *say* "I'm sorry but no" but his tone would say "Fuck off"
Missed opportunity to have Lyle spearhead the [kills me] category
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fuck tyrus he could never take me
 My response to that information
Nacho would subtlety nod and politely ask you what do you want
No Howard?!?? Wtf
“Are you done?” - Finger
Who’s the lady next to Werner?
Mike would just say "Is that so?" And walk off
Stone cold fingerer
jack would give you a free meal
Where would Bolsa be