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happypotamus107

Adonis (Greek god of beauty). He just looks so strong and confident. Just beautiful.


activator

Absolutely love that name! Fits perfectly for this dog


kashole

I agree! This dog is so beautiful and strong


rhymeswithgumbox

You could always shorten the name to Donny.


happypotamus107

Let's not. This dog is gorgeous and deserves a strong name. Some one else mentioned Anubis and I like that one as well. I don't think "Donny" is going to cut it for this guy.


Sumkahnt

Steve


[deleted]

Animals with human names are always great


emilyjane419

My biggest boy is named Kevin! I’m so team dogs with human names


olympianfap

My guy is named Ben. He had a housemate named Geri (Jerry) but she died due to a heart defect. She had a great life though.


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[deleted]

Haha that's exactly what I said


jason544770

#TANK


ANB614

Came to say this.


oddrababy

Ving Rhames


Whosa_Whatsit

Rhames would be good


NeedsSleepy

Mister Squishyface


RobSwanDive

What in the damn world is up with that poster?


ThisIsPiff

It's the album cover of [The Anthropocene Extinction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anthropocene_Extinction) by the band Cattle Decapitation.


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adairkatelyn

Glad I’m not the only one who questioned it lol!


gab_monet

I feel like any Greek god name would be awesome. He looks so strong, like he’s carved out of marble.


pen15alwayswins

Stanley!


roflroflpooks

he really does look like a Stanley!


Unoiseau

Gustav


PrincessofRampage

Samson 😍


petaldragon

!!!!! Samson!!!!!!


isthisirc

He’s clearly a Tank!


sarmik

Clearly a Rosco, or Rocko.


HanLono

Definitely a Rosco


strawberries63

My pittie’s name is Roscoe and he’s the sweetest ever!


Rabidragonite

T'Challa


OrangeCreamy

Idk but his chest looks like poppyseed muffin:) he’s a snack


Rainnefox

My rule for naming a new fur baby is never name your pet something you aren’t willing to yell out in the neighborhood at 2am


MikeLunn

Where'd you get that Cattle Decapitation wall flag?


omnipotens_satanas

I ordered it online after seeing them live for the 3rd time in 2017. I think it was indiemerch.com but I can't find it there at the moment.


[deleted]

lmao "In other news..."


MimonFishbaum

Like a snuggly Gozer the Gozerian


Dogeluver99

Nailed it. I couldn’t figure out why he looked familiar. He is gorgeous, but he reminds me of Gozer.


MimonFishbaum

Let's see him tackle Rick Moranis just to be sure.


helenbs

Bear!


baileysmama

Yes! Looks a lot like my love bug and he is a Bear 🐻


mogoggins12

Bob


sammagz

That is the beautiful dog I have ever seen in my life


Hugo_Stiglitz1313

Brutis


140kgPowerSmith

or Bruno. but yeah a B-name came to mind immediately.


wambamwombat

Bruce Wayne after the best Wayne


Worihor

Yeah, I came to encourage Brutus.


Dgprehec

TYSON Also I fucking love cattle decapitation, saw them live in Czech republic years ago


omnipotens_satanas

I've seen them more times than any other band I've seen. They're always impressive. Love me some Cattle Decap.


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Brutus


That-Blonde

Bruce


abitdark

He’s so handsome!


teacupremains

James


DARK_RADAR

Frank


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Maestro


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petaldragon

Ohhhh this is a good one, too


pandachook

Oh my what a beautiful boy. I would call him Sarge.


erichafochty

Tux, because he looks like he's all dressed up.


jonboy333

Hodor


tryingfornumber1

Looks like an Atticus to me


beautyinstrength84

all pitties are just Bubba to me


hippiechickenchick

Yea that’s fair. Such cute little bubbas!


MISph1t

Arthur...He looks like he's the king. I also think he looks like a Zues or Thor...


ChinciChilla

Felix


DonLow

Wow. He is pretty..


pedrogonorrhea

Rasputin...or Rasp.


Blusoup

I second Brutis. He is just amazing looking!


TomCollinsPlz

That decap poster is rad! And so is your pup! 😍


StGermainarita

What a hunk! My pup has the same characteristics- you can steal his name. It's Rollo.


Cummcrust

Frank


GMo2121

Goose


pen15alwayswins

Boss


pappyhawk7

Stubs


plumcrazyyy

Sir Hamilton Diesel


akblonde907

Cyrus


Kristeninmyskin

Mufasa


chemknife

Bagheera.


KSman93

Wow. What a gorgeous animal. I would say Zeus, but that seems like a common name. My friend has a pit and his dog looks just like this. He named his dog Glock lol. Your pup needs a mysterious Ancient Greek type of name. I feel like he’s protected some castles. What about Osiris or Anubis? Maybe just a normal name like William.


Motastic23

Doggo McDogface


Northguard3885

Goliath or Simba


letsplaydoctor

Titus


laffinalltheway

Oscar. He looks like an Oscar.


eternallysunshiney

Alistair Noble


PmMeDadJokes

Looks like a King to me.


KnottyOwl

he is so handsome! i see him with a strong name. i like Lucius or Titus. :) or Desmond!


Trabethany

Not sure why, but Sampson jumped out at me from looking at his picture. Beautiful dog :)


detroit73

This isn't terribly original, but Moose came to me as soon as I saw this picture.


PuffPounder42069

He looks like a Bruce to me.


quatefacio

Tsar


suez25

Samson


iluzunofsafety

Beau/Thor/Loki, I saw someone else suggest Tank which is a great name as well. Looks JUST like my dog and he is most definitely a tank! We named ours Aesop : P In hindsight, now seeing how loud his insanely thick tail thumps against basically everything, I wish i had named him "Thumper"


StreamingBall

Thor.


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He reminds me of Winston from Overwatch.


Tuna-turner

Adonis


Quiet_talk

Buddha!


beanpudd

Duke is his name.


Doomu5

Marley


stackofthumbs

Kimbo


dbsmokin

Bowser


drunkmom666

Is it just me or does it look like this is what John Travolta would look like as a dog??


Linusami

Luca, as in Luca Brasi the godfather's faithful, loyal and powerful right hand man.


LexSenthur

George.


LilSebastianRIPhomie

Argo!


seeingbeing

Bruce


porkopolis

Justice


slightlysublime970

Mr. Snuffles


JakeCWolf

Bosun


lilroy007

Haka


prettyy_vacant

Englebert.


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Thor or joseph(stalin)


[deleted]

Looks like “Moe” to me.


Kazii18

Rex


ExpatCelic

Porter


Pancakebooty

Major


nikmac76

Mel.


clichekiller

Hugo


kingcarter_27

Bombay


[deleted]

Sampson feels like it would be appropriate. Whatever you decide tho, he's a handsome guy!


PlausibleDeniabiliti

Thor


JediFlipTricks

Looks like a Roberto to me


Dogeluver99

Magnus. Because he’s magnificent.


AuroraElisabeth

Does anyone ever call their dog by their name? I adopted a dog named Zues. I call him moose and goose sometimes juice and Dr. Seuss but never Zues.


AuroraElisabeth

I also call him beautiful and good boy.


chendysauce

Dennis.


TheSTEF

Checkers


Notgeorge37

Fluffy


veggieswillsaveusall

The Boss! aka Bruce Springsteen!


babystripper

Greg


LordFartgot

Samson


hansolo143

Steve


[deleted]

Hank the tank! Woo


orpingtonlover

Fart master


omnipotens_satanas

This one would be fitting


wisconsinwookie78

Mountain


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Ace


MangoStrudel

Bax!


Tewtea

George!


mattwade3

bronson


jcamm

Gozer


TootznSlootz

He looks like a panther lol


VioletVixxen

His name is Onyx. He told me so ;)


woundtighter

Thor


omnipotens_satanas

I ended up naming him George! Partially inspired by George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher. (In reference to his iconic appearance being similar to my dog's huge muscle-neck. ) EDIT- Also, thank you everyone for your suggestions! I really enjoyed reading all of your comments!


Orthonox

Well give George all the love and affection he needs and will return it to you ten fold.


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Dots. Because of the dots on his/her chest.


[deleted]

Maybe a Jackson?


BassRiderX

Jack Bauer. Handsome boy! Love his black coat


olympianfap

He looks like a Thomas to me. I like human names for my dogs.


Im6fut3

Legend


kelcdawn

Tank, Bear or Baloo


fornefariouspurposes

What a majestic looking dog. I'd have named him Your Majesty.


[deleted]

His name is Llama.


[deleted]

He is adorable!! What about Hank?


Katinthehat17

Buck


orpingtonlover

My dogs name is buck!