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obehere

Are they in a bar and if so what did the bartender ask them?


antmcl

They are quite clearly in a train station because you can see the flying trains parked in the background


RunningPirate

Not calling Airports ‘plane stations’ was a huge miss


Scottland83

Would that also mean train stations could be called “landports”?


Fares232222

and actual ports can be called sea stations?


RunningPirate

I see no downside to that.


SylvieJay

The word you are looking for is 'Trainharbour'


Earlytips2021

Railport


hurl9e9y9

Excuse me this is a bus station, obviously. Those are air buses.


Duckbilling

He asked them why christians use an evergreen tree


That_Commission

Abrahamic religion bingo


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DiosMIO_Limon

God of War: *Ragtime*


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badpeaches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkfU1JqmkHM


DiosMIO_Limon

Magnificent✨ ![gif](giphy|qcngMWgXh4SiY|downsized)


Present_Focus5656

Funniest thing I have heard in a long time!


Suitmonster

Bioshock Infinite 2: Kratos Electric Bugaloo


Feriluce

Judaism, islam and capitalism, all getting along.


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nice photo


notbeleivable

I don't believe you


Prinzka

Ayyyyy


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Then I recommend you take a day and visit your nearest children's hospital and tell every little kid dying of cancer that god gave them that cancer because he hates them.


wrextnight

There it is


notbeleivable

Dude, my username


wrextnight

I don't believe you even have a username!


Hippiebigbuckle

You’re right. But I think it’s too late. Now you have to go break a bunch of kids hearts. I’m sorry.


Wide-Cartoonist-439

HEY! Don't just be letting Internet randos into my weekend fun!


balanced_view

You have misconceptualised what "god" is


_d0-0b

Easy to mis conceptualise something that is only a concept and without material existance.


balanced_view

If you say so


_d0-0b

Regardless of what I (or anyone or any book) say, that remains an observable truth. Good to know you’ve come to terms with it.


-Anonymously-

I'm sure this will be entertaining. Go on, please explain...


balanced_view

No chance. Perhaps I'd explain if you'd replied with humility rather than derision, but you blew it


MarioToast

And an agnostic wasn’t sure there was a photo to begin with.


seansy5000

Damn, I’m not oroginal


AsanoSokato

An atheist not taking an opportunity to crap on religion? That would be the unbelievably miraculous part.


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SylvieJay

The Hare Krishnas were handing out flowers to the audience.


itsjustme405

Too bad it can't all be like that.


Nipsmagee

90% of people with differences get along this easily. It's the other 10% that fuck it up for the rest of us.


MayOrMayNotBePie

And that 10% are loud af so it feels like there’s more of them.


jacxy

Why not. We're all just people. As long as we recognize each other's inherent worth and see that which is special in each other we can break through the mutual distrust which frequently spirals into violence.


Melkor15

Yeah. The world should just be one big country, no frontiers. No official religion, no forced religion on schools. No patriotism. We create to much people to simple hate other people.


Faelysis

This. In the end, we are all human trying their best to survive and live in this world


jfiander

> The world should just be one big country > /u/Melkor15 What, with you as its Dark Lord? *I’m on to you, Morgoth.* ^(For people who don’t get the reference: /s)


Melkor15

/u/jfiander I name you the head inquisitor of the north. I think you will do well on the job.


grad1939

A world with no boundaries.


straighttoplaid

That's the saddest part. It could be.


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Gr8whitewayluvr

This is dramatically ahistorical. Arab countries become Arab almost exclusively through colonialism (the few countries on the Arabian peninsula being the exception). Many of the indigenous people of the MENA region were labeled as dhimmis, treated as second class citizens, forced to pay a jizyah, forcibly converted or sometimes even brutally murdered. Please don’t spread misinformation.


itsjustme405

My point was somewhat sarcastic. It can be like that. But it's not, and probably never will be. Too many people have been taught to hate another for whatever reason, and it'll be passed from generation to generation.


malkavich

Peace


The_Patriot

And the piece he has chosen to perform is called "FUK DA POLICE" by NWA.


Intelligent-Growth-7

There is a lot of warmth in this photo. The energy is light.


jairusw

And the light is also energy.


BraceThis

It’s called tungsten.


AbbreviationsFuzzy96

Even more interesting, he was playing a gamelan cover of a hip-hop K-pop tune while doing Tuvan throat singing and beatboxing and playing an mbira with his feet. In Yiddish.


OrdinaryNaga

Ive heard playing the mbira in yiddish is very hard


ultramanus

See humans? This is how it is done. Tolerance and peace.


Jacked2Tits

Airports are the belly button of humanity.


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allbright1111

It can. Hopefully it will keep moving in that direction


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Pretty cool how different people with different beliefs just be existing. Trees are people btw


Scottland83

That tree is dead.


Deo-Gratias

That tree is petroleum based


Scottland83

Then it’s super-dead.


glberns

[Christmas tree's are metal as hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MANPRkcoTqo)


VegemiteFleshlight

God of Abraham *breathes heavily*


MarianaValley

Love this! This is a world of respecting each other!


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Respecting indoctrination isnt something to be proud of.


SilverCamaroZ28

A person plays piano while another person films it with a decorated tree in background.


blazelet

Hey look, a happy holiday :)


LowerBackPain_Prod

Christmas tree is, of course, including itself in a moment that was never about them


duendeacdc

"woman films a man playing piano". world should come together . we are here for thousands of years . time enough to learn where we fail and what we need to do to be happy.


lasttknight

Very nice👍


cauliflowerbroccoli

Beautiful


ProsperGuy

Can’t we all just get along?


mariegriffiths

He is playing My Sweet Lord by George Harrison so that the Hindus and Buddists don't feel left out.


goonts_tv

The beauty of America


AskMeForADadJoke

Not super sure that's an Orthodox Jew. I don't see him wearing any Tzitzit (fringes that hang at the bottom of and underneath the shirt), nor having Payot (the sideburns, though not all Orthodox Jews have them).


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starmartyr

He's also wearing a suit coat and sitting down. If he was wearing tzitzit outside his pants we still wouldn't be able to see them in this picture. Much in the same way that we can't tell if he's wearing a belt.


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lazernanes

You can see his yarmulke poking out from the back of his hat. He's wearing standard garb for a yeshivish man.


freakedmind

> Tzitzit Isn't that a dip/sauce?


MMSG

That's tzatziki. And Greek.


kthulhu666

Not pictured: stomach contents of both consisting mainly of meatballs and noodly appendages.


m0llusk

This pic gave me Buddhism.


tizenxpro

The more reasonable Muslims (such as myself) have problems with Israel (government) exclusively not the individuals.


PringLays

Same here, I am Israeli, none of my friends or people I know hate Arabs / Muslims, they hate radical terrorists, we’re all people, we all have loved ones and things we hold dear to us, we have no reason to hate eachother based on prejudice and our shitty leaders.


TPDS_throwaway

Why bring up Israel? This picture took place in Brussels


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And lgbt!


tizenxpro

I’m reasonable or sane enough to realize I have no business in other people’s lives. I certainly don’t have the right to judge/punish them for it.


Poguemohon

The was supposed to be a Sikh gentleman but he's still being detained by TSA.


joviusjune

🧀Kindness should be a religion🧀


Lee2026

I’m mildly annoyed the Christmas tree is touching the ceiling


Immortal_Tuttle

Considering some time ago they were supposed to be hanging from the ceiling (and even upside down) - it is fine.


LeadershipTall2437

Holy shit


flwyd

Yet another reason that public transportation is wonderful.


Kairamek

AND THIS IS WHY I SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS MOTHER FUCKERS! It's not to insult baby Jesus, it's to include all of his children even the ones who don't believe.


Afronominal

WHERES KWANZA?


OMGBeckyStahp

The group couldn’t figure out the timer setting so Kwanza volunteered to take the photo of the two of them, thoughtfully, to bolster camaraderie between Jews and Muslims. “It’s ok guys, I’m already the unseen holiday so actually this works out metaphorically for me. Now, pose like I’m not even here!”


getyourrealfakedoors

This is the future liberals want!


LesterPhimps

This is the way.


TappedIn2111

It’s all a dress up game, people.


Extension_Disaster77

I thought AI images are not allowed...


VolvicApfel

I just see 2 normal people, you guys are crazy in the head.


TheKerfuffle

All i see is heresy. Flying spaghetti monster nowhere to be seen.


Big_bosnian

A what? Either he is jewish ir orthodox how is he both bruh. He committed warcrimes during serbia war then in isreal /s


Nivius

christmas is, for all people, a time of coming together, eating good, having a great time with your family and friends. mainly historically, people was landlocked, lack of food, and warmth, so spending the time together is the best. religion want to say "we made that happen" but, they didn't.


VivaLa_Adam

It’s called a holiday tree now, don’t want to offend anyone.. smh


itsPixels

This somehow being an achievement is so fucking stupid.


Registered-Nurse

I don’t think that guy is Orthodox Jewish. They wear 2 ringlets of hair and only wear black and white, no patterns(like the guy’s tie). The hat is also different.


Earlytips2021

How orthodox I guess is the question, since traditionally they don't even use instrumentation within their Churches ........but I guess like most religions it's a strict no, unless, well you know.......


schmoowoo

I mean, you could also say “a woman filming a man play piano”….


Big_Wax

America


capall

Its Brussels airport


prismaticbeans

Orthodox Jewish women wear head coverings too. Sometimes called a snood. I would bet the woman in the photo is Jewish as well.


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prismaticbeans

The few I know do. This dude has also rounded the corners of his beard.


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prismaticbeans

Still looks like one to me but ok. Are you one of them? Do you know them? Did you walk up and ask for verification of their religious beliefs? Because you seem kinda hung up on them.


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Phit_sost_3814

Christmas in America


gabbagool3

well that is a christmas tree. probably fake though. woman may not be muslim, shawls are not exclusively muslim. that guy doesn't look so orthodox jewish. ​ christmas trees aren't even really religious symbols for christianity.


loureedsboots

🇺🇸


ratmoon25

Love it


see6729

Peaceful coexistence.


DEchilly

:)


Jacobysmadre

This is how it shouldn’t be. Enjoying each other for the sake of each other.


seansy5000

And my atheist ass looking at them


kliqkliqboom

This looks like something Michael Scott would describe.


jab9k3

Yep there are different types of people out there ....


dismawoffsiderto57

You don't see it because that place is rather empty. Emptiness = Buddhism


kieffa

Irony: he’s playing “Imagine”


mvsuit

All we are saying, is give peace a chance. It is this simple. Love your neighbor as your self. If they have different beliefs, God love them. Your truth does does not have to be everyone’s truth. Love who they are not who you want them to be. And love who you are. It is not a zero sum game.


jairusw

And the planes are both Satanists, though one's Satanic Temple and the other is Laveyan. I smell a sitcom.


AndyPiffith

I see 2 people at an airport.


BraceThis

Yes. That does seem to be the things in the image. Inside and apparent airport” is missing.


lattoKEbhoot

What country is this in? Im willing to bet its America


sandorfule

Music and Nature. Then even religions can stand each other.


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Moar


lordytoo

Edit: fk it, nothing is worth it with people.


Bjmort

You don’t eat pigs, we don’t eat pigs, it seems it’s been that way foreveeeeeer


TryndaLemon

That's an Infinity War level crossover


t0mmyr

There’s also an Ethiopian airplane as well as a jet from the UK in the background


blueSmurfxo

It is all love in the end


jack2bip

Why people need to travel more


kingj7282

Aww. All of Abraham's kids together flr thw holidays.


lotsanoodles

The children of the booked.


Zakkattack86

Meanwhile, a priest is at the bar.


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How Cozy


Finfangfo0m

Plot twist: pic taken by some racist asshole from Georgia.


stumblewiggins

So am Orthodox Jew, a Muslim woman, and a Christmas tree walk into an airport...


HitomeboreInaho

I hate that we live in a world where this picture is something unusual.


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Humans 😊 ☕


Orangensaft007

Some people might get a seizure, you should mark it as NSFW


thomport

Nice. If governments and religious extremists would leave people alone, they would better appreciate each other and our differences. We’re more the same then people recognize


ThePuppeteer47

I thought music was Haram? Can somebody who knows more it about please inform me?


Eroom2013

My money is on the tree, look at the size of it.


mrpickles

Don't show this to Fox News...


Everylifeimportant

You should get out more, this is note worthy?


wfbsoccerchamp12

Music transcends everything


MyPerspective1

\--OR-- (a) A traveler, dressed in black, sits down at a piano and amuses himself while waiting for his flight to be called, and (b) a woman stops walking to check her cell phone. Think we'll ever get to the point that it is a "label-less" world.


IrritatedAvians

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!


darthsexium

And they kissed


has_bht

Humanity as it is


real-plastic-trees

deliciously multitudinous 🧐


[deleted]

And all three are athiests making social statements... yeah, even the guy dressed as a Christmas tree ... this picture was taken in India ... in July. Take that, religious practitioners.


Trips-Over-Tail

And now we all have punchline blueballs. Thanks.


Ctrllogic

That's very Zen.


Primary_Face_4428

*Harmony*


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This is the America that lives in my head and I feel so hopeful each day because of it.


BeepingJerry

See? People can get along and appreciate other cultures. No one's head exploded or got their beliefs derailed. It could be all good.


DrawingFrequent554

she is wearing trousers, get her stoned asap /s


Zer0_Co0l

An Orthodox Jew and a Muslim Woman walk in to a bar, the bartender ask do you like Christmas ? This is the perfect photo for that story 😎


-_kestrel_-

I'm curious, is there something about this man's dress or appearance that marks him as Jewish?


Geek_King

I'm surprised reality as we know it didn't spontaneously stop existing. This is the holiday equivalent of dividing by zero. In all seriously, it's wonderful to see, with all this division in the US, it's important to remember the thing that made our country great: the wonderful differences people bring.


MrFiendish

And a Buddhist took the picture.


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TBF, Jewish people wrote half of the popular Christmas songs (Rudolph, Let It Snow, Silver Bells, I'll Be Home for Christmas, etc.) I should scream about cultural appropriation, but that whole notion has always been silly in a multicultural society.


soph86

Is he an Orthodox Jew or is he just wearing a black hat?


NoobMaster69_Criag

Ok, and?