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I love hog

HOG RIDAAAAAA~

HOG RIIIIDAAAAAA

HOG RIIIIDAAAAAA

HOG RIIIIIDAAAAAA

I think He could have the perfect voice :o

Fun fact out of all meats bacon actually has the highest protein of any per pound, Tell me again how it's all fat? Bacon is healthy in moderation, and the grease you can collect can be used to cook other things like steak.

Meat-O-nomics

Pigs are unclean animals my bro, and they cause a variety of health issues.

No.

And it's haram

That’s bullshit smh

How much bacon is considered in moderation tho…

Half a lb-1lb a month. That's 1 pack of bacon per person per month btw :)

people act like pig doesn't have other body parts that you can eat outside of bacon

But tbh, bacon is the best part of the pig.

True but there's still the rest of the pig

I like to cook bacon then cook eggs with that fat

What always gets me is how Skip acts like eating bacon is the weirdest, most abhorrent thing you could ever eat. Like it's not one of the most beloved foods in America.

That is a good indicator though

And yet we have Myers eating brain which is also mostly fat and if you eat a cows it could give you diseases. Americas not the only one that eats weird shit

It’s only one of “americas most beloved foods” because of ad campaigns in the 80’s by “Big Meat”. Literally advertised the shit out of bacon because people weren’t buying it because it is the worst cut of meat on a pig.

It's fuckin tasty tho

Oh fuck yeah it is

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If you’re frying it you’re doing it wrong anyways. Lay them out in a glass pan, put them in the oven, turn the oven on to 400*, they’re done when they’re golden brown and the fat is rendered. Trust me bro, frying it is a weak man’s game. Get on the baking level.

No sound though :(

Not true! It definitely still sizzles AND you get to collect all that bacon grease

I use a cast iron but yes

Bro imagine saying baked bacon is better than fried lmao

That’s because it literally is. Fried bacon curls up like a piece of shit and you’re not getting an even cook. Cook it in the oven and that shit renders the fat into a delicious chewy style bacon. Do it with thick stuff and you’ll never go back to fried bacon

Gets too dry in the oven for my liking. I get that clean up is easy and you can just set and forget unlike frying but nahhh can't beat a nicely fried bacon streak

That’s fair tbh Try a lower temp though. If you get it before the fat is completely rendered it should be more on the juicy side

This man bacons! You can even line a cookie sheet with foil and do the same, but with very easy cleanup. Works great whether you're saving the fat or not.

My issue with the baking pans is that the grease gets under the foil and I have to clean the pan anyways.

You either live alone or are resented by every other person in your house who cooks for having to clean up your mess in the oven that it makes

I clean the oven lol…

Or they could cover with tin foil to prevent splatter.

Yeah? And steam it? Sounds terrific. Lmao

Poke holes in it dude, you must be real fun at party’s.

I literally am. You're just determined to convince me on a bad take I guess and I'm not budging 😂

It’s not a bad take, you’re just not smart enough to pull it off successfully and then trying to shame those who can. I couldn’t care less if I convince you or not my guy lol I’d prefer if someone like you doesn’t agree with me, thanks.

>if you’re frying it you’re doing it wrong anyways Nah. That’s how I like it :)

Air fryer has entered the chat

Sounds to me like you've never smoked bacon. That is where the mouthgasm is.

That’s basically the same effect, but slower.

Try putting some herbs on there while it cooks, a little sage and some thyme. Makes a great sandwich

Throw some beans and broth, you got yourself a stew

Cold oven bake is the superior method of cooking bacon. Look it up. So good!!

You're one Goofy m*********** aren't you?

Son I know what I’m about

Shannon Sharpe is great lol, freakin hate Skip tho

Aight Bron

welp, it means skip is doing his job just right

Good for him, sounds like a shit job

Yh very shit, making millions talking about sports.

"the worst thing you could put in your body...it's fried fat!" This dude would have an aneurysm at the site of a damn zebra cake

He's addicted to diet mountain dew lol

You ever seen divinity? It’s like suger^3

Oink

That was the golden part of this staring him dead in the eye and going oink.

Everything?

Everything.

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"It's the worst thing to put in your body" Nah. Could be heroin

I'd say fentanyl is arguably the worst. or lava

I'd go with lava, fentanyl has real, current, very helpful medical uses. Its the hands it's in that make it dangerous.

the unregistered hands. ~chuck norris enters the room~

nope. -fill 1 milk jug full of 50% LSD and 50% 5-MeO-DMT -chug whole thing -meet god -ask him if chinese people are actually real

don't bring it up if you haven't done it bro

nigga no one’s done that, it’s called a joke. you seem fun at parties

Nah, I want my bacon, I gotta tell you something!

Also chicken nuggets are good for me.

He doesn't need negativity like that in his life. Bacon should be it's own food group.

Amen!

>it's the worst thing to put in your body Idk man, meth might beat it on that list

I feel like the producers want skip to disagree with Shannon about everything and he gets paid more based on the more outrageous disagreements

Obligatory [Skip compilation](https://youtu.be/NI-0WemUOTs)

I dont know who that is but I love him lmao

"You don't put bacon in your body" **"WHY NOT?!"**

"I eat everything on the pig except the squeal"

Everything on the pig cept the squeal

SKIIIIYUP!

From the rooter to the tooter

Bobby Flay dislikes bacon? Never would have expected that

i could go for a barbecue bacon burger…

These guys never heard of the internet

You go, Shannon! Everything is better with bacon, including bacon!

Im Puerto Rican and if you know anything about PR, you know we love the 🐷. I ❤️ this guy! "I eat everything but the oink." 🤣🤣🤣

Bacon is good for you. My soul told me so

*OINK* -Stewies pet pig

There's competitions down in Texas where they see who can do the best pig squeal.

Never change 84!

Isn’t that white guy supposed to be 70? How come he don’t look it?

Wonderfully done

Wait til he finds out about chitterlings.

Oooooinnnk

Bro loved hog so much that he became the hog

Surely every human would rather eat cyanide then meat from a hog

Pork is delicious

"You go through life denying yourself the finest pleasures you'll find you never really lived at all." -Guy that died of coronary at 40

“Some people live more in 20 years, than others do in 80. It’s not the time that counts, it’s the person.” - the Doctor.

Skip acting like he’s healthier than Shannon fucking Sharpe

I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure lava would be worse to put in your body than bacon.

😂😂

From the rooter to the rooter as my brother would say, but he’s trash.

I’ll never understand people trying to live as long as possible… do 90 year olds look like they are having fun?

I love that why not

I love expressive people. They are the best and you cannot change my mind on that

Bacon is not fried fat. It's fried fatty meat. You want fried fat? Get yourself some cracklin's or some fat back.

Bacon is healther than most other breakfast foods. Fat in general is better than carbs or sugars.

I think the better question is why would you NOT eat bacon! 😋

Lol. It is terrible, but so delicious!

The "I eat everything but the squeal" quote actually comes from a book about how terrible the meat packing industry is or was in the 1800s and how unsanertary it was.