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wowagressive

"Was not an accident ya peanut" landed so much better than any expletives


belltrina

The will power to leave it at that. I'd be pulling out some pretty creative language myself


KentuckyFriedEel

politest Australians.


MalibuMarlie

No doubt. In a land where c-bombs are dropped frequently and casually this guy calls him a peanut.


tkah27717

My dad will drop the c bomb without a moments hesitation, but if he calls someone a turkey, they definitely need to be worried


MalibuMarlie

Ya I’ve heard people use ‘muppet’ or ‘mate’ and it sounded much sharper than ‘cunt’ by the way they said it. Also, I heard my husband say ‘poor cunt’ about a teenage boy who met a tragic end and I was like ‘excuse me?’ because I’m from Canada and you just don’t hear that sort of thing lol. I’m used to it now.


shplaxg

Ya ABSOLUTE peanut, more than just your average nut


pegleg_1979

As an American I can say easily that was one of the funniest insults I’ve ever heard


LiveMotivation

I thought he said “pinger” at first. Lol


DewArtist

This guy was swerving in and out behind us while we were driving, it looked like he was trying to swerve around us. As we got to the roundabout it seemed like he made up his mind because he sped right past us almost hitting us, straight through the roundabout and into the other houses fence. After that he pulled out and started skidding again. That’s when I started taking the video.


PocketFanny

Make sure the cops get the video, shows him getting out of the driver's seat. Good work.


Sippin_Jimmy

Technically it shows him getting out of the passenger seat. Slick move by the peanut.


Gud-Alim

He was so tough in his car until you confronted in person. It's almost comical how much his personality changed in that minute.


KamensPoltergeist

Don't leave us hanging. Did you call the cops? Did you stay around? What happened? Also, consider sending it to https://www.youtube.com/@DashCamOwnersAustralia even though it's not technically from a dashcam.


rawker86

Apparently a bunch of helpful gentlemen accompanied this bloke until the cops arrived shortly afterward.


AreYouDoneNow

I think they'll take it, this is gold


PuzzledRegular9401

How long ago did this happen


DewArtist

Pretty much as I posted it.


ChilliLips

Thanks for posting. Any update on the outcome?


knarrarbringa

Well done for catching him 👏 caught him red handed.


ShareYourIdeaWithMe

> into the other houses fence... That’s when I started taking the video. Uh so this is the second fence he hit in like 2 minutes? Wtf is wrong with this guy.


Handleton

I only wish you typed with the accent too. You're out there doing the lord's work. Edit: just realized I'm in the Perth subreddit, so I guess as an American, I'm the one with the funny accent.


OtherwiseExplorer279

I thought it was a doughie that went horribly wrong..


yeezus_is_jesus

I'm glad you got it on film and witnessed it, that's some seriously stupid driving. Idk what he has less of, talent or intelligence There also something tragically beautiful about the crashed Ute under the Aussie flag too


DewArtist

I’m glad I did, I’m usually pretty conservative with my phone lol


Goodtenks

Yeah this one’s a fair reason to film I think most of us have done stupid things and I was young with a overpowered car once but we used to save doing dumb stuff to industrial areas at nights or on weekends, or closed bit of highway, remote country roads. This peanut could have wiped out a child or another other human minding their business. I know it’s still against the law regardless but I can understand doing this in the middle of nowhere, suburban streets are never the time or place.


Jonker88

Intelligence.


KentuckyFriedEel

peanut m&m sized brain clinkin around in that empty skull of his.


belltrina

Fucking magestic under the flag needs to be an oil painting in the museum


MikeAppleTree

Western Australian Art Gallery as a permanent exhibition.


The-Bliss-Point

Poetry in motion


OrdinaryEmergency342

Gibberish in neutral


bic_lighter

how do these assholes afford nice cars?


DocFingerBlast

Loans


Phronias

FIFO!


jianh1989

heavy debt and having 0 sense of responsibility


WasabiYoNom

A dickhead in a Ute turns out to be a wimp. Someone gets called a peanut. Colleen is in the way. Aussie flag flying high above it all. Ticking every box for a great Aussie video.


DefinitionOfAsleep

I love that he called him a 'peanut'. It's not only wholesome but somehow more cutting than if he got called a "f\*ckin' c\*nt".


Morgue-Escapologist

FnCnt is expected as de riguer. Peanut requires calm thoughtful assessment. Far better


Gibodean

If he busted a plugger during the accident it would be a bonus.


Impressive_Ad_7265

Can’t park there


TheRainMan101

I was hoping he’d say it straight away 🤣 best time to use it


DewArtist

Hahahaha


msjezkah

Just waiting for a mate?


RandomDanny

how did these consequences happen to me after my actions?! fucken peanut!


adultonsetdiabitus

come on colleen you know better than that


DewArtist

Colleen was getting ready to deal with it herself hahaha


CyanideRemark

Colleen knows the culprits Mum from her knitting circle. Shes gonna have a few harsh words.


MikeAppleTree

Gold! 😂


dimibro71

Colleen please


djgreedo

\#leavecolleenalone


4ssteroid

Colleen Colleen Colleen Colleeeeen. Please don't take him just because you can


ALitreOhCola

Move AWAY Colleen.


Dylfish

Pull ya head in col


KoalaDeluxe

Great vid - hope they throw the book at that guy! And PerthNow also get tomorrow's headline story...


1r0nf15t

https://preview.redd.it/ao5yu6gsia9d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c862a3943a031f49e3da93265fa6a7142e0258a Limited edition oil on canvas - *Young And Free* *Artist: Methyew Peanut*


hadronox

We've torn up soil with utes and oil, Our home is girt by steve


No_Protection_88

I didn't have anything to do with it. Says the only bloke by the car


HypnoStone

If no one else was around, no cameras, and no one saw him get out he could’ve actually probably got away with it. In the US in my city I know a few people who have gotten stuff as little as month probation or house arrest for stuff like running from cops, reckless driving, crashing, and even in stolen vehicles just because they were the only one at the scene and claimed the driver ran away and they were just riding passenger. That’s why this dude got called out so hard for obviously lying about driving.


Captain-Peacock

Friday Fuckwit has been Trumped.


TheBrilliantProphecy

Someone got onto the glass bbq to start their Friday. What a dickhead


Madrical

Yeah he's gotta be cooked, surely. The driver couldn't have put it better. Absolute dick.


Icy-Pollution-7110

Pretty much! Or at least some drinks with the boyz, forgetting that if you drink n drive, ur a bloody idiot ;)


ozspook

the Crystal Kazoo..


AllModsRLosers

OP, you're a fucking legend. Top level serve given, great evidence, perpetrator identified as a peanut: 10/10.


barfridge0

This poor unlucky battler is having a bad day. Good news is he'll be back on the road next week with a shiny new E plate. Consequences are for other people.


Waysnap

Anyone else want to know what’s “got a thing on the umm”? Edit to add: hey at least he had his driving lights on. 🤣🤪


No_Vermicelliii

Pair of nuts hanging off the tow bar?


Waysnap

Possibly good call. I couldn’t see. I wish filmer would tell us.


DewArtist

What did you want to know?


Waysnap

What filmer or you are referring to when you said “look it’s got a thing on the ummm”.


robophile-ta

[it was debris](https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1dqg7ke/crazy_guy_drives_into_house_in_perth_suburbs/lao4n2z/)


MeleesMeatHook

Haha yes, it's got a thing in the what?!?!


fuckbutton

The commentary is 😗👌


DewArtist

Thanks haha


coolskateboardguy

"He's the driver there! And he's a dick!!" Well done to the blokes for filming and pulling over to confront him.


Moaning-Squirtle

How to fuck up your life in 30 seconds.


DefinitionOfAsleep

Somehow, I think this is the consequence of more than 30 seconds of fucking up.


dpac86au

Did Colleen perform a citizens arrest? What was the outcome OP, did the cops get him?


DewArtist

The cops got him


chinneganbeginagain

Good work OP 👍


Ok_Revenue2150

"My cracktivities cooked my car..." Shitstain, June 2024


chook1908

Some people shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel, full stop Bloody wanker


Elite-Fuckery

Well done 👏 That's some prize evidence you got there, make sure you give the police a statement about your observations prior to recording as well. A prime case of Reckless Driving... should be at least 6 months disqualification and his car (what's left of it) seized... depending on what past record he has


turbogangsta

I know you are right but 6months doesn’t seem like enough for someone who is using such a lethal object so carelessly.


MuchReputation6953

He will have his E plates for 'work' by Tuesday


Dylfish

Needs a job for that mate


Elite-Fuckery

I know... its fuck all. That's the minimum though, hopefully the magistrate sees this footage and gives him 9-12 months disqualification


JohnnyDrama84

He just had a few pints at the carine tav, was just parking her up lad.


Cpl_Hicks76

Sadly, someone will think this absolute moron is an absolute legend


missyou-harambe

maybe a ford person, but this driver should get 10yrs minimum just for binning a maloo


AquilaAdax

He’s driving a Holden, Ford people hate him!


ultratunaman

An icon the Maloo is. This fool just ruined one.


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

“I didn’t have anything to do with it!” - 🤡


-JasmineDragon-

Same thing happened in Kardinya a couple years back, some young hoon gunned it down a suburban street and slammed in to some poor fellas house. Worse part was it was not 100 meters from the primary school. Absolute dickheads.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Friday frieday. Old mate was last seen at the local glass BBQ


No-Fan-888

Crashed Commodore ute underneath an Australian flag while doing dickhead things. It needs to be memed.


TheQueenAbs

Good on you for recording this mate!🤬.I fucking despise Shitcunts who drive cars and ride motorbikes like that,those are the same kind of people that winge about Police and how there's too many laws and rules.....fucking dogs.


DewArtist

Thank you, agreed.


DefinitionOfAsleep

"It was out of control" Yeah, somehow I don't think that anyone thought you brought the vehicle to a controlled stop.


steveonthegreenbike

I'd be removing that video and putting a watermark on it!


_PerthNow_

Hang on, hang on.... we're still downloading this on our shared office modem.


DewArtist

Hahahaha


DewArtist

Answering a few questions: 1: “its got a thing on the um” Was referring to some debris of the car stuck to it from hitting other objects beforehand. 2: what happened after the video?: After the video we pulled to the side and got out of the car to circle him and make sure he didn’t run anywhere, then when more people came over, we picked up most of the hard debris of the road. Cops were called and they dealt with him. 3: What happened before the video?: he was acting really furious by the way of his driving, he was tailgating us for a while until he finally flew past us almost hitting us, through the roundabout and into another person property (which you can see the dirt skids at the start of the video) then did a few revs before racing off which is where the video starts. 4: will he be charged?: I assume so lol, Might have some news outlet tell more about it down the line, I’m not sure myself. 5: Where was this?: Guron Rd, Duncraig 6: Where are the kids?: it was bang on 3pm when this happened so there were school kids everywhere. Thanks for all the kind comments, you’re all legends too. Every comments is too funny. Also funnily enough I am a freelance videographer so if you need anything like that give me a shout. - Luke


prean625

There was a lady pushing a pram on the right in your video by his first crash. Its was my wife and 8 month old son. Very scary stuff and we are lucky she wasn't on the other side of the road. Her POV https://streamable.com/vmdxcd


DewArtist

Oh wow, my heart skipped a beat when reading that. I'm glad you all are ok.


MikeAppleTree

Bloody hell! I’m glad your wife and baby are ok!


henry82

if possible please get the incident number from op and add this video to the report


lowey2002

Holy shit! Please take this to the police station today.


Johno69R

Was not an accident ya peanut! Classic. What an absolute fuck stick. Good job recording that guys, hopefully the cops throw the book at him.


kafka99

"You're a dick!" Legendary


Necessary-Ad9691

Get your fucking head in the game Colleen ![gif](giphy|110gOs75GuUWyY|downsized) Also fuck this guy


punksnotdeadtupacis

It’s a walkinforsure model


soodis-inthe-oodis

Underrated comment


Severn6

Every Colleen comment is killing me... 🤣


DewArtist

Same hahaha


OMessias

Can't park there mate.


Sufficient_While_577

They are always so friendly when they get out of the car lol


Creepy-Situation

Just waiting for a mate


arkhamknight85

Love it. Well done boys for filming him. But what a fucking idiot. This is what happens when you’re a dick head and take no responsibilities for your stupid actions.


CerberusOCR

This is definitely gonna be on Perth Now in 30 minutes


[deleted]

I know this guy and he is gone psychosis off the rails parents passed away and everything went downhill.He was a popular guy great sportsmen and a great mate sadness got him and drugs took over fried kentucky duck . Alot of people have been trying to find him to take him to mental ward to get help he wasn't a peanut all his life losing his father hurt him and he hasn't recovered. Glad no one was hurt and all involved did the right thing ....except for Colleen ya galah! Hopefully he can get the help he needs just thought I would share a small part of his story as he was a great aussie not so long ago .


TranceIsLove

I like to travel.


PopularVersion4250

Dw he’s lying 


retrojit

Absolute dick n’ cunt. Hope cops throw him in jail.


Ok-Engineering-3744

Peanut😀


NonDetected007

Does he know he can't park there?


DD-Dan

Thank you for recording and putting the guy on blast.


Familiar_Guess_7687

You giving the driver a rinsing was excellent to watch


Organic-Effective-49

Fucking cooked cunt


AgreeablePudding9925

You sir a a serious legend. Thank you for recording this and standing up to this. I’m a petrol head but there is a time and a place, and that isn’t it


ammenz

![gif](giphy|g01ZnwAUvutuK8GIQn|downsized)


AVBofficionado

Stay out of it Colleen!


Fragrant_Law_4921

Is it just me, or does anyone else find that a large proportion of erratic, speeding, impatient drivers on the road are in a ute?


feyth

A ute driver spinning out around a corner mounted the kerb and came within a couple inches of killing my dog once. (And I suppose me, but I was more concerned about the dog at the time.) I didn't have proof, even though I could point to the house the ute had come from, so the cops did nothing.


MadMac1976

When sending it goes wrong


Live_Focus_3541

can't park there brother


Michael_laaa

Hope they suspended his license and hope his insurance (doubt he has one) sees this...


Ok-Lead9187

Good on you mate he’s off his dial what a piece of shit


MrSoftRoll

Looks like every dickhead in a ute I've ever seen...


zircosil01

He's just had an expensive fucking day. What a flog.


flibertigibit78

Possibly not if he lies to his insurer. Insurers don’t always get made aware of this stuff, but they have also been known to door knock in the area to ask for witnesses if it’s suspish.


StuM91

I mean, he wasn't wrong when he said he was out of control 😂


Racingislyf

What a fucking idiot. So glad it was caught on camera. He really tried to play dumb and say it was an accident.


Tango-Down-167

Fucking tool. Good that you got vid on him, lock the cunt up.


TheCurbAU

Well done Craig.


V1r3S

Some people just don't deserve such toys 🤷‍♂️


thuanzo

He's got a thing on the.. WHAT??


Exekiel

Fucken shame, pretty sure that was a Maloo, far too much car for that wanker.


ozzysince1901

The West has now stolen your footage...[The West](https://thewest.com.au/news/traffic/sorrento-man-40-charged-with-several-driving-offences-after-being-caught-on-film-c-15179584) Edit: they credited Perth Now, wtf


longstreakof

Bogan fuck head confirmed.


Budd430

What a brainless cunt.


Maximum_Confusion_

Can't park there mate


Additional_Prior_199

You cant part there mate.


Purple-Construction5

was the tyre track up the driveway at 0:06 from the peanut driver?


IroN-GirL

He explained it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/perth/s/zIiVaKF4aX


tbods

And another feller u/prean625 shared their wife’s view of it https://www.reddit.com/r/perth/s/80g3oUVvsv


narvuntien

I heard this, didn't know exactly what it was.


chickens5

Is that guron road?


morningee

Please send this to crime stoppers


Nuclear_corella

That poor ute. What a fkn idiot.


Impossible-Agently

What was the thing on the um, the thing on the um?


__7_7_7__

Glad it’s on film 🎥. Video never lies.


Teddy_Pocketwatch

I do enjoy a good "Wasn't my fault" while obviously being solely responsible for what has just happened


OtherwiseExplorer279

"what happened" 😂 .. I dunno mate, what do you reckon?


Mord_Fustang

Best video ive seen in a donkeys. COLLEEN FFS


funday_morning

I saw the cops had him on Glengarry Dve


AgentGizmo

“You’re a dick, mate”. How to be mean & polite at the same time.


itsucksbutihavehope

Thanks for posting this. That was my parents front garden he first slammed into. They’ll be interested to see this.


AggressiveTip5908

fuck sakes Colleen get out of there


Punconscious

Mate, sincerely well done for seeing something not right and doing something. Great video evidence and I especially love the mirror selfie.


LilMudButt

Definitely on the glass barbie


Lineupman

Crush the car take away his license and never give it back


Spiritual-Ad7243

What a complete unit.


OtherCypress42

Holy shit


ErraticLitmus

I think you mean dickhead, not crazy guy


Dylfish

Cooked unit. Probably doesn't have a licence to lose


nursenubs

He KNOWS he is fried!


Necessary_Routine300

Awesome post OP , peanut indeed ! Love Mrs mangels cameo at end


KentuckyFriedEel

Can't get more cinematic than that Aussie flag above it waving in the breeze


oiled_piston

Fuckwit !


Responsible_Bee3680

Someone seen the bell tower times post about the Maloo driver... decided to trash the ultimate yewwwwtility! Fucking peanut...


bendalazzi

Fkn get in there Colleen haha


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smuts0nic

For a total drongo, he's surprisingly smart to exit the vehicle on the passenger side and admit no wrongdoing. With a good lawyer that could've been the difference between being charged or walking away.


oryhiou

It’s got a thing on the what!?! C’mon, what’s it got a thing on?!


[deleted]

What a slimy POS. Good on you for getting a video.


HickoryTrickeryArc

"You fucking peanut" is my new go to, to yell at someone


KissingerCorpse

barely dinged the fence


m1keyleeg

You peanut 🤣🤣


PA-pjs-rsocomfy

I recon Colleen would’ve been prepared to throw hands.


Scooby_236

Meth is a hell of a drug


Darkknight145

Hopefully video passed on to police. Would also be nice to pass it on to insurance company so he doesn't get a payout.


SoccerGamerGuy7

Well done mate! Great video too! The "Peanut" bit was absolutely hilarious


bno000

LOL He got charged. Over the BAC limit, no authority to drive, driving without a license. https://thewest.com.au/news/traffic/sorrento-man-40-charged-with-several-driving-offences-after-being-caught-on-film-c-15179584?utm_content=bufferb717b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=the-west-news&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0n9o3m6vsCqg0925_fVJnyfDEaDqHiMRjuqaAq6lNEYzyfwROtIsDVYek_aem_0HVVzwNoFGYRnMXpCYPBoA


Adventurous_Pass_969

https://preview.redd.it/1z6dgqkspp9d1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba2966d06262da88430afb9e35a180da27f7100 Look what my friend sent me 🤣


zelmazam1

Ya can't park there mate


Eltnamerf

Sorry mate. Doing the Shaggy "wasn't me" is not going to get you out of this one. Enjoy the taste of book


NeverSurrender1000

Classic Commodore driver


ChilliLips

“I didn’t have anything to do with it”