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schad501

At least he didn't make them any uglier.


sedatedlife

I just saw my first one in person the other day while at the bus stop. They are absolutely ugly i really cant comprehend who would purchase one. Yea its electric but the people who really care about the transition to EVs are not the people generally wanting Trucks.


schad501

It's not even really a truck. You can't actually transport any cargo in it.


bluAstrid

It’s an electric SUV with a tow hook.


sedatedlife

I did not even realize that it makes it more useless.


ArenjiTheLootGod

It's actually kind of amazing seeing one in the wild. Everyone knows they're stupid looking but pictures and video don't do it justice. The Cybertruck is something that must be seen in person to truly appreciate it because, know matter how dumb you think it is, the vehicle is so much worse when viewed in close proximity. On looks alone, it is easily the worst vehicle I've ever seen and is obnoxiously large. Seeing the Cybertruck in person is the exact opposite of a religious experience and will leave you just as speechless, mostly because you'll be laughing too hard. It's a clowncar for bozos with too much money.


LuvKrahft

I’ve seen two in the wild. They’re bad performance art.


confused_ape

It's not a truck, it's an apocalypse lifestyle choice. https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk/2023/11/30/elon-musk-boasts-cybertruck-is-apocalypse-proof-at-live-delivery-event/


0x633546a298e734700b

Would love if I could swap my diesel pickup for electric or hybrid but I sure as hell wouldn't be buying a cyber. Ugly as hell. Impractical and over priced.


APeacefulWarrior

I dunno, in the abstract I kind of love the design specifically *because* of how awful it is. Then again, I also liked PT Cruisers and Multiplas for the same reason. But of course I'd never buy one for many many other reasons.


travio

I've seen a couple. Didn't realize how wide they are. I'd hate to try and park one.


deviousmajik

It's like a Dodge Aztek fucked a DeLorean and this bastard arrived months later.


jehyhebu

There was a great meme pic of one turned into a dumpster by the City of Chicago or something.


grixorbatz

The Russian hookers pissed on it for a month straight.


LovesFrenchLove_More

So true. Also, they are just using the free speech that Elon has been talking about so much but denies those he disagrees with on his shitter world.


onlymostlydead

With the right paint job and accessories, they'd fit right into [Megaforce](https://youtu.be/Q9yPSkQTLlA?si=NBFx6gSva7lx0bc1).


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

[https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/24vd8e/are\_you\_man\_enough\_for\_megaforce\_best\_movie\_ever/](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/24vd8e/are_you_man_enough_for_megaforce_best_movie_ever/)


Dopeychimp

\*Elon Musk arrives confused, ready to impregnate another random woman\*


Fox_Kurama

Maybe he should try a bear this time.


jehyhebu

Does Musk choose the bear?


Shiplord13

Yes. He will go to several zoos and national parks looking for the right bear. At which point he will hire them at one of his business and than use his higher position to have sex with them.


jehyhebu

I hope he doesn’t forget to check out the sexy Swiss bears in Bern at the Bärengraben


mcfarmer72

Sounds like an insurance claim.


eggbenedictcucumbers

I'd give the person a pass since they went out of their way to censor the profanity.


dclxvi616

Vulgarity*


cool_arrrow

Profanity *


HonoredPeople

While, yes. Elon is an ass. This isn't politics.


Minifig81

What does this have to do with Politics?


NPVT

Elon Musk is highly into politics


[deleted]

I'm guessing it was Elon himself, smells like his work.


grandadmiralstrife

And this is US politics because?


cynycal

That's a 'crime of passion' right there.


Zeddo52SD

I’m not usually a fan of vandalism, but I find cyber trucks deserve to be dipped in a vat of thermite so I think a little spray paint isn’t the worst things that could happen.


CriticalEngineering

It’s not like they hurt the paint job on the cybertrucks, right?


Zeddo52SD

Deletion of the paint by way of disintegration of the body would absolutely be an improvement


NPVT

Keeps them from rusting in places


fowlraul

Isn’t thermite like a powder? 🤔


Zeddo52SD

Yes. Stick it in a vat of thermite and let it combust.


fowlraul

That’s sounds logistically impossible. The truck wouldn’t sink. Would it just blow up on contact?


Zeddo52SD

It would melt. You put a base layer of thermite down, then put the cyber truck in, then fill the rest of the vat with the rest of the thermite. Then you combust.


Congenitaloveralls

Ok I hate Elon so so much. But what's so bad about the cyber truck...it should theoretically lead to less pollution vs internal combustion engines. Is it just because it's expensive and has become a symbol of rich douches? I have mixed feelings in the aesthetics and i hate musk, but I'm all in on electric cars


seriousofficialname

> George Washington University auto safety professor Samer Hamdar raised concerns about limited "crumple zones," but added that other features might make up for that. ... > Much of the concern was focused on those outside the Cybertruck. "If you have an argument with another car, you will win," Musk said. ... > David Friedman, the former acting head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, described the effect for the loser of the crash: "If you're in a crash with another vehicle that has a crumple zone and your car is more stiff, then their cars are going to crush and yours is resistant" ... > Julia Griswold, director of the University of California, Berkeley's Safe Transportation Research and Education Center, said she was "alarmed" by the crash test videos Tesla posted. She said the heavy weight of the trucks and their high acceleration "raise red flags for non-occupants." ... > Tesla has not said whether it will sell Cybertrucks in Europe, but its chief engineer this month told motoring publication TopGear that EU safety rules aimed at protecting pedestrians by limiting external protrusions could make it tough to sell there. "We hope Tesla don't bring this vehicle to Europe. A vehicle of this size, power and huge weight will be lethal to pedestrians and cyclists in a collision," the Brussels-based nonprofit European Transport Safety Council said in a statement. It's the rusting combined with the razor sharp edges slicing people's bodies open for me personally tho


PetPsychicDetective

They are a poorly constructed, quick-rusting vanity project conceived by a man who cuts corners and ignores automotive standards in order to get ahead of a competition that is 100x better, but slower because they want to create a functional product instead of a confusing iPad on wheels. They're also driven by a brain that, despite being marketed as "full self drive," is barely competent enough to ensure that you'll keep moving in a straight line without 1. Murdering a pedestrian it ignores, 2. Stopping you in the middle of a full-speed expressway, or 3. Straight up drowning you when you need to park it near water. He is innovating electric cars in a way that makes the public distrust the concept. By tying them intrinsically to self-drive, he's also creating expectations that the rest of the industry should have no obligation to pursue *at the same time* if we want both to be safe. And Tesla vehicles are being created by breaking every law and regulation he can get away with in the meantime, which is a lot, because he was the heir to an apartheid blood emerald fortune. And lastly, it looks like a future truck a five year old would design with a crayon in about twelve minutes.


DragoneerFA

Don't forget the cybertruck's development was so piss poor they didn't even secure the gas pedal in place, causing a situation where the accelerator could get stuck at full speed.


Small-Palpitation310

your third paragraph blew my mind. that's abhorrent. the whole effort in EV being undermined by tesla...


nevertfgNC

It is ugly af. An abomination to the entire transportation industry


Congenitaloveralls

I actually just saw one go by here in Portland a few mins before my post... and in thought that's silly that looks like something from gtaV video game, But if someone wants a silly looking environmentally friendly ride, meh?


BurstSwag

GTAV? Try Cyberpunk 2077. You know... like the name of the truck implies.


Congenitaloveralls

Also a lovely video game that helped make me the lonely miserable creature I am today lol Doing a quick search.... >According to Tesla CEO Elon Musk, the design of the Tesla Cybertruck was inspired by Blade Runner and James Bond's Lotus Esprit from The Spy Who Loved Me, also known as "Wet Nellie". The Esprit was a submarine as well as a car.


nevertfgNC

Copyright infringement? I wish


Zeddo52SD

I’m cool with EVs. I’m ok with Tesla as a product. I hate Musk. But the cyber truck is an affront to visual senses. It’s the ugliest car I have ever seen, and I get viscerally angry when I pass one on the road.


BLG89

Tesla could have made an electronic Hummer or something. Instead, they came out with some tacky ‘80s computer-render trapezoid with wheels. Cybertrucks are trash.


jehyhebu

Yes. It’s the symbol part.


Isaac_Shepard

Why is this here, this isn't politics


Pressure_Chief

Probably the dealer mad he has to sell the things.


Death_Trolley

Tesla doesn’t have dealerships


exophrine

[A quick Google search](https://www.google.com/search?q=tesla+dealership) could have saved you a lot of ignorance. Plus, [the Tesla site itself](https://www.tesla.com/findus/list/stores/United+States), dude.


Western_Lab_6819

They are called “Showrooms” to get around laws preventing car manufacturers from owning dealerships. You test drive the car, and salesperson walks you through purchasing through website.


GraveChild27

They 100% do. There's one in Rogers along 94 that I have to look at every day.


erocdrummer3737

til 34 cybertrucks in the area. 34 people spent 100k on that. Interesting.


YakiVegas

And literally nothing of value was lost.


zenithfury

> 34 Tesla Cybertrucks Nice.


masteeJohnChief117

Just wash them off… oh wait


orcinyadders

Why is this in politics?


Confident_Target8330

Reported by a TikTok and was wipeable. Almost seems like a staged event to get clicks.


nevertfgNC

That is a good start…


sentimentaldiablo

Oh no!


FearTheCrab-Cat

That's some good praxis


Bierfreund_86

'Tis Elon's antics we decipher, yet politics, this ain't


AdSmall1198

Could have been either right or left wing, I wonder which?


ChemicalOnion

You meant hero*, not vandal


UnlikelyAdventurer

Since spray paint goes on wet, it bricked all those cyberfrucks https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/20/cybertruck_car_wash_mode/


izqy

Now do all the other shitty CEO’s


mtlrph

I don’t see the problem here.


santz007

AH would be upset the cyber truck is replacing her


Irish_whiskey_famine

Honestly bet it was the dealership. They can’t move those pieces of shit, so deface them and get insurance money? I dunno talking out my ass


Rare_Arm4086

"Hero" Fifu


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Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

Only 34?


Sunshinehappyfeet

So there were 34 Tesla cameras recording the vandalism. Interesting.


darkscyde

Seems almost heroic.


Cdub7791

Oh no! Anyway...


TSAOutreachTeam

On the one hand, what the hell, dude? What is your major malfunction? Don’t deface shit that isn’t yours. On the other, it shouldn’t be too hard to get that off the stainless steel exterior. Hell, there isn’t even any paint or clear coat that is at risk of damage.


imitation_crab_meat

Everyone seems to be getting them wrapped anyway since they corrode so readily.


TSAOutreachTeam

They should wrap it in a giant brown bag so it can't be seen.


Goat_Status_5000

Vandalizing property is not a good way to go about getting your message across. Low class and cowardly.


No_Helicopter_7824

34 there is that number again. What is the significance of that number. 3 + 4 = 7. The square root of 7 " 666. Nah that's not correct. Why 34 hmm...


Prior-Comparison6747

Can we start a GoFundMe if we don't know the identity of the perpetrator?


Various-Ad-1945

There goes my hero