https://preview.redd.it/35k03b0mdf6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c485913281651829dbf92cad6b5388c184bc5d6 # GIVE ME YOUR HAT

That's no hat...

# IT CAN BE https://preview.redd.it/t6h1ghlufe6d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d956236289790fa3ce40942db7029b23977599

😶 I stand corrected 🫡

WHICH ONE OF YOU WEEDLES IS READY FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN'?

Pootis

Soldier has antlers, does that mean that-

It’s a space station

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Where’s the dad?

He went to get the milk.

Where do you think?

Gone , reduce to atom

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No , don’t throw a bomb at her

Look respectfully

Can't relate https://preview.redd.it/k2so9tevne6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be29f3e4c7743baa60a66d6d3856e9c27bc0636

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X to doubt

I feel like if you beat her, there's a chance she doesn't take it well and just impales you

So win-win you say...

She's actually very sweet, just looks super serious

Fucking demolish all of her puny team. A win is a win. I don't take it easy on anybody https://preview.redd.it/3q692iazle6d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13972df50b642b82e15db2c19228c7684233d33f

I dunno man , xerneas is the meta depending on the game

Better than fucking Zacian

At least it's not gholdengo at the beginning of the game or flutter mane rn

Anyone whos seen moose in real life knows winning a 1v1 unarmed is unlikely to say the least, this one has opposable thumbs and thighs strong enough to snap me like a twig. Nah, I'd lose

Xerneas is a stag! You're still screwed, but at least now you know!

> You're still screwed that's a win-win

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🤨 😂

> thighs strong enough to snap me like a twig ... (🥺)

It's a win-win situation if you ask me

scizor, use bullet punch

Wrong. ***Mega*** Scizor, use Bullet Punch.

2 Hit KO in Sun & Moon

You're absolutely right, thanks for correcting me

Make It interesting by betting for eternal life.

Omg a woman!!!! Better mark it NSFW!!!!!

It only works if her counterpart is a tsundere that can destroy existence as we know it but won’t because she secretly loves the attention and praise

"What would you do?" SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! That's the answer for all of these, every single one of you that are like "uh if you had 24hrs with me what would you do?" SEXUAL INTERCOURSE every single time, we don't need to do it anymore its all done you are so hot, hubba hubba, wanna have sex...thats it, no more, the dude that's like "uh if I bought you dominos and I uh worked at dominos what would you do?" I would kick the...I would kick the pizza and I would have sex with you cuz you are so attractive, the girl-"if I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you payed for but I looked at you what would you do?" INTERCOURSE, I would take you to the back and have intercourse because I can't resist you okay, lets..we are all done, there is no more, WHAT ELSE? What more do we...I need to fucking delete this app dude.

Did you make this? Haven’t seen this copypasta before lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/AmqRV9uGUr

I wouldn’t really call this nsfw

Fellas, is it NSFW to be a woman?

Fellas, what is a woman?

Fellas, what is Fellas?

Fellas, what is is?

Fellas, what?

Fellas?

?

Lmao

Fella, happy cake day

Thank you! :D

Nut

She’s allergic, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

The hero we need.

Fight and win. A battle is a battle.

die or something idk why is this marked nsfw

Any pretty woman is too nsfw for this sub to not be marked as nsfw

Join her side. After losing, of course.

Now what kind of challenge are we talking about here 😳

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Ask to be her friend if I win the battle She gives off "motherly friend" vibes, and I'm in desperate need of both friends and motherly affection

You're actually quite right in your assumption

Now, would she accept to those terms is the question

Oh I'd give her a battle alright 😏

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SATSUKI KIRYUIN!!!

Girl got no eyebrows tho how is that Satsuki

Just her general vibe made me think of her

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well you did a great job with Xerneas https://preview.redd.it/96nabmxeae6d1.jpeg?width=2104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388f1900669821f6ca5082ab31d449e7d904f936 Lycoris would accept, & so would I

This: https://youtu.be/sA74QbIcTrI?feature=shared. Except reverse the genders. lol.

Take a leaf out of a book it's probably not wise to and offer my eternal friendship in response

also I love the concept of trainers based on the box legendaries

Challenge her and beat her then walk away sigmaly

Ask her out, the fact that she's Xerneas could increase my rizz

Nah, I'd lose.

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Man why does this have to be marked NSFW it's literally a clothed woman

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Talk a lot of shit so she beats me harder

Fairy types deserve no mercy I would destroy her team and then destroy her, the room will be filled with blood that is not of mine or my team’s. https://preview.redd.it/qql4hfnm4i6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb2b1a95906cb9e921bc06779dd18b445ea2f79

***PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*** I mean what?

You said what everyone had on their mind and you were still sent to downvote hell truly sad

Ask to marry her

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Pull out revive cats

I would Marry her

Hope she doesn't drop a Murakumo on me

Ask her out

Nah I’d win

Okay, first off, that’s an objectively awesome outfit! Second of all, I have no idea how those gloves work, and I love it.

I get the feeling that either my OC or myself would say “Serious question; How does that body suit even work?”

If Pokémons aren't involved I'm beating the shit out of her if Pokémons are involved my Pokémon beating the shit out of her Pokémons(I'm delusional in both scenarios)

almost every gaming sub I looked at today had some sort of "turning this thing into a woman" drawing

https://preview.redd.it/2izc42v9jg6d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e98d5559115704cce5c5d45d806e53cd71d171 Quieres?

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Take out the masterball which instead of having a pokemon will have a ring.

I‘d absolutely accept the challenge. Might get a bit distracted though.

My dumbass would mistake her as a human form of Xernias and thank her for helping me remember that X walks and Y flies in math

Segs

"I can take her" "In a fight, right? "..." "**In a fight, right?**"

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Me with my level 1 Aron with a shell bell, knows endeavor and quick attack

Surrender

What is she gonna do? Bring me back to life? hahahaha... Oh wait I forgor Geomancy 💀

Steal her power herb

I'm fuckin

kill myself ig

Same thing I do every battle since I was 8, spam earthquake until my problems disappear.

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Win

Probably lead with a steel type.

Scolipede

Sorry let me go the poke a center first *fills team with steel types*

I'd win.

Get a good steel type?

Choose Pikachu

Fight her idk bro don’t ask me

I'm gonna try my hardest, thats all I got ...And hope that I fulfilled my dream of having a Metagross. That'll definitely help too

Sure. Gengar, use Sludge Bomb.

Toss out my Toxicroak and throw hands

First rule of fighting: never back down when challenged

Bullet Punch in a particular area

Reminds me of Pokémon Reminescencia

Throw a master ball.

Grab a Clodsire and/or Skeledirge.

Win, hopefully

Excadrill. Iron Head

fight

If I beat her or loses to her...I would ask her out for a coffee date

Smeragle set up a substitute 2 sword dances baton pass to sizcor mega evolve and proceed to sweep with +4ATK Highest priority Stab boosted bullet punch

Absol user night slash A critical hit. (He has a focus sash and superluck so it's 100% critical rate)

Throw a masterball at her

Surrender, because she can have all my money

receive

challenge accepted I honestly really like the character design 👍

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she uses *fairy types,* ***doesn't she...*** **I DONT HAVE POISON OR STEEL IM GONNA DIE**

Win

its okay, she probably does mono fairy. That is probably the worst mono for average trainers

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I'd kick a field goal between the goal posts on her head. :u

*dies to twinkle tackle*

Hmmmm, Xerneas was a top threat in VGC for the longest time, especially with Geomancy, nah I don't stand a chance, I'd just lay down and accept my fate

I guess dying is not an option. So I'm staying alive

Lose like any other challenge, but that aside this is a really really cool design! The glasses really suit her and her aura matches Xerneas perfectly.

She seems like the person to enjoy TF2 music (rocket jump waltz) and drink tea over coffee. But if I'm getting battled by someone with legendries? I'll fight fire with fire.

Yvetal time

https://preview.redd.it/u5r31m49yf6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ceb089f1a4f167207b256e69a573ae1c542d995 Me figt go busalbur

Idk, probably show my shiny, full odds, first encounter xerneas

Shotgun

I’d give it my all. And if I lose…. She could do whatever she wants to me…

Go [insert poison type here] use sludge bomb

I’d bring steel types

I wonder if the Yveltal would be a man, because Y

Battle her obviously 👍

Accept. Win. What else?

Mount her horns on my wall as a trophy.

Is that Xerneas human form?

Hear me out guys, instead of claiming her as a waifu I'm gonna actually use my team and defeat her, claim my prize money and of course, walk away

I on’t got no Pokemon, wanna play some Mario Kart Wii or Brawl?

I'd accept. I have a character that loves to battle. He's not a champion but has won multiple regional leagues and is an island challenge champion, a champion ranked trainer, and a grand duke at kalos's battle château. If you want you can use him in this story of yours

Iron Tail

I think I’d pee in my pants 😳

Win

battle her with legendaries and cool stuff

I wanna see a yveltal version, this is really cute

Fight her? I mean what am supposed to do you can't run from a Trainer battle

Mimikyu surrounded itself with its Z-Power! Mimikyu used NEVER-ENDING NIGHTMARE! It's super effective!

Throw out Mega Aggron, a.k.a.... THE WALL

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Assuming she uses fairy tpes, I'm going steel types all the way

kiss my butt goodbye.

There's no saying no to a trainer battle. I'll fight, and fight to win. Now the question is why this is marked NSFW? Is showing cleavage in Pokemon that risque that it needs to be flagged? Now some of these other comments on the other hand could easily be marked NSFW.

Goddamnit, hate fairy types specifically due to my love of ghost types (my team is typically full of em) I’d probably lose but dish out a lot of hate/damadge to this fairy type mon

Destroy her with electro ball from tera electric choice scarf Regieleki

Turn 1 Taunt, then Knock Off Power Herb Turn 2

Use Poison and Steel type

Laugh.

She's cool

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Wait hold on what's her team tho?

Use my aegislash and counter her