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No_Media2001

Big bird after a week in kenzo


dbe7

More like Big bird hired Trump's make-up guy.


notworkingghost

Yeah, they don’t need all those police, just these guy posted up.


RudigarLightfoot

The straight-to-video, bad-attempt-at-arthouse-film sequel to the 1985 classic *Follow that Bird.*


nowtayneicangetinto

Gritty's deadbeat dad, Shitty


Moose2157

Papa Gritty was dry clean only but someone didn’t read the tag.


Suitable-Peanut

Grimy


regular_sized_fork

Grifty


Nafrm17st

His eyes look like he just had his first hit of crack


notworkingghost

That’s a hell of a drug.


DeadSwaggerStorage

Brb; going to Kensington for some crack.


ElectricalMud2850

craigslist big bird is absolutely wild


RudigarLightfoot

Speaking of, whatever happened to [Gritty's lady friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/jq2jsb/my_friend_thought_you_might_appreciate_her_so/)? (Grittney)? Is she still terrorizing North London? Did she and Gritty ever make it official? Are there mini-Grittys out there somewhere?


IntrovertedGiraffe

Oh good lord. I hadn’t seen that before and now I have a million questions


markaritaville

but...what was it trying to be?


Stevekane42

wtf is this from


DeadSwaggerStorage

Seinfeld puffy shirt episode.


Stevekane42

forreal


acalacaboo

Surely the phanatic birthed Gritty, right?


Any-Scale-8325

Who knew Grittys were so well hung?


notworkingghost

Now you nose.


ken-davis

Love this.


Stevekane42

why does this look like AI lol


shapu

>Still not sure about his mom. A bottle of mickey's


BAaaaaaaaaa22

Gritty’s dad lived rough 🚬


THAHOLYSPLIFF

Uh oH biG BurD jUs smOAk a cRak


Riverrat423

Kind of a derp compared to his son. I mean Gritty is chubby, but still very athletic.


Phillyboishowdown

Whom’st thyne fuck?