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JonPX

Hopefully the circumstance is a pregnancy?


r121tree

Unless they are planning someones death I would imagine so.


Valentinian_II_DNKHS

I'm pretty certain Vingegaard would murder everyone at the Vuelta.


FelixR1991

Except Kuss


SurroundMean1960

You're certain Pogi won't be there? I know he says he won't, but...


Decreet

If he wins the tour, he going for it


mikbike

not if social media and jumbos PR team makes him gift another GC to Kuss. :D


nautilator44

Another Sepp-tember denier. You guys need a new hobby.


CurlOD

Big if true


eufed

do they do ättestupa in Denmark?


ContributionNo9292

Well, it’s time for the Ættestup. Anyone want to go first?


1purenoiz

It is quite the honor.


r121tree

They tried once, but due to a lack of mountains they just broke their legs and became an even bigger burden on their families.


Mort_DeRire

He's finally giving his daughter all those drugs


AlbinoWanker

Seems pretty likely, although I haven't seen any news about it. But he seems like a big family guy, and his daughter must be about 3 years old now, so seems natural that a second will follow soon.


fruskydekke

He is charmingly enamoured of his family, gotta say. I still remember the tearful interview that he gave during last years's TdF, when he switched to Danish mid-interview to tell his daughter he loved her.


Candid-Bad8105

That was during Vuelta, when he won Tourmalet on his daughter’s birthday


selektorMode

He is already married. And most bad family circumstances are not planned so far in advance. So I think a pregnancy too. 


Snorr0

If he wasnt married, a marriage would be a bit more plannable than your average pregnancy. I doubt any top1 favorite like Vingegaard would plan their marriage to interfere with a race.


JonPX

Unless he wants to make sure he doesn't have to ride the Vuelta :D


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Beneficial-Lemon-427

He’ll be able to top up the Visma team’s colostrum supplies.


Consider_the_auk

No sharing with the team; he is so physiologically advanced that his body would recognize it and just reabsorb it for himself 💀


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JonPX

She doesn't appear publicly much.


fritzeh

I have this pet theory that’s mostly a joke (but also not) that she is the tactical brains behind his success, and that she’s skilfully calling the strategic shots behind the scenes. The few times I’ve seen her interviewed she’s been funny and bubbly, but opposites attract right??


NesnayDK

She is very involved in his career, they are quite open about that.


Amjkm

I don’t think you’re that far off tbh, I mean I think his success is 100% all down to him, but she seems to be pretty involved in the decision-making for their household. And fun fact, they met because she was a staff member of a team he used to ride for when he was younger.


maaiikeen

You would be spot on since Trine is his official manager. Everything outside of him riding his bike goes through her. It's officially a family business.


Candid-Bad8105

It’s not a theory, she is officially his manager and abandoned her own career for it, and she was essential in his growth as a professional cyclist ; when they started dating he wasn’t even sure he wanted to turn pro and envisioned being a banker…


crazylsufan

Wout and Jonas need to plan these pregnancies better


BertEnErnie123

Exactly. Just bang after MSR and have a kid in winter. Seems very simple.


OrdinaryTension

Or like David Gadu, do it during the TdF with the foreplay in front of the press.


InvisibleScout

HUH?!


spingus

[Public snogging but no pic that I could find](https://escapecollective.com/spin-cycle-tour-stories-too-hot-even-for-independent-media/?_ptid=%7Bkpdx%7DAAAA1-90PUTzcgoKeGZ6QXByWlBwYRIQbHhkb2J4a3IzdzhwbjZ4bhoMRVhZR1hLOUpEWExCIiUxODBpdjA4MDhzLTAwMDAzNDBqNG9ydGxsNDBxcXEzcnB0cnEwKhhzaG93T2ZmZXJLUlNNNDlSTUtOMTBHV04wAToMT1RLTjNQSjNUV0lUUhJ2LXMA8EB3MTVhOXpwZ29aJjI2MDA6ODgwMTo5YzAwOjVkZjoxMDYxOjQ1NGU6ZDMzMzpkMWVkYgNkd2No3r2yswZwAngMggEMT0ZVTzM3TU9GOTcx)


Illustrious_Cold2580

Didn’t g call him snogger?


Flashy-Mcfoxtrot

I remember some of the “old time”(70’s & 80’s riders talking about this. If you wanted a kid you had to plan it so they would be delivered in the winter, especially in Italy. Also weddings during the season was almost a guaranteed pink slip.


Beneficial-Lemon-427

Six hours of teasing and foreplay then a frantic climax.


Joff19

unbelievably unprofessional indeed


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crazylsufan

Their coaches need to start scheduling sex as active recovery


honor-

Are you sure they’re not planning them exactly as they intend to?


crazylsufan

that possibility did cross my mind


ZomeKanan

Due to *family* circumstances, but in italics. He's doing a Tour of Sicily, collecting protection money for the mob.


Sister_Ray_

> molto bene * Don Jonas


KongRahbek

Else he'll wake up with a saddle in his bed.


Sister_Ray_

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse 


prendrefeu

A Brooks Saddle, the worst kind of saddle.


Renman1947

Pog to Vuelta then? (Jk jk)


Smooth-Adeptness-302

If he wins the tour it almost feels illegal for him not to go


Precioustooth

If Pogi wins the Tour and Jonas is skipping the Vuelta, due to what I assume is a pregnancy, he'd be absolutely insane not to attend the Vuelta and go for the treple while he has the perfect year to do so.


Stravven

I don't think it's likely that Vingegaard is pregnant, he hasn't got a womb.


Precioustooth

You never know what he might or might not be carrying around!


OldOrchard150

There would be significant aero benefits to a pregnant belly. Riders are already putting radios and bottles down the front of their jersey. UCI can't ban naturally occurring aero modifications


spingus

Not to mention the increased blood supply and testosterone. This is a triple win scenario here


OldOrchard150

Is it considered mechanical doping or outside influence if he can get the fetus to pedal as well?


NuclearWarhead

Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies!


well-now

Pregnant GC champions are not aero.


TheRollingJones

Pregnancy decreases drag actually


insaiyan17

Whats more unlikely, his watt per kg or him having birthing ability🤔😄


DrMerkwuerdigliebe_

Don't deny him the right to have babies!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R79yYo2aOZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R79yYo2aOZs)


RhythmStryde

Did you just assume his gender?


Saltefanden

IMO he should then also choose to win Worlds and the Olympics (both road and ITT) and Lombardy and BingoBongo and MSR (retroactively) and Druivenkoers-Overijse to make it a *really* good season, but that's just my opinion


Big_Organization5152

It’ll never be legendary though without the Maryland Cycling Classic


imesimes

Look at Kuss this season. Three GTs seem to leave a toll on a cyclist for next season.


Precioustooth

Absolutely! But it'd be so legendary!


spingus

I doubt there would be a lot of concern about that if he had a triple on his palmares


RhythmStryde

Once in a lifetime chance to become a legend winning all grand tours in one season


Primpogremclic

I mean, why not?? He legitimately has a chance to do the GT triple plus Worlds plus Olympic gold. Would be completely bonkers.


definitelynotbradley

I mean this with all due respect - there’s a better chance that a monkey climbs out of my anal cavity than that happening.


orrangearrow

Yet not entirely impossible!


definitelynotbradley

😏😏


guitarromantic

If he wins the Tour I think you might need to book an appointment with a specialist because the pressure for him to even attempt the triple will be too much to resist, surely.


yoanon

Unrelated question: in the last year or in the next year have you consumed a living baby monkey or are planning to?


D10nysuss

So you're saying there's hope?!


Big-On-Mars

How long has it been up there?


DeltaPavonis1

Honestly, if Jonas isn't there he should think about it.


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RhythmStryde

Roglic would have the tour in his legs aswell. Depending on how hard Pogi has to push to win the tour, I believe he has it in him to beat Roglic again.


soepvorksoepvork

That's what I was thinking as well, what odds can I get for a Pog GT triple win?


No_Opportunity_9561

What is this story based on? i can't find any danish articles, writing about Jonas not riding the Vuelta, due to a family circumstance.


Hawteyh

Skjelmose pre race interview /s Cant find any sources about this either on TV2/Feltet


KeepScrolling_

I'm like 99.9% certain this is an made up article. TV2 are obsessed with Vingegaard and they would have known/reported on this if it was the case. Also the article claims Italian sources which doesn't make much sense, especially not when the Danish 'sources' are impossible to find. I'm sure TV2 will find out about this article sooner rather than later and try to get a comment from either VLAB or Vingegaard's manager, so it can either be confirmed or denied. Edit: Sent the article to their sports department and asked if they knew anything/could find out whether it's true or not.


jothamvw

TV2 obsessed with Vingegaard so much they can't put their interview they did with my friend when they voted for the European Parliament election online for all, smh my head.


lannix

If no Pogi, no Jonas, and probably no Remco, then Rogla gonna smoke everyone


srjnp

the world is not ready for GC mcnulty


TGH2021

Yates>>>


lannix

I don't know which twin you are talking about. But neither one has a shot against Rog in Spain, coming off TdF disappointment. Kuss gonna get that work too.


Benneke10

Assuming TDF disappoinment already??


schoreg

At the moment, Adam Yates is arguably the third best GC rider.


InvisibleScout

We'll see how good roglic is but his Dauphine was at least a little impacted by the big crash. Even if yates is a bit better climber (pretty big if), he'll always have to be on the attack, cause Rog is gonna clean him on bonuses and TT.


quad_up

Kuss back to back baby!


Artvandelaysbrother

I would like to see Sepp do that but I think that this might be a bridge too far.


JoliAlap

Agreed, he needed the unique race situation of that ultra big time gap breakaway last year. Can't really see him repeat it if Pog or Rogla or maybe even evenepoel is there.


quad_up

Hogwash. The king of Spain will return, and he’s bringing his dead army (Vingegaard, Van Aert) with him. Quick, to the meme machine!


Helicase21

Kuss superdomestique for Matteo time.


Artvandelaysbrother

We will see. I worry a bit about his form this year.


No-Ladder5098

Eganito get ready to learn triple crown buddy.


TelepathicCow

Scene is set for a vintage Vuelta experience. Got my money on Jakob Fuglsang doing a Chris Horner out of nowhere at 40 years old.


jonathan-the-man

That's gotta be high returns to that money if it comes through.


attendingcord

Feels like a polite way to say pregnancy, however the end of the Vuelta is only 13 weeks away so feels a bit strange not to announce a 27 week+ pregnancy?


MonsMensae

The other option is a serious surgery (for his wife)? Could be booked for early August but if it means he is home and not training for 3 weeks that would be enough to do it. 


maaiikeen

His family have definitely been more private this year, so a pregnancy would honestly explain it well. It is likely they just want to keep it a secret especially due to Trine’s age too. Her pregnancy would be considered high-risk. But we will see if it ends up being true. I hope so because they have talked about wanting another baby a few times although I would have loved to see Jonas at the Vuelta. But if it’s true then the birth of his baby is much more important, of course.


chass5

froome’s gonna complete his vuelta triple


Moldef

You're joking, but Froomey just got his first five PCS points (still 0 UCI points) this season after finishing 81st (out of 94) in the Dauphine and he also finished with all the favorites on Stage 5 (which was neutralised), so he's clearly getting in shape and ready to win another GT!


Primpogremclic

Pog for GT, Worlds, Olympic quintuple.


Elidan123

Next season, pog wins every race! Even your own town race!


DeltaPavonis1

I mean imagine it. He could have THE season. Two monuments, three GTs + Rainbow + the golden Bike... Still, the realistic result (two monuments + two GTs + Rainbow) is already insanely good.


Ann-NeverSettle96

Actually I get scared seeing people imagine things like this...🤣 (I'll just pray for good luck in the tour for now! then hope for more👀)


Primpogremclic

And don’t forget about Catalunya and Strade!!


AnUnholy

Lombardi is still open for a 3rd monument.


Wing-Tip-Vortex

I think they just shut down men’s cycling if that happens. That’s it, he beat the sport. No need for next year.


laziestathlete

Pog GT triple confirmed!


Torandi

"You did the triple with your team? Cute, I'll do it myself!"


CWPL-21

If this is true he is 100% riding the Tour then, regardless of form. Discussion over imo


GwenTheChonkster

Oooh, hopefully congratulations are in order then. I must say, outside of him being so darn good and likeable, I have a soft spot for Jonas also because my beautiful goddaughter is named Frida like his kid and is roughly the same age:)


Throwaway_youkay

wholesome!


Silent-Mine-3649

Could this be why nothing has been announced concerning the tour? They (Jonas and his wife) might have doubts about whether he should go. Jonas is a family man first and foremost


Smooth-Adeptness-302

What do you mean?


Silent-Mine-3649

Maybe it’s not a question of his form but instead has to do with whether or not him and Trine feels comfortable with him riding.


Smooth-Adeptness-302

This is not about the tour? Jonas said in the first video back on the bike posted by visma that he would do everything to be at the tour in top shape. If he does not start the tour that means he couldnt get ready in time. I think most girlfriends, wifes etc are not totally comfortable with their partner riding but it is literally his profession? Like what?


Silent-Mine-3649

Perhaps they have had complications with pregnancies in the past. Maybe they are nervous. I know riding is their job but I suspect Jonas puts his family first. If they are nervous about the pregnancy maybe Jonas wants to stay home. But what do I know, it’s only speculation 🤷‍♂️


Beginning-Tax-2235

I think GC Matteo for the bees at Vuelta with GC Kuss as a superdom and backup.


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I really hope he does the Tour. It will be a shame if he doesn’t.


Significant_Log_4693

Layup Vuelta win for Roglic, I guess? I'll take it, will be tied first for Vuelta GCs! Also, great to hear about increased training and improvements for Jonas. But I'm also not surprised, unlike most people I've seen here I still assumed he'd be at TDF in good form. Looks like that'll be the case.


Helicase21

> Although Visma-Lease a Bike indicates that it will only decide very late whether defending champion Jonas Vingegaard will ride the Tour, Don't do this. Don't give me hope for the Kuss-Jorgenson 1-2 punch.


sorped

Let's finish the Tour first, huh? Family circumstances or not.