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SaintRedOG

This is fucking nasty


ashgailyu

this needs NSFW tag


DJ_Cas

Look there’s something living inside


reallyryan-1899

Is that how COVID started?


TheDemon-Skull

Nah, thats the key ingredient for the Booster..


bakedbread54

Vaccine bad! They are controlling us!


TheDemon-Skull

Lol, I dont get the dislikes, I simply made a joke like the first dude, just saying it would be the boosters key ingrediant. People are weird nowadays


BigSuckSipper

https://preview.redd.it/butmxjtd6d9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c28f16d07e41ba3995b214b23bc417fcdaaa0ee


Alieoh

I have to wipe mine down daily because I can't stand oily residue on my peripherals. I couldn't imagine using a keyboard like this, covered in cheeto dust on the daily. I'm guessing they neglect cleaning other things too.


WolfOfPort

His rooms ok and rest of house is kept very clean


Alieoh

That's surprising but a relief.


maokaby

Why are you calling your hands "peripherals"?


Alieoh

I'm not... sounds like a reading comprehension issue


awake283

thats fucking disgusting dude


ixoniq

10.000 bucks for someone to lick the keys and eat what’s behind the keys.


AlmightyUdyr

I'd do it for 10k ngl.


WolfOfPort

Why do you think i was in there


Flix1

Well that coke thing you mentioned between the keys wouldn't be a surprise in this day and age.


NotJustBibbit

10K buys my dream setup. And I won't get dangerously ill right? Worth it


hawkepostate

you might get a lil coke in you. with that and the 10k its a double win


TheRebel17

fuck no


AlmightyUdyr

That 10k here where i live is like 5 year loan from a bank if you work minimum wage.


Money_Fish

And you'll get to spend it all on your hospital vacation.


callmesilver

Sounds like paid vacation with extra steps.


No_Sock6098

I had a keyboard with cockroach’s and their offspring once.. whenever I had food they will slowly crawl out and peek their heads out. Like 50 of them. Had to throw it out once I moved


flickingtheole

https://preview.redd.it/826gidx25a9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10cad8907fad8b10847785b3ef9b844234d358a


megabit2

https://preview.redd.it/smlk4qwxdb9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8358353b205b68f6a6381687bb3f76213a00bdb


IGPUgamer99

The fact that you let it get that far is insane.


callmesilver

The fact that it stopped after going that far is insane.


deep8787

You only threw it out...after you moved out?? What the actual fuck lol


Proper_Anybody

bro already considered them as his family


callmesilver

Ikr. The question should be *how dare you left them behind*.


No_Sock6098

It’s because they kept infesting my new keyboards so I kinda gave up


Blunt552

Bro wat, you make the keyboard op posted look good by comparison.


Consistent_Air_298

nah you need to get it together that's on u


BadSoftwareEngineer7

https://preview.redd.it/swd8w02y2b9d1.png?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b491d927de76641fed98917722e07fe24a2362


sopedound

You threw it out when you moved? Not the first time a cockroach peeked out at you?


RobCarrotStapler

Dude familiarized himself with their habits


DueSalary4506

gotta be satire cuz if they in the keyboard they def under the fridge. if they under the fridge they def in your outlets


Canadaian1546

What?!


open_to_suggestion

This is a good reminder to clean my own keyboard. Not that it's anywhere near this, but the thought of it getting close is terrifying enough for me to sanitize it completely lol


ToyKar

Whats a good keyboard now a days with brown key switches and basic led ? I have a logitech g710+ that is literally falling apart lol most of my used keys are broken and it'd time? 5+ Years old


Pmaguire13

Logitech G815 is what I ended up getting because of it being pretty similar.


OiItzAtlas

https://preview.redd.it/w3nl5aoy8d9d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f4269afb48d4a8d3a5e68dbc9a0c6b2b855314 Guys look after your keyboards, they don't have to look perfect just not like it has been chucked into bin.


gibbtech

I've never done more than blast a keyboard with compressed air. I do not understand what people are even doing that gets their keyboards actively dirty.


OiItzAtlas

Yeah I am mostly the same, about once a year I will do a deep clean of all the key caps but most of the time I just get a cloth to clean the top of the key caps like once every 3 months. And this is with a white keyboard. All ypu have to do is, do not smoke (or if you do not in the room with electronics because it messes them up internally, this includes vapping it just not as bad as smoking for causing mess) and do not eat on top of your keyboard. That is pretty simple ypu can still eat at your desk (I do and as you can see mine is alright) just not overtop of your keyboard.


Ninlilizi_

Is this your roommate? *Processing img oeti14mbw99d1...*


SparkleSweetiePony

I hope it's this coke 🥤and not this 🧂 because he can get a new keyboard if this one dies, but not new lungs


TheDemon-Skull

True, but if it was blow, then hed probably not have the money for a new keyboard, but hed get some more blow in no time😂


Kokanee93

Majority of the coke heads I know are broke AF because they spend their extra cash on blow. Or they die from fentanyl. That happens a lot to these days


Alvaro_Crdz

Bacteria 2.


JohnLHarris1337

Cumboard


CactusHide

Let’s see that thing under a blacklight.


Meadowlion14

Needs new keys and a dishwasher.


AppearanceDry6039

That thing needs to go to a biohazard disposal facility


AnomalyScan

Honestly, I get festering on the odd weekend, but this just takes the proverbial. It takes a few minutes to unplug the keyboard and run a wetwipe across it.


i_wish_you_health

The only thing that can save the keyboard is fluoroantimonic acid


Takeuout44

![gif](giphy|3oKIPxG1N2txSShD6o)


CryptographerLost271

I have the same keyboard and just cleaned it. I can't imagine letting it get this bad. No more eating at the desk if you don't know have napkins/wet wipes for this greasy boi


InkFather_TTV

The cheetah dust has formed a crystallized glove-like layer around your roommates hands, yeah?


mylifeisbes

Bro ate the mice left keyboard for dessert 😭


Morrowind12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnF42ZoRSw You could probably show this video to the roommate because damn that keyboard needs a good power wash op.


ptapobane

Throw it out and buy your roommate a cheap one…he does not deserve good things


J0KaRZz

I mean i have dust on mine but wtf?! Did you decide the keyboard was a plate?!


rolln_the_dice_twice

Holy smokes that's so disgusting! These crackheads!


RegularStaff9413

Buy your friend a new keyboard to save mankind


MattiusRex99_alter

who needs a spacebar anyway


JmTrad

burn it


Skoziik

At some point it will grow legs and run away.


PNLeft

There's a lot to be said here


Deceiver999

That's a crime scene


Fancy-Mango6475

@papaplatte


Competitive-Net-7644

Now when you say coke you mean?


TheGuyWithCrabs

Okay but how does he not get sick from this? Like this has to be a recipe for illness….


Ornery-Individual-79

Throw out the whole roommate


bakedpanduh

What in the fuck is this. SHAME SHAME SHAME Edit: ALSO WHERE THE FUCK ARE HALF THEIR KEYS? Double Edit: Man just needs a new keyboard after reading about the coke.


12arodman

Your *Ex-roommate has bad habits


Money_Fish

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


fluffinnutteer

🤢


Desperate-Grocery-53

The ultimate Discord mod 0_O


jntjr2005

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


lonewolfempire

Or that mofo in the dish washer


JRSpig

Do not use a black light on that thing.


the_WHOMAN

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


CuteLilRemi

Put a chip crumb on his keyboard every day See how long he takes to notice it


getgroovyloony

Foul lmao. I havnt cleaned mine In 5 years, still doesn't look like that at all.


hUmaNITY-be-free

I would give him a new keyboard out of my own pocket but the shipping to I'm assuming the states would be killer to the point I could probably buy another 2 keyboards


Logical_Essay_5916

if that's your roommates keyboard i kinda wonder how yours would look like


Dry-Bet-3523

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


RogueShroom

I mostly play at night in the dark. If you do too your keyboard may look like this and you don’t even know


yodaateshrooms

![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI)


TheVoicesGetLoud

Disgusting fucking creature..


Dehyak

That’s nothing 😅


Low-Bat384

Well, at least you know what to gift for christmas or his birthday.


Tlayoualo

Where's the NSFW / gore flair?


atomicxblue

It looks... sticky...


Adem_Akli

Space key floating in the space


Illustrious-Bear5822

ahhh...... 1st of all ewww... and 2nd ewww...


HappyIsGott

Looks like the random people posting in r/razer


EagleFront_

same with my 2008 keyboard lol


SoleButter

This pisses me off 🤣


InternationalEye5526

clean it without permission before we have a zombie apocalypse bro


BigN1sfa

I can smell that.


Taborisbetter

Oh fuck nah


GRAITOM10

I would've bought him a new one a long time ago


AnyScore4287

you threw it out, once you moved😂


Conte5000

The space bar already escaped


flickingtheole

https://preview.redd.it/2tpx5vgw4a9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec54bbb47c99ef4c5e8829da0247fffa89c79f0b ***CONFUSED CONCERNED SCREAMING***


Careless-Midnight-63

The worst part is the fact that it's membrane


HezoX

BRUUUUH 🤢


sus_crewmate

Your roommate is a disgusting POS.


LiliNotACult

I can tell he has a porn addiction.


elgrazo

I'm going into anaphylactic shock just by looking at it


70MCKing

I heard that if you lick it you gain super powers. Can you confirm OP?


Icy_Anybody_7187

Make into ex-roommate


MichMitten89

Toe Jam and Earl wouldnt even live there


AliensFuckedMyCat

This needs setting fire to. 


staytsmokin

I went and washed my hands just from this pic thank you.


Exlibro

I don't get it: how can people not care so much? I want to know their mindset. Humans have aversion to nasty things and want clean things, how come some just don't care? There must be serious mental pathology for people who don't care.


eXclurel

When I see stuff like this I just clean it for my own sake. Your screen is dirty? I will clean it as soon as you take a break. You keyboard is crusty? I will start annoying you immediately to let me clean it. You laptop has a heating problem? I will offer to clean your exhaust fans. I can't stand dirty PCs and accessories.


Blastwave_Enthusiast

That's a whole murder scene's worth of genetic material on that thing. Ugh.


Mediocre_Swimmer_237

If this is his keyboard imagine his room.


KyleNarayan

Lick it to gain super powers! (Or die...)


Function-Master

Says alot about him...


Qlix0504

id make it accidentally disappear "oops"


GrumpyKitten514

my keyboard used to look like this. i looked up a cleaning video and that was too much work, soapy water, soaking the keys, the whole 9. now i just use a wet wipe every 6 months on all the keys and isopropyl alcohol with a Q tip around the keys, takes less than an hour and its good as new.


Biscuits4u2

What used to be a keyboard is now mostly Cheeto dust and semen


Upstairs_Escape_8543

my moms laptop looks exactly the same


Honest-Position-926

My good


Appropriate-Low-9582

Ew brother, eww- what’s that brother??


GameFreak6921

Execute that man


neoravekandi

Are you sure your roommate is human?


Farajo001

This should be part of Hazardous Materials


Relevant_Meat_2976

I won't doubt there's something living inside


TheAmazingBagman3

South Park computer dude vibes


Immediate_Bug_6368

Does he moderates any discord servers?


PatientSomewhere6143

Absolutely despicable


xTeamRwbyx

Dude tell them to just buy another off Amazon for like 20 bucks


average-reddit-or

You need to call the CDC on him.


Wild-Cow8724

Move out.


BladeFree

Why is it like this and where are the missing buttons?


Sl0ppyBlumpkin

![gif](giphy|xTiIzrRyvrFijaEtY4|downsized)


_JamesDooley

If you're roommates, that means you must be as disgusting if not nastier


Ur-whale23

Have you had roommates ever? That’s not necessarily true. When I was in college I lived with 3-4 people at a time and there is always variation in cleanliness.


_JamesDooley

I had yea, and Thankfulky we actually had a choice at the start of the year so I always ended up choosing the friends I've known for some time. Though I had one roommate change their habits for using the trash can more often. He was nowhere near as nasty as this screenshot though lol


DogToursWTHBorders

Thats not bad AT ALL. Thats like 6 months worth of wear and tear without a good wipe n shake. Tops. You just turn it upside down, shake it and bang it a couple times on the desk. Then wipe the keys down with a rag. Good for another 3-6 months. Theres treasure and mysteries hidden within most keyboards...weed, peices of jewelry, toaster fixins and dog hair usually...