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Clares_Claymore

A soccer ball ⚽️ the classic black and white. Let that float in the water. All the birds will think it’s a predators eyes peaking out of the water. Won’t see another bird again! GUARANTEED!!!


Linusdroppedme

I like your thinking.


swamp_donkey89

Fuhgeddaboudit


Linusdroppedme

SHOULD I GIVE EM THE CLAMPS, BOSS?


Jason_1834

Remember Duck Hunter on the old Nintendo?


Comfortable-Mirror17

I came here to say this...


6thCityInspector

Put up a sign that says: *NO DUCKS*


BullishN00b

Maybe the sign should say: DUCK SEASON


TheDogsNameWasFrank

RABBIT SEASON!


-_I---I---I

That big duck has a bald spot :O


VariousPublic3592

A couple decoy owls around the pool, preferably ones that make sound, should keep them away.


rewbzz

As someone who used to install solar pool heating I can tell you the owls do 3 parts of fuck all to keep birds away.


jvogl_02

>3 parts of fuck all Oddly specific...


rewbzz

"Fuck all" is a very common unit of measurement in the recognized offical Australian metric system.


Sheed3k

So for a dumb American. Does that mean the owls work or don't work


skerrickity

About as good as a bung plugger on a hot day at the beach


rewbzz

Correct.


jvogl_02

I was referring to the 3. I've heard "fuck all" plenty


La1gooner

Drain the pool.


Any-Yesterday6909

We tried: chimes, useless dog, inflatable predators, running at them yelling, reflective balls, multiple floaties. What worked: betta skimmer bot or floor robot running constantly


TrashPandaPox

They like to float around on my betta


Any-Yesterday6909

That was my biggest fear after shelling out for one 😆


CUNT_PUNCHER_9000

Is this an actual picture of your house or a screenshot from the Sopranos?


Important-Pin4019

Is this really about the ducks?


Babylon998

So no fucking ziti now?


MV4283

Offer the biggest one a fight. Be sure to showcase solid shadow boxing before you do in case he takes you up on the offer.


twyard

Call Tony Soprano. He’d love to have them in his pool


donerstude

Put a blow up alligator in there it worked for us although it sounds stupid


NatKingSwole19

22lr


AR15__Fan

Tractor Supply and most hardware stores will sell inflatable snakes, I have several customers that have done this in the past to keep the birds out.


-_I---I---I

Is there anything like that for leaves and twigs?


LookUnderThis

Inflatable rake


Father_VitoCornelius

I dad-laughed at this.


daddyowind

This ! We secure them in place with a bag of rocks and rope. Then when you walk by do your best Sam Jackson with “MF snakes in the MF pool” !! No more ducks


ColdSteel2011

Hahaha I literally walked outside the other day and found a duck in the pool. Glad to know it’s not just me.


pfotozlp3

How do we know you aren’t the guy in the pool in the picture? Maybe it is just you?


Wfflan2099

A dog


somewhereAtC

Had this exact problem last week, then found this: https://lesliespool.com/bestway-h2ogo%21-funspeakers-duck-baby-boat-float/78872.html. Real ducks don't come around here no more.


Blaze0003

Get a fake owl at Home Depot, and move it around the pool


B0ssc0

Get a dog.


bicyclejawa

Get a floating alligator or crocodile decoy. I’m a pool guy that hates ducks and that has worked every time.


Flipper717

This spring I found a duck swimming in my pool that already had a blow up alligator in it. 🫤


Vivid-Chocolate5452

Chlorine. Ducks don’t like the smell also a pool cover would work. But you need to check your yard and bushes carefully as they may be nesting in your yard which is why you can’t get rid of them.


Ralewing

Call Boots and The Ginger.


MongrelKoi

Allegedly 😆


slancas24

Build a duck blind beside it.


thepoochman

So what, no fucking ziti?


Farmerdrew

See a psychiatrist.


wkearns3

Carmela? Can you tell us what happened in the diner?


KindaHODL

We did it all. For us, it was fishing line that works. Get like 6 or 10 bricks and tie one across to the or other side. When the ducks hit fishing line they are in for a surprise. No more duckies in our pool. They go to our neighbor's pool now.


LadiesLoveCoolDane

This works. In fact you can do it up higher so you don't have to worry about hitting it while you're swimming.


Several-County-1808

Buy a gator, or a brown bear, maybe both.


altruistic_camel_toe

Inflatable gators 🐊 are effective


AwkwardYak4

A few snapping turtles will work just as well. Or one if you are patient.


_thirtyfive

Remington 870


FunHuckleberry2866

Throw in a big floating dinosaur it’ll scare them


Illustrious_Log_8053

Ducks only came in my pool when I opened it and had some issues with equipment so it sat without shock or chemicals for a week or so. Once we got the pump working and shocked the pool they never came back.


No_Tradition3859

A friend of mine put an inflatable sharks in his. The ducks left.


Landman68

We have an inflatable seal and alligator. Then tend to stay away from them.


goin_strong1

Put an alligator in there. Problem solved.


West9Virus

Pool cage is an extreme option but it keeps everything out and keeps your pool cleaner


openmaze

flag lines [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09CKQR97V?th=1](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09CKQR97V?th=1)


Squirrel_Monkey_737

Golden retriever..... Mines 4 years old. Not a duck in the yard since he was about 6 months old.


ldskyfly

I've had good luck this year so far this year with two Intex alligators and 2 dancing dolphin inflatables


Ragnar-Wave9002

Alka sektzer


J-wag

We had a LARGE inflatable yellow “rubber duck” that we kept in the pool for most of last year. My mallard friends haven’t been back since 😞


davper

Elmer Fudd scarecrow


RiverBendit

Motion sensor sprinklers. You can try all the others, but the sprinklers are the best.


suzeeq88

🦈


slapaho1321

Cover free works


Ancient-Budget-8793

Labrador.


One_Variation_6497

The real question is: how can I get ducks in my pool???


clmw11

I think you know


Nnyan

Sorry I’ll stop throwing duck food in your pool.


armathose

Get a Bluetooth speaker and play birds of prey sounds, they will leave.


2bizy4this

Get a snapping turtle. Cleaned the ducks off my pond.


yogurtman

We started shooting ducks with a BB gun when they got in or near our pool. Doesn’t hurt them, just annoys them. After we did it for a while they moved on to another place that they weren’t getting shot at. They haven’t been back. Plus the kids went crazy every time they saw a duck and it was good fun.


Bumblebeee_tuna_

If this sub has taught me anything... SLAM!


abslte23

Swan decoy


geek66

I have 6 rubber / plastic snakes on the deck. Keep in it , they will “fertilize” the pool and promote algae growth.


FiftyKal314STL

There’s a motion activated device called The Scarecrow that sprays water Here’s a similar one I found on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009F1R0GC/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?ie=UTF8&psc=1&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9kZXRhaWwp13NParams


Adventurous_Ad3141

Fry them and serve with rice and white wine. Mine also did that, but after applying the technique they were very disciplined.


glamperella

Shotgun


Waters21

I just put a half bottle of duck away in the pool. It usually lasts about 3 weeks, depending on how much rain we get. I'll just add more if i notice the ducks are back.


lawrencem357

Why is your water level so low


Particular_Witness95

not sure if already said (so many comments), but a neighbor used an automatic sprinkler that, when the birds were detected, the sprinkler came on and scared them away. we felt so bad because for some reason, his was the only pool in the neighborhood that had the duck and bird problem. but, the sprinklers worked.


Gui0312

Make an offer they can’t refuse


EquivalentWait3919

Natural chemistry cover free


National-Future3520

I think riding a jet ski around in it will get rid of the ducks


stanb42

Alligator mississippiensis


Embarrassed_Ad6074

Shotgun?


-TheycallmeThe

Teenagers with BB guns


moistmarbles

I bring out the hose every time my pool gets invaded


More-Opposite1758

I throw ice cubes at them


PoopPant73

A recipe should work


No_Chef623

A shotgun makes for good duck gumbo


Totally-jag2598

Aww, they're cute. Let them be. They're not hurting anybody. IMHO they class the place up.


donerstude

They poop on everything and really make a mess, the poop in the pool and destroy water quality


Flipper717

Everyone send your ducks to this guy’s place - cute large duck party.


Flyflyguy

Just shit in the pool.


shauneky9

I was told algaecides may help many years back. Seemed to help the pools on my route living lakeside


Unhappy_Trout

Shotgun


Comfortable-Mirror17

Don't laugh, but try bottle rockets. They work on geese for sure. You fire off a few in their direction, scare them away. It's not a lifetime scare so keep some around for when they return but when we did it to the geese we had no goose poop for several months.