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Grindr’s the place to be m8, we have ~~Prince~~ King Charlie - looking for some fun because old Camilla is refusing to give him a a wee blow on the old Reginald.
It everyone future except Green and Pleasant mods as pubs are run by landlords and that leads to them throwing a tantrum that even babies get embarrassed by
no just the first one. kind of lost the plot a bit so Parlement went against him in the Civil war. turned out to be a bit crazy themselves so the brough his sone back in a slightly reduced state of power.
2nd one was FAR better tho did a bit of trolling on his death bed and triggerd a massive coup after death
considering this is a GAMER king. can't wait to see the tomfoolery he's got in store
Yeah I know Cromwell was an arsehole, which is why we bought the royal family back haha. I just get mixed up with all the numbers, at least there was only 2 Elizabeth’s xD
It feels like such an IRL shitpost to say we have a king
Like we're in the fucking middle ages or something
"The Queen." I didn't like her but everyone knew who she was. Even people in the mountains of China knew "The Queen"
Who the fuck is King Charles, he's not "The King"
i think you gonna be dissapointed in not that long time. Lizzy did take her time and the old Charlie is fit enough to just watch telly and enjoy chippies while havin fun on cholesterol rollercoster innit
have the english no respect for their new head of the empire? (what's left of the empire, actually). srsly i'm asking. i have no idea how the ye wanna get shaaanked ppl feel about this sit.
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The dude who just lost a job he’d had for like 60 years, the former Prince of Wales
Does he at least get to retire now?
Nah he got a new one. Always on that grind 💪🔥🔥🔥
If I knew he was on grinder I would have never bothered with tinder…
Grindr’s the place to be m8, we have ~~Prince~~ King Charlie - looking for some fun because old Camilla is refusing to give him a a wee blow on the old Reginald.
This surely will have repercussions on the whaling industry
Does this mean that the Welsh will stop fucking livestocks?
Are you kidding? It means the new PoW gets to turn up to livestock shows now with two pairs of wellies, Velcro gloves and Vaseline!
Queen had a sex change.
Camilla's tampon
King Charles Spaniel.
Of course! You can tell by the big floppy ears.
Charlie the spaniard?
that man in the pub who engages in drunk convosation with you in the toliet whilst singing sweet caroline
This is my future
It everyone future except Green and Pleasant mods as pubs are run by landlords and that leads to them throwing a tantrum that even babies get embarrassed by
He's the bloody Queen of England
Charles E. Cheese
Prince Charles innit
Oi king sausage fingers
Walter White if Hank went for a piss instead of shit
The guy from spitting image
The man who could trigger r/greenandpleasant just with his existence alone.
Makes him based by default.
Cope Monarchist
MAKE WAY FOR THE KINGS GUARD
Hopefully they do a better job of keeping the king alive
King sausage fingers the 1st, seriously google prince Charles fingers.
I bet camilla loves those fingers
Kid named Charles finger:
Prince Charles fingers who?
The Unbeheaded, Unrestored King Charles
That’s a point, didn’t we cut the head off the second King Charles?
no just the first one. kind of lost the plot a bit so Parlement went against him in the Civil war. turned out to be a bit crazy themselves so the brough his sone back in a slightly reduced state of power. 2nd one was FAR better tho did a bit of trolling on his death bed and triggerd a massive coup after death considering this is a GAMER king. can't wait to see the tomfoolery he's got in store
Yeah I know Cromwell was an arsehole, which is why we bought the royal family back haha. I just get mixed up with all the numbers, at least there was only 2 Elizabeth’s xD
Could have been worse. There was speculation he'd take the throne as George VII
Charles II really didn’t give any fucks
As king I must admit he broke the wedding rules. But who cares when he brought back the Crown Jewels
Small table hater.
best answer I've seen
David Cameron
Carl Marks?
Seize the means of [insert clever joke relating to Prince Charles here]
Something something Camilla and tampons
Bernie Winters?
The missing link between humans and apes
Diana’s ex-husband
It feels like such an IRL shitpost to say we have a king Like we're in the fucking middle ages or something "The Queen." I didn't like her but everyone knew who she was. Even people in the mountains of China knew "The Queen" Who the fuck is King Charles, he's not "The King"
Augusto Pinochet
A grieving son 😢
Charlie King
the new Dr. Who
Emperor Palpatine
Nonce lover
bedroom weary march angle spotted bored nail plucky chop absorbed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
King Charles (shown with head attached)
The un elected head of state
The man who no longer has an aircraft carrier named after him.
The oldest living direct descendant of the family with the most violent army 🤷♂️
King Charles III, may he live forever.
i think you gonna be dissapointed in not that long time. Lizzy did take her time and the old Charlie is fit enough to just watch telly and enjoy chippies while havin fun on cholesterol rollercoster innit
Old dude
The artist formerly known as Prince
Some guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a tampon
Charlie Dick Fingers.
That’s the American president, Joe Biden.
queen elizabeth
Dumbo
It’s Jimmy Savile’s friend and enabler.
Lord of the Nonces
Wrong prince!
Johnny English
Jeremy Crobbins!
Wallace
Not queen Elizabeth II
King Chazza 🫡🇬🇧 God save the King
Joe biden
Emperor palpatine
Cockwomble extraordinaire
The guy recently promoted to general manager
A loser
King lord fingey chubbeth, defender of all nonces, protector of all things sosig
That’s Dave.
Reptilian offspring 🦎
Chaz init.
That's Andrew the pedo's brother.
have the english no respect for their new head of the empire? (what's left of the empire, actually). srsly i'm asking. i have no idea how the ye wanna get shaaanked ppl feel about this sit.
I respect him as much as I'd respect any other random bloke I'd never met
Ye
Prince of the nonces.
Nah you’re thinking of his brother
Yeah he both serves and rules over his brother.
Someone taking cash from Bin Laden’s family
Disrespectful post, absolutely disgusting
Thank you
James?
Steven Toast’s posh older brother
King Chuck
right
Useless
Chuck
Frank Garrett
Queen Charles
HM
The God-Emperor of humanity.
King Chunk
Gamer Boy Charlie
that’s big charlie boy
King Charles III
80s sitcom Charles In Charge.
The only Charles who's getting a title this year
Gareth
The Queen's son
It’s a 73 year old man who finally got a job
Rear admiral bumchafe
It’s Queen Lizzie’s new form, she’s a time lord.
My grandad on the annual st george's dress up day at his care home
Her Majesty Quing Charles
A good man.
The Royal formerly known as Prince.
THE 1 GRIT MATE
Charlie, 73
The guy who will be on the money for the next 2 years
King sausage fingers
Queen Charles
King Arthur
Heisenburger
The king
The greatest legal mind I ever knew
Stanley Johnson
waiting world champion 79 year recors
Sausage fingers.
smartest uk fella
Big Ears
Zaphod is just this guy, you know?
not the queen
King Charles fat fingers
King Elliot, congrats on his transition
The old guy that finally landed a job.
On one hand he is terrible, on the other hand he triggers green and pleasant
That is Large Charles.
Our Chazzer