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starksgh0st

An outdoor rally, scheduled for noon when forecasted temp will be 97 degrees.


AmbitiousCampaign457

Stable genius.


uMunthu

*Melting genius 


shampanyainyourface

Imagine the Giuliani hair dye streak across orange face in that weather...


MaxPower303

He’ll arrive late like he always does after half his geriatric supporters have already passed out. Drink some water in front of them with fans and misters all around as the God-Emperor himself speaks to them in all his glory.


lowercaseSHOUT

Needs two hands to drink bottled water


MrLanesLament

Rubio is apparently in consideration for Trump’s VP. Imagine Trump drinking water like it’s some kind of ritual goblet while Rubio death stares the camera.


Oregon_Jones1

He’s going to literally melt.


MrLurid

You mean he's going to Ghouliani all over the stage?


ResidentKelpien

Indeed, Trump's [orange, face lacquer](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-sweat-orange-photo/) is not sweat proof.


ricorgbldr

Don't threaten me with a good time


trisul-108

He was so cold in court, he needs the burn.


BanginNLeavin

I need to see this go down live.


trisul-108

It's OK, he's not doing it for the people, they are just cannon fodder for his campaign.


panickedindetroit

And ATM's. The billionaire needs the rubes to pay his bills. It's not going down ballot.


ResidentKelpien

They can't have a rally in cooler, evening hours because Trump bigly sun downs.


ZZ_SKULLZ

It's to cover the fact that he can't pull a crowd anymore. This way they can blame it on the heat.  It is strange that his rallies always seem to take place in extreme temperatures, and his supporters are typically older and in poor health. Between this type of stuff, the way he sacrificed his voter base during the pandemic, and the way they love to project literally everything else it kinda makes you wonder if all their talk about Human sacrifice, "adrenochrome", ect. is to cover up strange things they are into. I mean probably not, but with their level of projection I don't think much is off the table these days.


bailaoban

He’ll probably charge $20 per water bottle.


zzxxccbbvn

How else is he going to pay his legal fees?


tracerhaha1

Has he tried bleeding the RNC dry?


manx2085

I’d bet at least $100 that if multiple people die from heat stroke at it, the religious idiots that make up his base will twist it to the beginning of the rapture. “They didn’t die from the heat, god welcomed them home for supporting his new son” gonna be said at some mega church


KazzieMono

“They were paid actors and they’ll wake up any second now”


smokelaw23

mOAr vaCinE dEaTHs. Won’t someone stop these covid criminals!!!


LordByronsCup

The attendees shouldn't be allowed to have water like workers or voters.


BrutalHunny

It’s all his broke ass can afford.


SagsMcSaggerson

And he *still* won't pay.


LightWarrior_2000

I'm from las vegas. Actually 120 is a heat wave. 97 just a regular hot day. lol


bickering_fool

I was going to say...that's just weather.


fork_yuu

If he is going to become a goddamn raisin after? Why the hell is he going out there too lmao


RyVsWorld

This has the potential to be a hilarious event


beard_lover

Could be up there with Four Seasons Landscaping!


deviousmajik

Did any journalist ever follow up with the speculation that the reason that was changed last minute from Four Seasons Hotel to Four Seasons Landscaping was because Rudy's 'star witness' was a convicted sex offender and could not be anywhere near a school, which the hotel was close to one?


Chalkarts

All we can do is hope for the best outcome possible for the future of our nation.


willydong-ka

It should be illegal to give them water during the event.


Indoorsman101

Only nature will solve our Trump problem. Get out there dude.


NeverSayNever2024

Thinning of the herd.


more_sock_revenge

I love nature.


Immediate-Fly-7876

Gods way…..


Oregon_Jones1

Fingers crossed.


Amseriah

You mean Darwinism?


kiltedturtle

... of introducing him to Satan and his afterlife.


Just_Candle_315

There was a biological pandrmic and by some divine miracle a vaccine was made speedily available *NAH*!


Immediate-Fly-7876

Science huh?


p001b0y

It’s odd that his supporters boo him for that. It’s the one thing he could hang his hat on as far as legacy goes and MAGA hates him for it. It’s probably why he is reportedly worried about RFK Jr.


addled_and_old

Excellent - someone tell them sunscreen and water is for libs...


binglelemon

Every gay person I've ever met has drank water and put on sun screen at some point. Not saying it's related, I'm just paying attention...


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Black, gay, college-educated, empathetic, liberals love drinking water.


binglelemon

I heard they even soak themselves in it atleast once a day, they just love it so much....


Swimming-Bite-4184

Sunscreen is science and it will put 5g in your brain and magnetize your blood. Dr Fauci is a big proponent of it I hear.


ExpatMeNow

Thanks. Now I’m distracted by imagining life with magnetized blood 😂


specqq

You'll never fall asleep during an MRI ever again.


Schlonzig

Handing out water is illegal, I heard.


ProxyMuncher

Even if it isn’t, these people “dont accept handouts”


nemesis-xt

I heard sunscreen turns you gay.


Elementium

It's practically make up!


Most-Artichoke6184

As is shade.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Every person who has ever drank water has eventually died!


ins0ma_

His hair has noticeably deflated since his criminal trial.


damnthistrafficjam

Maybe the sun and all that hairspray will give him a Michael Jackson moment.


curiousity60

The more disheveled appearances of TFG and his press secretary between J6 and his slinking from the WH on the day of Biden's inauguration amused me. Looked like the professional hair and make up people abandoned ship after the violent insureectionist attack on the Capitol.


lSleepster

The hair guy can't inject chemicals in the dead animal to get the hair to stand like when it was alive because trump thinks the drug test includes hair.


edmerx54

[‘White-Collar Crook’ Billboard to Greet Trump Near His Rally](https://www.thedailybeast.com/former-president-donald-trump-cant-escape-being-reminded-of-his-criminal-conviction-ahead-of-nevada-rally?ref=home)


skeeredstiff

I think I'd rather drink toilet water than be at a rally with 150 sweaty trump mouth breathers.


Clevesteamy

You mean 150 million right? No one's ever seen crowds like this. Tears in their eyes


thedrexel

“Sweat” in their eyes


seymonster1973

Fun fact - when you suffer from heat stroke, your body cannot produce tears.


Krytos

As a mouth breather, I take great offense!


TheBodyPolitic1

Convicted felon Trump has held rallies in adverse climates before. When supporters got sick he just kept going and went away as if nothing happened.


InflationDue2811

didn't he leave a load in freezing temps once?


trisul-108

Yes, he'll probably tell them there are clouds up there ... like he said it was not raining.


Internal_Swing_2743

He cancelled a D-Day memorial trip because it rained.


Surprise1904

Also because he's a traitor and spits on our veterans.


Internal_Swing_2743

Yes that too. I’m just pointing the irony of holding rallies in deadly conditions when he cancelled a trip for a little rain.


we_are_sex_bobomb

I can’t believe the president who got half a million Americans killed by Covid would do this.


treevaahyn

Pretty sure we surpassed a million covid deaths a while ago.


we_are_sex_bobomb

Yeah I was being charitable and just counting the ones who died under his presidency but to be fair his dog shit health doctrine for his cult is still operating in full force and getting more people killed every day.


PenMoZic

I'm starting to think these are the only types of venues he can book. He's pissed everyone off, he's short on cash, his popularity among even his base is dwindling. It would be a damned shame if he got sunstroke during this rally.


trisul-108

>he's short on cash, ... and he doesn't pay.


worstatit

His campaign is known, like him, for not paying bills. After 8 years, no decent venue wants them.


MarsUAlumna

Not to mention that his followers are known for smearing shit on walls.


archangless

DJT has never been very bright


samwstew

Can’t wait to watch the orange make up melt. Just kidding I would never watch him do anything.


FrenchBulldozer

Trump actively attempting to kill his supporters is on brand.


HedyLamaar

Hope he strokes out.


zzxxccbbvn

This dude is so fucked in the election. After that disaster of an interview he had with Hannity, that solidified it for me. *That being said*, **GO VOTE**. The fate of democracy here depends on it. Vote for Biden like your life is on the line, because honestly, it is


Squirrel_Chucks

How many of his supporters has he gotten killed *thus far?*


mrlr

Do you mean from the rallies or the ones from Covid too?


fooflighter

Yes


trisul-108

The ones from Covid total 300,000 more than if he had done something ... according to his own officials.


Extension_Use3118

It is currently considered a swing state. After the debate it will be a Biden state! Just like last time.


HeadFullOfNails

I'll be shocked if Trump actually shows up to a debate with Biden.


treevaahyn

I mean that would be nice but I’m not as confident as you. Also since you’re from Ohio, wtf happened to you all being a swing state? When I was growing up Ohio was a key swing state to watch and it’s become a red state. Like what exactly happened? Maybe I missed something but figured I would ask someone that actually lives there as idk much about your state but I do sure wish you all could go back to being a swing state. Could definitely use your electoral votes.


Pherllerp

Pathologically does not care about others. His little spot will be shady and cool, what’s the problem?


No_nukes_at_all

between this and the Arizona rally, have we finally reached the "kill your own supporters" stage of MAGA ?


[deleted]

We passed that stage early 2020...


TintedApostle

You think in this case they will deny water to people waiting in line? Oh right... they only do that to poor people who vote.


Dearic75

This is Trump. He has never been shy about grifting his supporters. They’ll be selling Trump water in a commemorative water bottle for $20 each.


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hurdurBoop

overstating trump's fanbase to keep maga relevant is the media's bread and butter right now not to mention a significant percentage of his rally goers are locally hired actors


spoobles

Over Memorial Day weekend he claimed 25k showed up to his rally in the Bronx. In reality there were 3k.


bramletabercrombe

and that was 90% work release


Elementium

Honestly I'm shocked Republicans are still on board with him.. they could genuinely pivot away from Trump right now, keep their victories and put up anyone that could beat Biden. Like.. I like Biden as a president but his purpose is to be Trump's counter. If Trump is no longer their guy he loses a lot of power.


binglelemon

Craigslist ads to get people nearby


texfields

Please do…. (Maniacal laughter ensues)


Nearly_Pointless

The more of his supporters he kills during his rallies, the better the nation will be. Sad but true.


haltline

Hows the rally going? They're dropping like flies!


stuartgatzo

Baby Jesus, you know what to do.


tuulikkimarie

More sick Magas, fine by me.


ClusterFoxtrot

He is considerately thawing them out after freezing them to death last time!!


jasonmashak

Are they planning a European tour?


rahzark

Is he allowed to leave the country?


lucky_day_ted

For the love of God please no.


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raresanevoice

Is he intentionally trying to kill more of his supporters after the ones he killed thanks to COVID and suggesting they inject bleach?


stokeytrailer

The evil mastermind Biden will use his weather machine located in Obamas basement to turn the temperature up to 110 to make God's right hand Trump look bad. /s


nunal2580

Sounds like hell. Perfect for all the people that attend.


ImaginaryWallaby117

Heatstroke has the chance to do the funniest thing.


ThenScore2885

Training for hell for the ones who follow this antichrist blindly.


Yah_Mule

Don't fear the Reaper.


ArthurFraynZard

I wildly support this idea and encourage all Trump rallies to be held at noon in the middle of heatwaves from now on. Especially in swing states.


[deleted]

If the die of heat stoke, it was god's will. People tell him all the time. Believe Me!


dadmodz306

I'm dreading the day Trump dies. It gets much worse after him. He is a useful idiot who opened the door for the real evil lined up behind him that won't be nearly as focused on ego and personal gain. They will be the real threat.


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Because-Leader

I hope he faints in it


terrasig314

"Like a side of beef"


MightyIrish

A few less Trump supporters is the first time Trump will actually Make America Great Again.


GuthramNaysayer

Ah, an orange pile of goop at the end. Magic!


LordDagron

I hope those traitors all get heatstroke.


MatthewFightsCrime

Donand “William Henry Harrison” Trump


griftertm

So he plans to decrease his voter base the natural way?


cegr76

Remember when he held a rally during COVID-19 without masks and am those people died? Herman Caine remembers. Pepperidge Farms remembers.


Adorable-Database187

Its not like something similar happened before, so what can go wrong.


T1Pimp

So, he's going to be responsible for additional deaths on top of COVID misinformation?


bazilbt

They did that here in Arizona and had people passing out from the heat.


deadone65

Let’s see how many people end up with heat stroke lol


notableradish

But he does so well providing transportation to his attendees. I’m sure that they’ll all survive and be glad they went.


KungFuSnafu

Excellent idea! I support this, unironically.


User4C4C4C

“You’re not dropping like flies due to climate change, you are dropping like flies due to my overwhelming presence.” —Trump probably


ImprovizoR

Does he realize that in his age death by sunstroke is a genuine possibility? I hope not.


probot67

I hope his pig heart explodes from the heat.


IGNSolar7

He's also ruining Pokémon Go community day for all of us, lol... we normally play at Sunset Park here in Vegas. Now we can't.


Most-Artichoke6184

Don’t worry, his campaign put out a notice telling people to wear comfortable clothing, and to drink water, so everything will be OK.


chips79

Good, the old, weak and stupid followers will drop like flies. Just like during Covid.


MoveToRussiaAlready

Sunscreen, shade and staying hydrated is for libs. Own those libs patriots!!


Lopsided_Chemistry82

Hope Trump has a heatstroke.


HungHungCaterpillar

Love it when a problem helps solve itself


Bitter_Director1231

You go to this shit stains grievance party, you deserve heat stroke.


bmwlocoAirCooled

The Bloviator who Occupied The White House (& Sexual Assaulter & 34 Felonies) cares about only one thing: himself. And being a Republicant (spelling correct) he won't offer water. They don't do that in Texas either, run by, wait for it.... Trumpy lovin' Republicans


Broblivious

Someone on the Trump team: $$We can sell Tump water bottles by the dozens!


codename_pariah

tRump water bottles filled with tRump ice (which failed) and tRump water (which also failed)....the rubes will be fleeced bigly.


Common_Highlight9448

Maybe he’ll breakout in a rash from the heat and his bronzer


Altruistic_Avocado_1

He’s so smart. What a genius!


davechri

What’s the over/under on deaths?


MarkMaynardDotcom

A great venue in which to remind people that global warming isn't real.


xKosh

That sounds like a really good idea by someone whom so many want to be president again. Bet he will make just as good of decisions whilst in office


FlashyPaladin

Oh fuck he’s coming here? Fucking shit hell.


DCBillsFan

Hamburger from heaven don't fail me now....


RedditIsBreokn

Maybe he will discuss the backroom deals he made with the fossil fuel industry


Blusterpug

Hooray! I think that’s a great idea. Maga better show up. He will be selling $45 trump water (you can’t bring your own or allow anyone to provide water on the line.) Let’s go, Nevada!


Prestigious-Log-7210

Lock him up! That’s what the crowd should yell.


stickied

Most politicians would use this opportunity to dress a little more causally. Slacks and a collared shirt with sleeves rolled up. Not convicted felon Trump, he's still gonna be in that XXL wool suit, sweating like a disgusting pig.


[deleted]

Have you seen his supporters? A lot of them are obese. Heat and obesity are a bad combo.


plasticsbyday

Trump endangers health of his followers: name a more iconic duo


TheBossAlbatross

Cook, cook, cook, cook.


meatballlover1969

Seriously... Fuck Trump


WraithsRevenge

Something has to defrost their cold, dead hearts. You know, lizards have to bask in the sun for warmth.


alwaystired707

MAGA melting. Their blubber makes great transmission fluid.


Acrobatic-Ad3275

Boycott this. Stay in the air conditioning.


Accomplished-Head449

He's about to melt like Rudy


Nekowulf

He's going to have an industrial hvac unit blowing on him from off stage. It's his geriatric followers who are going to heat stroke their way to an easy Biden victory.


terAREya

Thats one way to lose some voters.


curiousity60

Maybe he'll set a new record for rally attendees hospitalized.


RockyattheTop

Anyone else feel like Trump’s handlers are just kind of trying to let him naturally kill himself? Old ass man in not great health giving long, passionate speech in heatwave. Yeah that’s exactly what I’d tell someone to do if I’m hoping they just keel over on stage.


Yuri_Ligotme

He’s going to remind them that global warming is a Chinese hoax


GrandObfuscator

I hope he gets extra hydrated on Diet Coke before going out.


thathairinyourmouth

Please let the AC fail and his makeup melt off while he’s raging and rambling.


MynameisJunie

Yucky! Too hot. Doesn’t he still owe them money from last time he was there?


Fart-Gecko

It would be such poetic justice if he succumbed to a heatstroke due to the climate change he has so long denied


Otherwise_Stable_925

"3 people die at Trump rally. Called true Americans. Forgot what their names were".


chips79

He will sweat off his orange.


Objective_Oven7673

Please let him wear the tennis diaper outfit


thejamielee

gonna get Giuliani hair dye vibes i’m PRAYING


Orion_2kTC

All together now: He doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.


kestrel1000c

Also, trump looks like shit lately. In the throes of heat stroke his crowd might be in a frame of mind to make sense of his ramblings.


[deleted]

Let him fry like a chicken.


petecasso0619

Oh my god….Can you imagine the stench emanating from Von Shitzenpants??


RoyalJoke

It's been around 102 - 116 around town the last few weeks. Thankfully, local MAGAs are die-hards who will gladly suffer heat stroke for their new messiah. The TikTok videos will be hilarious.


geewillykers

Hopefully he has a heat stroke


5th_heavenly_king

I'm so triggered and owned. Please don't do this. It will cause me to be even more owned 


_OMGTheyKilledKenny_

Darwinism, do your thing.


[deleted]

Good. Let them cook.


punkindle

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"