i'm not really okay with the split, but the fact that we didn't lose WC ground at least is a huge relief. now we have to fucking play boston again oh god.
I won. 90.90 - 78.02. Neither of us have guys playing, tonight. Although, Danny Woodhead got injured. Fuck. I have Rivers as QB. When Woodhead catches passes, it's like I double dip.
Thank you, O's!!! Just got back from dropping my boy off after a stressful 3 1/2 hour trip in the nyc subways, a trip that should have been an hour but because someone decided blow shit up in the city last night, the trains are a wreck.. so awesome to come home and see the boys take the lead. And what a jack!!
:(
The way the Dolphins played in the second half shows that they can be a good team when they put it together, but the fact is we're 0-2 with close losses to arguably the best two teams in football.
The part of my family that likes baseball is from Maryland. The part that likes football is from Florida.
So I cheer for the Dolphins and O's, but also for the Redskins and Braves. It's weird.
Not OP, but same fanhood.
I've lived in Maryland my whole life, so O's. But I'm also Cuban and have a lot of family in Miami, so we've been a Dolphins family since the 70s.
I need to get an orange royal cape and scepter to wear to October games.
No jinxing.
Is it a jinx if I've been thinking about it since the start of the season? Real question.
Maybe we coulda had an easier path there, if at all.
#THE KING STAY THE KING
#The King is Unfailiable! Let's Go O's! Hell of a win!
#NEVER DOUBTED HIM #LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm not really okay with the split, but the fact that we didn't lose WC ground at least is a huge relief. now we have to fucking play boston again oh god.
Winning record for the season!!!!!!
#IBELIEVEDANDWEWON
#WIN COLUMN!
And exhale, again. JEEZ. But: #OLD BAY TIME !!!!!!
BOTH OF MY TEAMS WON!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
#45/45 #OLD BAY COLUMN #SHAKE THE TWO L'S OFF AND SWEEP THE GODDAMN SOX #LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
Britton's a fuckin ice cube
###YES WE WON A GAME MILEY STARTED THANK YOU
Granted, he got injured before he imploded.
YEEEEESSSS. My god that was stressful
#OLD BAY COLUMN
#WIN COLUMN THANK YOU JEEBUS
Old Bayed that one!!!
Jays game is being delayed by a swarm of bees on the field.
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEE JAYS
Even bees despise them
Sting those fuckers! Go BEEEES!!!!
OH DEAR LORD
LOL
Is joba pitching?!
C'mon, Zach.
who the fuck hits .385 against the king
Cmon bb. You got this
Dude forgot to bench his injured TE in fantasy. I may have a shot.
that's convenient. who else you got in play?
I won. 90.90 - 78.02. Neither of us have guys playing, tonight. Although, Danny Woodhead got injured. Fuck. I have Rivers as QB. When Woodhead catches passes, it's like I double dip.
Big K. And no doubt about it. SSSIIITTT.
That was a fucking pitch.
here's some #pessimism i think the rays are gonna score, they just fucking love to be the little dickholes they are
thank fuck go away rays and never come back
That's just a fact lol
God I need this win. Football let me down and fantasy football is letting me down. I really need something to go right.
Classic Zach
Britton hittable recently
That as a lucky hit though
Only by Souza.
Oh for ... JUST CANNOT MAKE IT EASY ... A DAMN WP ....
CAN WE NOT TODAY ORIOLES
Please don't do this. Pls
First blown save coming up
DAMN
The ball wasn't hit hard? Lol it was a one bounce quick chop to Britton Palmer. Good throw and school already there makes 2 a possibility. Just saying
Leave it to the Rays to threaten to end it
Oh no! My cable froze right before that. I was terrified something awful happened and Comcast was saving me from seeing it.
my FIOS did the same thing :/
good play Zach
I bet Souza was happy and surprised how easy that was after last night..
Rays Just roll over and take it already. Maybe next year. Let us have this one
This weekend has been the absolute worst for all my teams. Just finish me off Zach. We're gonna lose aren't we
Rooting for the wrong teams far as I can tell.
Orioles Pitching keeping it exciting.
just fucking stop, rays STOP
Souza has Britton tagged. Maybe the only guy in baseball who does.
How so? That was his first hit off him and he also has 3 K's
He made Britton throw 12 pitchers the other night.
I know, it was a great at bat. Hardly makes him 'the only one to have him pegged' lol
ah shit
Okay Zach, Let's just get save 45 and not give me another thrombosis like Friday .
NOT. I said NOT.
Just can't make this an easy, relaxing endi- Oh, right. Britton. I forgot that some sports teams can finish games *sobs*
Thank you, O's!!! Just got back from dropping my boy off after a stressful 3 1/2 hour trip in the nyc subways, a trip that should have been an hour but because someone decided blow shit up in the city last night, the trains are a wreck.. so awesome to come home and see the boys take the lead. And what a jack!!
Hey, glad you and your family are 👌 😊
Thank you!! This was kinda minor. Relatively speaking in 'terror attack' terms I suppose, lol
Yeah but it still sucks and I never like hearing that any of us could be affected. I'm happy that it was just an inconvenience for you guys.
Hardest part is convincing his mama that it might be time to peace on out of this country.
I wonder in a 9 inning game just how many times is it possible to have a runner on 3B with less than 2 outs and STRAND HIM ?????
idk but the birds are pushing some sort of new scientific territory here
9
Funny, seems like they've done it 10 or 11 times today .... smh
Math checks out
This L is what you get for not throwing those kids the ball last night. Okay, they were whiney as crap.
smdh fam
Ravens come back, Orioles compared back.. Good fucking day!
Well, though it wasn't deep enough, at least Jonny hit it.
Strike my butthole.
damn it
Schoop man. You and jonesy...it's bad
Hey, at least he hit it! More than you can say for the pathetic AB by Jones.
schoop is gonna schoop so hard here
FUCKIN A RIGHT JUST PUT IT IN THE AIR JONNY
Luvin this guy Garton.
Cmon, guys, extend the inning a bit, Zach needs warmup time.
# WE MASHIN FAM.
Told you Crush was waiting....
I am 100% on board with September CD!
Welcome back buddy. Retakes the MLB HR lead with 43!
Retakes? From who? Was it Dozier?
Dozier tied him up for a minute at 42.
WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE? #INSURANCE
#Orange you glad I didn't say KEIRMAIER?
Davis learned how to baseball... uh oh!!!!
I kinda like this new rays pitcher
I think Palmer just came about 3x
Palmer "Game far from being over".... WRONG: It's over
I remember those guys.
OFFENSE AWAKENS
My man wins games.
Trumbo wins the game, Britton in to the 9th, GAME OVER!!!
YO DUDE COOL IT
Trumbo came to Bumbo and chew bubblegum. And he's all outta bubblegum.
I think Palmer just came about 3x
TRUMBO JACKSON STRIKES AGAIN!
#WELL THAT FIXED IT, TY TRUMBO !!!
#I BUMBO #YOU BUMBO #HE/SHE BUMBOS
Got a Trumbonerrrrr
#USERNAME #ACCURATE #MOTHERFUCKERS
fuCKING DEMOLISHED THAT BALL'S FAMILY IN MOURNINIG RIGHT NOW #OH JESUS, TRUMBO
BAH GAWD THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY STAWP THE DAMN GAME
Hehe Trumbooooo
Trumbo is bae ❤️
#TRUMBOOOOO #JUMBOOOOOO
WOOOO!! And with Britton, that's basically a walk off.
Thank you LAWD!
## TRUMBO JUMBO BUMBO
#TRUMBO BUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what a well timed bumbo
#BUMBOS.COM
Register that domain!
TRUMBO BUMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BIGGEST BUMBO OF THE YEAR
Dammit. Just missed a double dong day.
Trumbo
Saw on the recap commercial thing that Manny was bombarded by sunflower seeds when he got back to the dugout. KIM STRIKES AGAIN
I wish the clips didn't cut out so early
Serial downvoter alert.
AKA Jays fan alert.
It's pretty bad when they make themselves look scummier than Boston or New York fans.
#BRA BRAC
I can't decide if this is great pitching today or shitty hitting.
Yes.
HUGE K.
Yo. Where's the fucking fire, kiermaier?
the heck Brad
I take it back
My heart can't handle being an O's/Dolphins fan.
:( The way the Dolphins played in the second half shows that they can be a good team when they put it together, but the fact is we're 0-2 with close losses to arguably the best two teams in football.
How does that even happen? (Apologies if you've answered this before)
The part of my family that likes baseball is from Maryland. The part that likes football is from Florida. So I cheer for the Dolphins and O's, but also for the Redskins and Braves. It's weird.
That sounds stressful
Not OP, but same fanhood. I've lived in Maryland my whole life, so O's. But I'm also Cuban and have a lot of family in Miami, so we've been a Dolphins family since the 70s.
Kims L vs R stats. Pretty much no Lefty data. http://imgur.com/2RTfSqS
Exactly. That's why you can't reasonably say that he's not good against lefties. We just don't know.
I don't think he hit lefties well in Korea either
he hit lefties very well in Korea, as a matter of fact, he hit over .300 vs lefties than righties in the KBO and also in the international tournaments
Then I'm either misremembering or Joe was wrong. I just remember him saying something about it when discussing when they'd play Alvarez vs Kim
Do you have any source for that or are you just saying things?
I vaguely remember Joe Angel mentioning it early in the season.
I will say, he hacks way more when he's up against lefties.
4 walks and 1 HBP, in only 18 ABs. Wouldn't exactly call that hacking.
Yeah, I meant from an eye test. Not enough data to say much.
hey wordddd Manny tied it up! I should take my dog to the river more often
You know the rules. Go back to the river at the bottom of the inning.
And tell him don't forget to take the dog with him.
but I'm so tired
Rules is rules.
HA
This failure with runner on 3rd and less than 2 out thing is about to make everyone on here scream ... getting so WAY OLD.
I must be very old. I am considering an $800 sofa because it has a USB port.
USB ports are quite useful.
Damn. My couch was more than that and had no USB port. I say go for it. You're getting a deal
Couch we're looking at for our new house is $1500 and has no USB port
fug
ya, that went well.
i don't really like this stubbs pickup as much /:
LOB: too damn many
Swing the fucking bat dude
ikr
One guy swings at 3 straight out of the zone, the other watches the strikes go right by.
I can see it now: Game 7 of the World Series, bottom of the 9th, down by 1, bases loaded with no outs. 3 straight Ks swinging.
Suicide squeeze tie game. Another suicide squeeze walkoff.
I'll take it
Can we stop fucking coddling Kim?
Does Kim not hit lefties well? Why would you replace the .310 hitter with a .247 hitter?
He doesn't
Based on what? The minuscule sample size of ABs we've seen this year?
We don't know if he does, because Buck never lets him try.
oh my god I'm so excited to see everyone blame us losing on buck because he took kim out here
I mean, it wouldn't be wrong...
Move, counter move. Buck's always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter, who builds stairs.
Vintage playoff AJ there
Painful but true
WHAT THE FUCK JONES
Adam is a demigod, but not exactly clutch.
Oh look, we screwed it up. Pls Kim
JJ on third is not great for sac fly opporunities.
LOL, my heavens, AJ ... a foot outside.
There were no strikes thrown in that sequence.
I do realize that. But the last one was truly pathetic.
jesus jones that was fucking pitiful
Unbelievable
this team is so anti-clutch jesus