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redituser2571

Is her son still doing all her photography?


ColeBelthazorTurner

I believe he directed her upcoming movie. She has a love scene in it...


codexcdm

He didn't break both his arms during his teen years did he?


ocelot08

He read some reddit thread and went ahead and broke both his arms himself. Just in case.


BoomJayKay

It’s been awhile I’ve seen any comments about broken arms… sigh, guess today restarts the counter from a whopping 37 days.


willclerkforfood

You should also read this comment about coconuts, jolly ranchers, and Dagobah today to synchronize all those counters.


nnp1989

I hate so much that I understand all these references.


sebasq

one of us, one of us…


This-Garbage-3000

I'm smashing my face against the glass, trying to catch on.


hellflame

Unless one of them is a poop knife reference i got none of that


Tickle-me-Cthulu

Look up reddit museum of filth. Or don't and happily enjoy your life


sujit_38

More [Photos](https://rpclip.com/elblh) (n$fw)


InstantIdealism

Gods work


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jeff0106

Never read the Dagobah story. As a physician, it made me chuckle. Thanks for that one. Don't need to read the other two again.


nmak06

And the cumbox.


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Don’t forget Ogtha


lanadelstingrey

Just don’t bring up Colby.


spinning-disc

F**k, I lost the game.


OMGthatIsHILARIOUS

I had to restart my counter for the game because of this 😒


codexcdm

First time I saw it referenced was actually this week. Was a horrible day to be able to read, ngl.


seattleque

I think it's been only 4 for me.


So1ar

Lmao I still remember the day that AMA dropped 8 or so years ago


rednoyeb

![gif](giphy|a4kUaskDOZ5iU|downsized)


thepassionofthechris

![gif](giphy|pUeXcg80cO8I8)


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

[A lesbian love scene. She’s also said that knowing her son was behind the camera during the scene was “liberating”.](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/03/18/entertainment/elizabeth-hurley-son-direct-sex-scenes-liberating-intl-scli)


Bos_lost_ton

![gif](giphy|1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd)


SmoothJazzRayner

https://i.imgur.com/1c6uj2i.mp4


Frequently_Dizzy

Celebrities become so unhinged omg


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

I gotta imagine she thinks she’s helping her son’s career by saying this. “He’s such a good director! He’s *such* a professional and he made me feel *so* comfortable in this very awkward scene.”


Levitlame

Right? I wouldn’t take much from her words. What is she supposed to say? Doing it at all is weird to me, but to each their own


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

There are much better words than “liberating” to describe your son directing you in a lesbian sex scene. “Comfortable” or “safe” would have been just fine. She laid it on too much and made it weirder than it already was.


Levitlame

Sure, but it’s not damming in any way. Definitely indicative of being weird at the least


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


Amopax

Unsubscribe


Alive_Ice7937

Motherboy XXX


Resident-Sherbert-63

Damn, beat me to it. Was going to say “posted by her son”


Delivery-Plus

Her son would have beat you to it, but the whole arm thing.


Shilo59

And there it is.


zen111

Probably powdered her breasts in this photo too.


WhyTheeSadFace

Free spirited has no bounds.


TechnicalInterest566

She shared that he takes some, if not all, of the many nude and/or bikini pics she posts on Instagram.


whodafadha

The was a rumour about her and her nephew doing the rounds years ago too I’m sure


Mechanic_On_Duty

Great tits mom!


that_is_so_Raven

Glad you regained the use of your arms again to type this out


Mechanic_On_Duty

u/that_is_so_raven digging through the crates for the deep cuts!


mbod

That's a greatest hits record, not a random EP


under_the_c

Deep cut? I'm pretty sure that reference is in the orientation packet at this point when you join reddit.


Mediumofmediocrity

Yeah, it comes with a blue waffle


mrdoodles

Something something narwhal


Foozyboozey

Is this the ‘I had sex with my mom when both my arms broke guy’ That is right up there with Colby 2012 I’ve been on this site for too long


Sir_Von_Tittyfuck

KONY 2012


rstbckt

Colby was a different thing. That poor dog.


Y___

I looked this his posts and I don’t see the sex with mom/broken arms AMA.


ThePugManCometh

Damn. I’m bedazzled.


moanasgrandma

“Let me call you a cab. Although it’s gonna be hard to find one that’ll go to hell this time of night.”


The_Miami_Pot_Head

Such a good movie 


I_FIGHT_BEAR

My SOUL? You can’t have my SOUL Who are you, James Brown?


yes_u_suckk

The only thing I remember about that movie is how if I was in Branden Frasier's shoes I would make a pack with the devil to have herself fall in love with me, not the other female protagonist. To be fair, the other female protagonist was also beautiful, but Elizabeth Hurley is in a completely different level.


jeffnnc

This is the woman that Hugh Grant cheated on with a prostitute. I'll never understand that one.


Enginseer68

Beauty is never a guarantee for successful relationship


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Or great sex.


moonboundshibe

Or capacity to form loving, deep bonds with others.


zeppehead

Some people just like cocaine and hookers.


Big_Huckleberry_4304

And blackjack.


uneasyandcheesy

Or the capacity to not have weird, sexual undertones in your relationship with your son. 😖


sheepher

Or sex at all


axemexa

Yeah. People will say looks aren't everything but then will be surprised when someone attractive gets dumped or cheated on.


jaxxxtraw

"For every hot chick you see, there's a guy out there who is getting pretty sick of her shit." - *Some fellow bartender I worked with 30 years ago*


MisterB78

It’s almost like a relationship is more than just how beautiful your partner is… 🧐 (not that whatever was going on excuses cheating)


Tzayad

Hugh Grant I've heard is a massive dickhead, so even outside of the cheating, doesn't sound like a good dude.


MisterB78

And she has a… close… relationship with her son. I’m guessing neither of them is the catch you’d think they are by looking at them


Gabbi_Gabbi_Gabbi

>I've heard


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So he found a prostitute with a better personality than his wife? 🤔


Ikarus3426

That's beautiful, so happy for them


MisterB78

Pretty sure he didn’t go to a prostitute for a relationship


SalientSazon

Oh..prostitute = bad personality, wife = great personality. Got it.


PixelDemi

Prostitute is not there for a personality


SalientSazon

Neither was he, I'm assuming. Just the correlation OP made was silly.


ilikeplanesandcows

Is that seriously the conclusion you drew from this?


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prostitute = fake personality, whatever the customer wants it to be wife = authentic personality that might not match 100% of what you want but that's what happens when you're in a real relationship


Haggisboy

[This was the sex worker.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estella_Marie_Thompson?wprov=sfla1)


DeathisLaughing

>Thompson has said the money she earned from interviews and endorsements after the 1995 interrupted dalliance has allowed her to put her daughters through private school.[10] "Everything worked out for the better," she said in 2007: "It helped me turn it into something positive … I was blessed that it could get me out of that lifestyle You know what, good for her...


GreatTragedy

No kidding. That's 10/10 work to ride (intended) the issue for maximum value.


[deleted]

You should put the amount she earned from it. $1.6M.


RadPhilosopher

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


Shoola

“Thompson only learned who her client had been when reporters besieged her house the day after her arrest.” Just like Notting Hill!


roaming_bear

Nutting Hill


Nabilft

Interesting


twelveparsnips

Pretty fucked up that she got 6 months plus a fine while Grant got a fine plus probation.


wavesofdeath

Likely due to having priors


Occulto

"It doesn't matter how good they look. Someone, somewhere, is sick of their shit."


excellent_rektangle

My boomer uncle said something similar, but it was more along the lines of, “you show me the hottest woman in the world and I bet there’s a man that’s tired of fuckin her.”


RockNRollMama

At some point in the past Richard Gere said he was basically bored fucking Cindy Crawford.. I remember being in my 20s thinking “how could ANYONE be bored fucking her” but alas, I think your boomer uncle had a point I guess…


PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS

Even fucking the finest super model gets old once you’ve experienced the thrill of having a hamster in your ass


alexjaness

There was talk of Gerbils


excellent_rektangle

I guess Richard had something else up his…sleeve.


JizzyMcKnobGobbler

Yeah that's been said since the beginning of time. Hardly attributable to your uncle lol.


excellent_rektangle

Oh I wasn’t crediting him with it, just where I heard it. He’s not the type of person that comes up with stuff, he’s the personification of a repost.


JizzyMcKnobGobbler

Haha, 'personification of a repost' is a hilarious burn.


luckyplum

he didn’t come up with that i’ve heard it before. Hardly attributable to /u/excellent_rektangle


JizzyMcKnobGobbler

lol


teniaret

"It doesn't matter how good they look, their partner may still be a scumbag"


Bigbrainbigboobs

Yes, blame the woman, not the cheating scumbag, of course.


excellent_rektangle

I don’t remember anyone ever taking Hugh’s side on that one


Occulto

Cool your jets. What I said isn't about blame. It's a comment about how stupid it is to put anyone on a pedestal. Attractive people are no different to anyone else. They have flaws, tensions and personality clashes which no one else sees. They're capable of acting badly, fighting and do things to get on each other's nerves. Or to put it another way: "get sick of someone's shit." They definitely don't sit round saying: "oh darling, you're too attractive for our relationship to be anything less than absolute perfection."


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Epena501

Like a hangover burger; a fried egg, the 1/4 beef patty with bacon, lettuce, tomato, some pickles on the side. And a fresh batch of fries on the side Yummmmm.


Calthyr

A runny, fried egg on a burger is divine!


MrSarcastica

Could've sworn he said a sausage


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Casanova_Fran

To us shes a goddess. To Hugh Grant shes an average woman.  It just shows the difference.  Leonardo shoos away women we would simp for 


shaw8373

Some men die of thirst while others drown


shakingspheres

Some men die under the mountain just looking for gold, some die looking for a hand to hold


MarcWS6

A fan of the band Brand New?


shakingspheres

Yep


Vincent__Vega

Some guys do nothing but complain...


GaviJaPrime

Leonardo shoos away women that are above 25*


hijazist

She’s not an average woman by anyone’s standard. She’s considered one of the most beautiful women of all time time in so many lists.


Kaiisim

It makes sense when you realise people cheat because of their emotional state. He probably wanted someone to do exactly what he wanted. You'll find men will cheat on very beautiful but independent women, because they don't like how much emotional labour it requires.


unknownpoltroon

Because as billy Joel(I think) once said, no matter how beautiful the woman, there's gonna be someone somewhere who's sick of her shit.


ISandbagAtMarioKart

[*“What the hell were you thinking?”*](https://youtu.be/vrJ2jc6qfzA?si=Ammnq_aHWl-9GQVK&t=3s)


weird_fluffydinosaur

Your comment reminded me of the quote, “Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who’s tired of sleeping with her.” Doesn’t justify the cheating at all.


TheBlakeRunner

Some people don’t want to eat Frosted Flakes everyday. Sometimes you want a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.


slymm

Put some respect on her name! Divine Brown, who then got a brief wrestling job in ECW because of it. (Oddly Google would not auto complete "Hugh grant prostitute" at any point. I had to type in the full words)


MikeTysonsFists

Just because you eat caviar every night doesn’t mean you never crave a greasy cheeseburger


Wh0rse

Novelty.


DidYouFall4It

You gotta plow a 4 to appreciate an 8


GaryChalmers

It was a boon for Jay Leno and the Tonight Show. Before that The Late Show with David Letterman was on top in the ratings. Then Leno had Hugh Grant on his show and the Tonight Show was never beaten again in the ratings after his appearance. https://decider.com/2015/07/10/today-in-tv-history-jay-leno-climbed-to-the-top-on-the-back-of-hugh-grant/


mailslot

A blowjob from somebody that sucks dick eight hours a day is remarkably better than one from somebody that does it twice a year.


FortunateInsanity

I question the judgement for sure and cheating is fucked up. However, the vast majority of humans fool themselves thinking they are well suited for monogamy. Culture loves wrapping tradition around sex avoidance, including convincing people they have to agree never to have sex with anyone else for the rest of their lives in order to prove they love someone. Sexual desire and love are not the same thing, and many cultures pit those two dynamics against each other. Which creates the grass is always greener on the other side dilemma.


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LanceRidgerunner

To be fair, her boobs are only 20


E-Pluribus-Tobin

Also, her face doesn't have a single wrinkle and she's almost 60 years old... 🤔


jackiebot101

Have you heard of Juvaderm?


Theory_HS

That’s because over the overexposed light on the foto — it hides any or most wrinkles, and can even make your nose look small and nice. If you look close enough, though, she probably has the forehead horizontal wrinkles, crows feet at the eyes, and a vertical wrinkle between her brows. And if she wasn’t smiling — it seems her cheek skin is dropping slightly below the jawline. Oh, and the skin above her eyelids seems to be sogging. Basically all the standard ones for a 50 year old. Just probably less pronounced. Still looks great, though.


Suspicious_Walrus682

You can find hi def pictures of her that aren't so overexplosed and photoshopped and she definitely looks her age.


sassygirl101

😂 thank you for that.


EvelcyclopS

Is she actually the devil? Dear god.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

No, she was a fembot all along, sadly


i_dunnoman

The powers of money and plastic surgery.


EvelcyclopS

She found a decent one then. She looks decent


BabyUGotAStewGoin

She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.


bospk

Schwing


ColeBelthazorTurner

![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


squillavilla

She’d give a dog a bone!


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Absolute smoke show.


CakeMadeOfHam

I am loving these lights ![gif](giphy|4ZnX2168nqDiPvJRnu)


ByeByeDan

Get back in your light


WretchedMotorcade

Yeah I zoomed in, sue me.


munkijunk

This guy is REALLY looking. And besides, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.


HenzoH

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


brickyardjimmy

Meanwhile, Hugh Grant looks like the crypt keeper's great grandpa.


mbrad7

Ehh fake tits, make up, veneers, and a little photoshop/edit will make anyone look better


brickyardjimmy

I don't know...it hasn't helped Hugh Grant at all.


AlvinAssassin17

I love that she hasn’t taken a hatchet to herself with blatantly bad plastic surgery. I’m not saying she hasn’t had any, but she doesn’t look like a fish either. Very pretty woman. Always has been.


Sarcosmonaut

You can do a lot with minor tasteful surgery


grubas

Tnats why the lights are up high, hides a bunch of it. Shes still gorgeous.


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|hut0YFnrOBL1815B8g) Me:


TooMuchButtHair

It seems that the keys to youth are a good diet, exercise, and having a lot of money. I can control two of these three things.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actress-elizabeth-hurley-during-the-remus-lifestyle-night-news-photo/1575081663?adppopup=true) is the source of this image. > Actress Elizabeth Hurley during the Remus Lifestyle Night on August 3, 2023 in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. (Photo by Isa Foltin/Getty Images for Marcel Remus )


Inn_Unknown

She just like Salma Hayek ages like wine


Acewrap

Hugh Grant is an idiot.


426763

![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


SatisfactionOther958

Damn, look at those...flowers!


dilsedilliwala

I keep hearing Brit women are bland compared to French or Anerican. But then you have Liz Hurley, Kate Winslet, Emma Watson etc as great counterexamples


MrsDB_69

Money will do this to anyone


elqrd

Remains an absolute bombshell


goneawol321

Warneeyyyy


TheAndroidsDungeon

![gif](giphy|shBzFXfec03ba)


Ill-Maximum9467

Would


soulfingiz

My ultimate 90s crush.


dandaman1983

I had the biggest crush on her growing up... who am I kidding, I still do.


oasisarah

oh behave


NorCalStacci

She was always too good for Hugh Grant.


FoodBasedLubricant

"I would jizz early/inside Liz Hurley" ~MC Paul Barman


kRiz-1988

Timeless beauty in a league with Salma Hayek.


EngorgedBreasts

I wonder what her vagine looks like


Adam-West

God damn Ms Kensington


Raging_Dragon_9999

I suspect it's  good genetics combined with high quality plastic surgery.


GeddyVedder

![gif](giphy|NTjVvG5rktX3y)


OutComeTheWolves1966

Only two talents and neither is acting


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

We get it, you know a plastic surgeon.


CumBlastedYourMom

I definitely remember reading news sources that her son had died at 21, however long ago that would be. Like several places at the time over days/weeks. I always thought for years she was being so brave and not seeking pity for her loss...This last week I find out he is alive, in this reality. How do I find my original universe because I want to return there?


TonsToDicusss

Must refuse urge to jerk off at midday


J3wFro8332

Would


Thick_Duck

Like a fine wine!


SLR107FR-31

I remember when I was 15 and the thought of women being attractive at 60 seemed impossible, now I'm 30 and find myself looking at older women wayyyyy more than younger. 


dainty_petal

Stunning woman. Her and Kate Beckinsale.


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


xmu5jaxonflaxonwaxon

Bedazzles me!


djankylosaur

Just re-watched this the other day and it still holds up.


xmu5jaxonflaxonwaxon

## Un momento, estoy hablando español… ¡qué diablos!


idc2011

I wonder how much of this is fake.


cajunjoel

She's giving Helen Mirren a run for her money.


molemanralph69

I wanna make sweet love to that old lady


SpiceEarl

Yeah, but if you date her, what do you call her? Liz? Betty? Beth? Betsy? Ellie? Eliza? Lilibet? I suppose you could just ask her, but what if she said Elizabeth? That would be so boring. I don't know if I could deal with that... /s


ConnorK12

Groove baby, you look very switched on