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ThatFuckingTurnip

I woke up because I needed to pee, and now I’m scrolling through reddit in bed.


textileranch

Same 🥸


AgreeablePudding9925

I hear ya


bagsoffreshcheese

Because of the existential dread that I have failed my family.


Few-Adagio4425

I get that feeling a bit sometimes my self, but trust me your family is far happier that you are here on earth than if you weren’t…..so that’s a start :) Hope your Sunday gets a little better as it goes on mate.


superduperlikesoup

I'm sure you haven't, but you only get one life, so do your best and move on. Certainly don't let dread paralyse you. YOLO matie


hunched_monk

Best advice, talk to them (all of them) about how you're feeling. They’ll respect you more for it


Willing-Bobcat5259

Yep, love a good existential-dread start to the day 😩. Had a few of those. If it helps at all, you’re not alone, my friend.


WAboatandcampinglife

This hit me hard reading it. Life's tough atm. Keep your chin up. I think the same as you and it's hard staying positive. Sometimes you just need to slow down and focus on one thing at a time.


lame-o-potato

Rain inside my house woke me up… Yep inside. Now watching F1 qualifying


svartrsol

Let's gooooo Ricciardo! Jacques Villeneuve can suck a fat one


WAboatandcampinglife

Haha I just watched that TikTok. I agree. Fuck him


No_Meet_3506

Clean your gutters


bumcrack1

Same! Rain coming through the light bulb and leaking onto the floor inside


LancelotAtCamelot

I'm starting to suspect the building standards here aren't great. I have a tile roof. No sarking, no under tile to speak of. Had a guy in to check a leak, and he pointed out all the water pipes had just been laid on top of everything haphazardly, which apparently is a big nono.


ExaminationNo9186

I wake up early by nature. I would normally use the time to watch some tv, play some video games. You know, some Me Time. However, the power went out about 15 minutes ago, and now i truely understand how little i can do on a dark sunday morning. Without lights i cant read a book or whatever


Sqwitton

Bizarre thinking about how in December it'd be full light and birds a chirpin at this time of day


ExaminationNo9186

Damd straight. I am a hobby photographer, and it has been a passing thought to get into the cbd real early, to take advantage of beimg dark and early enough for no people to take some shots of the city scape. I should do it this morning since i had nothing else to do, but honestly, i just cant be arsed.


Where_The_Dead_Live

There is a girl I like who is currently in hospital. I'm having sleep issues.


hmm_klementine

Sending good vibes (for her and for your feelings!)


Personal-Thought9453

Visit her if you can ; get something delivered to her if you can't.


alelop

does she like you back tho


Where_The_Dead_Live

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome apparently. Her words not mine.


Perfect-Grass-1903

Road trip to Broome starts now!


MindCorrupt

Have fun mate. Be sure to jump on UHF 40 to listen to the truckies grumbling lol.


redderthanthedevilsd

Im Envious some of us have to work, be careful!


OwlGams

Lucky!! I went on a road trip up to exmouth once, it was the best holiday I've ever had, such an adventure! Have an amazing time


Buttman099

Im running the Mighty+ and gaming on Helldivers 2 on PS portal. Sweet


Binky-Stalls

Hell yeah, tinymight2 and ffxiv here


iiiRaphael

Sweet Liberty!


gravedigger89

This guy likes democracy


KingRoosterRuss

There's nothing like spreading managed democracy one bullet at a time.


liamthx

Because my ADHD brain is like a broken light switch. Once it flicks on, it gets jammed and can't be turned off until bed time.


Uniquorn2077

I wake up most days at around 4. Not by choice, it just seems to be when my head starts racing. I use the time as quiet time for me. Usually sit outside with a coffee, and just enjoy the silence.


Upper_Knowledge7706

Two year old twins.


Fenruz

I've been there! The photos from when the kids were that age I look so wrecked, which is a shame because on the inside I had never been happier. I ran on some other kind of energy it was magic.  


Upper_Knowledge7706

Oh, it’s so true! I had them at 39 and up until then people were always surprised I was nearly 40. Since having the girls, no one is surprised about my age lol.


sentientketchup

Had my first at 30. Proceeded to age 15 years in the next five years.


Squirrel_Mum18

Oh feeling you right there, nearly 3 year olds here 🥱


vegemiteeverywhere

You must be busy! 18 month old woke at 5:20 here this morning, and ran to her sisters' room to wake them up. Everyone was immediately extremely hungry and also wanted to play soccer in the kitchen.


darkmaninperth

My dog has advised me that someone has had the audacity to walk past my house.


Marzipenn

My dogs let me know the trampoline from next door was trying to climb the fence into our garden.


DrunkOctopUs91

Mine was getting stroppy because I stayed up later than usual. He is a Staffy and incredibly opinionated.


suuze84

Putting a towel against the bedroom wall where the rain is leaking in through the roof and ceiling 😑


Sqwitton

Still goin from Saturday after a night out with friends for the first time in ages, see you Sunday people in 6 hours


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VideoWonderful901

Literally the same! Mine are called Ross and Monica because they’re brother and sister and my old roommate and I were going through a Friends phase.


Then_Ask_3167

Was watching the T20 World Cup. Suck it England!


[deleted]

I’ve been waking up around 4am of late. The sound of the rain was also a factor. Hoping for a second sleep soon…


redderthanthedevilsd

Bring on the holy second sleep


GloomyFondant526

Because the world is going to hell in a handbasket and only doom-scrolling Reddit is helping me.


calidownunder

Rain on my window, cat on my face. Now I’m up


Aussierob78

Sounds like the start of a bad country music song!


PyroShel

Doggo wants his breakfast at the usual time! Although on a weekday I've usually been up for an hour by now (5am) ugh


EmuAcrobatic

Same here, my girl is like an alarm clock


ConfusedRubberWalrus

Mine must have been sleepy. I checked up on him (fast asleep on the bed as usual) two hours after I got up.


Mundane-Category-464

Working 🙄🙄🙄


StraightBudget8799

Same, grading papers because we want this over and done by Tuesday


Mundane-Category-464

Look at us go ,over and beyond 😜😜😜


pseano

Erection


sofia72311

I mean, Auskick is at 730 but tell my damn brain that means wake up at 7, not 5!


twcau

The pain from two fractured ribs, and a fractured elbow joint has cut my slumber short thanks to pain meds not lasting as long as one might hope. Normally awake at 5am on weekdays, and my body clock usually can let me sleep in on a weekend.


daniellejessie88

Fractured sternum here ✌🏻 I keep telling myself, maybe because I didn’t sleep much last night, TONIGHT will be wicked….


twcau

So you’re in the same boat as me - thinking bone fractures, how they happened, and any bruising from them, can go suck a big hairy one. 😆


Cloud_Top_Dancer

I'm waking up every 3 hrs to do feeds and bum changes for my 3 day old boy. (Yes.. I'm bragging on reddit) we are very lucky.


tralalalauren

I’m heavily pregnant. No sleep for me


Mr_Lumbergh

Still stuck in America so I'm sorting out what to do with my sunny Saturday afternoon.


StatesmanAngler

Where about in the States?


Mr_Lumbergh

Southern California, about an hour east of LA.


StatesmanAngler

Nice, I was raised about two hours north-west of you in Bakersfield. Mind the wind and heat.


Revirii

Minesite


Training_Mix_7619

Best time of the day, always! I'll have it all done before most of you wake up! Enjoy the day all!


CityoftheMoon17

The rain woke my child up and now it's wake up time.


sogd

Sames


burnt_toast_stroke

This is my time before the family gets up


superduperlikesoup

My child has an internal alarm of 5am. Which is an improvement on the alarm he had at 3 and 4 yo of 3am. Bless his little socks.


No_Music1509

Currently going through this phase atm, god give me strength


Few-Adagio4425

Cat woke me up so she could eat, but now that I’m up it’s time for breakfast and to get ready for the nhl


Fenruz

I seem to have installed a faulty CGM which has been telling my insulin pump I'm planning a coffee date with the reaper and has been going off all night. I'm healthy as, the only thing at risk is the pump next time the alarm goes off as I might throw it at the wall (/s)


Cassettesweremyvinyl

Because my darling dog pawed and licked my face and is now napping across my bed.


MagicNinjaMan

My son have severe eczema flaring up.


No_Music1509

3 kids that think 5am is a great time to start the day. God what I would do for a sleep in.


TheIrateAlpaca

I work in hospitality and don't get these fabled 'weekends' so I'm up and getting ready for work


perth07

Dropped husband off at the airport.


ghostrider1976

Broken wrist


Amitoooldforthis1970

I'm old. Inbuilt alarm sees my naturally wake up at 4-4:30am regardless of when I go to sleep. Been nice listening to the rain ...


Lore72015

Headache and hungry.


No_Big4736

My three year old went to bed before mum got home from her friends place. Woke up to her ugly crying because she thought mum never came home, mum was asleep upstairs because I was snoring loud 😅


Comfortable-Injury94

I usually go to bed at 9am and wake up at 5pm (or try to). Gets messy when I need to see people during the middle of the day... Like today D:


prexton

Fishing


purpleficus

Woke up excited to try out a paint-by-numbers for the first time. Coffee, listening to the rain, and learning how to use a paint brush. I have no art skills so this is great for me.


Perth_nomad

To go to Bunnings before 11am,


marrabld

God speed. Get in and out safely.🙏


cocochanel774

My early riser toddler woke me up saying “peekaboo” 😂


Serendypyty

My dog is an oldboi and he couldn't decide wanted to be inside or outside. Now he's sleeping peacefully on the couch. The rest of the household is asleep too, I enjoy the peace 😊


biggerthanjohncarew

Have a newborn that won't sleep unless she's being held. My wife just got admitted to hospital because she has an abscess on her c section wound. My toddler decided today was the day to wake up early. When do I get to sleep again?


Enlightened_Gardener

It will happen, I promise. Do you have a baby sling / carrier you can carry the baby around in hands free ? I had a carrying baby and it was the only way I could do *anything*. I hope your wife will be ok. My sister had an abcess like this and they drained it and gave her antibiotics in a drip, and she was feeling far better by the end of the day. As for the toddler - perhaps today can be a Bluey day with a doonie nest ? You may be able to get them to sit still and chill for a couple of minutes. Oh and now is absolutely the time to call in any “Let me know if you need a hand” comments by various relatives and friends. Even if they can do a couple of loads of laundry or bring over some bread and milk, it all helps. Thinking of you mate. It does get better, I promise.


biggerthanjohncarew

Thank you mate, really appreciate it. I go through flashes of despair (my original comment was during one lol) but the great thing about having a 2nd child is you know how soon it gets better. Like honestly, blink and you'll miss it fast. A silver lining to the situation is I'm getting a lot more newborn cuddles! Hopefully she'll be home soon, the pain has given her endless trouble since the birth so having that sorted will make her much more comfortable.


No_Garbage3192

My orphaned baby lamb, who is living inside, decided it needed more food. Then I misjudged taking off his poo nappy and his tail flicked shit everywhere so I had to clean that. Lucky he is cute.


Severn6

You...have a lamb with a nappy?? I demand pics for the cuteness...


No_Garbage3192

https://preview.redd.it/4l4ga8dhug5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5e07722c1f79794a4f2208bc2aeef228ec468a I actually don’t have a photo with his nappy on, but here’s one of him down the back with the “big sheep” (never uploaded photo to reddit, hopefully this works)


Severn6

Awww he's cute!!


Truantone

He’s beautiful.


seanys

Huh? Only just, umm… got up. What time is it?


ryalln

Fucking cat.


Primary_Atmosphere_3

Because I'm in hospital and my roommate snores and chokes in her sleep like a dying T-Rex


idlehanz88

I have small children.


AMoistCat

Recovering from my bday party.


ubiquitouswede

Off to church and then hanging out with the family.


Marv_77

So I can go joyride around with free transportation


Tommy_the_Pommy

My dog allowed me to sleep in a little today so she got me up at 430 instead of 3am - for which I was grateful.


grayfee

Walking the dog in a gap in the rain.


MrNapkinHead2

You’re a good dog parent


grayfee

Thanks. Have a good day kind person.


Ronnyvar

ass ain’t gonna eat itself


gyeep

Not sure, but I’m up and I’m watching the golf.


Deep_Razzmatazz1841

When I woke I thought it was Monday


LordGodJen

Unpaid overtime work


Creative_Cucumber495

Because I'm in the UK, on holiday.


colscats1

Haven't been to sleep yet. Stupid prednisolone insomnia.


SluggButt

My baby decidided sleep was illegal.


Urbancoyote-7057

Gotta get to the gym while it's nice and quiet


commanderjarak

Because works starts at 6:30 today. Yet because of the rain, I'm stuck in the office yet again when I could be sitting at home doing it instead.


hmm_klementine

Kids sports :( gotta be somewhere at 730. Criminal


General-chaos01010

To drink coffee and go back to bed and have wild caffeine dreams


ML8300

4 year old, it's actually a sleep in, I just want to keep sleeping 😴


proffesor_f8

Back pain gets me up most mornings, if I’m in bed too long I just can’t get comfortable anymore, have to get up and start moving.


XnumphandaXnofufusu

Very heavy rain woke me up


mikeslyfe

Going riding in Dwellingup and even though I'm in my 40s I still get excited and wake up early ready to go!


Kruxx85

body clock and the wind.


HighInTheSkyOhMy

First I was constipated Now I have diarrhoea Gloria Gloria


RenzokukenJ

Thought it was Monday


Neolance34

Power’s out


Sominiously023

Up early every day regardless. Always have.


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Toddlers, and by my books that's sleeping in. Glorious!


redditonthanet

Woke up tangled in my sheets


Cheese_Yum_Yum

I just woke up.


StatesmanAngler

Missus woke up sick. Now she's back asleep, and I'm stuck awake in the Westin.


Important_Might2511

Plane to Melbourne at 645


bloodbag

Someones gate is banging in the wind nearby


Bman8519

I have 2 year old son. Enough said.


MeineKerle

It’s not early but it is. Fell asleep 2:30 last night after a little runaway dog adventure. I’ve got work soon, it’s the tenth day in a row. I don’t want to anymore.


EZ_PZ452

I'm one of those people who only sleeps like 6 hours then I'm up . Sunday mornings I go for a walk with a friend


Dav_1089

Cat jumped on my head


bebabodi

Work


wowagressive

Fresh food markets!!


Present-Web1709

Saw Gremlin’s silhouette so turned on phone light


Clear-End8188

Smoke alarm struggled with humidity all night- went off every half hour


No-Name-5923

I have a 7 month old pup who wakes me up


MartynZero

Thought I heard footsteps inside the house, kids were fast asleep tho.


Aromatic-Discount384

I'm sick and didn't sleep at all last night \o/


Bluebutteyfly

Off to busso for a family member’s birthday


stopped_watch

Blood donation.


RandomUser1083

Wife snoring like a frieght train


Mike91444

the RuneScape grind stops for nobody


Dry-Revenue2470

I have to go to work😕


SS4JW

Needed a coffee


DeepFriedDave69

Had a dream that it was 10am and i still hadn’t left for work Didn’t even mind waking up from it because of the relief i got realising it was still Sunday


asitistome2

Watching baseball on mlb


NoodlePoo327

Kids.


JaceMace96

Sleep problems is a symptom


Waste-Pass-7200

Just woke up at 4.30 for some stupid reason


seven_seacat

Cricket's on TV


Civil-Zombie-8713

Managing my soccer team, 8am kickoff in freo from Joondalup😭


CrabyLion

Sports! 1230am was the T20 Australia England cricket match, 6am had the Belmont Stakes, 8 am conflicting between West Indies Uganda T20 and the Oilers Panthers NHL game 1 of the Finals. Disney on ice later. Surely there is time for a nap too?


halinkamary

My daughter woke up at 2am, so my husband got up with her then slept on the couch. I was up early so he could go to bed and get more sleep.


RAAFLightningII

It's my birthday, turning 19 And of course it's raining!


AreYouDoneNow

Because maccas doesn't do breakfast in the afternoons


Enlightened_Gardener

I got up at 9.30 thankyouverymuch. Which is the first decent sleep I’ve had all week, and I sleep with earplugs in, so I had no idea we had Weather as well….


djhoneybadger94

Picked up Coles and Woolies orders for my mum and my sister as they've had their 4 year streak of not catching the spicy cough broken 😕 Easier to do it first thing in the morning. Less people, easier to park.


Inside_Major7031

work :(


WAboatandcampinglife

Work, sadly.


iambecomeslep

Always up early. Stupid bodyclock.


Rathma86

Working


Hotman_Paris

We have a Yorkshire Terrier puppy. He barks at 5:30am daily, demanding to be chased around the dining room table.


CptnAwsmBalls

Because I don't actually have to work today, so of course my body wakes me up at dumbshit o'clock.


Little_Industry2800

To take the kids to soccer


Cycloneozgirl

Cos I’m lying in bed snuggled up, listening to the rain on the roof. It’ll put me right back to sleep.


frodobaggins91

Gastro


from_mars_to_sirious

Watched Aus beat Eng in the T20 and then went to work


cheaarah

Driving down to mandurah to meet with the SIL she flew in for a holiday down to Margaret River with the other half


AmethystPirateGirl

As the Vikings would say *Det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig klær* 😉 (No bad weather just bad clothes)


sarbear1985

Driving back to Perth after 2 weeks in Exmouth. So depressing driving back through all the rain. Started raining from north of Shark Bay and hasn’t really stopped right through to Northampton.


jjbkeeper

I was up because we just moved my 3 yo out of her cot into a bed and she just walked into my room and poked me in the face.


DrunkOctopUs91

I realised that I had left an entire load of washing on the line. I had to drive to my folks house to use their dryer (laundromats don’t have my childhood pets! And free food).


Caine_sin

Kids.


Free-Butterscotch937

Went to Disney on ice with my almost 4yr old. Can confirm was well worth it


iDeker

Working. Why is no one else?


Ma77y05

Woke up to get a 9km run in before my 12hr shift


texxelate

Kids are hungry at 5am despite eating their body weight the night prior


79AA

I’m up at about 4:40 every Sunday to watch the UFC, it’s what gets me through the working week, I love my Sunday fights also throw on 6ix on the radio an I’m in heaven


myee8

Swept the damn leaves in my backyard.


Basically-Toby

... I passed out early the night before after a workout and now I'm about to do it again for a second time Plus i'm fat so that might play a part in the sleep thing idk


MayuriKrab

I didn’t, slept all the way to around noon, then felt like I got the worlds biggest migraine headache, took some Nurofen and went back to sleep, woke up again just now 😂


Ok-Banana6647

Ate a spicy curry last night and am paying for it now