T O P

  • By -

brooklynite

I believe this has been transformed into a huge indoor hockey/ice center?


kje2109

Never happened, [here](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/nyregion/bronx-kingsbridge-armory-development.html) is an article from January of this year...


STeeters

Ice Town costs ice clown town crown.


Jbolmeie

The opportunity arose and you answered the call


markp_93

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb


boblogbob

Yes?


CopperSavant

Oh, nothing... never mind. I don't think you're interested in me, just the retainer.


dubbzy104

You sure are a mouthful!


redbirdrising

r/beetlejuicing


SmegmaSupplier

I nominate Mayor Maynot.


Fearchar

Betty May, but Frieda does.


Iron-Fist

No Loblaws in the Bronx...


Grendel_Khan

New Dimmadome coming soon!


oppy1984

Take note, there is a cone on this building.


PaleInTexas

All of a sudden I feel like a game of Cones of Dunshire.


Screamofgoat

I wonder how many ppl know what this is from. Great ref


DropbeatsNotbombs

Ben Wyatt knows…


BigbooTho

considering it’s a wildly popular television show, probably a lot of people.


Fart-Gecko

Stix nix hick pix


happydaddydoody

They were big into rhyming


MouseRat_AD

This sounds so familiar


TMack23

Ben Wyatt, Human Disaster.


diydiggdug123

Ice Town costs ice down to clown town crown


BadWords-01

Bruh….


brooklynite

Wow, I knew several people who dedicated many years to planning and fundraising for this. Wild.


firewarrior256

Damn you NYT


Pool_Shark

Wow, what happened? I always thought it was a done deal and I even remember plans for it to be a practice rink for the Rangers


kje2109

I'm not very close to this but supposedly the developers didn't raise sufficient funds for the state contribution to kick in. Here's some links... [https://www.norwoodnews.org/kingsbridge-armory-back-to-square-one-as-annexes-see-10-million-renovation-for-military-use/](https://www.norwoodnews.org/kingsbridge-armory-back-to-square-one-as-annexes-see-10-million-renovation-for-military-use/) [https://bronxmatters.com/2021/12/17/after-8-years-of-nothingness-armory-ice-rink-plan-ditched/](https://bronxmatters.com/2021/12/17/after-8-years-of-nothingness-armory-ice-rink-plan-ditched/)


[deleted]

[удалено]


jaec-windu

The north never fell.


Flux_resistor

The one in Washington heights across from Columbia is a sports complex I think.


Luis__FIGO

The armory track and field center, amazing venue


Aero93

It was used for a party before.


amazingsluggo

Didn't know it was the biggest in the world. Is that true? In highschool we used to run indoor track tournaments there.


Whitewind617

Isn't that the New Balance Armory in Manhattan? Different building. Also same.


jemmylegs

Yeah, 168th street. So, almost the Bronx, but in Manhattan.


BigMac530

The Bronx and Manhattan are two separate boroughs. The Bronx is the only borough connected to the mainland US (not an island)


Stormedgiant

Is this a bot? First comment in a year, no posts in almost a decade.


AstroDwarf

He just woke up a sleeper cell


Western_Asparagus_16

Geographic anger transcends time


connaire

That’s not 100% true. The neighborhood of Marble hill, apart of Manhattan, is on the mainland USA.


fsurfer4

Only technically. We can dredge it back to the way it was. https://imgur.com/gallery/kings-bridge-bronx-z86NjZh


connaire

We could also dredged all the landfill that the World Trade Center is built on. But honestly are we gonna do that? Or claim that the WTC technically isn’t Manhattan?


fsurfer4

I left out the /s.


aprabhu86

I thought the largest armory in the world was America.


Ellowrath

The word Armory suggests the weapons are secured.


anally_ExpressUrself

I initially thought it says "the largest armory in the world is **in** America" but no, the largest armory **is** America. America is the armory.


GroinShotz

Right... But the person you're replying to is saying that we have unsecured weapons... Which means it's not an armory because they remain unsecured. Armory's keep weapons secure. We just hand them out to just about anyone with a pulse.


ChicagobeatsLA

Europe is actively begging the United States for weapons and ammunition right now


MaricJack

Same


TONYSTARK63

It is huge inside! You could play a professional football game in there. Underground is huge as well. Parking area, rifle range, barracks. All old and really moisture damaged.


markelis

I think The Fisher King with Robin Williams was filmed outside of here. In the movie, it served as a rich man's mansion, which Robin's character >!breaks into and saves him from suicide.!<


Pawn-Star77

Yeah I was thinking it looks like the castle from that movie.


AbnormalDuck

“Thank god no one in this town looks up!”


DarkSolaris

Just came to say this. Such a great movie.


KTTNMNCHR

It was an armory in NYC, but a different one actually. There are several armories across all five boroughs.


Metalhed69

I really miss her, Jack. Is that okay? Can I miss her now?


mason202

I lived in a ground floor apartment across the street from the armory in the early 2000's. Looking back now, it was chaos. Construction all morning, kids everywhere all afternoon because of the school across the street, constant crime and incidents. I got robbed like 3 times with different weapons, perverts outside my window peeping at my sisters, kids reaching their hands through the window to take whatever they could reach, one guy smashing my kitchen window and running away, drunk/mentally challenged trying to force their way inside, etc. Living on the ground floor was the root cause of all of these problems though. Still, I met so many great people and friends living there, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I ended up leaving New York in 2004, for the suburbs of Maryland and Honestly living in Kingsbridge was the last time I felt apart of a community.


I_could_be_a_ferret

A perfect example of why suburbs shouldn't necessarily be the "goal" for people to move to to live out the traditional nuclear family life. Arguably a well functioning urban centre with denser housing gives people a richer life in terms of quality of life.


Jam1906

This is practically only "arguable" in the Americas, in Europe, there is typically dense housing in cities and towns and small villages offer country living whilst being integrated with larger communities, it is just a fact that density + good services = generally better life


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jam1906

Yeah, haha, it's pretty instantaneous, but usually transport is OK enough to still get from rural communities to the more dense urban areas


sticklebat

I live in a lovely suburban neighborhood with a thriving community. I can sit out on my porch for an hour and have a dozen spontaneous conversations just with people walking by, of all ages, because everyone knows each other. There’s a great deal of variety in American suburbs. I think the older suburban towns tend to be more conducive to community, whereas the newer (or super wealthy ones full of enormous fenced in mansions) are less so.


VirginiaMcCaskey

Is this sarcasm? You're replying to a post highlighting all the social problems of hyper dense cities. I have a lot better "quality" of life since leaving the city. My stuff doesn't get vandalized or burgled anymore, I don't see human feces or litter on my front step or when out walking, I don't get followed by unhoused people looking to rob me when I'm alone anymore, and so on. There are valid reasons why people want to live in less dense suburban communities. And the post you're replying to reminds me of all the reasons I moved.


I_could_be_a_ferret

I think you missed the term "well functioning". I also think you missed the last paragraph of what the guy I replied to wrote. There are many cities in the world, not all of them are like you describe it. So maybe try being less narrow-minded next time. Bye.


sticklebat

> There are many cities in the world, not all of them are like you describe it. So maybe try being less narrow-minded next time. Bye. There are many suburbs in the world. Not all of them are how you describe them. So maybe try being less narrow-minded next time. Pot, meet kettle.


I_could_be_a_ferret

And where did you read my description of suburbs? Try again.


sticklebat

Oh, you know, just your original comment. Try again.


Cielmerlion

Barf and pass. City living dis disgusting.


Just_Candle_315

Probably still has less weapons and artillery in it than other parts of the Bronx


labrat420

Considering it hasn't been an armory in almost 30 years you're probably right


fighter_pil0t

For context Windows 98 came out almost 30 years ago


CrazyKyle987

That’s a weird pull considering Windows 95 was closer to 30 years ago


IronLion84

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


This_is_a_tortoise

You fucking knock that off


Saxit

1998 was 26 years ago. 2050 is 26 years from now. I wonder if that year's Windows release will be called Windows 50.


Saxit

So it's technically not the largest armory in the world? :P


labrat420

Even the Wikipedia page just says it may be the largest in the world so either way it might not be apparently


Quirky_Discipline297

Fort ~~Apache~~ Armory The Bronx


Elchupanebre4

But not as many hi-points


YNot1989

In modern, gentrified New York?


TotallyHumanPerson

Localized entirely within your kitchen?


Buckus93

May I see it?


aiiye

…no.


TobysGrundlee

You think people with *more* money have *fewer* guns? In America?


Dm-me-a-gyro

There’s a correlation between education and income, and education and a decrease in gun ownership. And education and not living in red states and red states and gun ownership. It’s not a terrible guess.


Pool_Shark

The Bronx has been neglected when it comes to gentrification for the most part. Though I think there has been some traction in making South Bronx a thing so only a matter of time.


PoopyMcFartButt

Cool thanks for sharing the name of the largest armory in the world that’s in The Bronx so that I could look it up


cbraun93

I mean, it’s literally the first result that came up when I searched “Bronx armory”


TheOtherJeff

I support both sides of this argument 😐


dabnada

OP gave not one but two major details that would let someone easily find this online, so although I concur with the sentiment that the name should have been in the title, one must also contend that it should really not have been that difficult to complete a digital query of said Bronx armory.


enemawatson

And leaving obvious information out of a post drives engagement because people will flock to the comments to point it out. Same with typos, errors, etc. Then you can sell your high-karma reddit account(s) to a bot farm. Or your high-engagement instagram accounts, or whatever. The internet is degrading.


Amesb34r

I upvoted for the use of “digital query”.


skyysdalmt

Dude! Spoilers!! Gaaaaawd...


PoopyMcFartButt

It’s like posting a screenshot to r/gaming talking about how it’s the best game ever then never mentioning what game it is. Sure I can find out with a little leg work, but if you’re already going through the effort of posting this, why not just include the name? It’s one person doing the work versus 100s/1000s of individual having to go out on their own and find it. Just save everyone the time and all the question asking


ItsLikeRay-ee-ain

Fine, I'll be the one to share the link. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsbridge_Armory


atlacatl

In /r/pics nonetheless.


tangcameo

Was the outside used as the rich man’s mansion in The Fisher King?


GoodOlSpence

Yep. Just rewatched it the other day, this is definitely it.


Yodrizzle

Used to pass by this on the train on my way to school, looked like a huge castle in the middle of the Bronx 💀


boneyfans

What a gorgeous building.


cordless-31

Why the hell can’t people build stuff like this anymore? Architecture sucks nowadays


Brave_Development_17

Maintnence coat and availability of materials.


bossmcsauce

Also material engineering. We can build stronger structures faster that will last longer for less upkeep by using more modern construction techniques and types of materials than old school masonry. Steel and concrete can do so much more for so much less, and faster.


Drenlin

We can, but we often don't. Plain steel re-bar on concrete-based structures only has a lifespan of 50-100 years.


bossmcsauce

If you didn’t do upkeep of a brick building, it would crumble in like 20-30 years


Drenlin

But you *can* do maintenance on a brick structure. Replacing the rebar in a concrete building is almost impossible without tearing down the structure or spending more money than a ground-up rebuild would cost anyway. Also, brick structures last a LOT longer than 30 years. With almost no maintenance they should go for 100 years or more unless they're just really poorly built, and with proper repointing and whatnot should be good for several hundred years.


keestie

Modern buildings are absolutely not built to last longer, almost universally.


bossmcsauce

Not houses. But huge concrete bunker-type buildings (as seen built for many utility or infrastructure applications) are built to be pretty resilient with minimal upkeep. You don’t have to tuck-point a concrete box every 15 years


Rubcionnnnn

I'drather have cheap, plentifularchitecture rather than nice lookingbut expensive architectureFor the rich. People need roofs over their heads.


bond0815

Sure, everyone would want to live / work in a very costly massive building with too few windows. /s


I_dementia87

The entrance looks like a surprised face.


dhenriq1

There’s a pho place near here on Jerome that’s delicious


PM_DEM_CHESTS

Com Tam Ninh Kieu


7thgen13

This place is great


imdoctorwho

Ayy the Armory. Ran many indoor track events in there.


thatjeffdude79

I thought those shirts were picket signs, WTF lol


KuromanKuro

Guarantee it’s people selling stuff by the road. I’ve seen it myself.


nightwood

I like how they made it look like an 11th century english castle


kingjim1981

Al Bagra Fortress


call_me_old_master

My GF lives down the street from this! It looks beautiful, but wonder what they'll end up doing with it.


C4p0tts

de_cobble


Sorri_eh

You see from this photo shows how big it is


Disqeet

5 acres down? Armory is said to have 6 stories below that includes a theatre.


CravingGlutton

if you like the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, they shot a huge scene that took up an episode or two of the last season in here. It was set at a Sanitation Department Trade Show and there was a huge stage for a big dance number and then all these fake trade show booths. It was a massive set that took up probably not even half of the inside. The rest of it was all large vehicles and lighting trucks and air conditioning. I think I have pics from back stage somewhere on my phone


Far_Out_6and_2

What’s inside


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deraj2004

Thanks for the flashbacks.


timesuck897

[They also hoard the CLP you need to clean your rifle.](https://terminallance.com/2014/03/11/terminal-lance-310-the-clp-mystery/)


Far_Out_6and_2

Lol


GoodOlSpence

The holy Grail.


Far_Out_6and_2

Ok let’s keep that our little secret then


TONYSTARK63

Mostly a giant open space but a lot of office type rooms in the front.


Far_Out_6and_2

I see well maybe they are James Bond type moms


morbihann

What is there inside ?


Gemmabeta

Bondage sex dungeon, wait no, that's the one in San Francisco.


Tobias---Funke

I’m looking for the magic.


dginzu110

We are transforming an Armory outside Baltimore with 4 buildings, 260k square feet and 14 acres. transformpikesvillearmory.org


CynicScenic

Reisterstown Road. Yeah, I know the one.


dginzu110

We started construction on the first building last month.


Samwisegamgee9

Brooklyn has a huge one to on Atlantic ave


talldrseuss

Brooklyn has a few if i recall. You have the one you mentioned which is the Bedford Men's Shelter. Then there's one in Park Slope which is the women's shelter


CharlieParkour

How much for that fuschia shirt? 


SpecialMango3384

I mean, have you been to the Bronx? It’s kinda needed


efudd6969

Clearly you did not grow up in the Bronx.


kwaping

Here's one zoomed in picture of part of the largest armory in the world.


CynicScenic

And me without my drone


kwaping

This is r/pics, you need to bring your A game, not just an interesting fact. There are other subs for that.


SpikeBad

10 times what's in Kentucky!


gr8whtd0pe

Easy there Simon.


Dresslerus64

It's empty. An Armory in name only


Exekutos

Well the one in Vienna covers 205 acres, so i think you are incorrect.


charliechan55555

Is something only an armory if it is a single building? Wikipedia, Dictionaries, etc. aren't doing a great job explaining the difference between an Armory or a Depot. There's a military depot in Oregon that is thousands of acres big.


SensingWorms

Italians and Irish men built that


Maximum_Capital1369

Crazy that this awful looking building isn't torn down but Madison Square Garden and Penn Station were.


Luis__FIGO

Not that crazy, manhattan vs the bronx


Maximum_Capital1369

I mean from a historical preservation perspective. This building shouldn't have been saved and should be torn down. Its an eyesore.


YNot1989

Almost all of America's guns are made in 3 states: New York, Connecticut, and New Hampshire.


DarkSolaris

Not anymore. Tennessee and Georgia produce more.


TheIowan

Well, they were. Now it'll be tennessee instead of ny.


lackofabettername123

Not long ago I read the US Army or armed services I should say, has a lot of stuff stolen. A lot of their gear just disappears. I forget where I read that though but it was a reputable source although not the sort of article I would normally read.


blubaldnuglee

17 pistols missing out of Georgia...https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/05/30/army-offers-5000-reward-after-31-pistols-go-missing-fort-moore-equipment-pool.html?amp


IContributedOnce

I’m not trying to be rude, just legitimately curious: why do you say 17 when the headline reads 31? I didn’t read the article, for the record.


blubaldnuglee

My bad. I think I interchanged M17 (The pistols military designation) with the amount missing.


denar40

What the fuck is one acre?


atlacatl

15 football fields


wwwdiggdotcom

Am I crazy for thinking 5 acres isn't really that impressive? Like sure it's impressive for New York City but not really an impressive amount of space on a worldly scale?


sjmiv

No, you're crazy for other reasons we won't mention.


CameronCrazy1984

It was because they were battering down the battery check their advantages


CanuckAussieKev

Wouldn't a brick structure be the worst material to build an armoury out of?


eudemonist

Cardboard is right out.


solgb1594

And?


nowenknows

Not if everything was made of wood when it was built.