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heatmakingmonster

But is it working or just displaying?


kurochannn

Looks like some work and some don't. if you can see the red japanese one the machine. *動作保証はございません(No guarantee it will work)


aaronaapje

Is this the famous silicone lottery people talk about?


JohnnyLovesData

No, that silicone lottery is about whether the implant ruptures and leaks out, or not


djackson404

ch/silicone/silicon. If you're interested in the 'silicone lottery' then perhaps you should check out r/fakeboobs EDIT: I'm kidding around, just laugh and move on 😁


ficagames01

We should bring back bullying


sdcar1985

It's playful chiding. Havin' a goof. Havin' gaff.


RodeloKilla

Yeah it's a shame we got rid of it. Now all these septum piercing, vibrant color hair, don't know what bathroom to use creatures are all among us.


starducksss

Ok boomer


RodeloKilla

I'm a millennial you entitled zoomer


starducksss

Same thing at this point lol


Justarandomduck152

Transphobia?


Alienhaslanded

I mean for $3 it's not really a loss


AsstDepUnderlord

Yeah, I have a 3800x that nobody will take.


X1Kraft

Can I have it? :D


AsstDepUnderlord

Send me your address in a pm.


MarinLlwyd

Hopefully, someone doesn't repeatedly hit it with a hammer until its contents fall out.


[deleted]

F series wontbe displaying on their own


Thunderstorm-1

I wish I could buy from that machine


C_umputer

\*Gets intel atom for $25


Afillatedcarbon

https://preview.redd.it/s9m67q8e8ewc1.png?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e50dc50f7ea46a217375c19e5d04184ba2b8e7d


Dave-1281

This image is funny on the same level as the I'm happy for you picture


CookieLuzSax

Huh


Jeremy9096

The little kid that's scowling and the caption says "congrats" "i'm happy for you"


AhhYahBassa

https://preview.redd.it/7p22tz85lfwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf5fd47af2ab3004cbf188e696110e867c77edb


CookieLuzSax

Oh I know what you're talking about thanks 😂


scuffedoncringe

You are still on a core 2 duo so it not WAYY better in terms of specs, still like 100 times safer tho.


Siul19

Holy shit actual core duo, also why 3gb of ram?


Dave-1281

I got it from a relative quite a few years ago, I got it this way, literally only added the GPU from a pc I found in the back of our garage, yes this is my only pc if you want to ask


Siul19

Holy based!


Dave-1281

New e-waste just dropped


revampedfr

This is how boys with colored hair on their reddit avatar talk


DangyDanger

mf you have an edgelord pfp


barkbarkgoesthecat

This is how people with an edgy pfp on reddit talk like


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Can't believe Intel trademarked the word Bomb smh


straightupinsanity

What's al-Qaeda gonna do now


Littux

https://preview.redd.it/t80potyjvhwc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b413f3ceeb1c428528a11c622aeb63856843af6a


Wicked_Wolf17

But can it run Chrome?


Thunderstorm-1

Lol


mondrager

Good lord !


FeedMeYourMemes14

They are sick of those in japan.


peacedetski

I doubt they were evil enough to stock it with CPUs that you can't use without four digits worth of BGA soldering equipment lol


Alortania

hmmmmmm


djackson404

You could theoretically use a toaster oven to attach a BGA package IC to a PCB, but it actually working when you're done is another matter entirely. 🤣


barkbarkgoesthecat

I could theoretically punch it in and draw a stick man on my monitor and trick myself into believing it's a miracle (literally)


sack-o-matic

better than receiving an actual monkey paw


Pl4y3rSn4rk

Tbf Atoms never appeared on Desktop, yet


Siul19

Not even in AIOs?


Pl4y3rSn4rk

Technically these are monitors with laptop specs... (But yes these monstrosities exists with Intel Atom's) But imagine giving someone a BGA CPU? It's not like anyone has a BGA station lying in their garage and a Laptop/AIO Motherboard without a CPU, not even worth the effort for an Intel Atom :/


Thunderstorm-1

💀


jmbieber

No you don't, in the rest of the article, it talks about how the computer they put the CPU in blue screens and freezes constantly, thc CPU reports 5 cores, and 10 threads.


Shadowex3

Ah so it's an aliexpress gacha machine.


Thunderstorm-1

Whoops


Siul19

Wish tier cpu


Soravinier

That's my CPU


AnywhereHorrorX

Oh, so the CPU lootboxes are here :D


BoardButcherer

They've been here. Been hooked ever since I got a 2500k that oc'd to 5 ghz. The silicon lottery is the only drug for me.


TarkovRat_

Damn, a 2500k that clocks like an FX 9590? That must be stupid fast


BoardButcherer

It was in 2011. Ain't shit now. Bandwidth, cores and cache are king.


TarkovRat_

Stupid fast for the time I meant, it still gets utterly thrashed around by my laptop R5 4600h, because of 13y ipc improvements, core count increases and potentially avx2 instruction set


Shadowex3

Same with my Core 2 Quad. At the time going from a P4 to a C2Q that overclocked by another full ghz was insane. Today it's a paperweight, even an 8th gen i3 completely wipes the floor with it in every way AND uses a literal fraction of the power.


TarkovRat_

Wait, so you could clock a c2q to 4ghz?


Shadowex3

Stock speed on the Q6600 was 2.4ghz and pretty much any chip could do 3ghz at stock vcore with the boxed heatsink. An average chip could reliably make it to around 3.3ghz with aftermarket cooling, and if you had a good bin and solid cooler you could probably get all the way to 3.6. For perspective the world record was 5.1ghz. Overclocking on those bad boys was *nuts*.


TarkovRat_

Oops, I thought you meant 1ghz above the pentium, not overclocking 1ghz above its stock speed


MonstaGraphics

I'm gonna be upgrading from my ancient i7 3770k to an i7 14700k soon. What's the difference going to feel like to me? Somehow my 3060 12GB + 3770k is holding up, I can play Half Life: Alyx on high settings no problem. 15 years went by and we're still mucking about with 4 GHz give or take.


TarkovRat_

The 14700k is gonna give you far more stable frame rate but at a cost - this gen's intel seems excessively power-hungry, especially at the high end


Siul19

Holy hell, that 3060 is bottlenecked af, just like mine, also why not updgrade to Ryzen? Far cheaper and better


MonstaGraphics

I do a lot of desktop stuff, and 3D work. Games is secondary.


ThENeEd4WeEd22

Yup. For every i7 50 people get an old pentium


Gremliner00

Yeah it would not be possible to have these where I live


DarkMaster859

The entire machine would be gone in 1 hour


RamiHaidafy

Give it a few generations and we'll have an AMD variant. They tried with pre-AM5 processors but um, everyone had a bad time.


Pl4y3rSn4rk

I mean they could've used plastic covers for the pins :/


Shadowex3

AM5 is switching to a land grid array? *About damn time*.


clanginator

It's funny because I didn't even notice when installing my AM5 CPU... but now that you mention it, it was damn nice. I didn't feel like I was going to wreck the CPU just by trying to get it out of the box.


SirDigbyChknCaesar

What even is this post title? Bot post?


ScrewdriverPants

No one else noticed so I’m guessing the comments are bots too lol Am I a bot?


OkDragonfruit9026

We are all bots on this blessed day


techy804

I usually don’t read post titles


TeamRedundancyTeam

We've deterioted so far that not only do people not even read the articles, they aren't even reading the titles/headlines anymore.


I_5hould_Be_5tudying

A lot of casual internet japanese sounds very weird if translated literally, so i am guessing it could be that?


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

If only cs cases did this instead of pixel skins.


Cynicalia

I mean selling a cs skin could pay for the cpu


Pumciusz

I don't even have that crazy of an inventory but I could buy my GPU for it.


DynamicHunter

Yeah but people will pay them hundreds of dollars for jpegs so why would they change? I love calling skins jpegs because it really shows how much you’re paying for a digital texture. In CS I know you can sell them but for most games it really doesn’t make sense unless you play that game almost exclusively and/or want to support the developer/publisher


[deleted]

AHHA that's so cool! ♥


Ni_Ce_

wow so a 40 dollar cpu is the jackpot. amazing.


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ChZerk

more like 100-130€ where I live.


Subtlerranean

It's listed as $516 in webshops where I live, but not in stock anywhere, lmao.


heydudejustasec

That's because that CPU is seven years old. You don't turn to retailers for pricing on long discontinued stuff.


Ananaskenka

Also, the 8700 they got had 5 cores and 10 threads, so it's not even an 8700 in terms of performance


AtmospherePrudent105

The fact that Japan is this level of Technology advanced that they sell you fricken CPUs in a vending machine, makes me hate all the other vendors/countries... God dangit....


LilGreenGobbo

its no big leap to just sell something high tech from a machine, and yet CV's are handwritten and cash is still the majority. They invent the stuff but don't want to change society to really use it.


Dr-Huricane

I don't think the counter examples you gave are particularly convincing. Aside from online purchases, which can only be made through card/online banking, social studies suggest cash is superior for most transactions, and more and more people are moving back towards using cash in their transactions as of late. As for hand written CV's, I can see how that in itself could be seen as part of the evaluation process of the employe, a lot could be determined by how you would choose to write such a CV


LilGreenGobbo

Just 2 of many examples, for the sake of brevity, I’ve seen discussed by westerners who live in Japan from their experiences over the years.


Dr-Huricane

Fair enough, it's not like japan is the perfect nation, no such nation exists


MasonP2002

Japan also required floppy disks for government forms until this year. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/01/floppy-disk-requirements-finally-axed-from-japan-government-regulations/


Dr-Huricane

Now yeh, that was just flat-out dumb


Alortania

Think Japan is the main country keeping fax machines afloat, no? And while I agree about the 'people moving back to cash', from what I've heard of others' experience the ability to use non-cash in Japan is quite low vs other countries (esp of equal world standing). The hand written as part of the evaluation process is quite cool, but could you imagine if an employer in US/UK/etc tried to push that as a requirement (+ bringing in your application personally, vs sending an email, etc)?


Pumciusz

They just stopped using floppy disks in offices.


omfgwhyned

You can find these gachapon machines everywhere. I’m sure there’s some Japanese novelty store in most major cities. This one just happened to be filled with old CPUs someone bought in bulk for cheap. It’s basically a bigger gumball machine


Arcaner97

You can live your whole life by just using vending machines for everything there. That is the result of a country that is heavily introverted and it's simply beautiful.


HelloIamAlpharius

one of the reason why their natality rate is so low. If they are not overworked to death they dont have a motivation to socialise so I wouldn't call it beautiful but rather dreadful.


Zarathustra-1889

Yeah, I know that the fetishisation of Japan is quite common but as someone that lives here married with children, there are a myriad of social issues that need to be addressed. It’s a peaceful, convenient, and safe place to live but it’s not this Shangri-La that some make it out to be. I asked one of my close friends here what he thought about the subject and he told me, “It is a lovely country but there is a reason it is called “Japan” and not *Heaven*”.


Alortania

I really appreciate how they teach kids to clean after themselves as part of their schooling (as in, kids clean the classrooms, etc).


Zarathustra-1889

Yeah, it’s a relief for my wife and I to know that our kids are also being taught to be respectable members of society at school. Their school lunch is also bloody fantastic, certainly better than the scop I grew up with lmao.


ItWasDumblydore

Yeah people forget about the high suicide rate too, also the term and black company (as in companies with sweatshop like labor/abuse.)


Zarathustra-1889

Japan’s suicide rate is actually the lowest it’s been since 2003. In fact, the U.S. has a far higher suicide rate. Meanwhile, South Korea has taken Japan’s previous spot in suicides per capita thanks to the Cyberpunk dystopia they’re living in. As for the “sweatshops”, Japan has been raising awareness about these ブラック企業 to help the uninitiated in recognising and avoiding them. It’s not always a guarantee that someone won’t decide to work at one but at least steps are being taken to reduce the likelihood of doing so.


Nurple-shirt

In what world is throwing a bunch of old recycled processors into a gumball machine considered technologically advanced? 😂


[deleted]

Legit, people out here thinking the vending machine is making these chips from scratch or something


Not_MrNice

How is a vending machine "technologically advanced"? What does it need to do that's so difficult? A soda machine has to keep cans cold, that's more than what you'd have to do to dispense boxes. So, what are you saying is so advanced?


mithikx

They do have some really nice vending machines over there, they dispense hot food like an automat but in vending machine form, there's rice and ramen items, ice cream and so on. A gachapon machine however isn't advanced.


xtilexx

Imagine a soda machine if it were transported 150 years into the past Diabetes runs rampant


signorsaru

Advanced technology? These are machines where you insert a coin, turn a lever, and a plastic ball with a surprise comes out from it.


Kyvalmaezar

Lol this isnt advanced. This is just a novel way of recycling ewaste. Vending machines with maker supplies like Raspberry Pis exist (or at least used to exist before the pandemic) in other countries. Those were brand new, guaranteed to work, and you knew what you were getting. These are just old CPUs, likely pulled from ewaste. The sign even says they're not guaranteed to work. They're not stocking the latest gen cpus.


AcceptableFold5

For all the advancements Japan has, they also have some pretty ingrained backwards practices that make you tear your hair out if you work with them.


PowerTrip55

Doesn’t the article say they’re normally plastic toys?


AmbitionHumble7453

They make up for it by usually adding several hundred bucks on to the price in stores.


Esteellio

Let's go baby ! That's why you gamble 💯


[deleted]

PC hardware and gacha mechanics. The pull rate for an i9 must be dismal.


Kommandant_Milkshake

I bet 95% of them are Core 2 Duos


squangus007

It’s basically mostly pretty old CPUs and a couple relatively new ones. Quite popular in Akihabara, usually get empty pretty quick and sometimes you have small queues for it


FartingBob

Silicon Lottery


SeaCompetitive6806

That's great and all, but why would I want an i7 8700?


OkDragonfruit9026

I’ve got a mini pc with an 8500T. If it cost me 3 bucks, I’d get it and be quite happy about it


mleming_shibe

You can sell those cpu online if it works and you don't need it.


cold_fusion81

Reminds me of the Gamers Nexus [Mystery CPU Reveal](https://www.youtube.com/live/ozi2C3pcFZE?si=WOB6AJdfJLrdaos_)


Wolverine556698

I'm just waiting for someone to get a 14th gen i9 for $3


HellFireNT

I have an fx8300 ! Anything would be better !


djackson404

**Next up:** Claw machine that gives you a chance to win GPUs


pimaKaK

WHERE GIMME LOCATION


weast_man

[https://www.notebookcheck.net/Intel-processors-from-the-Gacha-vending-machine-Japanese-store-sells-random-CPUs-for-3.830684.0.html](https://www.notebookcheck.net/Intel-processors-from-the-Gacha-vending-machine-Japanese-store-sells-random-CPUs-for-3.830684.0.html) scroll to the maps


pimaKaK

Thanks


a_guy_playing

Now imagine Microcenter with hundreds of these. Build a completely random PC on the cheap.


J05A3

Gashapon market is something else. Spent $300 to complete a set of specific line of toys and now I want to find this specific gashapon and try to get an engineering sample.


Thatsonyounotme

Damn, the guy promoting these has got to be pissed his biggest price is already gone.


StudentOwn2639

That’s one confusing pic


theholypigeon888

3$ 486


pc_magas

What i7 though. A used one?????


majoroutage

Obviously it's a brand new 8700k....


centuryt91

Where is this I need a location 


gamecollecter69

I'm just thinking if theres a gpu one and that's where the scalpers during the great gpu crash got there cards from.


xXJorgeteleche4Xx

Intel Meltdown/Spectre infested junk silicon? I wouldn't take even if it was free.


Lumornys

Meltdown/Spectre is overrated.


Sega-Playstation-64

If true, that's the point. It's a "Gachapon". 10,000 of the others were plastic toy CPU, one guy scored the real thing.


Heavy_Satisfaction67

New level of gamble


Lhun

I've seen a few of these, they're legit and all over at cheap used pc shops. You can also gatcha random video games for the ps vita and switch and such in some places, lots of things like that.


RiverAffectionate183

I call BS..


GaymerBenny

As the CPU isn't fully working, I don't think it is.


Western_Ad3625

That's still really not a great deal. Pretty sure I can get a CPU that old for free.


Tuxhorn

No you cannot. The used market would gobble these up for 20x that price.


Pup5432

Working 8700 go for $60, and that’s if you get a good deal. They are trash compared to current gen but they are well loved by the homelabbers


karma-twelve

I want one :D


ShadowsRanger

Good luck trying to find the mobo from it...


compiler-fucker69

Take me to Japan now


olegolas_1983

I need an i7 7700k :( costs 300$ lol. Wanted to upgrade from I5 6500


heydudejustasec

used market bro


olegolas_1983

Tough luck in my country. Ebay has 7700k used for like 30$. But they don't deliver here :(


heydudejustasec

Don't you have a local auction site or trading forum where it's way cheaper too? Unless you're someplace that's giga sanctioned like Cuba or Iran.


olegolas_1983

We do, and I'm keeping track. But these chips are kinda rare. Or I'm unlucky. And we do have sanctions, but not as bad as Iran. Yet.


Souta95

Knowing my luck I'd probably end up with something like a 1.8GHz Celeron D...


Top-Chemistry5969

Aren't there stuff in those that are rare earth materials?


Hot-Category2986

I'm mid build, trying to figure out why a brand new i7-14700KF is DOA, and people are out there trusting a $3 CPU? What a weird world.


Aggressive_Manager37

As someone who still uses a intel 9400f i need that i7-8700


P3pol_Deserve_D3ath

Im offended


YoMomsFavoriteFriend

Cool. He might be able to play Skyrim at 30fps!


x3bla

Bruh, my cpu for 3 bucks?


MinTDotJ

There's practically a vending machine for everything there


Sfocus

%7 health i7 lol


Durenas

So des ne?


Any_Weird_8686

More proof that the Japanese will put literally anything in Gatchapon.


PCbuilderFR

its my exact cpu


Ubilease

Is this title A.I generated?


Conquiescamus

Some rule34 shit, If it exists, Japan has vending machines for it


ItWasDumblydore

God imagine finding an old K cpu, but the mobos are all not worth the price/performance (some old K OC mobos can be like 150-200$.) especially since the cpu isn't confirmed to work.


firefly139

Obligary: 90% of gamblers quit before they win "the big one"


Morpherman

Anything below 10th gen is basically considered e waste by large companies. Happy that these found a fun way to be recycled.


ElectricBoogalooBean

I am emptying that bad boi, upon visual contact


Sad__Raccoon

Do you think it's a mix of socket types and manufacturer? Or are the machines segregated by socket and manufacturer?


KhangVietnam

Gimme gimme chance


Big-Cap4487

Gambling, mt beloved


decafhotchoc

unexpected twewy :D


unsolicitedchickpics

Too bad they're Intel chips


Chubby_Checker420

No one is making you post embarassingly dumb comments. So, why are you?


Hadley_333

That is hilarious


WHERE_MAH_MCCHICKEN

Bent pins go brrrrr


nullusx

Intel is using LGA cpus for several generations now. Unless that machine has something like a pentium 4, pins will be on the motherboard side.


alfius-togra

Something to do with moving the delicate bendy bits from the extemely valuable component to the less valuable (and somewhat protected) component. That was until motherboard prices started shooting up.


majoroutage

At least the economies of scale have finally shifted to making LGA cheaper than PGA. (Cost was the reason AM4 stayed PGA)


Ram_ranchh

Intel CPUs haven't had pins on them since the pentium 4 days m8