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getupdayardourrada

That looks like 30 — 50 feral pigs, at least!


stamatt45

Highly recommend the Behind the Bastards episode on this Edut: It's Reply All, not BtB


getupdayardourrada

IIRC the pigs are in fact a menace?


MooPig48

They’re worse than a menace. They’re invasive, terribly destructive, and can be VERY aggressive. Did you know a domestic pig can go completely feral in 2-3 months? They become hairy for protection against weather, their tusks which can be razor sharp and deadly grow to insane proportions, and they literally transform from domestic to completely wild. Oh and they go into heat every 18-24 days and average 5-8 piglets, though they can have MANY more in one litter. And unlike many other mammals, piglets are born fully able to stand, run, hide, and scream their little fool heads off if messed with so their survival rates are pretty good. I mean, good luck catching even a domestic unhandled piglet at just a few days old. They’ll outsmart you every time. Most property owners/farmers shoot them on sight because of how destructive they are but that doesn’t put a dent in the population, not even a small dent. Many rural farmers hunt them with “hog dogs”, but the pigs often outsmart them and can easily kill a dog, it can take several dogs to take down just one large hog. They run absolutely rampant through farmland and eat/destroy everything in their path, and breed so quickly that it’s nearly impossible to bring the population down. In addition, while pigs are delicious, wild boars…aren’t. They get this thing called boar taint which makes the meat taste like shit, and be very tough. So while it would seem they’re a good solution for the hunger crisis, many are just completely inedible.


Scaevus

You might as well be describing tyranids. We may need the flamer. The heavy flamer.


Breadinator

I smell bacon in the future!


watchsmart

The fuck are we supposed to do?!?


stamatt45

Yes, and menace us vastly underselling it


tigm2161130

My parents own a working ranch and there have been a couple seasons where they had to hire helicopters to go up and cull them.


a_talking_face

Destructive, aggressive, territorial mean bastards. My dad was making a delivery on a worksite and feral pig charged and headbutted his work truck multiple times.


Chester2707

You’re not thinking Reply All are you?


stamatt45

Yes, thank you. For some reason I constantly get those 2 mixed up


Chester2707

All forgiven. BtB is also good. 👍🏼


send-me-tities

I know at least 5


getupdayardourrada

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs


elspotto

I’m kind of glad this one has stuck.


CommentLeading4953

You mean the two blurs


TheLyz

You have 3-5 minutes, what do you do...


Taskmaster1967

Honestly you should kill those fuckers asap This time next year you'll have 30


send-me-tities

Working on it. Traps are set. Local guy makes bacon


Taskmaster1967

Good for you These things are a damn pestilence.


Scaevus

Literally an invasive species that destroys the local ecosystem. You’d be doing the environment a favor.


RavenOfNod

You can also find your local Squeal on Pigs reporting line so your state or federal Dept of Ag can track and assist if necessary


Korver360windmill

How does this wild bacon compare to regular bacon?


Rugged_as_fuck

It varies from 'similar' to 'fucking gross' depending on age, diet, size, and sex.


ganoveces

where does this happen?


HoyAIAG

Everywhere


ganoveces

I saw comments say Hawaii.... i dont have wild pigs. deer, foxes, Coyote.....not pigs tho. no lions, tigers or bears either.


HoyAIAG

https://feralhogs.tamu.edu/files/2023/08/2022-feral-swine-population-map-scaled.jpg


PancAshAsh

What that map doesn't show is how fast the range expands.


mason240

They are coming into ND/MN from Canada right now.


ElysiumAB

Careful with those ones especially. If you try to make bacon you'll find it's just thick ham.


thesequimkid

Shit. Those motherfuckers are already in northern Oregon. I hope Washington Fish and Game is keeping an eye on that.


finnjakefionnacake

oh damn we gots feral pigs in california? not that i would know because i can't escape the damn city to actually see any nature.


SensingWorms

It’s only county areas. City doesn’t have any. Only where people have open land. Put up a fence.


passwordsarehard_3

You’ve never actually touched a pig have you? A fence will slow them down by about 5 minutes. There’s a reason they are kept in “confinements” and not “yards”.


SensingWorms

Chain-link


passwordsarehard_3

Did you chain fed gun? Because they just dig under any fence, you need a couple feet of cement wall underground.


SensingWorms

Google “dig defence”


A7T3C

They do so much damage, so fast. Traps asap!


send-me-tities

Traps are set!


chuckwagon9

Free bacon, you say?


send-me-tities

I do say. Comes with a trip to Hawaii


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Free brain worms


FireGodNYC

RFK?


finnjakefionnacake

it's not a flaw!


graceytoo

Are you going to slaughter and butcher it?


lizard_king0000

Invasive species


PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS

FERAL HOGS


Kowala48

You should shoot them tbh


send-me-tities

We have traps set up. Caught the mother pig a month ago. RIP


Kraphtuos968

How did you kill it?


send-me-tities

I didn’t personally. A local guy set the trap and disposed. Probably shot them or knife


EJLEE13

Trap ‘em, train ‘em, and with time you’ll have an army of hogs 🐗🐗🐗


send-me-tities

I like the way you think


send-me-tities

Sorry for the blur. They were moving and it was dark


ElephantFeeling1404

Is this in Berlin?


send-me-tities

Nope. Maui


idigclams

Luau!


OpenMindedMajor

My buddy on the big island brings his dogs out to go help hunt these fuckers. Pit Bulls lol


lur77

Pigs are eating MACHINES. They will eat foliage down to the ground in a way that you cannot comprehend wasn't done by mechanized methods.


send-me-tities

For real. When they start on the lawn it looks like a freshly tilled garden. It’s wild


[deleted]

They look delicious


HuginnNotMuninn

Kill them! Kill them now!


jedipiper

Good luck!


IntroductionOpen8421

kill them, destructive invasive species


not2dv8

Why didn't you shoot them?


send-me-tities

Because I don’t own a gun? And I’m not into hunting


angrath

Do they taste ok?


dfiner

Not OP but from what I understand as long as you avoid older boars it should be fine?


angrath

I don’t understand how this is a problem. I’d be eating bacon every day if they were around like this as I was allowed to eat them. It’s like geese around here - give me the word and I’ll fix the population issues we have and eat on the cheap for months!


courier31

They have huge litters and can breed in under a year.


angrath

But also humans have been solid at hunting things to extinction - especially delicious things that live on islands…


MillionToOneShotDoc

I’ve read that hunting feral pigs can make it only harder to control the population because they are hard to hunt and it makes them even more evasive of people or traps.


send-me-tities

We don’t see them super often. They try avoid being seen. We have traps up


Working-Skin-6212

Get in my belly you baby piglets!!!


matecito_cosmico

When is dinner?


send-me-tities

When you arrive!


matecito_cosmico

Thatbis the attitude


Hoody2shoes

And now you have bacon


Flatcowst

Catch and eat