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S-T-A-B_Barney

The dude who just lost a job he’d had for like 60 years, the former Prince of Wales


[deleted]

Does he at least get to retire now?


JafacakesPro

Nah he got a new one. Always on that grind 💪🔥🔥🔥


CptCrabmeat

If I knew he was on grinder I would have never bothered with tinder…


PyroPeep

Grindr’s the place to be m8, we have ~~Prince~~ King Charlie - looking for some fun because old Camilla is refusing to give him a a wee blow on the old Reginald.


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

This surely will have repercussions on the whaling industry


AmogusCrazySex

Does this mean that the Welsh will stop fucking livestocks?


S-T-A-B_Barney

Are you kidding? It means the new PoW gets to turn up to livestock shows now with two pairs of wellies, Velcro gloves and Vaseline!


Glittering_Rabbit_32

Queen had a sex change.


Demonspongebob2

Camilla's tampon


ARiftErc

King Charles Spaniel.


[deleted]

Of course! You can tell by the big floppy ears.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Charlie the spaniard?


LordWellesley22

that man in the pub who engages in drunk convosation with you in the toliet whilst singing sweet caroline


PyroPeep

This is my future


LordWellesley22

It everyone future except Green and Pleasant mods as pubs are run by landlords and that leads to them throwing a tantrum that even babies get embarrassed by


Careor_Nomen

He's the bloody Queen of England


Ascended___Sleeper

Charles E. Cheese


Alexander-is-pissed

Prince Charles innit


farterson999

Oi king sausage fingers


BasicArcher3769

Walter White if Hank went for a piss instead of shit


[deleted]

The guy from spitting image


[deleted]

The man who could trigger r/greenandpleasant just with his existence alone.


Victor-Tallmen

Makes him based by default.


NotSquerdle

Cope Monarchist


NuclearLlama72

MAKE WAY FOR THE KINGS GUARD


NotSquerdle

Hopefully they do a better job of keeping the king alive


Longjumping-Music540

King sausage fingers the 1st, seriously google prince Charles fingers.


Zakarus97

I bet camilla loves those fingers


[deleted]

Kid named Charles finger:


PyroPeep

Prince Charles fingers who?


Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy

The Unbeheaded, Unrestored King Charles


[deleted]

That’s a point, didn’t we cut the head off the second King Charles?


ELITElewis123

no just the first one. kind of lost the plot a bit so Parlement went against him in the Civil war. turned out to be a bit crazy themselves so the brough his sone back in a slightly reduced state of power. 2nd one was FAR better tho did a bit of trolling on his death bed and triggerd a massive coup after death considering this is a GAMER king. can't wait to see the tomfoolery he's got in store


[deleted]

Yeah I know Cromwell was an arsehole, which is why we bought the royal family back haha. I just get mixed up with all the numbers, at least there was only 2 Elizabeth’s xD


drunken-acolyte

Could have been worse. There was speculation he'd take the throne as George VII


sangeli

Charles II really didn’t give any fucks


ELITElewis123

As king I must admit he broke the wedding rules. But who cares when he brought back the Crown Jewels


CrispyOrcishDelights

Small table hater.


ELITElewis123

best answer I've seen


asparagusputin

David Cameron


Shiddydixx

Carl Marks?


PyroPeep

Seize the means of [insert clever joke relating to Prince Charles here]


NuclearLlama72

Something something Camilla and tampons


0DTEFlexing

Bernie Winters?


bradfly72

The missing link between humans and apes


H_Skittles

Diana’s ex-husband


[deleted]

It feels like such an IRL shitpost to say we have a king Like we're in the fucking middle ages or something "The Queen." I didn't like her but everyone knew who she was. Even people in the mountains of China knew "The Queen" Who the fuck is King Charles, he's not "The King"


Gladorix

Augusto Pinochet


Riddlie_

A grieving son 😢


Mred80

Charlie King


mda63

the new Dr. Who


DipplyReloaded

Emperor Palpatine


OsamaBinSmokinThatM4

Nonce lover


[deleted]

bedroom weary march angle spotted bored nail plucky chop absorbed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


sangeli

King Charles (shown with head attached)


Frizz1955

The un elected head of state


TomSurman

The man who no longer has an aircraft carrier named after him.


portlandlad123

The oldest living direct descendant of the family with the most violent army 🤷‍♂️


immediately_please

King Charles III, may he live forever.


wont_play_asturias

i think you gonna be dissapointed in not that long time. Lizzy did take her time and the old Charlie is fit enough to just watch telly and enjoy chippies while havin fun on cholesterol rollercoster innit


Upstairs_Permit_2823

Old dude


raquetracket

The artist formerly known as Prince


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Some guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a tampon


Voodoo_People78

Charlie Dick Fingers.


[deleted]

That’s the American president, Joe Biden.


Xymtrollio

queen elizabeth


jutsu_gamer

Dumbo


FakeeshaNamerstein

It’s Jimmy Savile’s friend and enabler.


TheAssholeExcavator

Lord of the Nonces


pawlu31

Wrong prince!


disasterpiece9

Johnny English


LooselyBasedOnGod

Jeremy Crobbins!


kidfrom15

Wallace


Electronic-Machine57

Not queen Elizabeth II


BigMoistMunder

King Chazza 🫡🇬🇧 God save the King


Ema661

Joe biden


[deleted]

Emperor palpatine


DimonaBoy

Cockwomble extraordinaire


Stuxnet510

The guy recently promoted to general manager


lew9618

A loser


CrackMonkey15

King lord fingey chubbeth, defender of all nonces, protector of all things sosig


[deleted]

That’s Dave.


[deleted]

Reptilian offspring 🦎


srdgbychkncsr

Chaz init.


TheJoshGriffith

That's Andrew the pedo's brother.


wont_play_asturias

have the english no respect for their new head of the empire? (what's left of the empire, actually). srsly i'm asking. i have no idea how the ye wanna get shaaanked ppl feel about this sit.


mda63

I respect him as much as I'd respect any other random bloke I'd never met


[deleted]

Ye


DankWizard92

Prince of the nonces.


[deleted]

Nah you’re thinking of his brother


DankWizard92

Yeah he both serves and rules over his brother.


Open-Click955

Someone taking cash from Bin Laden’s family


[deleted]

Disrespectful post, absolutely disgusting


[deleted]

Thank you


local_milk_dealer

James?


ZestyItalian2

Steven Toast’s posh older brother


Greentextbo

King Chuck


Kuroi4Shi

right


Mr_Alberto_

Useless


speedyfaux69

Chuck


RickWrightsCrackpipe

Frank Garrett


JubreakitJabawdit

Queen Charles


MadsFanBoyUwU

HM


noonereadsthisstuff

The God-Emperor of humanity.


SeeItOnVHS

King Chunk


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Gamer Boy Charlie


BrilliantTasty

that’s big charlie boy


XenoTechnian

King Charles III


Artm1562

80s sitcom Charles In Charge.


KiwiGaming02

The only Charles who's getting a title this year


bhison

Gareth


DEEP_OCTOPUS

The Queen's son


Admiral-snackbaa

It’s a 73 year old man who finally got a job


tyedon

Rear admiral bumchafe


rich97

It’s Queen Lizzie’s new form, she’s a time lord.


EthleBert

My grandad on the annual st george's dress up day at his care home


AndrewStephenGames

Her Majesty Quing Charles


PruskiUK

A good man.


Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy

The Royal formerly known as Prince.


Sergietor756

THE 1 GRIT MATE


provenzal

Charlie, 73


octofeline

The guy who will be on the money for the next 2 years


Mark_Master1

King sausage fingers


Jamesifer

Queen Charles


MrMichaelsDX

King Arthur


massiveboy6

Heisenburger


MR-StrawBerry13

The king


[deleted]

The greatest legal mind I ever knew


how_do_i_reddit14

Stanley Johnson


[deleted]

waiting world champion 79 year recors


[deleted]

Sausage fingers.


true-kirin

smartest uk fella


[deleted]

Big Ears


MallowedHalls

Zaphod is just this guy, you know?


Comprehensive-Ebb22

not the queen


Gone_off_milk_

King Charles fat fingers


ComfyCat1312

King Elliot, congrats on his transition


jazmoley

The old guy that finally landed a job.


xXdontshootmeXx

On one hand he is terrible, on the other hand he triggers green and pleasant


JimboTheSquid

That is Large Charles.


Effective_Juice_9452

Our Chazzer