Just standing by whilst one hero does all the work?
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I like to think Jan tried to get Wanda to get a more modern hairdo once, and Wanda hexed Hank Pym into his disassociative identity disorder to teach her to mind her own business. She really had that weird beauty mannequin wig hairstyle for like 30 years 😅
If you're not familiar with Starfox, let me educate you:
He is well over 1000 years old, and is functionally immortal.
He is not a fox.
He has your standard suite of superpowers: super strength, speed, flight, durability, the usual.
He also has the unique ability to "stimulate pleasure in others." He does this passively, causing a general euphoria in those around him.
Of course, if he concentrates, he can amplify the effect. Causing pacification, sedation, or arousal. Yup, he makes you all horned up. This explains his real name, Eros.
Hes an Avenger.
He was sued for sexual misconduct and represented by She-Hulk, whom he'd previously had a romantic fling with. During the trial, he used his powers on her to make her fall in love with ~~him~~ the guy she was already dating. This lead to...some complications.
Hes Thanos' younger brother.
Hope this was informative and definitely didn't just leave you with more questions!
I started typing it up, then remembered how insane it got. One quick note, I was wrong about him making her fall in love with him. He made her fall in love with her boyfriend.
Anyways, here's a copy+paste from the Marvel Wiki.
"Shortly after aiding the Avengers against an insane Scarlet Witch, Starfox was captured by Thanos and implanted with false memories. Unaware anything had transpired, Starfox continued to adventure, visiting Earth and sharing a romantic fling with a married mother of three, Christina Garvey. One week later, Garvey took Starfox to court, claiming Eros had used his powers to take advantage of her. While being defended by She-Hulk, Starfox secretly used his powers on her after seeing her argue with her boyfriend, John Jameson, AKA Man-Wolf, causing her to fall in love with Jameson. She-Hulk’s power-mimicking co-worker Awesome Andy unwittingly copied Starfox’s abilities, keeping She-Hulk’s love in effect. After Elliot Kohl testified and feigned obsession with Starfox, Eros was placed in a holding cell under guard until he escaped, using his pleasure powers to get past Matt Hawk, AKA Two-Gun Kid, and the Guardsmen. She-Hulk attacked him, convinced that he had used his powers on her during their past one-night stand. Seeing Eros’ shabby treatment on Earth, Mentor and ISAAC teleported Eros back to Titan to undergo a Titanian mind-trial with the help of the telepathic Moondragon. Cosmic judges the Magistrati appointed their Earth agent, She-Hulk, to preside over the trial.
When She-Hulk called herself as a witness, Starfox confessed to using his powers in an effort to help her fix her relationship with Jameson (whom the lovestruck She-Hulk had
since married). A Thanos-clone soon arrived and testified, thinking himself the true Thanos, unaware he was executing the real Thanos’ plan, leading ISAAC to find Starfox guilty. Sensing trickery, She-Hulk had Moondragon place her mind within the Thanos clone’s mental plane, where she battled the clone until Starfox projected his own mind to her aid. The clone eventually left the battle to focus on the physical plane, where Stargod (the Godstone-empowered John Jameson) had attacked him. With the clone gone from the mental plane, Starfox revealed that he had not taken advantage of She-Hulk during their one-night stand together. The two heroes soon discovered how the true Thanos had manipulated Eros’ memories and returned to the physical plane, exposing and defeating the Thanos duplicate.
In light of the new evidence, Moondragon deduced that Thanos’ mind-wiping device had given Starfox brain damage, reducing his control over his pleasure power and causing his recent abuses of it. She then offered to permanently remove this power, an offer Eros gladly accepted given all the trouble his ability had caused of late. ISAAC then decreed that Starfox would restore his reputation by traveling to neighboring systems seeking forgiveness from the past victims of his uncontrolled powers. Before She-Hulk and Stargod returned to Earth, Starfox revealed that he had only used his powers on She-Hulk, proving that Jameson’s love of her was genuine."
That makes absolutely no sense. Like why would thanos the mad titan be allowed to testify wouldn’t they figure out he had ulterior motives, and how did she hulk know it was a fake Thanos, and if the clone thought it was the real thanos why would defeating it in mental combat reveal its a fake, and why does star fox care if shehulk and her boyfriend are in love enough to use his powers to ensure it, this whole thing just reeks of a bunch of writers not coordinating on where to take a character so one just made a super overcomplicated thing to completely absolve the character of everything the other writer made him do.
A long, twisty, crazy path that never even begins to resolve the question of whether there's an ethical way to use Eros's powers hahaa. I honestly like the ending of "too messy, let's get rid of them".
Wow. I r never seen star fox stand still. Always dashing around and and shining super fast in your face.
Just standing by whilst one hero does all the work? https://preview.redd.it/d8gk3kg85kwc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=b61bc3debe21562980eb534a5678d78a61f59fb6
It's kinda crazy that Starfox's powers are just rizz
I screenshot this exact frame the first time I read this. Totally relate.
Once you go She-Hulk, you never go back or she’ll break your back
Do barrel roll!
She wants him to get her Maximumoff
She wants to Max ‘im off, if ya know what I mean
Maximuff
Wanda's hair is disturbing.
I like to think Jan tried to get Wanda to get a more modern hairdo once, and Wanda hexed Hank Pym into his disassociative identity disorder to teach her to mind her own business. She really had that weird beauty mannequin wig hairstyle for like 30 years 😅
If you're not familiar with Starfox, let me educate you: He is well over 1000 years old, and is functionally immortal. He is not a fox. He has your standard suite of superpowers: super strength, speed, flight, durability, the usual. He also has the unique ability to "stimulate pleasure in others." He does this passively, causing a general euphoria in those around him. Of course, if he concentrates, he can amplify the effect. Causing pacification, sedation, or arousal. Yup, he makes you all horned up. This explains his real name, Eros. Hes an Avenger. He was sued for sexual misconduct and represented by She-Hulk, whom he'd previously had a romantic fling with. During the trial, he used his powers on her to make her fall in love with ~~him~~ the guy she was already dating. This lead to...some complications. Hes Thanos' younger brother. Hope this was informative and definitely didn't just leave you with more questions!
Damn he really went off the rails when slippy died
Wasn’t he in one of the end credits scenes?
Played by Harry Styles, no less
Yeah his powers come off pretty fucked up, kinda hoping they change it in the MCU for whenever he comes back.
Do a barrel roll.
How did the trial resolve?
I started typing it up, then remembered how insane it got. One quick note, I was wrong about him making her fall in love with him. He made her fall in love with her boyfriend. Anyways, here's a copy+paste from the Marvel Wiki. "Shortly after aiding the Avengers against an insane Scarlet Witch, Starfox was captured by Thanos and implanted with false memories. Unaware anything had transpired, Starfox continued to adventure, visiting Earth and sharing a romantic fling with a married mother of three, Christina Garvey. One week later, Garvey took Starfox to court, claiming Eros had used his powers to take advantage of her. While being defended by She-Hulk, Starfox secretly used his powers on her after seeing her argue with her boyfriend, John Jameson, AKA Man-Wolf, causing her to fall in love with Jameson. She-Hulk’s power-mimicking co-worker Awesome Andy unwittingly copied Starfox’s abilities, keeping She-Hulk’s love in effect. After Elliot Kohl testified and feigned obsession with Starfox, Eros was placed in a holding cell under guard until he escaped, using his pleasure powers to get past Matt Hawk, AKA Two-Gun Kid, and the Guardsmen. She-Hulk attacked him, convinced that he had used his powers on her during their past one-night stand. Seeing Eros’ shabby treatment on Earth, Mentor and ISAAC teleported Eros back to Titan to undergo a Titanian mind-trial with the help of the telepathic Moondragon. Cosmic judges the Magistrati appointed their Earth agent, She-Hulk, to preside over the trial. When She-Hulk called herself as a witness, Starfox confessed to using his powers in an effort to help her fix her relationship with Jameson (whom the lovestruck She-Hulk had since married). A Thanos-clone soon arrived and testified, thinking himself the true Thanos, unaware he was executing the real Thanos’ plan, leading ISAAC to find Starfox guilty. Sensing trickery, She-Hulk had Moondragon place her mind within the Thanos clone’s mental plane, where she battled the clone until Starfox projected his own mind to her aid. The clone eventually left the battle to focus on the physical plane, where Stargod (the Godstone-empowered John Jameson) had attacked him. With the clone gone from the mental plane, Starfox revealed that he had not taken advantage of She-Hulk during their one-night stand together. The two heroes soon discovered how the true Thanos had manipulated Eros’ memories and returned to the physical plane, exposing and defeating the Thanos duplicate. In light of the new evidence, Moondragon deduced that Thanos’ mind-wiping device had given Starfox brain damage, reducing his control over his pleasure power and causing his recent abuses of it. She then offered to permanently remove this power, an offer Eros gladly accepted given all the trouble his ability had caused of late. ISAAC then decreed that Starfox would restore his reputation by traveling to neighboring systems seeking forgiveness from the past victims of his uncontrolled powers. Before She-Hulk and Stargod returned to Earth, Starfox revealed that he had only used his powers on She-Hulk, proving that Jameson’s love of her was genuine."
That makes absolutely no sense. Like why would thanos the mad titan be allowed to testify wouldn’t they figure out he had ulterior motives, and how did she hulk know it was a fake Thanos, and if the clone thought it was the real thanos why would defeating it in mental combat reveal its a fake, and why does star fox care if shehulk and her boyfriend are in love enough to use his powers to ensure it, this whole thing just reeks of a bunch of writers not coordinating on where to take a character so one just made a super overcomplicated thing to completely absolve the character of everything the other writer made him do.
A long, twisty, crazy path that never even begins to resolve the question of whether there's an ethical way to use Eros's powers hahaa. I honestly like the ending of "too messy, let's get rid of them".
Nope! He got them back! And they never explain how. Just next time you see him, he has them again. And he uses them to defeat Ultron.
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Thanks! Well I guess their love wasn’t all that strong because She-Hulk is with Jack of Hearts now.
The rizzler
"Oh Starfox, it's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS!"
I'm out of it, is that a Liubot line?
Yes it is!
*”Oh for God’s sake! My name is Fox Mccloud! Star Fox is my team, not my name!”*
Don't you like the way Starfox just sort of... DOES A BARREL ROLL
"You should see how Vision just stands around. Sometimes he stands all night long doing computations. So hot"
Can't let him do that. >!"Stop poking fun at my hero name! I don't even own a Nintendo!"!<
He's also 20 years older than the game, of course.