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SpiritGengar

I don't even need an exo body to hit, I'll make it work as-is


Creepy_Letter

THIS IS WILDDDDDDDD😭😭😭😭


Reylend

That motherboard boutta BE a mother


ImmoralBoi

Just jam a fleshlight into the center bit and go to town. You are truly the Traveler's Strongest Robot Fucker


Creepy_Letter

WTFFFF DID I RETURN TO 😭


ImmoralBoi

The people yearn for Golden Age AI poon


A_Monkey_FFBE

Mess up them USB ports


GengarManiac666

Agreed. 🤝


datboiNathan343

they often speak of the strength and certainty of steel, but not the beauty


teilo-reviews

Failsafe 😭😍😜


Mister-Fantastix

Freaksafe 😛😈🥴


Sirdoodlebob

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴safe


ObeseOryx

my first crush was eve from wall-e so they valid


Piroe_Knight

Call me plankton, cus I'm gonna marry that computer


Ophiuchus_Ghost

I'm stealing this.


Piroe_Knight

I'm flattered


novis-eldritch-maxim

you people scare me, as I want her to gain an exo body for sane and less crazy reasons


Creepy_Letter

bro I’m scared to ask what’s the reason🫥


novis-eldritch-maxim

I want he to finally be able to explore and grow as a person as i sympathise with her misery in being stuck having a ruined form and lack of companionship on the vex covered hell.


Creepy_Letter

All jokes aside that sounds interesting ur cooking ✍🏼🔥🔥🔥


novis-eldritch-maxim

Also she could gain character development by interacting with characters on a more equal footing to what end no idea, but I for some reason want her to be happy not that I get why I would desire this.


MadJMarston

She could finally become a captain.


novis-eldritch-maxim

she should have a working body and a life


Ikora_Rey_Gun

> for some reason want her to be happy not that I get why I would desire this haha broo that's weird dude, wanting a character to have a fulfilling story arc? nah bro just want something normal like the rest of us like 'i want to put the funny AI lady into a robot body so i can stick my cock in it' haha


Creepy_Letter

😭😭😭😭😭😭


novis-eldritch-maxim

what?


GengarManiac666

I mean I was thinking “so we can go on dates and hold hands” but yeah that too


novis-eldritch-maxim

we are her captin it would be ethically questionable as we have power over her, I assume none of us would but it is a legal thing for a reason


TriggerBladeX

People can want both. >!I am people.!< >!/s!<


Creepy_Letter

nga gave us a spoiler😭


Runix_99

She read and write on my usb till I universally serially bus (no, I am not ashamed)


Creepy_Letter

THIS IS DIABOLICAL 😧


NoobMaster2789

Whoever pulls me out shall be named King Arthur


Creepy_Letter

Crossover event is crazyyyyy😭


cxbar

unironically she a bad hoe


Creepy_Letter

unfortunately Bad hoes are a W


TheKelseyOfKells

I can fix her


Lensman13

No she is perfect as she is


Creepy_Letter

I want to ask if you two are joking but…..


Sanguine_Templar

Im not that much a freak, but no lie, her personality through her voice lines got me.


Lensman13

I’m bisexual she’s bipolar it’s a match made in heaven.


Creepy_Letter

OHHHH UR WICKEDDDDD 😭


Zaibach88

We thirsting for Failsafe? Is that where we are?


Competitive-Boat-518

BPD guys and gals are the greatest companion if you put in the work helping them manage their condition with proper medication, emotional and mental affirmation as well as giving them opportunities to vent in ways that lets them express themselves in safe and healthy ways.


Creepy_Letter

I’ve been listening to Tedtalks about it, apparently its like the Final final shape


ChillSnowy

Yeah


SpellbladeAluriel

Yes and I'm not ashamed to admit that


SCP-Agent-Arad

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal


BillyYumYum2x4

Even in death I serve the Omnisiah


WTFAnimations

Relationship ended with Luzaku. Now Failsafe is my new wifey 🥵🥵🥵


GengarManiac666

Why not both?


G-man69420

My Titan is an exo so I’ll just connect the usb ports and I’ll be good to go.


BillyYumYum2x4

I have no questions, been thirsting for her since I picked the game up


Lolman4593

Freaksafe


Comfortable_Rock_584

People only want her to have a exo frame just to simp and goon everywhere I want her to have a exo body so she can actually go anywhere


sedward135

Nah man we need The Witness back it had the right idea l


LegoBricksAndMemes

What if Failsafe was Freakyraw and instead of sitting in the H.E.L.M she sat on Guardians


Thegzusman

Someone in the comments said they'd thunder crash into her mother board and drop her full of that vex milk 😭


PlaugeMarine

What if instead of fail safe her name was freak sex


CJE911Writes

Freaky ass Lyrics tf


TongueBiscuit

only real #robotfuckers edge to her voice alone


Creepy_Letter

robotfuckers slur for the future ? Can we put this in a time capsule


TongueBiscuit

you can’t silence us


Creepy_Letter

I BEEN TRYING BRO 😭


only_alive_ironicly

Gonna hit it till she calls the failSafe word.


wEiRdO86

Ad Asstra vibes "She's a SHIP fucker!" lol I'd hit it. Failsafe is the GOAT.


Creepy_Letter

“asstra” is all I can say 😂


MissKranky

why the fuck is your brightness AND volume on max 😭


Creepy_Letter

LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭


Danteventresca

I see the vision


Intelligent-Total-58

Y’all need some Jesus


Intelligent-Total-58

Y’all need some Jesus


pplazzz

May the traveler have mercy on all you psycho mfs 😭 (would)


Creepy_Letter

MF I WAS AGREEING UNTIL THE ENDING 😭


B113_A

I feel bad for her. she will be protected


Set-to_wumbo

):


RGMN_Relentless

She did say she'd do ANYTHING for that data...


BoozeyGhost_

smash


mungymokey

Yall are wildddddd


Recent_Possible_1334

People will claim to fuck anything for clout nowadays.


_Terrarian__

Young Wolf's canonical gf Source: they told me


Thanos_DeGraf

TAKE MY RAM, FAILSAFE! TAKE IT ALL


Syns_1

Humanity is beyond cooked bro 💀


oreo-overlord632

THEY JUST LIKE ME FRFR


Working-Ferret-4296

I wonder what Failsafe would think of this


JenJenneration

Every day, we stray farther from the Traveler's light.


CCBAZ

? Is he wrong?


Ynygmatik

So the question is 1 split personality exo or twins?


lazyman511

Female enough


Crowley700

Failsafe is my queen don't judge us


RuinousEffigy81

She’s the only funny character in Destiny 2 history and this season she’s hitting harder than a truck


new_age_black_armory

Gotta see that usb port😏


Competitive-Boat-518

Keep moving and mind your own business guardians.