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**Rule 1: no screenshots/added text/comics** No screenshots, No AI-generated images, No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements. This includes image macros, comics, infographics, maps, MS Paint type scribbles, and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt. Blurring or boxing out of personal information (e.g. faces, license plates, phone numbers) is also exempt. Screenshots includes both actual screencaptures, any image that contains GUI elements, as well as photos of screens.


chimusicguy

Not just a dress. THE dress.


absurdlydisingenuous

Wait... so this means that Monica was the one with the cigar? Oh my...


QuentinP69

It’s funny Bill Clinton was last in office in 2000 and today he’s younger than both candidates.


HerzBrennt

Thanks for the existential crisis regarding my age. Now turn that music down and get off my grass.


Machette_Machette

*Plays Careless Whisper in the background...*


MakkaCha

Thats my jam.


HerzBrennt

Same, OP is tempting me with a good time.


LuckyReception6701

I can't help but to feel so unsure.


pugloescobar

It sounds like a good idea, but we’d only hurt each other with the things we had to say


LuckyReception6701

I don't think I'll ever be able to dance after this, my feet weighted down by guilt as they are.


HerzBrennt

Nah, turn that shit up! Song's a fuckin banger.


Machette_Machette

I am confused what/who is a fucking banger. /s


pezazz2532

Depends on what your definition of “is” is


Kvenner001

Oh look at the Boomer with a lawn. “Look at me im old enough to be able to afford housing.” Mister big shot. /s


Solipsists_United

Crazy fact: he was younger than them already in 2000


Killersavage

Some people say he was always younger. It is crazy.


maxmcleod

![gif](giphy|117P9MlBvxqSBi)


THE-SEER

Nope that’s not funny at all. It’s super fucking depressing.


IntrospectiveApe

Clinton, W, and Obama are all younger than the Cheetomussolini and Weekend at Biden's. 


Agile-Argument56

God I wish it was Weekend at Bernies 😭😭😭


GradeBeginning3600

Wow that is insane.


Mini_pp

I hate to do this... But um actually he left office in 2001


TheSharkFromJaws

If you read the foot notes on the Starr report you aren't completely off. Well, maybe it wasn't a cigar.


TeuthidTheSquid

So, “close but no cigar”..?


Jonsnoosnooze

Clothed but no cigar


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|Gn1v8A4OQnSAxjnY8z|downsized)


angelomoxley

There never was a Monica


TonyWonderslostnut

“Bill Clinton’s going to be a grandfather soon. So when the baby is born, do you still give him a cigar?” —Joel McHale (2014 White House Correspondents Dinner)


ericmm76

It's going over a lot of peoples' heads.


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|l0HlADMS95lBYXUl2)


NoCommentFU

What a different world we’d be in if Hillary could have just acted normally, campaigned harder in swings states and taken the threat of Cadet Bonespurs more seriously. Better still if her ego and the DNC could have stepped aside for Bernie!


appathevan

Anthony Wiener soliciting a 15 year old girl has to be one of the biggest butterfly effect moments in American politics. Wiener’s laptop investigated -> Hillary’s emails found -> Comey keeps investigation open -> Hillary’s polls drop enough to cost her the election -> Trump wins.


tigertiger284

I always wondered if she had just not called some folks "deplorables" she would have won more independents and won. She was probably right, but could have kept it to herself.


DeputyDomeshot

I think there’s a lot of gaffes she had, Pokémon go to the polls, telling black community that she keeps hot sauce in her purse to seem relatable. Trump is one giant gaffe but Hillary’s perception of clean cut staple of US politics makes her far more susceptible to the response of gaffes.


mal_one

The Pokémon thing was lame but she wasn’t insulting anyone with that comment. Calling any group of a nation deplorable probably not a good move, especially this late in the summer ;) She was clearly out of touch and not genuinely relatable cause she sounded like a robot trained by test groups. Bernie was relatable to everyone cause he was just a great speaker and he legit spoke his mind. It was so shocking at first that many trump voters were keen on Bernie or trump. Considering they are polar opposite candidates - showed me that in America it’s really not the ideas that make the candidate, is just how they are perceived as a person.


Str4425

Bernie truly deserved a chance. His no bs approach would put his orangeness in his place in every debate 


WhyBuyMe

He was very popular with the chronically online demographic but he struggled with older democrats, swing voters, minority voters and some low income voters. I'm not saying he couldn't have turned it around and done well, but he really needed to lay more groundwork earlier. He was far from a sure thing. It would have been awesome to see him win but I have doubts he would have done better than Hillary. Too bad we'll never know.


Str4425

Funny thing is, isn’t swing voters + some minority voters where Hillary had problems and where Biden is having too?! I get your point, but it feels like the incumbent egos got in the way of Bernie. Being popular with chronic online demographic has been absolutely critical. And there’s no one that can talk to low income voters like Bernie, he knows what he is talking about and he comes out credible and empathetic 


ChimcharFireMonkey

Biden does not have an issue with minority voters. Minority voters are what got Biden the W in 2020.


thekickingmachine

His campaign took in all those online donations and did nothing no tv no radio nothing to reach the grassroots folks his campaign needed. It made me so mad


Educational_Sink_541

Bernie is popular with the exact set of demographics that don't vote: chronically online young people. Even if they did vote it wouldn't matter because they all live in the same 5 cities (half of them live in SF or NYC in fact) that go blue anyways.


Dekar173

Without a Trump presidency, I feel a lot of voters would not have been activated the 2nd and now 3rd times around when they were preparing their hail Mary 'Project 2025' Many people predicted in 2016 he'd be the eventual death of the GOP. Assuming he loses in November, that'll 100% turn out to be the case.


Jackalodeath

How the feck did you find such a perfect gif‽


cherryreddracula

It's a classic Clinton gif. Or I'm on the internet too much.


TeacherPatti

I think it's them looking at balloons as if they've never before seen such a miraculous thing.


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justabill71

And onto the dress.


Jmazoso

Oooof


VolkspanzerIsME

*chefs kiss* perfect.


true_enthusiast

Brush your teeth first! 😤


bard329

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.


Zer0C00l

False. Black bears.


bard329

Beets. Battlerstar Galactica.


FlinflanFluddle4

Can you explain the dress thing?  I don't think I was alive for this. Did Monica Lewinsky wear one like it?


himynameis_

[Wow, all this time and I never knew that is how the FBI proved it. ](https://www.famous-trials.com/clinton/889-lewinskydress) Also, her "friend" is a bitch.


wicked_fots

Yeah, I think people overlook this. They're just like, haha! Bill Clinton in a dress.


dmetzcher

The *blue* dress. The naughty dress!


PaperbackBuddha

Eh, I see gold and white.


texachusetts

Bill “pointed” with his knuckle not not his finger.


wtfwtfwtfwtf2022

No. The dress was a button down with a collar from The Gap. This is an off the shoulder cocktail dress.


chimusicguy

I know. But it's funnier this way.


-DaveThomas-

It's funny that you, and no other single person responding have any idea that this is not the dress. There are evidence photos of the actual dress, ffs. It's blue, but it doesn't look anything like this dress. [The actual dress](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Monica+Lewinsky+blue+dress+evidence)


oneWeek2024

not really "the dress" ...granted it's a pretty bad painting, but the dress is widely known, and that's not how it looks. that's some sort of cocktail/evening dress.


daddytyme428

look if i was at goodwill and saw that i would definitely buy it


Jmazoso

Especially if it was on velvet


Wyden_long

He’s a loathsome offensive brute….yet I can’t look away.


gpkgpk

I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.


re4ctor

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.


rj4001

His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.


URPissingMeOff

We're talking about a painting here. Stop looking in the mirror


Doris_zeer

Maybe he just really likes airplane rides


Gayspacecrow

![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized)


mutantbabysnort

Ensconced in velvet


BlindWillieJohnson

Same. I keep a gallery of shitty art in my apartment’s unnecessarily spacious bathroom, and this would be perfect for it.


mseuro

Pics?


ilovetrees420

"He's a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away"


KindBeats2016

It's Hideous!


RayPoopertonIII

Simultaneously: "I love it."


BurryProdigy

My dad had that painting hung in his garage since before I was born—I never understood it. Started watching Seinfeld and it’s now hanging in my apartment.


HotGarbage

Oh man that is so awesome! I had the T-shirt with the painting on it back in the 90's after the episode came out.


pfamsd00

I see a parasite.


Simple_Ad_6186

His buttocks are sublime


BoltShine

Did he put the balm on?!


FieldoDreams

WHO told you to put the balm on?


AlliedR2

I really dont care what political party, government organization, ethnicity, etc. someone is. If they are in the Epstein files they need to investigated and prosecuted if relevant evidence is found that they committed a crime. The fact that someone like Epstein was allowed to move in those circles is fucking appalling. The fact that those circles welcomed him with open arms is even more of an issue.


Max_E_Mas

I've been saying this for some time. At first I thought he just had the p*do island all to himself cause he was a sick fuck. But then I learned others went with him on plane trips. My immediate thought, investigate every last damn one of them. This is too important. If you are the company you keep then we have a lot of powerful predators running around.


AlliedR2

And everybody knows he didnt kill himself but was offed by powerful figures from around the world. The only question when he was arrested was who of his clients would have him killed. They do this crap in plain daylight and we have no way of forcing agencies to look into it. They just turn a blind eye until the world forgets.


RktitRalph

This painting always intrigued me, did bill know about it? Did they joke about it? Was it a way JE reminded bill he owned him? So many questions 🤔


Murgos-

They found the person who painted it. She was an art student in Australia who never met Bill.  Someplace reported Epstein bought it because it was funny and didn’t like Bill Clinton.  It’s just kind of a non-story with no deeper meaning. 


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LeoThePom

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/r45a5n/here_is_the_evidence_that_reddit_user_maxwellhill/


CryAffectionate7334

Oh holy shit


TransBrandi

Yea. I like how the top comments are all about how Reddit banning TheDonald is proof that everything is manipulated.


Nbkipdu

Yeah that argument was a hilarious read. All the way from "it was people *pretending* to be us" to the sharp turn into anti-vax shit.


hewlett777

world news mod, no surprises there.


MyFifUsername

Why did they hang out so much ?


zaoldyeck

Did they? For most of the period alleged Bill Clinton was president and wasn't exactly flush with free time to "hang out" with anyone. Trump's frequent trips to Mar a Lago on vacation were unusual, not the norm.


MyFifUsername

Clinton is also on flight logs and shit w Epstein. I mean trump definitely is too both are on there. This recent release is startling about trump. Yeah this lack of coverage of Epstein files being released and trump’s name all over is fkn weird..


zaoldyeck

I'm not suggesting Bill didn't fly with him, just that more salacious claims like Bill visiting a private island *while president* certainly don't stack up. The president just doesn't have much time to "hang out" with *anyone*. Their time is pretty well publicized.


URPissingMeOff

Not to mention that a sitting president does not go anywhere without an army of secret service agents and ALL trips anywhere are set up months in advance. A presidents time is not their own. They aren't even allowed to drive a car on the street.


RainforestNerdNW

Also not everyone that flew with Epstein ever even flew to the Rape Island.


RSGator

Also he wasn’t charged with trafficking minors to the island, he was charged for crimes at his house in Palm Beach, a <5 minute drive from MaL. I never understood the “Trump never flew to the island!” shtick. He didn’t have to fly to the island, he just needed to take a golf cart down the street.


onehundredlemons

There's a companion piece to it that has Bush Jr playing with paper airplanes and kid's building blocks that look like the Twin Towers https://news.artnet.com/art-world/bill-clinton-blue-dress-painting-jeffrey-epstein-1628437


foxyfoo

Finally, someone asking the real questions. Could be a joke though, but we will likely never know. Bill definitely went to the island, but we have more evidence Trump raped an underage girl there than we do for Bill.


ufosandelves

Epstein like to use an American flag as a table cloth so I don’t think it’s a joke. To me the painting says , “The president is my bitch” among other things.


QueRolloPollo

The artist did it mostly as satire of how she viewed America through the news, being from Australia https://news.artnet.com/art-world-archives/artist-epstein-clinton-painting-1628953


ufosandelves

How the artist viewed it versus how Epstein viewed it could be two very different meanings.


blindreefer

But what does Ja Rule think?


clyde_drex

WHERE is Ja?!


Trisa133

Always there when you call!


boygriv

Somebody get Ja on the phone.


Jollyguana

Every thug needs a lady. Obviously.


EmperorBozopants

Bitches deal with it, only lovin' them hoes for the night.


EngineeringOne1812

Art is open to interpretation


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cballowe

Did he go to the island? I thought there was definitely a "bill was on the plane", but I thought it was to Africa or some other destination for something related to the Clinton foundation?


suitoflights

Don’t forget that Ghislane Maxwell’s father was in intelligence. Epstein Island was probably all about intelligence gathering / leverage.


rachevyguy

Blackmail is a powerful tool


Beto_Clinn

What is strange is, wouldn't the honeypot run out of honey at some point? "I can't wait for my trip to blackmail island!".


TuhHahMiss

"bring so and so here or our deal is over" seems like an effective way to enable it to continue, but I'm not particularly educated on how all that works


St0nkyk0n9

you'd think but never underestimate the allure of young girls, drugs, and exclusive parties to these clowns


JacobsJrJr

That's why just going to the island isn't enough evidence for me. Operations like that need cover. They need people who can say "I went there and it was a normal, nice vacation place."


Sensitive_Yellow_121

[Epstein was also heavily involved with Israeli intelligence.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein#Israeli_startup)


sadeq786

For Israel, not America. He was an Israeli intelligence asset, as was Epstein.


Chappie47Luna

FBI has been sitting on the CCTV footage from the island. Every room had cctv for this blackmail Operation


robmagob

I love when people throw in conspiracy nonsense that’s impossible to prove and most likely saw in a meme, like it is a fact.


Chappie47Luna

I saw it in a congressional hearing with director wray and he refused to confirm or deny due to an ongoing investigation


Klotzster

Not the only thing found hanging


TacoBean19

I’d award you if I could


LGMuir

I’ve got so many of these free shits


TacoBean19

Bruh lmao


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

This man wanted to give us a presidential seal on BJ's not being considered sex. We should have rallied behind him as a nation.


DeuceSevin

And Monica should have been bestowed the highest honors out country gives. A true Patriot.


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

We blew it


Jet2work

no.....she did


RktitRalph

Well he blue it


LedoPizzaEater

He blue himself


mutantbabysnort

There’s gotta be a better way to say that.


mlevij

Oh, Tobias, you blowhard!


cairoxl5

Now I've got something of a mess on my hands.


DramaOnDisplay

If this was Trump getting blown in the Oval Office? His followers would be hoisting him up on their shoulders like he was the Hawk-Tuah chick!


thebinarysystem10

Simpler times.


Teripid

Crazy that a regular garden variety affair with a subordinate seem refreshingly uncomplicated compared to everything since...


CryAffectionate7334

Oh no no no it's not that at all. Republicans lied and set him up. He never lied and should not have been impeached. Here's what happened: When they put together the impeachment proceedings for Clinton, they gave him a definition of "sexual relations" that did NOT include anything he did, namely oral sex. He answered the question technically correct, as you SHOULD in a legal situation where a specific definition has been given to you. He absolutely had oral sex and lied about it, but not in the impeachment proceedings where it counted, not by the definition he was given. Republicans knew exactly what they were doing, they lied about it, but he was impeached regardless.


warm_rum

Didn't he witness tamper?


CryAffectionate7334

I guess I don't know that, that's a separate issue but should be relevant. To be clear, I don't condone his actions, just pointing out that the GOP are liars and hypocrites on this issue, like every other.


LongmontStrangla

It was an official act.


Illustrious-Word7761

People laugh at this, but i find it very disturbing, Something very dark about it.


eatatacoandchill

Epstein won't be remembered for light hearted jokes


DramaOnDisplay

It’s smug aura mocks me.


pootiecakes

It would be "haha, silly" if just art at some random person's house. At the house of Epstein, its "haha, here is another powerful person I have dirt on, look how weak I've made them look", and yeah, anything related to him in the slightest of ways is terrifying.


Tommysrx

“Charlie I don’t like this painting!”


kangkinos

me too! such an odd thing found in a place of nightmares


rjcarr

Even before the Clinton Epstein connection, I never liked how Clinton mostly got a pass with Lewnski, saying “it was consensual!”, and even her taking a bigger hit.  It is such a gross imbalance of power that there’s no excusing it. 


ElGuano

That's a weird thing to have displayed in your house. Maybe even for Epstein?


squirtloaf

As somebody else stated, if I found it at goodwill, I would buy it and hang it with my other goodwill art.


EndOfSouls

Bro was very private until you got to his island, then all his kinks were on display.


Thirdnipple79

Well now I have my mom's Christmas present figured out. 


Dolanite

Right! As soon as I saw this my first thought was I kinda want a print for myself. It would go great in any workshop.


joecarter93

Rich people do weird shit and this is the least weird thing about Epstein


LovethePreamble1966

Release the files. Release all the names. Tired of these fools being protected despite their predatory behavior because they’re elite connected.


Jeptic

Who is the artist?


00Oo0o0OooO0

Petrina Ryan-Kleid


I_Hunt_Wolves

Funny is funny.


AlphaAlpha495

When they fkn make this A Democrat / Republican things. It DOESN'T MATTER. LOCK THEM ALL THE FK UP. ![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized) GIVE US THE LIST! John Doe #174 . Clinton you are a piece of 💩 also. Let's NOT GET IT TWISTED America 🇺🇲


Fantastic-Use-6773

Yes!!! All the rich and powerful were friends! Making this a Trump only thing is horrible to all the untold amount of children that suffered/ died.


Just_Candle_315

So weird how republican cronies were erotically obsessed with Bill Clinton. See also Ken Starr who began his investigation into Clinton's real estate deals but ended up penning an 800 page opus about 42's extramarital affair with an office subordinate.


Ignorethenews

Ken Starr- the guy that was at the helm of Baylor and was complicit when sexual assault was rampant and going unpunished? Or Ken Starr the guy who said they were going to pull up every gross detail and humiliate Clinton and Lewinsky to shock the American people to score political points? Oh right, same asshole.


tatanka01

Back in 1984, the Republicans wrote a 1,960 page report on [porn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meese_Report). Edwin Meese under Ronnie Rayyyygun.


Jagjamin

And their current plan is to make porn illegal next year.


tatanka01

Pretty soon, they'll have to do something about that pesky Internet.


jimvolk

These guys still like to bring up Jimmy Carter, so it tracks.


Scrantonicity_02

Paint me like those French girls!


thiscouldbemassive

This is just kinda weird and creepy.


linecookdaddy

What a day to have eyes


sfrattini

He was experimenting with AI years before everyone else, you fools


Quiet_Enthusiasm_98

Six fingers


Vehkseloth

He is saying “only you can prevent forest fires”


RandomMandarin

According to Snopes, the painting is real, but whether it was really in Epstein's home is unproven. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-clinton-dress-painting/ >This much we know: The painting shown in the photograph published by the Daily Mail is authentic. It is entitled "Parsing Bill" and was painted in 2012 by the Australian-American artist Petrina Ryan-Kleid, while she was obtaining a master of fine arts degree from the New York Academy of Art. It's plausible, however, since Epstein's place is also in NYC.


Bx1965

Imagine if this was Trump


b_nuttis_666

Dude looks like a lady...


Available_Map1386

You know this isn’t AI because the hands and fingers aren’t mangled.


ianmoone1102

Most people here seem to be unaware of when this painting actually came to light, and the other weird paintings featuring former presidents in suspicious situations.


Most-Entrepreneur553

The painting is real (in case anyone was doubting like I was) and was created by an art student named Petrina. She says the painting was not meant to be partisan. The blue dress is a reference to Monica’s, but the person who posed while wearing an actual blue dress was a male model for the art school Petrina attended. Then she just painted Clinton’s face onto the body. She was shocked to find out Epstein purchased it. https://news.artnet.com/art-world-archives/artist-epstein-clinton-painting-1628953/amp-page


DaddyCatALSO

painting =\\= portrait, not saying it isn't one but a painter can paint anything


SexandCinnamonbuns

Her knee caps are red... That's detail.


IcedMercury

The way the title is phrased I thought the dress was mounted on Epstein's wall.


Frankie_Says_Reddit

![gif](giphy|ULyYV5amK2eYM|downsized)


Youareallbeingpsyopd

Yeah. Clinton was just a business associate.


PawneeGoddessWarrior

omg, my brain thought that title meant Epstein had the actual Lewinsky dress mounted in his townhome. At night, the black light turns on and the stain glows!


p00p00flakes

If you can hang a portrait of a former president in a drag and he still kicks it with you, you have a lot of power..


Interesting_Cow5152

This is over 5 years old and came first from.. [you guessed it](https://i.mycdn.me/i?r=AEHujHvw2RjEbemUCNEorZbxYpb_p_9AcN2FmGik64KrkYolLT_xn0dM6pWys40TgD17Zi9s0CiBOSDmbngC-I-k&fn=external_8)


hkohne

Why does this look like AI? The torso & pointing hand just don't look right.


makk73

It’s a painting.


DrNinnuxx

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


makk73

The painting is called *Parsing Bill*. It is oil on canvas, painted by Australian artist [Petrina Ryan-Kleid](https://news.artnet.com/art-world-archives/artist-epstein-clinton-painting-1628953)


Electrical_Shirt980

I actually kind of love this


quaybon

It looks totally Photoshopped