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Loveisaredrose

Oh, poor kid. Cherish that full hairline while you've got it, Prince George.


Reead

Kate Middleton's dad still has a full head of hair, so he might luck out


Captcha_Imagination

Kate's brother Jack's hairline is jacked too. That kid will King Mr. Clean.


ChewsOnRocks

Both my grandfathers, all my uncles on both sides, my dad, and my brother all started seeing hair loss issues by their mid 20s. I’m 30 in a couple of months and show zero signs of hair loss. It’s apparently possible to dodge it against all odds.


KILL__MAIM__BURN

And William could *easily* just get hair treatments so it’s clearly a choice.


demoldbones

William has famously been balding for many years, you could see it start to thin around 20. It would give a bad impression if he did hair treatments. None of the royal family have noticeable “enhancements” (except Princess Catherine who I think has veneers?)- which is actually refreshing


ConfoundingVariables

Baldness can be inherited from both parents. It’s grounded in multiple genes.


the5nowman

Give me the $$$ he’ll have and you can take my hairline.


thewidowmaker

Hairline predominantly comes from moms side


FinalBossRock

Not really true https://restorehair.com/baldness-gene-come-mother-father/#:~:text=While%20it%20was%20once%20thought,the%20likelihood%20of%20experiencing%20baldness.


thewidowmaker

Your article doesn’t really deny what I said. There is a X-chromosome linked factor.


TheEdReilly

The kid already has a 5 head. Not looking great. /s


GobHobln

Man, I want to be happy like they are happy


techbear72

That’s easy. Just be born in to fantastic wealth and privilege!


AranaDiscoteca_redux

When “poor & unprivileged” children meet Taylor Swift they burst into tears because they’re made so incredibly miserable by the situation 


techbear72

Understandable


realitythreek

Do you have an example of this? Even poor kids like Taylor Swift and I’d imagine it was just the emotion of meeting an idol. My 6 yr old daughter would definitely cry and hide.


gokickrocks-

They were being sarcastic.


realitythreek

Honestly? Not obvious. People on Reddit are weird about Taylor Swift and they could have just as easily been saying that meeting her was miserable.


MrCakeFarts

Naw it was really obvious


-Piggers-

It was obvious.


Omegatherion

How obvious does the sarcasm have to be?!


mrpoopsocks

Well, if it was obvious, it wouldn't be sarcasm then. The vast majority of people on the interwebz take things too seriously.


disterb

🤦🏻‍♂️


casualroadtrip

And still I wouldn’t trade with these kids. At least not for more than a week. As someone born in a western country and raised by two hard working people from the middle class, I believe I’m more privileged than either William or his children will ever be. A life in privacy and anonymity is something they will never be able to buy.


Royal_Visit3419

That hasn’t stopped their Mom from having cancer.


techbear72

I’m sure it’s made sure she didn’t wait for NHS treatment, where people are now consistently waiting longer than the targeted times, nor have any debate about when to start treatment.


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techbear72

Well, of course. Be nice if we all had as good cancer care to show that same compassion to every family going through it.


IAmAGenusAMA

Yeah, it's practically like candy and puppies for her.


SensingWorms

Don’t talk about that. Taylor doesn’t have time to hear that


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realitythreek

Having money does correlate with happiness to a point. And that point is higher than most people think or make. Basically the less you have to think about money, the happier you are (statistically). Before you get indignant about this though, realize that this is an argument to tax the living fuck out of billionaires and raise the standard of living for everyone else.


techbear72

Not even sure how to respond. I’m guessing you’re rich and always have been because that’s the only way I can fathom that you would genuinely not know that being wealthy does correlate with happiness, not magically, but because being wealthy negates many of the stressors of modern life.


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Yeah and the happiest people I know have a lot of money. Almost like people are different and its hard to generalize


HyperPunch

Must be rich… if I did not have to worry about money and could do what I enjoy every day, my life would be much happier. But alas, I must work 8 - 12 hours a day to make money to pay bills, then just go home to sleep and do it again. That is not happy or fulfilling. Money would solve this problem.


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HyperPunch

Relationships would be better. Oh I can afford to go on a romantic getaway with my wife without worrying about the cost or if I’m going to be able to pay rent next month. And focus on being in the moment with her. Jesus, you sound like every billionaire trying to talk down the lower class so they have to work for them endlessly.


GiraffePolka

Nah, I've been broke as fuck and it's fucking fantastic being able to go on a vacation or afford dental care. You've just bought into the idea of convincing poor people to pretend they're better off that way they don't fight to take down the billionaires.


Hexagonian

I think the point is...you don't have to be super rich and privileged like a literal crown prince. Money matters only up to a certain point after which other needs in the Maslow's hierarchy takes over


ntermation

Having enough money that it is never a question if you will have food or shelter during your entire life.... that's going to change the way you look at the world. You say it won't make you happy, sure. But you eliminate well over half of all issue anyone will ever face. Simply by being stupidly rich enough to not have awareness of being hungry, or cold or not have shoes or pants or a hat ... so many things that just arent issues when you have wealth. And the defence you have... that it doesn't make you happy is 'yeah, but I still need to put work into having good relationships' ...I'm so sorry for you struggles.


lynevethea

username checks out lol


Astolfo424

I actually have a good friend who is super wealthy! like, oil baron wealthy. His whole life he’s had it SUPER easy and he NEVER has had to worry about if he has enough money for food, a hospital visit, or anything really! Besides his family being homophobic and transphobic, I haven’t seen a happier person! He’s able to buy whatever food he may want, he’s able to buy whatever item he can think of, and he’s able to buy and give things to his friends whenever he wants! He doesn’t work, he’s able to play games all day, he doesn’t have any obligations, he has no bills to pay, and everyone else does those menial tasks that non-wealthy people do everyday, for him! He’s very sympathetic towards what people like myself, who are barely able to make it by each month, have to struggle with, but he is also very aware that his wealth correlates to his overall happiness and wellbeing. So I wholeheartedly believe it’s very dumb to deny that being born into wealth brings happiness.


Tight_Sun5198

It's not guaranteed. There's always a chance to be unhappy .


techbear72

Of course it's not guaranteed. Nothing is.


Tight_Sun5198

Are you the guy from my insurance company? Still not give me an assurance.


Royal_Visit3419

Happy in the moment. Their Mom has cancer. Here’s hoping she - and all the Moms with cancer - recovers.


LilyMarie90

Taylor's mom also has a history of cancer, just to add to that. There's always things that can happen to you that all the money in the world can't solve.


Ithuriel1234

Don't be too jealous, poor dude gonna be bald by 21 :(


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cubsfan85

The people in that family are pretty famously miserable so idk about that. He will be rich though.


demoldbones

I’d rather be miserable in a castle while fabulously wealthy than happy in my shitty apartment that I can’t afford to heat, if it comes down to it.


zaccus

I'm bald just like William is and it hasn't negatively impacted my life at all. Women don't seem to mind so why should I?


Sibs

Baldness is usually inherited from the mother’s side. No cancer joke.


elconquistador1985

That's misleadingly simplistic. Genes from both parents affect it, though there is an X chromosome gene from baldness that does come from your mother.


sabre_rider

That’s the happiness of kids meeting their favorite musician or any act. And the baldy in the back is happy for his kids. Simple.


PinGroundbreaking520

Fake happy? You can do that.


Powerful-Roasting

It's all fake. Go make real friends and ignore these people entirely. The underbelly of why they act this way is tied to disturbing things. You have a camera too.  They're pretending to be important people but you wouldn't recognize any of them in a McDonald's or a Walmart. Swift was molded into a pop star but you probably sing and dance better than her. It is certain. 


Archimedesinflight

You mean with a mom and grandpa with cancer and getting the best healthcare in the world? Yeah.


efficientseed

I kinda think it’s the reverse…Prince William and kids meet Taylor Swift.


pants_mcgee

She’s more wealthy and likely more famous than they are


EmperorPornatusXI

You’re delusional if you think Taylor Swift is more wealthy than the royal family lmfao


pants_mcgee

Than Prince William? Absolutely. Than the entire royal family? Probably not, at least yet. If you include the entire crowne estate then absolutely not.


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lmth

Many Americans are more obsessed with the British royal family than Brits are.


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James007Bond

Prince William will be close. He’s been front page news for 30 years. I would hazard a guess that most Americans know who prince william is at this point.


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I'm pretty sure most of ~~Europe~~ the world knows far more about the English Royal Family than they do about Taylor Swift.


User99999999991

People think that fame is everything. The Royal family is around for more than 500 years, you need to be very naive to think that a singer will have more money/influence.


TommyLee93

500 years?


bt123456789

I remember when the Prince and Princess were born, it's crazy seeing them older, I feel old.


belckie

Right! I remember Prince William putting the baby seat in their car.


Rex-0-

Yeah wtf, in my head George is 6 years old.


Granny_Skeksis

Glad she could make the kids happy


dkyguy1995

When the world famous celebrity is taking a selfie with YOU


californiaye

Prince William would look a lot better/younger if he just embraced the baldness and shaved it all off. That situation he’s got going on is not good


therussian163

He needs to post his before and after on r/bald.


That_guy_will

Not everyone suits a bald head so people need to stop spouting that shit


OfficialGarwood

Williams has shaved his head bald before and he did suit it very well.


GrandEconomist7955

In fact the large majority do not look good bald at all. But it makes them feel better, so that's what matters.


That_guy_will

I think people underestimate how much men don’t like being bald. Some men truly suit it. But a lot us would love nothing more than full head of locks again


californiaye

Ur right but absolutely no one rocks what he has currently so anything is an improvement


That_guy_will

People can rock whatever hair they want, maybe stop being so judgmental.


j4nkyst4nky

Fuck off. He's rocking this look just fine. Not everyone who loses their hair up top needs to shave it all and look like a slick nutsack. I think more men should embrace this look.


californiaye

You don’t have to tell me to fuck off just because you disagree with me: sorry you’re balding. No need to take out your anger on me.


gin-rummy

BIG CLUB AND YOU AINT IN IT!!


SensingWorms

Only the rich. Sandler talked about how amazing it was that she took the time and met his daughters and talked with them. lol


KILL__MAIM__BURN

I mean she does this with literally tons of people. I’m ambivalent on the subject but spending literally moments on socials will show you Taylor, when she can, will spend that time.


demoldbones

Tonnes of *rich* and *famous* people. Your neighbours kid ain’t getting to show off that selfie unless your property taxes cost more per year than my full university degree.


tichienblanc2

Taylor's meet and greet are always free though, her mom selects random people from the crowd to go backstage. Not about $.


siahbabedblsiah

I thought they were posing with TS’s wax statue for a sec


Zestyclose-Raise6104

Sad, they never will expierence a moshpit.


PrincessImpeachment

Celebrity worship is so dumb.


wllperegoy

![gif](giphy|QgejSvXmwpvnW)


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Poo-poo celebrities and royalty and the rich in general all you want, but this is a really cute pic of four human beings being really happy and i think it’s adorable


Rotted0ut

But in reality it’s four human beings who are on top of a system that runs like a meat grinder of resources and humanity. I live in almost constant food insecurity and half my family is homeless, we have so little so they can have so much.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

So that means they aren’t human beings having a good time?


lavnder97

No it isn’t


andropogon09

Prince George not lookin forward to that hairline.


RedDirtNurse

Male pattern baldness comes from the mother's side (i.e. his maternal grandfather).


andropogon09

It's a little more complicated than that. It appears that there can be many genes involved, not all carried on the X chromosome.


New_Giraffe1831

Umm so…….


Otherwise-Top3825

No one cares


RedDirtNurse

You cared enough to comment.


lavnder97

“You cared enough to comment 🤓👆”


IHate2ChooseUserName

i may be downvoted to say her smile was little fake. dont destroy me TS army.


gaynorg

Royalty is so stupid. I can't believe we still live with it


SuperRonnie2

Oh look! Four people I don’t give a fuck about…


Powerful-Roasting

I like you more than them. 


ringing-Shels-bells

Who cares.


Iforbz

Climate change.


United_Comfort2776

You cared enough to comment


mpc92

Many, many millions of people


HistoricalShip0

This is icky on her behalf! Why are people still romanticising monarchies?


Sudden_Ad_4480

![gif](giphy|3o6gb3ukcY5qrU8d3O)


Efficient_Sky5173

Pop as popcorn


Powerful-Roasting

Who? 


wish1977

How did they get tickets?


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I hope she washed the bogger before touching the prince


SuspectKnown9655

Looks like they had fun.


Rotted0ut

I see nothing but aristocracy and privilege.


Kangy1989

Oh, so she CAN make political statements…


Entire-Cow-1641

Who cares?


brdesignguy

Idk what going on with Taylor’s makeup, but it’s giving me vibes of the [“I feel fantastic”](https://youtube.com/shorts/bgqnyEIhBbc?si=bSxa2YRu-uri61PC) robot…


Longjumping_Sock1797

Looks like a good photoshopping opportunity.


Delicious-Tachyons

Naming that kid after a smelly pulp mill town in British Columbia was definitely a choice. :)


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Taylor swift is so cute


brokenwolf

Bill’s daughter is in full send right here. Just pure joy.


NewDad907

Those are the smiles of wealth and privilege.


Standsaboxer

Naw. Just people enjoying a moment. Cynicism is so ugly.


charlottepanther123

For real. Kids are kids and they were excited. This place is a cesspool.


lavnder97

The earth is a cesspool because of billionaires like Taylor and the royal family


charlottepanther123

Yea Taylor Swift is why you’re miserable and lashing out at pictures of children having fun on the internet. Don’t vomit your bullshit on kids. They didn’t choose to be born in the situation they’re in. Just weird edge lord energy. But whatever, yea billionaires suck. You suck too.


lavnder97

Don’t you get tired of dickriding for billionaires who are polluting the air we breathe? Don’t you get tired? How did you type this with her cock down your throat? If being aware of everything that’s wrong with the world makes me an edgelord sign me up, I’d rather be that than be a cock warmer for the 1% like you.


charlottepanther123

Dude, seriously go see someone. You’re unwell. It’s a picture of a pop star and kids. Get a life.


Sir_Fox_Alot

Enabling a society that only cares about what the latest wealthy famous person is doing is much worse than cynics.


lavnder97

THANK YOU. These people really thought they were onto something. Gagging for the bread and circus distractions while climate change pummels us.


lavnder97

Climate change, capitalism and colonialism is so ugly. Smiling while the world literally burns and you’re culpable is ugly.


Standsaboxer

What’s it like being so insufferable?


FGX302

I guess that's Kate taking the picture of the selfie.


anylastway

CUTE


Pudgedog

Rich cunts doing rich cunt shit.


heliostraveler

Staged creepiness.


ucmyproblemisthis378

OK


Scared_Ladder_8544

Taylor who 😒


SMEAGAIN_AGO

Twats!


-Piggers-

Speak for yourself lol.


Maririch_82

Our Queen and their future King. ❤️


HitttingAndMissing

That’s what torture feels like


EdwinDouble

Do you think she talked to them about the genocide?


TrafficAgitated5114

How many planes were in her fleet? Should I reduce my carbon footprint to celebrate this event?


hmr__HD

Fam having fun while mummy’s got cancer


gmlvsv

Why he does not want to do a hair transplant?


0110110111

Not every man who is bald is devastated by it. Most accept it or even embrace it. Confidence goes a long way.


asianumba1

Also the headline "prince uses tax money for vanity" isn't good for publicity


casualhobos

Also it would be super obvious if he got one now.


discontent_discoduck

It’s not meant to be a secret. Hair replacement surgery is like a year long process, you couldn’t hide it if you are seeing the same people on a regular basis within that span of time. All the hair that gets transplanted in falls out of these little scabs before very very gradually growing in over many months


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gokickrocks-

You know, they make really convincing [toupees](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNLqEWJL/) nowadays


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gokickrocks-

Hmm, I’m not sure how often it needs replaced. Probably about as often as you’d get a haircut. I think they look pretty slick! Shout out to the men who are confident while balding, but it’s a good option for men who may be a bit more insecure about it.


bishslap

Why do you think that's important?


JLOBRO

Clearly he’d be king already if he only had hair!


bungle123

He's probably not that insecure


NataschaTata

Not every person is obsessed and insecure about their hair. He’s probably more than content with his looks, good on him.


ghenghisthegoat

Guessing you're American? I don't think we're as fussed about that sort of thing in England. It's similar in the way we don't go in for the teeth straightening and 'glow in the dark' whitening. If they're healthy/functional - why change it? Edit - typo


Longjumping_Sock1797

He keeps it real like Larry David.


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PrataKosong-

He is such a normal lad, just like us