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Zarathustra989

Have to be incredible with the marker for that to be so consistent in letter sizing, straight lines and it all just fits.


taisui

look at that subtle colouring. the tasteful thickness...


rainman_dendle

Oh my god, it even has a watermark


batemannnn

Something wrong? You're sweating!


MouseRat_AD

That neighbor is not gonna be able to get a reservation at Dorcia now.


spoonweezy

Great sea urchin ceviche.


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The New York Times called it a "mysterious yet playful little dish"


SameAs1tEverWas

you'll love it.


Pleasant-Tonight-427

Excuse me, I have to return some videotapes..


liverfailure

This could have been avoided if they had just turned down the Phil Collins


resonantred35

This is really a beehive of, uh, activity, Halberstam…..


nicksnotsane

Let’s see Paul Allen’s calligraphy letter to his neighbors.


chiproller

I’m fine, I just have to return some video tapes.


sheezy520

It’s called bone


Livinum81

The font is silian rail


coastal_mage

Thats very cool u/Livinum81, but that's nothing. Look at this


PsionicShift

Let’s see coastal_mage’s card.


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*shudders* And scene. Good job people.


motoxjake

Lol, I always thought they were saying "End Scene". This was beautiful and I learned something new. What a great way to start my day.


leitbur

It's actually supposed to be "end scene." But "and" sounds so similar and the meaning is indistinguishable enough that they are used interchangeably. "And" just implies "and end scene." Also, you can say "aaaaand scene," but you can't say "eeeeeend scene" without sounding like a maniac.


Xyeeyx

*Nice*


Nappyheaded

And the lettering is something called Silian Rail 😏


recursion8

Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s handwritten sign


CMurra87

Look at that subtle white coloring.


Epicritical

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


Adam__B

Let’s see Paul Allen’s vaguely threatening letter to their neighbor.


Reallynotsuretbh

Unconscionable is my favorite by a lot


my_soldier

Let's see Paul Allen's neighbourhood drama


SpeedFit4834

Let's see Paul Allen's note


Mike_Bevel

Tasteful thickness!


Semmeth

And the use of italic!


peersuasion

Not that it matters here, but which part of this is italicized?


InnocuousJoe

“Unconscionable” is arguable “italics” since it’s a different font from the rest of it


Gr1ml0ck1981

Looks more like they stopped writing, googled the spelling and added the word at the end.


darksideofthemoon131

Looks like they had awareness that the word was too big to write in original font size, they paused, wrote it sized to fit, then went back to original size.


Vectrex452

Yeah, looks like the same thing happened to "neighborhood".


inerlite

This is why. I do it when I make balloon words


Lord_Mikal

Surely more letters will fit in the same space... Big ass "B".


ChrundleThundergun

This is a comedians bit right? Wanna say John mullaney?


darksideofthemoon131

It's why I never write on posterboards. I either write too big or too small.


throwawaylovesCAKE

This takes me back to when I had to always google how to spell definate when foruming. I'd always spell it definate. Or whose vs who's, is the apostrophe because its possessive or is a contraction??, would forget *everytime*


NightOwlRK

No one tell them.


wildddin

I had to reread it several times because I just couldn't believe it


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psycho_watcher

Shhĥh


jpatt

they best life


BillyGerent

Just connect it to the word finite (i.e. not infinite), meaning something that has limits and is definable, so we can be certain about its (not it's) extent.


freneticboarder

You're gonna cause confusion by including _definable_.


BillyGerent

Most likely!


noradosmith

![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q)


KingQuong

Might wanna start googling again.


onedemtwodem

Definitely


Kraymur

It definately took me a while to learn that word too.


A_Harmless_Fly

I certainly don't change my word choice to avoid it.


ArsenixShirogon

I saw someone say there's a *finite* number of spellings for de*finite* and since then I've never gotten it wrong


dogfish182

What an excellent donkey bridge


Prostheta

You'd forget *every time*?


oli_ramsay

They learnt the New York way


DoomOne

Calligraphy training can get you further in life than you think.


konsf_ksd

No it can't.


wilki24

It worked for Steve Jobs...


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agnes_dei

Rotten, I assume


DominantMaster21

Oh it did? What jobs did Steve have?


skryb

well they do self identify as an artist


humandronebot00100

Exactly what I was thinking. We don’t know if there were other drafts but either way I wouldn’t be able to do this, I’ve tried in hs class presentations and never did I get it quite right.


Taniwha_NZ

Here's the power-user tip: It was a bigger piece of paper, they wrote what they wanted, then cut around it. I've been doing this for years and people think I'm a human printing press.


LakeLov3r

It's beautiful handwriting!


kellyguacamole

Listen, any time I write stuff in markers, pens, what have you, I will probably write it a thousand times until I like it. I can’t speak for everyone else but that is my process. If I want it to look really nice I measure everything out.


Malkav1806

As a german i can say if it's not laminated or in clear film it has no substance


windsyofwesleychapel

Lamination. The German way.


EkriirkE

I had not seen a lamiator since grade school until I moved to Germany. You can find them for sale in any store that has stationary


jacktipper

Currently moving into a flat in Germany and the owner has a giant office copy machine in there.. we asked them if they would be moving it out and they seemed genuinely surprised we didnt want it!


Grape-Snapple

well yeah why tf don't you


sigmund14

If it's a bit older model, I would keep that thing, knowing it will still work if I look it weird and knowing that it can't become a large paperweight when the manufacturer decides. Probably easier to keep that than to find someone that would be able and willing to print something for you when you will need it. Even if it's just once in 3 years.


chronoventer

Takes up a lot more space than a printer though


_fuzzbot_

Wait a minute, is this real? Do all Germans have laminating machines? Or you have to go get it laminated? You deliver the laminated note to the neighbor? Would a laminated sign saying you can't reserve pool chairs be effective against Germans?


FUZxxl

> Would a laminated sign saying you can't reserve pool chairs be effective against Germans? Yes. Laminating gives you a +5 authority buff. Another +2 if you also sign the sign.


full_on_robot_chubby

> Or you have to go get it laminated? If you're serious about your signage then you can get an [entry level model of the most magnificent stationary item for about 30 dollars.] (https://www.amazon.com/Scotch-Laminator-Letter-Size-Laminating-TL902VP/dp/B008587M0K/ref=sr_1_4?crid=11Z1RMPPZRGCX&keywords=laminators&qid=1697982875&sprefix=laminators%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-4&th=1)


EkriirkE

15eur at my local Aktion


Malkav1806

You prejudices against germans are appalling. First of all you need a permit. The clear foil around the paper is a sign of authority, if it is just a slide in foil thingy it has only temporary authority, rain and stuff...but laminated is for eternity. I had to think about the reservation thing, yes ofc on what legal ground can you stand when someone removes your towel when there is a sign.


TexasFloodStrat

Only if you put it out at 5am


chadowan

Did Martin Luther laminate his *Ninety-five Theses* before nailing it to the church door?


Malkav1806

If he did we would've avoided the 30 year war


Philadahlphia

maybe this is where the concern all stems from.


Malkav1806

ML thesis where only suggestions if they were laminated it would been law


blvaga

I have never imagined such acrimony until learning people take the time to laminate their neighborly rebukes.


AstroBearGaming

It's the best possible way to do it. Laminator are fun to use, fact. So you get to have a little fun, your rebuttle looks *way* more official. Its also more damage resistant, if they want to damage it they'll need to break out scissors. At that point you're in their head, you made them resort to tools, and you know what? YOU GET TO USE THE LAMINATOR AGAIN!


Peanut_Butter_Toast

Also you get to use Terminator quotes. "You've been targeted for lamination."


andythefifth

Brilliant. I have a laminator at my shop. My guys put signs up all the time. Time to laminate them.


Kenneth_Naughton

Please, I am so intrigued and trying to google this to no avail. Is this an actual thing or a reference to a post/show/etc.?


substance90

r/aberbittelaminiert


1Gutherie

I have no idea what’s being said but I joined anyway. Thanks for this…


Vkca

Man I wish I could speak german because I'm positive [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/aberBitteLaminiert/comments/17do8gy/falls_man_eins_%C3%BCbersieht/) is hysterical


Supraspinator

In case of full garbage bins don’t leave garbage bags in the garbage room, please. Edit: Context: the janitor was away on vacation and his replacement forgot to put the garbage cans out on garbage day. People couldn’t put garbage in the bins because they were full, so they left the bags in the garbage room. Janitor came back from his vacation and that’s when the signs showed up.


Vkca

Oh I'm fully high for some reason I thought those three garbage bins were one photocopier covered in the same laminated message three times


eldonte

One of the comments is ‘Konsequent’. Inquiring minds want to know what’s up.


Kenneth_Naughton

Bless you friend, a new area of humor has been unlocked!


Not_MrNice

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and the lamination of their women. - German-Austrian philosopher Conan Schwarzenegger, 1982


helllooo1

Laminiert und unterschrieben, sonst ists ungültig!


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Being an asshole in a big city is how you get your shit fucked with. We had an asshole neighbor like that once and someone kept making break off keys and jamming their locks. The guy ended up having to break his lease because every day he’d come home and have to call a locksmith.


turtlelover925

when i lived in paris someone threw a pétanque ball through one of my neighbors windows caus their kids would play in our hallway and make a mess. not saying thats justified (its not) but i never had to step over kids apple sauce trash again


tired_of_old_memes

>pétanque Saturday-level crossword puzzle answer


HatlyHats

Boule. Like old French men play.


OmniSlushie

A fellow Cabin Pressure enjoyer?


Ky3031

I have neighbors that will blast music at 3am and turn it up if you ask them to be quiet. This is a very tempting idea ngl


Anamorphisms

Pétanque those motherfuckers.


thecactusblender

r/PenmanshipPorn


whoeverinnewengland

What is the New York way


Sproose_Moose

![gif](giphy|pzvY59nT0MKTvghFS6)


MAD_DOG86

[we don't talk like that here](https://youtu.be/i4O0nr-W4fY?si=QlYr34y_PJYiQspR)


Seethinginsepia

Please tell them every time they do this.


rufiorulz2

Are you kidding me?!


ConnieLingus24

Mind your own business. Edit: folks, there is a difference between calling out bad behavior impacting the community (like this note did) and being a Karen.


sagevallant

Really should just be the human way tbh.


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I thought that was the New Orleans way


HavenElric

Before the last line I was thinking this could be from NOLA lol


Bean-Swellington

![gif](giphy|jUbKavk6iPorLI6zA7)


howardhughesbrain

something about slapping the hood of a yellow cab and yelling "I'M WALKIN' HERE!"


fbgm0516

You forgot the "ayyyyyyyy" at the front of that sentence


dontbealuddyduddy

Live and let live; be direct, be respectful


captainthanatos

My wife is 6ft and I’m shorter, which even in this day and age people find weird. Her favorite thing about NYC was that no one cared there. Love that city.


estolad

i grew up a stone's throw from the city and as a result i kinda hate it, but one thing i really appreciate is no one gives a fuck about you. it doesn't matter how weird you are, it's the city, they've seen weirder in the past five minutes. i appreciated the hell out of that as a youngish dude that needed a cane to get around


bagel-bites

I feel that. I’ve got joint/nerve problems and when I was in my early 20s I’d need a cane on my bad days for long distance walks around the store. People pretty much shamed me out of it from weird looks, and stares of contempt. So I just stopped and just dealt with more pain. Doing a bit better now though. Helps I don’t work at a job that’s physically demanding anymore.


axle69

32 and using a cane at the moment in the midwest and holy shit the looks I get and how often I'm stopped is wild.


estolad

it's completely insane the shit strangers think is okay to say, just unbelievable till you experience it i came up with a maximally offensive way of getting people to fuck off, if you're interested


LoveisBaconisLove

If you go to NY City, no one will even notice.


isweartodarwin

I’ve always felt this way but never really seen anyone else say this. The anonymity is nice, and everyone has a short memory


UnreadThisStory

Don’t make eye contact


nycdiveshack

We all make eye contact, the New York way is knowing the right moment to look away before it’s been too long Edit: what is with all the stabbing comments in response to my comment?


Gr8fulFox

Get a good look, Costanza?


yiannistheman

Precisely. Just enough eye contact so that someone knows you're nobody's bitch, but not so much that you are staring and you end up stabbed.


Enders-game

Share your drugs!


eldonte

People in NYC are really accommodating, but expect the same in return.


a49fsd

unless youre on the 7 train. Then its "SHOWTIME"


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If they ain’t hurting you, they ain’t hurting nothing


silvio_burlesqueconi

Mentioning you're from New York, which the author of the note worked in nicely.


bobrossbussy

i think the people living in the authors new york apartment building already knew


UniqueName2

How do you know someone is from New York? Don’t worry, they will be sure to tell you.


Yatsey007

Never feed them after midnight


MaadMaxx

Theory, "Unconscionable" isn't in italics. They're writing with a chisel tipped marker and they're obviously upset. So they get to a word they totally know how to spell but it's also long and not frequently something they spell out and they don't want to undermine their outrage with a typo. So they put the marker down and do a quick autocorrect check on their phone to double-check. Upon confirming the correct spelling they pick up the marker and spell it out carefully without noticing they're holding the marker differently. After spelling it all out they adjust the marker back to a comfortable position the letters all fit back into the uniform flow. Why do I think this happened? Cause it's totally something I'd do. Lol


Beng-Beng

Same thing happened with "neighborhood". They're both the last words on their lines, so I think they just anticipated running out of space.


jupiterLILY

I misspell neighbour so often that my phone autocorrects to the wrong version.


thats-nuts

I think they just wrote smaller so it would fit on the same line


Chinggis_H_Christ

Yeah, MaadMaxx there overanalyzed that to death. Long word fit better on page smaller 👍


StalkingWilbur

Why write lot word when few word do trick?


shapesize

Just like neighborhood


PoHosu

I just think they were trying to write as small as possible to get the full word on the page


TabulaRasaNot

Letter writer is also of Swedish descent, a Scorpio and has a heart murmur :-) Source: armchair handwriting expert


IgnantWisdom

This seems too passive for NYC? More like Seattle.


undeadliftmax

Haha close. A Seattleite would post this tirade to Reddit but never actually put up the note


Halomir

The Seattle note would be vague and posted in the lobby asking everyone to please be more considerate with their apartment noise.


TwoIdleHands

You, my friend, understand us.


Halomir

I am one of you


wloff

I mean, I always automatically assume all these notes posted on reddit were written by the person posting it and taken down immediately after taking the photo...


ReginaFelange75

Portland is a contender too, for sure!


BKGPrints

**>When a neighbor knocks to let you know you're too noisy, you don't then go psychotic making more noise.<** Honestly, going psychotic making more noise is the type of response that I would expect as the *New York Way*. **EDIT:** It seems some are somewhat upset with this statement. It's sarcasm and meant for a laugh. And yes, part of the perception is based off stereotypes when New York City is portrayed in movies or television shows.


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abyssmalstar

The picture people have of folks who actually live in NYC is shockingly different than the reality. I've been here 2.5 years, so by no means a New Yorker and it's easy to see that while neighbors aren't friends by any means, everyone is 1000% respectful of each other here


notevenanorphan

In general I find that people who haven’t lived in high density cities have really big misconceptions about that lifestyle. Being a loud neighbor in a city isn’t more acceptable than being a loud neighbor in a suburb; it’s less acceptable.


LukaCola

Not at all. We all got neighbors, pissing them off is a great way to ruin your own experience. Making more noise means making enemies of the whole floor too. Say what you will, New Yorkers know how to not step on each other's toes. It's a vital skill to learn when you spend so much time around others. We might get mouthy with strangers - but you don't fuck around with neighbors.


qxxxr

"One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor" if there's a Billy Joel song about it, safe to say it's Classic NYC behavior lol edit: it has been brought to my attention by my stupid brain that this is actually a Paul Simon song. Let this crow-eating edit be our bridge over these troubled waters.


NoAnything1731

literally. ive never lived in an apartment before so im still adjusting to some stuff now that im in a building. i live in a walk up and the whole building has just one washer and dryer. and no one has murdered each other yet. that’s impressive to me. at home i get into fights with my mom about the laundry and it’s just the two of us 😂


bstillab

Nothing on there explains how this person is clearly transphobic


ken120

So person is sure the person wouldn't have turned the volume up if the other wasn't trans? Some people are just jerks regardless of the other person.


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gokarrt

the greatest evidence of equality is that _everyone_ can be a jerk.


thefonztm

The greatest evidence of inequality is that some people are immune to the consequences of being a jerk.


toastymow

Exactly. I worked with a very flamboyant gay man for a few years. We eventually had to fire him for sexually harassing underaged male employees. Actually, he had been sexually harassing people for YEARS but he finally did it to someone who complained properly.


finkalicious

Damn, you worked with Kevin Spacey?


wheezy1749

Ugh. Right? My biggest frustration is when a trans person is cringe on Twitter or something and all the transphobic people use it like they speak for the entire trans community. Like, dude, trans people can be cringe and wrong about stuff too! Its just obvious how they treat all trans people like a monolith.


lpat93

Yah turns out all groups of people have bad representatives and they are unfortunately usually the loudest. An individual is not locked in to every belief of some people in their group and should not be treated as such. All groups, all people.


Morningxafter

The context I got from the note was that they started an argument and said some transphobic shit when a trans neighbor knocked on their door.


IndependentLaw7963

There is no context in the image, i can easily write a letter like that and stick it to a door. We know nothing about the situation


rjnd2828

But can you make it look so nice? I don't think so.


CallMeCuntyBalls

Oh, just you wait to I stick an unsigned note to your door; filled with random yet hypocritical claims about New York. that’ll show you!


Legitimate_Wait_7107

"Hey transphobe, The New York Public Library has more than 50 million books in it's collection. Later, hater."


grubas

"did you know that theres some track maintenance on the 4 this weekend, you transphobic fuck."


GMTMaster_II

The “New York Way” is to do one of two things: confront a person face to face, or shut the hell up.


Circle_Dot

This reminds me of an old Robin Williams bit about a “New York echo”. - Robin Williams - “Helloooo?” - Echo - “Shut the fuck up!”


Ryuzakku

Seems like the note is in response to the face to face going poorly.


pipehonker

Isn't the "New York way" actually "Fuck off, I'll do whatever I want?"


on-a-watch-list

I can hear the guy seeing this note going " the fuck is this" then reading it and throwing it away going " mind ya fucking business ". What kind of noise was that guy making to illicit the response. I say that cause I've had some neighbors who were nut jobs and called in a noise complaint while I was asleep


arbybruce

Tbh that’s the true New York City way


ITGuy042

I imagine the New York way is to yell back, “I’m noising here!”


ToFaceA_god

It's noising time


MonsieurReynard

Elicit -- to draw out Illicit -- illegal, not permitted Now you know


onamonapizza

Yeah, there is a lot of missing context here. Some people's version of "too loud" is having a raucous party or banging each other so hard the headboard is slapping the wall. Others people's version is "your TV is a little too loud" I lived in apartments for 10+ years and I only once had to complain to a neighbor about noise because they were sitting out on the balcony just below me and basically yelling at 3AM. Even then, I just leaned over the rail and asked if they could keep it down or move inside because I had work in the morning, and that solved the problem pretty easily


PickkleRiick

A non native New York transplant lecturing another about “the new york way” is peak New York Its the city where people go to live out their own vision of what the city is and within a year or two are telling others about how the city works.


juankixd

Oh my god not the city name drop


HairyBBWEnjoyer

HEY BUB THIS IS \[Insert city, state, country, or neighborhood name here\], WE DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT HERE


NightAngel_98

[REDACTED] Idk I’m trans and have a loud neighbor and have never brought up my identity when leaving them notes telling them they’re too loud 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: Actually I think it was a 3rd party sticking up for a trans person. In which case, props!


kaytay3000

Yeah, my first thought was “what does being trans have to do with this?” But maybe when the neighbor went “psychotic” they threw in some anti-trans rhetoric. Or maybe this person is just a little off…


jbyrdab

See the psychotic part to me seems to be referring to cranking up the volume. As in whoever this is is calling them a psychopath because he decided to be a prick and make the volume louder. This note is weird, it either comes off as a mashup of several problems this person caused related to transphobia combined into one note without making it clear that it's several things, or somehow this person being too loud equates to being transphobia.


Fuck_tha_Bunk

I didn't assume the trans person was the letter writer.


popober

Makes me feel so inadequate about my chicken scratch handwriting. Therapist said it's due to ADHD, but still.


QueefingTheNightAway

Damn. I live in NYC and I aspire to the level of *privilege* that would allow me to stay in the same apartment for 20 fucking years instead of moving every year or two due to rent increases. But muh "New York Way."


lawnGnom3MMM

That's good handwriting


BabserellaWT

Uh…context?


PckMan

Can New Yorkers stop fellating themselves for once