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Quizzy1313

Watched a video from the Hoof GP the other day explaining how these happen and why they don't get caught till they're the size of a planet.


CinnamonBunzAttack72

Love the hoof gp♡♡


wojtekthesoldierbear

He is a cool dude.


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Quizzy1313

He was saying that the beds the cows lay in have a lot to do with it and the rails on the side because of how they stand up/lay down - constantly rubbing against the metal on the side when they lean against them. Also due to the fact their skin is so thick that they don't tend to see the abscess until it is huge. They were doing an info video for their sponsor and how their beds work for the cows.


fledglingtoesucker

Pus*. Popping puss means something very different


nanie1017

There's a whole song about it.


Smartdate5

On my American bandstand. Somersaults. Cartwheels. Bitch, just keep on dancin.


nanie1017

I like big booty and big o'l titties Bitch, you know you've been fucked by many So come and be my private dancer I got some money if that's the answer


Briguy_fieri

Bad Religion- Infected


nanie1017

Oh I was thinking https://youtu.be/IYZZYNAdGes


afreauff

Also, abscess*. Abbesses means something different as well.


LoubyAnnoyed

That must give her so much relief. The pressure must be nuts.


FrillySteel

Pretty sure heifers don't have nuts. /s


LoubyAnnoyed

I see you FrillySteel. I see what you did there… 😉


AgentOfEris

“Hey, Betty, would you mind *not* spraying your puss all over my leg?”


Murdermittens_91

*Pus


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

That's a really weird way to milk her.


Haunting_Insect_3009

Unfortunately, based on the location of that abscess, there's a very good chance she got it as a result of milking (in an indirect way). First thing that comes to mind any time I see that in a dairy cow is an iatrogenic infection from routine oxytocin injections to the biceps or semitendinosis that many farms give to some of their cattle once they're in the parlor to speed up milk let down & slightly increase milk yield.


J_Thompson82

This guy cows.


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r/thisguythisguys


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Thanks I'm subscribing to that


dogtoes101

oh that makes me sad


Just_Looking_Busy

Forbidden Milk


ShedNBrkfst

Little bit of strawberry milk at the end too!


Best_Satisfaction505

You wrong lol!


Midnight_OpK

Now enriched with Protein! ✨


RSLunarCanidae

Lol my first thought was the same damn thing


Kindly_Region

Can you imagine the relief that cow felt?


RSLunarCanidae

I can hear the potential voice over in my head when the cow shakes the leg "out damn spot" or "my milkshake brings all the boys" song. My brain is definitely too sleep deprived


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RurikTheDamned

Given every other cow we can see has a tip on their tail I'd say her tail was amputated for a vetinary reason.


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fyr811

What propaganda? Don’t cut tails off dairy cows - how outrageous! I live in dairy cow country. None of our cows have their tails cut off. So take your hill and shove it.


Kindly_Region

Funny how you delete your comment, leave it up. Let reddit decide


wildalexx

It folded like an empty paper bag


strwbryshortcomings

ah yes, the leg udder


oelala900

I hope the cow is alright now!


Redmudgirl

Poor creature. That must’ve been a lot of pressure on that leg. I bet it feels better.


GossipGirl515

Poor little cow. That must have been so painful


Sailor_Kepler-186f

poor girl :(


8647742135

Why was he holding her tail open lol and then realized it wasn’t necessary halfway through


Haunting_Insect_3009

That's what's known as a tail jack; it's a quick & easy means of distracting a cow temporarily and reduces the chances of her moving or kicking. As soon as the stab incision was done they could drop the tail.


nheavensby

Imagine the smell


Pieboy8

The McDonald's milkshake machine is finally working again.


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Why do cows seem to get these so much more than other animals?


KillerDr3w

Repeated injections of various things to speed up milk production and yield, along with antibiotics. There's also far more cows that there'd be in a natural environment. There'd be the same number as bison or another comparable creature. In the wild it would get better or die, but it probably wouldn't get on in the first place.


LuLzKThxBai

Forbidden milk.


Qualekk

Legnog!


wojtekthesoldierbear

I got to do this once when I stopped my tractor-trailer in PA to visit a buddy of mine. Did it in a kilt too.


UnknownBinary

Cow abbesses? Like they live at a cow abbey? And workship some dark bovine religion?! I have so many questions...


danilo1101

hmmmm the strawberry yogurt at the end.


No_Acanthaceae_6577

Dude that is so sick, funny as hell but sick none the less! 😂😂😂but for real poor cow, hope it’s ok now.


NecroVelcro

"Puss". No. A cat wasn't popped.


SloppyTwoHandTwist

I like how the cow is shaking it out


erximiao

DID BRO JUST STAB A COW


HellBringer97

How else do you think lancing an abscess works?


jxsnyder1

That’s how cottage cheese is made.


Peetz69

Hole milk


Unbound_404

Nature done fucked up. The milk isn't supposed to come out of that part.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Aw poor girl


Andystm1989

Amazing how the cow starts kicking to get the rest out


Parker_Talks

Love how it was shaking it's leg to empty it itself 😂


FrontPawStrech

I think you missed the abscess and hit an udder!


CryptographerWide247

Call me naïve but what distresses me more than anything is saying that these cows are stuck with their heads between bars. Imagine not being able to change positions at will. Miserable.


Mikkiland

I'm going to assume they all needed something done, whether abscess drainage or shots, normally they don't keep them with their heads like that all the time, or at least I don't think they do, from what I've seen they get areas to eat before their milked. Animal consumption for meat or dairy is a terrible practice all around due to how many people waste meat, so the animals go to waste. It's a vicious cycle. People feel that they have to eat meat every meal, but even just switching to vegetarian meals 1/3 or 2/3 meals out of a day would make everything more sustainable. At least that's my thought.


YukiWayne79

Is there any follow up on this? Would like to know whether the cow has recovered


HellBringer97

Most likely the cow is fine. I think I saw this video a year ago and, with antibiotics given to the cow, it should have made an easy recovery. These animals are surprisingly tough/resilient for being essentially giant puppies. Source: Have raised cattle and worked with them. Comes with being an Oklahoman who lived in the country.


rmoore7611

They hold the tail up to try to keep the cow from kicking and to be still. After the abscess was cut open, it wasn't necessary anymore.


Chilly-Peppers

She just bloody shanked that cow.


koinu-chan_love

Holey cow.


augmonst70

Is my anatomy wrong ? I didnt think milk came from that area


bigfoots_cock

That's a lot of cottage cheese to just throw on the ground


sindered_og

Strawberry milk


mojitocat85

Oh always wondered what 3% milk was


FrillySteel

I was pretty okay... until the chunks started coming out.


maddiesrose

How long does it take to get that big? I feel like they could have popped that ages ago, no?


brendy6855

All that milk, wasted.


h_alliekate1903

so that’s where milk really comes from


Shileka

New way to get yogurt, ferment it IN the cow


Friendly_Signature

Well, there’s your problem…


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deadc4tt

It was probably cut to keep her ‘cleaner’. It’s unfortunately something that’s done a lot


lilacs-are-nice

Me personally I'm always trying to pop my puss


JustThinkAboutThings

Felt a tickle


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That has to feel better


Prest4tym1367

Oh, that poor girl.


Angel_Butcher

Forbidden milk


WendyIsCass

I wish my water pressure was that good.


Glittering-Grand5875

I hope that felt better afterwards.


SuperCatMonkey

Heavy cream


Mattackai

Forbidden milk


dogtoes101

gagging but cant stop watching


AlphaPup3

Imagine if Human zits commonly got like this... but all pus. Or puss, depending on your preference. LOL


dragonriot

forbidden milk


Ambitious_Potato91

Forbidden milk. Like really forbidden.


delij

Just go vegan so cows don’t have to go through the torture that makes them vulnerable to this shit.


DefendTheLand

🙄🙄🙄🙄


MrMorphDong

I thought the milk was stored in the udder?


EBBVNC

Why wouldn’t you do this outside instead of in the barn? Or at least away from other cows.


unipride

Because 1 it’s safer to have the cow in the head gate which is where food is served. 2. Barns are easily flushed clean 3. None of the animals are bothered, including the one who is being treated.


lolzycakes

Ah yes, this is where heavy cream comes from


mullberry_heart

People with giant breast implants


Imnenigma2

Looks like cottage cheese lol


Evanovich007

Never drinking milk again


Thunderofwar

And this is how they make strawberry milk kids lol


Jap_zilian

Yeah I'm dairy free at home for this reason.


burner9497

This milk tastes different…


ChasingPesmerga

Is that really pus or was it some of the actual milk that got diverted into that sac and what we’re seeing gushing out?


rmoore7611

That was actually pus, no milk whatsoever.


Zombiezeus

Abbesses- A female superior of a convent of nuns, regularly in the same religious orders in which the monks are governed by an abbot; also, a superior of canonesses.


Aethelingas22

So that’s where buttermilk comes from!


FrickDragon

So this is where strawberry milk comes from


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Forbidden milk


MrsBooteh

I work with cows daily and I cannot wait till I get to see/do this myself


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The dog will be along shortly to lick all that up


dirk_funk

yes. this is the kinda thing i come here for


PM-ME-UR-NITS

Secret bladder


dlbear

You needed a bucket that you could then kick over.


cheap_guitars

The third udder.


beebsaleebs

That other cow didn’t do nothing to deserve this.


jtipsw02

Our family raised cattle in Oklahoma; I can smell this clip.


TheySayItsADryHeat

Yeah sorry. We’re fresh out of Strawberry Quik.


TheMadGraveWoman

Cursed milk


Dark_park

https://i.redd.it/950bbkx5qada1.gif


kattmaz

Holy cow


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Jesus wonder how much that weighs


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Strawberry-banana smooooooothie. Yummy!


cartooncarnage

Got milk?


OverlordMLG420

Just my average morning piss ohhhh yeahhhh


Rom_Tiddle

I know this is normal standards, but damn, that is so unsanitary!


These_Lingonberry635

Fresh milk! 😛


Frogmaster96

So that’s how strawberry milk gets made.


Common_Initiative_66

The milk is coming out of the wrong spot. man and they let it run without a bucket, what a waste...


Runeald_Waslib

I can smell it through my phone


jimistephen

Chunky milk.


raging_peanut

This cow is full of milk


kd0mzv

This is how strawberry milk is made


Wexxy

Probably not the best milk to be using in your cereal


Pronominal_Tera

Shamk


Brilliant-Brief5091

What a waist of all that good milk.


kittycat0333

Milked the wrong udder


The_Fader87

Are you sure it is not a hidden milk pocket?


rb628

forbidden milk


youre-kinda-terrible

They’re letting all the milk leak on the floor!


Cute_Ad7425

Ohhh so that’s how cottage cheese is made 🤔


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forbidden milk


Active_Plum9885

Bros cumming from his leg