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JiveChicken00

Four Seasons Total Landscaping


SnooKiwis2161

I'm dying if only because I will never, ever forget that delightful debacle


kinggudu13

Wrong answers only lol


jesuischels

I literally came here to say this


ms_slowsky

šŸ‘šŸ˜


Lower_Wall_638

Walking into the Delaware, half submerged.


Habbersett-Scrapple

Graffiti pier, waving at new jersey, but add giant speakers behind him playing club music


TooPoorForWaWa

oh snap you talking about the old train bridge thing in port Richmond?! I hope so cuz I used to chill there back in the day.


time-for-jawn

Heā€™s your boy. You keep him. Sincerely, Delaware


Got2JumpN2Swim

Berlin


mfs619

This is quietly the funniest answer hahaha


KHSebastian

Nowhere. Near. Berlin. I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin


papadoc2020

Ok he's definitely gonna take us to Berlin.


Delicious-Rooster629

Perfect!


PHL-Gator

West Berlin...NJ. where I live...I'll take it...


Got2JumpN2Swim

But think about the fuhrer


PHL-Gator

Mine Furher will be fine , he's relaxing in Argentina....


positivelybroadst

Maryland?


Top_Extreme9413

At the base of Boner 4ever building


2ant1man5

Wouldnā€™t survive one day in my old hood lol.


Oscar_Ladybird

No way. That would be desecration of a sacred landmark. ETA- to be clear, I mean the Boner 4Ever building is the sacred landmark. The Rizzo statue is a hulking piece of shit, just like Rizzo.


BrotherlyShove791

Every year it should just get moved to whatever street in South Philly has the most longtime Italian residents living on it. Keep the 88 year old Salvatores and 92 year old Francescas happy.


jimmybugus33

Hey!! wrong answer only


NickRubesSFW

Upside down under 95


BrythonicMan

Convenienly where Rizzo Rink is, it could hang over it like a chandelier.


a_stone_throne

Make it skateable at fdr park would be dope.


vendaaiccultist

K&A


rollingstoner215

They said *wrong* answers only


Habbersett-Scrapple

That jawn would end up with a narcan shot to the face and a very disgruntled user by the end of the day


dufflebag7

Art museum steps


mexheavymetal

In front of Mayor Parkerā€™s house. Not facing the public, just facing her front door.


inluvwithlove475

Front of the line at Genoā€™s .


Olivia_Bitsui

*Wrong* answers only


MaxwellPillMill

Why tf are his hands so big


Habbersett-Scrapple

A lot of crumb bums need handling


NotSureNotRobot

Physically


ACY0422

I worked for the city a long time. When he was mayor there more non white supervisors and managers in the departments I worked in than there were after College degrees were needed after him to ā€œprofessionalizeā€ civil service. The minority supervisors and managers in the department I worked in at the later stages of career were college educated and most were not from Philadelphia. And there were a lot less percentage wise. Wrong answer for location at the end of the tracks on the El in NE Philly to signal train to stop


SoigneBest

Thanks for that, he still was a racist POS though.


ACY0422

The way people born before World War II talked would sound terrible today. Even Disney films from back then sound racist today. He was gruff speaking like most working class men from his time. I met him at my job years after he was Mayor, he was at the prep for a politician's arrival. He did not demand anything and was quite polite. When he was Mayor the city experienced two recessions and high inflation periods. The sound bites sound terrible now.


SoigneBest

Dude your post history is suspect af, but thanks for the history lesson. Old people are bigots, got it!


ACY0422

Rizzo was hated by the press. One event he was vilified for was the strip search by PPD of Black Panthers He was not there and was not commission but was running for mayor. But the legend was cast. I been a liberal Democrat since I could vote but I saw what I saw working in city hall. A police garage and another city facility. Green and Kenny were the worse mayors. Both absent empty suits.


SoigneBest

ā€œVote White.ā€ -Frank Rizzo Stfu.


paz9ify

Rizzo famously integrated the police. White cop & black cop in every car. But he gave away the store to unions. He handled the Move confrontation waaay better than Wilson Goode, his successor. At the end of the day, he was polarizing. Perceptions matter. He did a better job as police chief, in a Chicago/Daly kind of way.


absherlock

Camden, NJ


WindowsDidIt

On top of the grease poleĀ 


billpenna

Reaching for the cheese and meat they forgot to take down.


Ricekake33

top of city hall


railworx

The only correct answer


heddalettis

Fuck no!


MintTea-FkYou

FDR park to do tricks on and over. LOL! I bet they could come up with some really fun and clever ways to incorporate every part of this thing. Great photo ops, too.


swan0418

I love this idea lol.


EddieLeeWilkins45

Top of Comcast Tower 2, make him the highest object in Philly


surprisedkitty1

The Constitution Center


GaseousGiant

How about inside a foundry furnace?


Tstcontroversy

Cobbs Creek


rollingstoner215

Replace Billy Penn on top of City Hall


siandresi

Where does wastewater go in Philadelphia?


inthelionsmouth

CRUMB BUM


constanteggs

In a museum, specifically in an exhibit about racism in Philadelphia.


WissahickonKid

Clark Park


Cursor90

I am Out of the loop. Why is the statue being relocated?


Ghost__town__

He was an asshole and people don't want him in the city anymore


EddieLeeWilkins45

too many softies in this city nowadays


ACY0422

The legend spun by the press vilified him. Were you even alive when he was? He spoke like someone born in 1915. But black people advanced in civil service under him


Ghost__town__

Even during his time reporters were writing about how police, under his lead, were beating suspects with lead pipes. He had numerous lawsuits, during his time, laid out against him. I feel like there's this idea that people have only just started to be critical of the historical figures but humans have probably done it since the start of time. It's just that we hear about it more now because of social media.


ACY0422

One thing stands I was told by an old cop who was a rookie at the Columbia Ave riot 1964. He grabbed a black man and Rizzo called him by name and told him to let that man go. He is not doing anything but walking by. I think he could be considered racist by todayā€™s standards. By 1964 standards he wanted to protect innocent people of all races


MisterSofteePSSD

Front of Woody's.


Bethjana1

Dallas


positivelybroadst

Atop of the 2300 Arena, facing south...


My_MeowMeowBeenz

*Wrong* answers only? Oh, then a place of honor and respect. Fuck Rizzo


paganomicist

Scrapyard.


AmishSlamdancer

6221 Osage Avenue. Hey, you said wrong answers only!


dardendevil

F/o 6221 Osage Ave?


13asher

701 Arch Street


Timejinx

My backyard


Gritty_Phl

He should be placed at one of the entrances off of 95 to the Great Northeast šŸ‘†


jimmybugus33

Grant & boulevard


BadChris666

On the deck of the SS United States


Bored710420

Strawberry Mansion High School


reddda2

Eastern State Penitentiary


Organic_Boat2368

The trash


Plastic-Natural3545

Knock Ben off of City Hall and stick Rizzo up there. Better yet, put him on top of the Comcast building.Ā  Should have hanged it as an effigy in Fairmont park on Juneteenth. Or smack in the middle of the Italian Market where he would be nice and safe.Ā  The options are countless.Ā 


mf279801

Into the Mayorā€™s office. Not ā€œin front of the buildingā€, not ā€œin the lobbyā€, but right across from the Mayorā€™s desk, where the visitorā€™s chairs would normally be. Iā€™m not completely unreasonable, so i leave it at the mayorā€™s discretion whether the statue is facing toward or away from the desk


johnminster

On top of City Hall.


PHL-Gator

RIGHT WHERE IT IS !! GREAT MAYOR !!


StrangerEffective851

In front of Sol Rosenbergā€™s house.


Unusual_Tie_2404

In Clark park


Disarray215

Right back where it was!! No seriously, it should be turned into a public urinal


schrack

Replace the susquehanna statue of liberty with him


Difficult_Fact_9856

The Delaware river


FartJarFunker

Broad & Snyder


ms_slowsky

Camden


DrexelCreature

Please touch museum


phillyphilly19

In the river with his former enemies.


Ok_Ambition9134

In front of the Met on North Broad.


Just_bcoz

In someoneā€™s ass


Macgrubersblaupunkt

6221 Osage Avenue


EducationalCarrot617

Back where it belongs you lushes and crumbbums. Time to make philly great again. Cry about that, fruits


SubberInPa

68 and Osage too brutal?


RedRangerWitchCraft

the site of Operation Move.


Objective_Ad_9203

76 Place


RandomAmuserNew

Dump


hulkhoagiephilly

Willdwood boardwalk.


DispatchestoAmerica

Up his own dead ass.


pennred

Garbage dump


Goldy1965

The city dump needs a mascot.


FranzNotHans

Outside the art museum on a pedestal high enough to be high-fiving the Rocky statue.


themayorhere

That freaking crumb bum


EntryLonely6508

In the trash


Bobofettsixtynoune

At Sol Rosenburgā€™s house.


KNEELbeforeZODorDIE

relocate to the roof, alongside of statues of Mexican roofers he's firing down to the ground for slapping each other around with the hot mops


mattmilli0pics

Mlk high


Conscious-Ad-3721

NYC


Pauillac55

Berlin


ghl37

Bottom of the Delaware.


KeithFlowers

Nuremberg


espressocycle

Spring Garden Station


[deleted]

Depends on one question: who is Frank Rizzo?


Valuable-Surround557

In my ass


SnooMacaroons3517

Replace the Statue of Liberty!


Whygoogleissexist

In front of Trump Tower, Chicago


Wayne-Wonder

Next to the one of Sol Rosenberg


daregulater

52nd and Market


Mundane_Apple_1027

In a dumpster


railworx

It clearly says "wrong" answers only!


NorthernPossibility

To the pier where the guy ate the chicken


Profitdaddy

Next to Rocky at the Art Museum


babiesmakinbabies

Most of these answers below are not "wrong."


babiesmakinbabies

In front of the African American Museum.


shokunin_07

K&A


sn0m0ns

In front of the ACLU


Wizard_of_Iducation

Bottom of the Delaware.


Th3V4ndal

The 10th layer of hell


Kadiddlehopper19

MAGA LARDO


Willkum

In front of the Philly zoo


GeniusInterrupt

Malcolm X Park


abdrrauf

Museum for bad leaders and racist and dictators etc. To remember who not to be like and elect as leaders. And have school trips and etc.. Fr šŸ’Æ


ZachF8119

I canā€™t remember if he was the move bombing mayor, but that wave at that house from across the street would be hilarious to me


Sea_Wolverine3928

No. That was Wilson Goode


Different-Ad9986

Outside the Museum of Lush and Crumbbum Hall of Fane in Mt Airy.


Pmajoe33

The dump


Middle_Cantaloupe_71

51st St. and Larchwood Ave.


TalleyBand

Next to the Super Across the Way.


acarmichaelhgtv

Up its own ass


crimbusrimbus

Schuylkill river


StrGze32

Turn it into a public urinalā€¦the way the Brits did with Margret Thatcherā€™s grave stoneā€¦


Unfair-Witness8497

Temple university


jerk9

Outside grind core cafe


Sea_Wolverine3928

Kensington


TooPoorForWaWa

Germany, he's already doing the hand salute


Charming_Cow378

Hell


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

Your moms.


Ill-Possibility561

Franklin Square platform of patco facing backwards.


Daddy2UHoes

22nd Ridge


Daddy2UHoes

Broad & Erie


Daddy2UHoes

Broad & Olney


AffectionateHope4760

Next to a giant statue of a butt he is wiping


Prestigious-Web4824

Atop City Hall


x0_991

Kensington


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Where the lushes and crumb bums stayā€¦he wants to fight them.


RobMoss316

On top of the Comcast Tower wearing a Phillies jersey to bring the Phillies good luck


PatsandGenos

The entrance to Cherelle Parker's office.


Lovecunny_69

Raymond Rosen Housing Project


DuckMassive

Well, given the fascist salute ā€¦ maybe in East Germany, where neo-Nazis are ascendant.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

In the Vine Street Canal


KnittedKnight

Outside of Walmart or Target.


BlooNorth

33rd and Powelton


InflationFast7234

In the surekill (schuylkill) river


DubC_Bassist

Delaware River trench.


KobeStopItNo

In front of Chris Rock. ā€œKeep my statues name out of your mouth!ā€


DrZaius68

Kensington


UltimateFuchbois

My dad helped erect thatšŸ¤£


yaroboy73

South Philly


Covidicus_Vaximus

Outside the Wheels of Soul clubhouse


LunaStardust365

Top of the Art Museum steps


Moist-Business-1703

THE RIZ


chipsyhustle

Norris Square or Malcolm X ParkšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ARock_Urock

Touching Penns butt on top of city hall.


Competitive_Hat_6804

Waving bye to George Floyd on the bench.


Apart_Attention8279

Somewhere where you can hear this guy because ā€œHEā€™S FRANK RIZZO, OPEN YOUR F***ING EARS, JACKASS!!!ā€


Final_Pattern6488

Israel


AddendumAwkward5886

Into a commemorative cell at the former Roundhouse.


Automatic-Mongoose87

South Jersey Pig Farm


commando215

Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean šŸŒŠ


ActionShackamaxon

The corner in Chestnut Hill where he verbally assaulted the news reporter in the epic Crum Bum video of YouTube fame: ā€œIā€™ll fight yaā€


imanAholebutimfunny

give him a boxing glove and stick him next to rocky but 1 foot taller


Ok_Arm_6067

At the main entrance of the Wells Fargo Edit: Iā€™m assuming most folks donā€™t get the racist Rocky referenceā€¦Then again, maybe you did šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Streetwalkin_Cheetah

A prison cell


Manymuchm00s3n

New hood ornament for a city vehicle


BuckGerard

The Zoo


AbbreviationsNo430

In Canton


toenailfungus100

Kensington Ave.


suesue_d

Melted and repurposed