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goodonesaregone65

Fords get delivered on a Volvo…


PomegranateOld7836

Forklifts are probably Toyota.


metalgtr84

_American parts, Russian parts, all made in Taiwan!_


Rasha26

Yelled by a Swedish actor


brkh47

The Taskmaster, Fred.


MiracleMex714

This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.


AFineDayForScience

That guy is swedish? He's Russian in everything!


mejelic

That's why I told you "touch nothing". But you're a bunch of cowboys!


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing that finds uh New York or Washington, you know?


rayndomuser

Components…


chr7stopher

Probably. Heck, the factory was Toyota’s before Tesla bought it.


Monstrme

Funny. Toyota invested 50 mil in Tesla and gave them a portion of the factory


chuck_cranston

Toyota also didn't a joint project with GM in the same plant.


broforce

If you ever scratch out both T's and the A, all that's left is OYO which looks like boobs.


DaVyper

also resembles an owl


spunlikespidermike

You should get your boobs checked out if they looks like OYO


mtsai

and it all gets here on a samsung ship


ahecht

Or Hyuandai, or Mitsubishi. Asian mega-conglomerates are weird.


zebediah49

Like how Hitachi makes everything from cranes and missile launchers to CD drives. And yet tons of people in the West primarily know them for a certain "vibrating massager".


TacticalTapir

Peterbilt 'round these parts.


g_lenn_o

What did Peter build?


mttl

deez nuts


memento22mori

But sigma built the engine right?


TehMephs

No that’s ligma


jam3s2001

Did it with a loan from bofa


meatwadpen

Yeah and sugma. That was cute though, sigma.


Alis451

PACCAR, also owns Kenworth. Mack/Volvo also, Freightliner/Alliance/Detroit Diesel(also known as DTNA, Daimler Trucks North America). Then of course there is the Sprinter Van, which depending on where you bought it will have either a Freightliner, Dodge or Mercedes Benz badge on it. Same vehicle though. The heavy trucking industry is an incestuous bunch.


phxtravis

Ever seen a KIA deliver anything other than disappointment?


sprucay

To be fair, they're much better cars these days than they used to be.


tatanka01

The Telluride made Consumer Reports top pick for midsize SUV. That's a tough competition to win.


DrXyron

I know its a running gag but current KIA Sorento looks pretty damn good. Def one of the better looking SUVs.


GroteStruisvogel

I bought the simplest Kia Picanto in the world. It doesnt even have electric windows. But its the cheapest car on the market, and its a relatively new car. And reliable. Other brands dont sell cars like this and its exactly what I need.


wilsgrant

Kia and Hyundai design language has an "insect" look - and once you see it you can't un-see it.


Pinewold

Kia Telluride is selling very well!


callisstaa

Hyundai Stargazer looks legit. Especially at night with that light bar across the front


dexwin

2023 stargazer, now with 75% more light pollution!


Tentacle_elmo

In my opinion, that car looks dumb.


danderskoff

Hyundai Ioniq looks better imo


resistible

My old Hyundai Tiburon was awesome. I still miss that car 20 years later.


cool_slowbro

The Stinger is great. Both Kia and Hyundai are killing it atm.


fizzlefist

IMO they have the best EVs in the NA market with the EV6 and Ioniq 5


person749

I've always enjoyed the ones I've driven. And the Stinger is quite great.


stellvia2016

I've got a Stinger and it's been quite nice. Also has a key fob and not theta engine, so no getting stolen easily or burning down! /s


Synapse7777

I have a stinger gt and it's been an amazing exciting car.


NeedleworkerHairy607

Huh? It's 2022. Nobody makes bad cars anymore. The Stinger is a beast.


ilikeme1

Nobody except Mitsubishi


EyeLike2Watch

"Is that a good car I see? "No, it's just a Mirage"


bronet

Very good cars at least


PollyEsther

I saw a KIA delivering a pizza once!


SquirtDiarrheaOnMe

Volvo is delivered in a T.G.I. Fridays.


2ByteTheDecker

Sir this a wendys


Everettrivers

From a Toyota by cesarean section.


JustinMagill

Well Tesla doesn't make a van so they need to use something. Wonder if they will buy the new electric Ford vans.


doctapeppa

These are supposed to be electric. https://www.torquenews.com/1083/teslas-ev-mobile-service-van-debuts-november-12th-details


balkanspy

You are right, it looks the same and there is no sign of exhaust on this image.


sm4k

[Ahem](https://i.imgur.com/DpQ9YJl.png). That article talks about the Electric Transit, which is a Ford Transit with electric motors. The picture from OP and in that article / video is of a Ford Transit Connect, which is a [different vehicle](https://www.greatlakesfordofmuskegon.net/research/ford-transit-vs-transit-connect.htm). Transits are much bigger than Transit Connects. Not only has Ford not announced any plans to make an electric Transit Connect, that same site reports that [Ford is done making Transit Connects](https://www.torquenews.com/3769/ford-halt-sales-transit-connects-next-year). Also, here's a shot of [the ass of my own gasoline Transit Connect](https://imgur.com/yQXhv5U). It too, has no visable exhaust pipe and I promise you it gets thirsty. I skimmed the video, but I didn't hear of any talk about the van to confirm or deny it being electric, but Ford's not electrifying those cars, and Tesla retrofitting someone else's car with their motors seems crazy (but I supposed it's possible - but it also means that every single one would have to be serviced by Tesla, vs traditional Transit Connects can be worked on by anybody - even a guy working out of his garage). It's more likely that Tesla simply bought a practical fleet vehicle a ton of other companies already use (to the point that there's an entire pre-existing ecosystem of "just bolt it in" bulkheads, shelving, power distribution, etc) - and then put their logo on it. Cause that would look the exact same as this does.


balkanspy

Nice, thanks for putting the effort to resolve this dilemma.


Caysman2005

They actually use a Model 3 where I am, and I've heard some parts of the US get old Model S' as mobile service cars.


etrmedia

Got a guy in an X yesterday


Caysman2005

I've seen a post on the Tesla sub with a Plaid S being used as a service car. Wonder why they didn't just sell that to a customer.


etrmedia

Faster service?


Caysman2005

Ah so that's Elon's plan to improve their service situation.


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Probably a lease return.


Caysman2005

The Model S Plaid was launched in 2021 and the post was made in 2021. I doubt a lease would be merely 6 months long.


pee-in-butt

Took 2 guys in a bus last week


lokesen

In Denmark it's Model S and a few X.


Fierobsessed

Or one of those Rivian delivery vans.


DolphinSweater

Probably because Rivian needs to deliver 100,000 of them to Amazon and can't make em fast enough for even that yet.


metarinka

I mean does Lamborghini have "Service" Lamborghinis? The executive team of Spirit airlines flies on private jets. It's a silly joke but Tesla doesn't make box trucks so why would they try to put a round peg in a square hole?


SixFootJockey

> I mean does Lamborghini have "Service" Lamborghinis? Could be Lamborghini tractors.


Endoman13

Would a big Lamborghini be a Sheeporghini?


SixFootJockey

Oh ewe!


flunky_the_majestic

Bahaha


poopellar

Wool you guys just stop?


xSTSxZerglingOne

> Sheeporghini Don't drive one of them into Wales. I think legally it's your fault if you get rear-ended in one there.


sploittastic

Hey I had a tire rotation done on a model3 and the service guy showed up in a model s and pulled a jack and torque wrench out of the trunk lol


satanshand

I was just going to say, my neighbor had some service done to his model 3 and the service guy was driving an s


Squarish

Tesla has a shitload of old model S they can use as beaters


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perplex1

They loan them out when they have to fix your car as well.


Jealy

>why would they try to put a round peg in a square hole? [It goes in the square hole.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0)


Longhorn24

Lamborghini service vehicles are most likely VWs. Lamborghini is owned by VW. Tesla should make a van.


relevant__comment

Tesla should buy one of the companies that are already knee deep into bringing an electric van to market. Canoo is getting ready to ramp up production. Arrival is getting ready to capitalize on their van contract with Walmart. And Rivian is already delivering for Amazon. Rivian aside, I think Tesla could possibly step in and make a deal with Arrival or Canoo for service vehicles at the minimum.


Hym3n

You joke - but many Lamborghini dealers do better! High-worth clients to more prestigious dealers will have their lead technicians shipped out at a moment's notice to service their cars. Other, "normal" Lamborghinis already in the shop would be put on hold if a client in rural Montana or Monaco needed service. Source: owned two Lamborghinis and had the privilege of working with the two most tenured technicians with the brand in North America. They had many fun stories to share of wild owner experiences.


[deleted]

>You joke - but many Lamborghini dealers do better! Ah I'm sure they fly in on Lamborghini planes, where the parts are shipped by Lamborghini boat, while your tech takes a Lamborghini uber to your house


degggendorf

Reminds me of that picture that went around a while ago of a guy manually vacuuming a roomba store. Seems funny at first blush, but it's really no big deal. Roomba doesn't promise that its robot is the only device you ever need to clean your house, the same way Tesla doesn't claim to make every car anyone would ever need.


Nightmarex13

Tesla don’t make small vans… yet You think your Ferrari gets serviced by a guy in another Ferrari?


VladimirBarakriss

It would be kinda cool honestly


shhjustwatch

Have you seen a Tesla van yet? Well there you go.


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ThePlanner

A van makes more sense, though. Right?


BGFlyingToaster

Absolutely. Truck rolls (the term in the field service industry for dispatching a truck and technician) are expensive so you want to have everything you need onboard and only make 1 trip. Vans hold a lot more and allow for easier access to parts and equipment.


_Sasquat_

Of course. There's a reason why so many work van are vans and not SUVs.


reddit_user13

My service guy showed up in a Model S.


sixpackabs592

Then they would need a bigger thing to service the service vans


sachitatious

The CEO of royal carribean does not drive a cruise ship daily


Nokturnous

"Look! He's not on his cruise ship again! Get him!"


[deleted]

And he should be ashamed.


thetimguy

He probably does have a yacht… but I see your point


wappledilly

Bet the yacht had a different ship builder, does that make you seethe? Lol


RecordEnvironmental4

makes sense, tesla does not make utility vans


[deleted]

I'd assume these Ford Transit vans are cheap.


abandonliberty

Cheap, reliable, and ubiquitous. For many years the most-used robbery getaway vehicle.


Hemingwavy

If you rode a Yamaha motorbike and the repair person showed up in a van, would you be surprised that it wasn't made by Yamaha given they don't make vans? Not quite the dunk you might think.


labdweller

I hope my Yamaha piano tuner now shows up on a Yamaha motorcycle.


TheHeed97015

Is this suppose to be some “gotcha” post?


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TFlashman

Allright, you got me.


Biggie39

Of course it is…


megalodondon

Might as well post the picture of a Tesla with a gas generator for the millionth time


TheHeed97015

Or a Tesla being towed to a charger because they ran out of energy. Silly EVs. This stuff would never happen to a gas car


mr_freize

They don’t make wrenches or hammers either


Averen

And? I’m assuming it wouldn’t be profitable for them to develop a sprinter van just for a repair vehicle. Makes more sense to get a small fleet of cheap ford vans


corinari717

Well tesla doesnt make a big ass van so whats ur point?


StatementOk470

Wow. Companies use products from other companies, who would have known.


rmoldovan10

Dumbest post in a while


[deleted]

Does tesla make vans? Or other cargo vehicles?


DudeINdudesClothes

It kinda makes sense. Tesla doesn’t make vans Not to hard to understand


Glaciersmeltingfast

I've had service techs roll up in a model x, it depends what you need to carry. Box trucks aren't the demand driver for electric vehicle conversion, but someone will get there eventually!


skinnergy

Yes, and?


stuzz74

Op thinks Tesla's supply chain can use teslas


wappledilly

People think a company is bound to their own products exclusively for some reason… Yes, Microsoft runs Linux for many of their servers because it has less performance overhead. Yes, the local Walmart regional manager probably shops at Whole Foods because the quality is higher. Yes, your burnout friend that works at Burger King goes across the street to Subway for lunch because the smell of BKs food all day makes him nauseated. And yes, Tesla uses Ford vans because *they don’t make fucking vans.* This isn’t groundbreaking lol


DillDeer

They do have some Model S service sedans.


imapassenger1

Someone post that photo of the Coke van driver drinking Pepsi...


Pitiful-Ad-1300

Yeah so dumb, the service Tech forgot to take the Tesla Van! Oh wait..


Empty-Size-4873

well you know what ford stands for? fix it again tony


bbqsubaru

*sigh* Dale, that's a Fiat.


mdj1359

Leave it to Dale to Bollocks up the punchline, every bleeding time.


bronet

Because tesla don't make these types of vehicles. This is like being shocked your Ferrari isn't towed by another ferrari


danivus

Yes. Companies often don't make every product they use.


TrollProofOne

Tesla doesn't make service van tho... Sooo...


GameCox

And guidance chips for US missiles are made in China lol. Welcome to the economy.


john6644

Just a guess, tesla doesnt make a van? Also they probably gotta stop often and dont want to wait for a charge. More surprised it's not a Mercedes.


crowmatt

Well, Tesla doesn't have a van, does it? Also, how do you know this is an official vehicle?


prof_devilsadvocate

this is what they can af-ford


[deleted]

Nobody knows breakdowns like a Ford so makes sense.


Jaexyn

That's because, and I could be mistaken, Tesla doesn't make service vehicles.


rubiiiina

I worked at a hotel that had Tesla chargers. One day a Tesla rep is checking in, I ask if he wants me to (put a parking cone) hold one of the spots for him. He laughs and says he isn’t driving a Tesla. His service area was large and there are not enough chargers along the route so he was unable to use one for his job.


siskulous

It's fun to poke fun at this. But a van is the right vehicle for the job and Tesla doesn't make a van.


hidperf

I see this mentioned everywhere and don't understand the point. Is it supposed to be some kind of "gotcha" against Tesla?


JoshDigi

Put your phone down and look at the road


Porto4

Vehicles that help to repair airplanes are also not airplanes.


TaxiBait

You think the Ferrari mechanic shows up in a cherry red Ferrari?


TrollyPolly3

Yeah because they actually have to get to the site.


EMO_EMO69

Well they probably don’t have a van that can hold all the tools what do you expect… they don’t have a work van type vehicle yet


chookalana

Welcome to 2014.....


Tillerman10

In the immortal words of Ron White, “They don’t make a van.”


AngeloPappas

/r/notinteresting


MihalysRevenge

Well yeah Tesla doesn't make vans so...


CodeMonkeyX

Not sure what the point is? If Tesla made a van then this might be more of a gotcha.


NowFreeToMaim

They use a model s for small shit and the cars are shipped on diesels


thisguy181

All the anti tesla people in here say ha gotcha as if tesla makes a van and saying people point it out are just fan boys trying to justify it. All yall stupid? You don't see Ferrari servicing Ferraris in a freaking Enzo or Lamborghini pulling up to fix a tractor in a Murcialago.


ProSex-am88

…but the Ford executives own Teslas.


robx0r

I used to walk through the executive parking bay at one of the Big 3 regularly. I don't recall ever seeing a different manufacturer's car. So if they do own them, they aren't driving them to work.


canadas

20 years ago it was mandatory, now its not technically, but if you are an executive its more of an unwritten rule


deputytech

Ford executives get free ford vehicles, the lot is full of navigators and f250 platinums


Not_Sarkastic

Guaranteed they don't.


2k1tj

My ex's dad worked for Ford. He made me park my Silverado down the street because he didn't want his boss that lived down the street to see it parked in his driveway.


TheCopenhagenCowboy

The McLaren dealer around here uses a Jeep truck for their service


Dao-Jones-

The horseless carriage repair man used to show up on a horse


chepnut

FFS, any car company that doesn't have a utility van has to use one from another manufacture.


killyourmusic

I couldn’t give less of a fuck about Tesla and this is still one the dumbest posts I’ve ever seen.


x31b

I saw a Ford pickup with the Tesla logo roll into our work parking lot with a Tesla on a trailer. We were a long way from a service center. They brought a loaner on a trailer and took away my coworkers Tesla for repair.


[deleted]

they don't make vans.


clik_clak

Last time I checked, Tesla doesn’t make service vans, let alone passenger vans… What else would you expect them to drive?


[deleted]

I heard Tesla doesn’t even use a Tesla to bolt in their parts


cycbersnaek

Gas efficient


DanMarvin1

Great I own stock in both👍


dennispang

Cybertruck nao pls


deeper-diver

So service vehicles must be the same make as the vehicles being serviced?


absentmindedjwc

Tesla doesn't make a van... so... /shrug


Particular-Agent4407

Yeah, I saw one of them filling up at a gasoline pump.


Yeti1987

I know a Tesla tech/mechanic, they have him in a modified Tesla.


scottreds2k

Definitely amusing, but far more practical to use a cheaper vehicle that serves the purpose better. I've had home service from a non-tesla vehicle and could care less what make it was as long as they got the job done.


[deleted]

They aint stoopid.


shaggy99

Give them time, they'll get around to a van eventually.


IrmaHerms

Fikx it agaein tessler!


shelbyapso

Just saying…


EnormousRock

I think they cant a-ford a tesla


pomo

Microsoft 365 servers mostly run Linux. Same deal, use what works, not what you sell.


captaincinders

So when you get your Porche serviced, they turn up in a Porche van do they?


Milopbx

My friend the Harley mechanic rides a BMW.


IhaveaDoberman

Next you'll be telling me Ford doesn't even use a ford container ship to transport it's cars!!


redlinezo6

Only the 17589th time this has been posted...


funnyman95

Tesla doesn’t make service vehicles


LaPlaya

BMWs are trucked by Mercedes trucks in Germany


gamesquid

You re all lucky you didn't get serviced by a cybertruck as it hasn't fully loaded into this reality yet.


Demi180

It’s all they could a Ford.


BuckyDuster

Who cares? What’s wrong with that?


roof_baby

They don’t make a van


[deleted]

Tesla doesn't make vans yet, so...


randomname277

Used Tesl Mobile Service twice. Both times they came with a Model X


Nakatomi2010

It's a mixed bag. When Tesla originally started doing mobile service they gave all the mobile techs a Ford Transit vehicle, as shown in the image. These days they've been phasing them out in favor of the new Model S Long Range. I imagine there's still a few Ford Transits though.


Beneficial-Buy-7906

So do tesla make utility vans? Didn't think so.


C0lMustard

I mean... there is no tesla van


AcesInThePocket

Lame.


TheRealJayk0b

What? There are only a few car brands that make Cans etc. because for most manufacturers don't focus on transportation vehicles? Whaaaat? Crazy ...


weinerjuicer

i offered the guy replacing my wheel a coffee and he said they actually have an espresso machine in the truck and was about to offer me one…