I am praying for her to do a 180 and become Meghan thee Stallion. In the good timeline, she turns her back on her entire family once her frontal cortex finishes developing and becomes a reclusive painter in Montana.
the gay superpower of shortening things into other things to make it seem like a special thing to talk about that thing in public without icky men interfering with the conversation
She’s only a nepo baby if she’s still speaking to her father, if she’s collabing with her mother then she’s an honest and hardworking self made heiress like our lord and savior Taylor Evangeline Swift
My favorite joke ever irl is that she knew what was happening the entire time because people genuinely think I believe it. I deal with way more swifties than the average bear at my job
Want her and willow to link up and start a band called the nepo babies of infamous Black celebrity fathers who’ve fallen from grace. Or nbibcffg for short idk
is pop base not a real handle? i don’t even know what’s what on that bird app anymore but there’s no way that run on sentence like mine is going to be an album title…right? RIGHT?
It sucks when you look more like your dad than your mom. A girl once told me I look like my dad and it haunts me. I thought I looked more like my mom.
edit: She still looks like her mom too, like I still look like a mix of my parents also. But the first thing that jumped out was Kanye.
It's giving early Fall Out Boy titles
This Ain’t A Scene, It’s the Goddamn Girlies Battling It Out For Mother Supremacy.
It’s giving Drag Race ru-verse final four edition
“I’m Like a Lawyer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off”
Or isekai anime. “Help! I’m the Nepo Baby Who Ended Your Faves (Bow Down Bitches Mother is Coming for Your Crown)”
Hey mom, My dad knows what you did in the past
U bum
North West dropping her debut before Normani. Lines up.
It’s virtually impossible for this little girl to grow up to be normal with the parents that she has
She’s either going to be the slayest mother ever existed or azealia banks part 2
Bold of you to imply that Azealia ISN'T the slayest mother ever existed
She is but one is the sane side of the coin and the other one is the insane 🤭
When a pop girlie is born the gods toss a coin
Two coins* One for Albanianism, the other for sanity
I am praying for her to do a 180 and become Meghan thee Stallion. In the good timeline, she turns her back on her entire family once her frontal cortex finishes developing and becomes a reclusive painter in Montana.
the gays can call it NBEYFBDBMDICFHC for short
You actually didn't misspell that shit. Props to you. It took me 3 back n forth scrolls only for checking lol. I could've never written it.
the gay superpower of shortening things into other things to make it seem like a special thing to talk about that thing in public without icky men interfering with the conversation
That's actually a very good tactic. I personally clam up, or change the topic to one that's completely uninteresting lmao.
yes, and? STSWYCABYOFBFSTSWYCKMLWNYA
I hate that I know what this is.bitchtits
What are thoooose 🎶🎶 these are cloooothes 🎶🎶
I forgot the mother daughter queen already slayed us
Did you know there was a nepo baby in hide your faves blvd
That’s why they call me northlita
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Bum
They will study her album for years to come
it’s your bestie miss miss westie
so glad I’m gonna be out of music school before shit gets even worse than it already is 🙏
Willow smith impact
She’s only a nepo baby if she’s still speaking to her father, if she’s collabing with her mother then she’s an honest and hardworking self made heiress like our lord and savior Taylor Evangeline Swift
This has been Taylor's long con ever since that VMA's
My favorite joke ever irl is that she knew what was happening the entire time because people genuinely think I believe it. I deal with way more swifties than the average bear at my job
what, you work in a middle school or something?
The middle school Swifties I knew are 30 now. They're working 9-5s.
Uj/ she was just on Vultures and in a music video with Kanye
/uj , let’s not compare Taylor Swift’s dad to Kim kardashian 😭😭
They both worked hard to earn their honest middle class lifestyle I honestly don’t see the difference???
Yes I am a billionaire, yes I am middle class, we exist 🙄🙄
See, you get it!
Kim Kardashian did not not just call Taylor up just for you to compare her to her father 🙄
That’s exactly why she called honey she’s trying to get his input on her refinancing her mortgage
And when Taylor loses AOTY to North, I'll be sitting and watching the meltdowns
 I mean
Which early Panic at the Disco song is this
A dad you can’t shake out
Can't wait for the Adonis diss track with Pusha T. She's gonna end his whole career.
Kanye made this bitch famous
he literally MADE this \*check note\* umm, she only like 10
Kanye made this bitch
the album name has a nice ring to it
Every heroine needs her theme music
North, I'm happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Blue Ivy had one of the best albums of all time!
the Blue Ivy/North West rivalry could be legendary uj/ jk i hope they both lead as normal and happy lives as possible
The Tortured Poet 😍
Honestly, I'd listen to her album just spitting thoughts on Met Gala outfits Uj/ seriously tho. Gimme this.
shes gonna end her flop father so hard
A product of two mentally ill narcissists 😍 I look forward to decades of problematic behavior 😋
Lil Tay gang rise up!
Want her and willow to link up and start a band called the nepo babies of infamous Black celebrity fathers who’ve fallen from grace. Or nbibcffg for short idk
you missed a few letters😓
I’m a tenured professor at barbz university in the department of acronyms. This is how we do it in flop city 💅🏾
is this an unreleased song from lana del rey ...
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Just like Taylor Swift, Kanye MADE her who she is!
That's a hell of a title. Might need to be workshopped. It's giving Fiona Apples When the pawn...
Ariana already making competitor with SpongeBob as we speak
Why she’s giving AJayII here though
Lmao it's the hair and the white background isn't it
is pop base not a real handle? i don’t even know what’s what on that bird app anymore but there’s no way that run on sentence like mine is going to be an album title…right? RIGHT?
Fuck Nepo Babies, they Honestly act like the Most Entitled 🙄😒 Get a Life
she’s gunning for megan and nicki with her bars🗣️IT’S YOUR BESTIE MISS MISS WESTIE😣😣
Pop off between North West and Lil Tay
Everyone wants the aesthetic of a black metal goblin without /being/ a black metal goblin.
At this point she’s more consistent than her father and doesn’t seem to share any of his questionable views yet so this I what I’m here for!
If she's anything like her father this shit is never dropping
I'll be streaming.
How is this an appropriate album title for a 10 year old? This kid is has never been a kid and never will be. Very sad.
She really is Kanye’s daughter
I wonder how Kanye feels about this
This girl is doomed
It sucks when you look more like your dad than your mom. A girl once told me I look like my dad and it haunts me. I thought I looked more like my mom. edit: She still looks like her mom too, like I still look like a mix of my parents also. But the first thing that jumped out was Kanye.
i stole my dads entire face and i think its funny as hell
That second sentence, 🤣, think of Ivy Blue with her father’s face. 👀
They say eldest daughters look like their dads but yassified
I am the eldest daughter too
She looks like Kim but Kim no longer looks like Kim so
I don't get it
Let this child be a child
she got nothing on Julie Ragbeer tho
We got the North West album before GTA6
Need a North West/Blue Ivy/Lil Tay/Emily Montes rap off
Sounds like a Christmas album is in the works.
Who?