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Which comic is this from?


Zudobi

Seven Sons #2. These guys are like Jesus reborn, kind of


Knull_Gorr

Wasn't Mary not litteraly a virgin but a virgin to "the word of god"? That's what I heard at least. Doesn't really matter because she's still raped either way.


SuperiorLaw

Mary was believed to be a virgin although I think she was 14-16 (it was another time) And an angel asked permission, God didnt just impregnate her without her consent, it's not Zeus


Knull_Gorr

The version I heard she was middle age and didn't consent, she was just suddenly pregnant and didn't know what was going on.


personalistrowaway

Idk where you would have heard that. The fact that Mary consents is a pretty major part of it.


UltraToucan

That’s Elizabeth, Mary’s cousin. iirc she and her man were having trouble, so God made it happen


TheMightyFishBus

Well what you heard was some weirdo's wrong account, idk what to tell you.


SuperiorLaw

Well the bible has been translated multiple times throughout the centuries, so believe what you want


Knull_Gorr

I don't believe any of it. But that's what I remember being taught in Sunday school. A more PG version of course.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

And according to Dan Brown, Jesus boned Mary Magdalene, she had two kids and their bloodline survived hundreds of years until the modern day under the protection of the Masonic order and the watchful eyes of the *senecheaux*


mrccustoms

Isn’t that literally what happens in the Preacher Comics/Show, too?


Ginger_Anarchy

Yeah Dan Brown popularized the theory but it's a long standing thought that Jesus was married due to his age and other factors in the bible.


cryptoengineer

The whole 'Priory of Sion' story is based in a [French hoax](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priory\_of\_Sion) from the 1950s. Brown based his fantasy on 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail' by Baigent and Leigh. They later sued him for plagiarism, but lost in court because they'd presented their own plagiarism as 'historical fact', not as fiction.


ArnoudtIsZiek

/facepalm


TheGravespawn

Sorta yeah. But, a lot of things happen in Preacher, and it's hard to keep it all straight.


Thunder_Volter

Da Vinki???


Gamerguywon

Danny Brown? The rapper?


BrockManstrong

"Oh shit we're getting chased through the Paris catacombs! What do we do Professor Langdon?!" ###"MOLLY!"


LemurianLemurLad

"Oh, Uncle Danny!" Nah, Dan Brown is the guy who wrote "The Davinci Code," the book the previous poster was describing.


42ndCole

Sonichu?


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You heard it here first, Jesus FUCKS


KBBaby_SBI

**J E S U S F U C K S**