Surrender To The Dough

There it is!

Taste the schmear

ACDC Bagel

Great one, and would pull in the AC/DC dorks as well. Both the rock band fans, and people who dig electricity.

That would actually be pretty wild to walk in and see artwork and posters on the wall for Phish, AC/DC, and Nikola Tesla

I mean this has to be it because the full name of the song fits right in. It also comes with a chord progression. Except everyone might pronounce it BAG- el like in that episode of Community

Let me use this comment to segue naturally into the fact that I once banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

Came up organically

Those aren’t buoys!

I seduced her by talking about the panties her mother laid out for her.

Now I want Phish to play Roxanne.

Meanwhile, the F chord is just hanging out…

Isn’t it actually ACDCFAG? Maybe less PC to use that name 🫣

Yep. There’s a B and B flat chord during the verses, but the chorus is in fact ACDCFAG.

SHE LIVED IN NEW YORK

It doubles as a Phish AND a Community reference.

Lol this took too long to hit me. Brilliant

Wolfman’s Bagel.

Seconding this also

12/31/93 Reba Bagels

This is my favorite

You Enjoy My Bagel

That's not terrible

Best of the bunch

You Enjoy Myschmear

Punch You In The Rye

Easily my favorite one here

Split Open and Schmear

Set the schmearshift for the bread with a hole. You have to roll like a bagel, out of control.

As a jewish kid from ny, thank you hahah

Haha, you’re welcome! I almost went with Helping Friendly Bagel

We had a Wide Spread Bagel in my town.

With the amount of posts on Reddit where people just share images of circles…do you even need a name? Just put up a big red O

⭕️🥯

Great answer

NAL, but um yeah, if he's actually looking to open a business, it needs to have a name. I think it's kind of an important step in the process.

Fluffbread

Faceplant Into Lox

Featured sandwich name right here.

Genius

I love this. Bravo.

Bravo!

This is the best answer

Bakers Dozen!

Sshhh! That’s my doughnut shop idea!

You guys know the concert of the "Bakers Dozen" is like already an established thing, right? There are probably hundreds of non-phish related donut shops with that name right now.

There is one down the street from me at this very moment

They’re all Phish related, but most of them don’t know it.

There’s a baker’s dozen donut shop in Raleigh, definitely not phish related, old school shop, but I definitely always think of phish when I see it

Blimp A Lox, Everything’s Right, Dr. Bagel

Everything’s Right! That’s hilarious

Here in Boise, we have a bagel shop that has a few Phish references on the [menu](https://www.goldsteinsbagels.com/menu), including: * The Fishman (lox, of course) * Egg Man in No Man's Land (speaks for itself) * Suzy Greenberg (vegan) * Play it L.E.O (lox, egg and onion) * I am a Prince, I'll Have it All (meat lovers delight) Also, when you look closely at the [murals](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgdi0WPODbW/?img_index=1) on their walls, you notice [things](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgdi0WPODbW/?img_index=4).

Love the LEO

The universe is a bagel

Down with Cream Cheese Silent in the Morning Bagels Theme from the Bagel Billy Breathes Bagels

I like that first one

Divided Rye Big Black Furry Bagel From Mars The Final Challah Fluffbread Set Your Role Free Back On The Grain

Always wanted to do a pizza shop called Divided Pie

Fuck Your Face

Fuck my Bagel

Yes.

Brunch You In The Eye (of the bagel)

Doniac Shmear.

Fuego Bagel

Bagels Man God Shit

I would go with Boy Man God Bagel

Breads of a Feather

You Enjoy My Bagel

Kasvot Lox

Egg in a Hole

Taste the shmear!

Your Pet Bagel Funky Bagel Bagel Time A Song I Heard the Cream Cheese Sing Fly Famous MockingBagel

Bagel with Disease But for real Scent of a Bagel

2001 Bagels also sprach zarathustra

My favorite Bagel reference from a show at the Colonial Theater in Keene NH - 05/04/1990 "Metal Bagel Death" Relisten link for reference - https://relisten.net/phish/1990/05/04/metal-bagel-death?source=163005

“Llama and Sloth” So Both are marketable imagery. No one will forget it. Your merch will be simple. Or call it simple. I don’t know. I just work here.

Tube Round Room Scents and Subtle Sounds Taste Twist The Wedge

Seconding Round Room. Stellar wordplay

Scents and subtle rounds

Timber

The universe is a bagel

Bagels in the Clouds

Egg in a Hole

Everything’s Right Bagel

Fuck Your Bagel

Theme from the Bagel

Spread it Round!

there we go

Split Open and Melt

Everything’s right

Everything's Rye ftfy

AC/DC Bagel Disappears As Cream(Cheese) In a Hole Bagels

Bouncing round the bagel

Read-Icculus Bagels

Scent of a Bagel Wading in the Bagel Sea Big Black Furry Bagels From Mars 46 Bagels Bagel Alive Breath and Burning and Bagels

Waste

The Squirming Boiled

Bág (It doesn’t matter)

I don't really have a name to share, but if anyone is in/near Philly, go to Bart's Bagels and get the Phishman! # Phishman Pastrami Smoked Salmon, Scallion Cream Cheese, Cucumbers

Everything’s Bagel

Can you still have buns?

Brother bagels Bathtub bagel Schemer-lent in the morning Col. Forbid’s Bagel Schemer-zilla part II Regardless, there should be a “multi-beast” bagel on the menu.

David Bagel

Breads of the Forest

A latte place called FOAM

ass handed bagels or big black furry bagel from mars

Theme from the Bagels Bagels in the Mist Thank you Mr. Bagel Boy Man God BAGEL Bagels and Marbles Say it to me B.A.G.E.L.S. Soul Bagel Bagel Reprise Gotta Ja’Bagel BagelHead The Helping Friendly Bagel

Night 10: Holes

Hot Bagels and More in Atlantic City. It doesn’t even need a Phish name. It just needs Phish to return to AC.

Taste

I can see through the rye

Bagelhenge

Not phish related but saw a guy out with a “Cincinnati Bagels” shirt that was tiger striped today and had a solid giggle

You Enjoy my Bagels

Torus For Us

Psychedelicatessin

Mike Gordon’s Bagels

"Bagel It, Tagel It"

Down with da cheese

Oy Apparatus.

Scoop open & melt

Ice Cold Fatties & Bagel 🥯

Bagel Reprise

Donuts

Split Open and Schmear

Knuckle Bone Broth Bagels, obviously.

Pumpernickel You in the Rye

The man who stepped into your bagel shop

Y.E.M.B. ( you enjoy my bagels)

Fuck your face

Egg in a hole

Bageled Alive, Spock’s Bagel, Bathtub Bagels, The Clifford Bagel, Cars, Trucks, Bagels, Scent of a Bagel,

T A B.(TREY ANASTASTIO'S BAGELS)

Reba’s

You Enjoy My Bagel

You enjoy my bagel

Bernie’s pencil emporium

Blaze On Bagels!

Chalkdust Toaster

Carini’s

Bagel In A Jar

Phuck Yeah Bagels!

Mikes Bagel

EVERYTHINGS BAGEL

Phishy Phingers phut phuncsh !! 😮‍💨🥴😵‍💫

Fluffhead bagels

Henrietta's

Everything’s Bite

bouncing ‘round the bagel 😆

The Baker’s Dozen

Solar Garlic

Spread it ‘round

A bagel named Marcos Eggsquandolas

ACDC Bagel

Not Just a Doughnut

Keene Bagel Works

YEMB

Kill Bagel Falls Fat Sweaty Bagel The Bagel Song Back on the Bagel Bagel Mike’s Bagel> I Am Bagel> Weekapaug Bagel Wading in the Bagel Sea Backwards Down the Bagel Line Taste Bagel Apparatus Bagel Bowie The Squirming Coil Axilla (Part Bagel) Bagel of a Mule Bagel Faced Boy Hello My Bagel Bagel in the Sky The Bagel Dance Quinn The Bagel Bagels Are Free(they are not) Boogie on Bagel Woman The Happy Whip and Bagel Skippy’s (skippy the wondermouse) Bagel Jibboo The Bagel With Bagel Soundcheck Waves

Spock’s Grain

Split Open and Spelt

Fuego Bagel

did no one say ‘Spread it round’?

Meatstick Bagels

Bagilla Cars, trucks, bagels Bagel & Robert My bagel right there

My friend my bagel

AC/DC BAGel

The squirming coil

Jerry Garcia

Don’t