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Approved document M requires ramps to have a max flight length of 10m for a 1:15 gradient or 5m for up to 1:12 (which is the steepest a ramp is allowed to be). If the site itself has a high enough change in elevation from street level to the front door then that might be the only technically compliant ramp arrangement. I couldn't tell for sure though since I can't tell the levels from this photo alone
Let me guess.
4 bed house 3 of which are occupied by cats and stacks of newspapers from 30 years ago and 1 by an 89 year old who’s spouse died 10 years ago.
They refuse to downsize to something smaller and more suitable to their limited mobility, because they don’t want to lose ‘the memories’, but Alzheimer’s is seeing to that already, and their unbearable twatish offspring have insisted the council install this contraption instead.
Meanwhile a family with 3 kids are squeezing themselves into a 2 bed flat down the road.
It's not for a 89 year old, [it was for a 12-year-old girl](https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-howard-shamed-angry-mum-20867594). Not saying it's well-designed, but the image caption makes it sound worse than the truth
> They refuse to downsize
That's the key point.
They refuse to move but the council still have a legal duty of care, so they're forced to pay out thousands for installations like this.
I'm aware of its significance.
I'm just surprised it's still there in its original incarnation. It was the ride that manned me up, I was terrified when I first rode it, but after the first ride, I wanted to ride it again.
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When you're wheelchair bound and can't even get a fastpass into yer own gaff.
I mean I understand it possibly being too steep going straight but surely this is a bit much
You could do that in 2 rotations at worst, surely
Approved document M requires ramps to have a max flight length of 10m for a 1:15 gradient or 5m for up to 1:12 (which is the steepest a ramp is allowed to be). If the site itself has a high enough change in elevation from street level to the front door then that might be the only technically compliant ramp arrangement. I couldn't tell for sure though since I can't tell the levels from this photo alone
They would have made it compliant. Its the council. They can't take short cuts.
Looks like they've taken a longcut in this situation.
Exactly this, but at what point was it not easier to dig out and install a lift..
Lifts have to be maintained, ive definitly seen more broken outdoor people lifts in my life than I've ever seen functional ones
This guy ramps
Assuming it's real. (probably isn't) Could be a private company padding their bill before they hand it off to the council.
Maybe she’s a popular ride and worth the wait?
Tremendous.
On the left you can see the fast pass gate for rich bastards and those Make a Wish queue jumpers.
Christ on a cracker man
The councils summed up in one image
If they put half the effort into the roads as they did this ramp
Needed to use up the budget at the end of the year
Donkey kong, the last level
Nan in a robe with a ciggie rolling obese Malteses at you
Yeah, we'll have that!
Not my proudest.
Easy fackin THPS 1,000,000+ combo
I don't mean to be an anorak but this is 10 years old and some greasy fucking bin dipper has reposted it for likes
Let me guess. 4 bed house 3 of which are occupied by cats and stacks of newspapers from 30 years ago and 1 by an 89 year old who’s spouse died 10 years ago. They refuse to downsize to something smaller and more suitable to their limited mobility, because they don’t want to lose ‘the memories’, but Alzheimer’s is seeing to that already, and their unbearable twatish offspring have insisted the council install this contraption instead. Meanwhile a family with 3 kids are squeezing themselves into a 2 bed flat down the road.
It's not for a 89 year old, [it was for a 12-year-old girl](https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-howard-shamed-angry-mum-20867594). Not saying it's well-designed, but the image caption makes it sound worse than the truth
Well there you go. By the time she’s 15 she’s going to have fucking strong arms.
>*3 of which are occupied by cats and stacks of newspapers from 30 years ago* I see you've visited me old mum, nice of you!
> They refuse to downsize That's the key point. They refuse to move but the council still have a legal duty of care, so they're forced to pay out thousands for installations like this.
I get what you're saying, but Alzheimer's is horrific, and uprooting people from their comfort zone is extremely distressing
Maybe if councils were allowed to build more council houses, we wouldn't need to turf people out of their houses.
There’s a sopranos joke in here somewhere
You're gonna build Beansie that fuckin' ramp. Ritchie: Oh I'll build him a fuckin' ramp....
Just put a fucking lift instead. Cant be more pricey than the 10 tons of steel they used for this maze
Prevent junk mail with this one easy hack
We still are. We love a queue.
Hope she’s got fast travel unlocked.
Knock down ginger, level 2.
Nana's learning how to zig zag whether she wants to or not
I bet he just ordered a fridge and a new mattress.
What council even has the money to build something like that?
Hold up, the Pepsi Max still exists?
The massive record breaking rollercoaster that still dominates the skyline of Blackpool, aye mate.
I'm aware of its significance. I'm just surprised it's still there in its original incarnation. It was the ride that manned me up, I was terrified when I first rode it, but after the first ride, I wanted to ride it again.
Pepsi max? Eh?
Coke Zero for contrarians
 It’s Mick hucknalls gaff.
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A rollercoaster. Known as the big one now. A British icon reduced to a shite name.
If you don’t know, you’re not truly British
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I thought I could hear a didgeridoo and some pockets bein picked.
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Oh yeah he was making fun of your nationality. Australia is the only remaining country we are allowed to make fun of.
Australians aren't a race
This is good . . . . I like it because I hate it . . . . You are fortunate to see this . . . .
why didnt they make it go in a straight line.. they fucking hate your nan 
Pretty much sums up Britain.
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