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justtiptoeingthru2

https://preview.redd.it/t3twtmivu6rc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d589bb87dbe35ee432860df23fbff3678ece5e44


Fuckfuckfuckidyfuck

Literally what my face currently looks like


NorCalNavyMike

Username checks out. Also: ![gif](giphy|378IyHiTEheI8|downsized)


Special_Lemon1487

Rarely has the gif been so well applied.


sprintingsloth-9_57

Holy shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit. My fucking ribs hurt. Thank you.


GothMaams

Ahahahaa same!


Hatrick_Swaze

I need medical help. This picture made me laugh harder than I have laughed the entire year.


lindseysprings

Whew I’ve been scream-laughing for about 45 seconds and I’m hurting, magnifique 🤌


rustyrazorblade

😂😂 i made that face then scrolled to this, fucking perfection


GothMaams

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


lumpyrub11

I couldn’t have said it better myself.


Dark_ZeroX2

I laugh like sissy girl!🤣


EeveeAssassin

Literally my entire vibe


hana_c

https://preview.redd.it/s22yf5d357rc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2334487b291a3f740b1c2c9bb7da4a0a52dcab12


bitch_lasagna211

https://preview.redd.it/5qqzd5a84arc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee5a532b8f93a33476619923d7bc9d6ca20a7ff


haveanicelxfe

https://preview.redd.it/vhbde2pfudrc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e047c0ab036f1a18492861b1293e147a7969ba


lawnguylandlolita

Actual LOL


MimesAreGay

I better not see clean pliers on this sub again.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I can use the rusted ones next time


titebeewhole

Thankyou, is this too much to ask!!!!?


Beartrkkr

Though I do appreciate using the correct pliers for the job even if they could have used a bit more weathering. That curved head should've fit in right nice from a comfortable position.


FartSaladYummyYummy

They were truly the right tool for this job.


kittiekee

🥹 please let there not be a next time?


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'll try now that I know belly buttons aren't supposed to grow hair. No promises though


WhirledNews

Dude that is navel lint, look it up.


FartSaladYummyYummy

There were most definitely cat hairs involved


DisgruntledPelican-1

![gif](giphy|5SAAa3wqlgfIu7MlXv)


FartSaladYummyYummy

I have three cats, and they have on average, 60,000 hairs per square inch on their back and 120,000 hairs per square inch on their belly. I don't know your cat exposure, but they shed a metric butt load, and that's a lot of free floating hair looking for belly buttons.


DisgruntledPelican-1

I have 2 cats. I’ve never had a collection of cat hair in my belly button. 😆 I’ll have to consult with my husband as to the status of his.


FartSaladYummyYummy

If it looks like hair is growing out of it, he probably needs some pliers. I do recommend the curved. Made extraction much easier.


Just_A_Faze

Definitely not an imperial butt load, then?


NecessaryCod

But why does the navel lint have to look like a duck? Now when I see a duck, I'll forever think of this.


katekowalski2014

how else can you make it a gaper?


SarcasticOptimist

But is OPs belly button now a gaper?


InfiniteSwordfish870

Every time I see one of these posts i immediately go digging in my bellybutton and am lowkey disappointed when there's nothing there.


Individual_Mouse_642

Be proud of that!


Just_A_Faze

I had a tummy tuck after significant weight loss and have a very shallow belly buttons now. Nothing can collect in there. I have never been so grateful for it before.


kelseywelsey

But how many belly buttons?


Zestyclose-Middle717

What the fuck man


23x3

We gotta gapper


TheKnees95

Do people not wash their belly button? You don't even have to remember every shower bro, once a month... the bare minimum


Jammin_neB13

I’ve wanted to ask this every time someone posts about their belly button. Like…how, as a functioning human being, does any part of your body accumulate enough gunk for something like this to happen?


analologist

Fr like if your hands are already going done to your crotch in the shower might as well give the belly button a little swirl before you wash down there.


UrFavBlackGuy

*A SWIRL*?? I'm not sure why that bothers me so much lol


shorey66

Yeah surely you would notice the smell


GothMaams

Portliness + no scrubbing = BUTTON SCHMEG


dblockerrr

Speaking of schmeg... [https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/2LgACoB27S](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/s/2LgACoB27S) ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


mommadumbledore

Posts like this make me really grateful for my unconscious habit of cleaning my belly button every time I shower since I had it pierced for the 15+ years that I did. The only times I have ever had to take pliers to my belly button was if I screwed on a piece of jewelry so tightly using my fingers wasn’t enough, and I believe that’s the way the good Lord intended it to be. 🤣 not to clean out all of that.


greymalken

> Do people not wash?


thefrostmakesaflower

I just learned a lot of people don’t wash their legs which surprised me so I think people wash but not properly


Few-Finger2879

Is... is that skin?


JackpotDeluxe

I would assume it’s a combination of things. Skin, some hairs, lint, dirt and oils that accumulate on our skin (especially in areas that aren’t exposed to daily life much), possibly some sebum. These definitely can be worse/occur more if you grow stomach hair, but everyone can get them if they don’t practice proper hygiene in the belly button region


Few-Finger2879

I say that, because it looks like he ripped skin off with the hair still attached.


JackpotDeluxe

Oh absolutely I’d say he definitely did, which isn’t uncommon when removing something like this. Was likely already dead skin and wouldn’t hurt to remove


FartSaladYummyYummy

I have to agree. I noticed some rawness during the removal but didn't feel anything outside of when the pliers pinched living skin.


Few-Finger2879

Makes sense.


UGMadness

I think it’s mostly lint from the clothes you wear too.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I thought my belly button was growing hairs and decided to investigate with my pliers.


king_eve

“investigating with pliers” might be the wildest sentence i’ve heard yet today


EnderPossessor

You must be new here.


ksarahsarah27

So can you give us more detail. A blow by blow. Like very detailed. Was your belly button full? What does the other side of the big piece look like? Did you stick your finger in there and immediately feel a wall of debris you couldn’t get past? I’m so curious. How did that feel coming out? Did it rip loose and hurt? It looks like it might have hurt. Did you smell it? Please describe ( how it smelled and what did you think). Sorry for being so nosey and Thank you.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I noticed hairs that seemed to be growing out of my belly button and did some research to find that's not a thing. So last night, I decided to do some digging with my trusty pliers. I noticed as I pulled on the hair that a clump of dead skin worked it's way out and actually scared me at first. It didn't give at first, but I kept playing operation and pulled all of this out


throwaway_mmk

I’m guessing you have a dog/cat?


FartSaladYummyYummy

Three cats


throwaway_mmk

Same. Their hair really does end up everywhere


FartSaladYummyYummy

And they never run out. I'd make a sweater or shorts with all the hair if I had more time.


Just_A_Faze

I saw someone who collected their cars hair, wove it into thread, and made the cat a hat and sweater. The cat didn't look very happy about it


shorey66

That must have felt amazing once it was all cleaned out. Fun fact, my brother in law does not have a belly button.


addjewelry

👽


Deedaloca

Did it hurt ? My belly button hurts when I push on it or anything … not really hurts but it’s uncomfortable…. Just wondered what it felt like


FartSaladYummyYummy

No pain at all


JossMarie

We definitely need details 😂😂😂😂


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'm gonna let it roll and video next time


Binklando

Hi Fart Salad, it’s called an umbolith.


squall_boy25

/r/brandnewsentence


elfinglamour

https://preview.redd.it/4rfcfx26g8rc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7210d8c1a52ea27a2172fa5071345b0e7868782


duke_of_lasagna

Bro come on


Blahklavah654390

I can smell that from here 🤢


FartSaladYummyYummy

There was no odor


Dopietv

![gif](giphy|jrvfKvr2mmcFO)


FartSaladYummyYummy

I still have it. I can mail it if you want a wiff


FootieFemme

Op don't give this away for free, someone out there is willing to pay u. Not me, but someone


FartSaladYummyYummy

My wife and my heterosexual life mate are trying to make me just throw it away


FootieFemme

Sorry for ur loss


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'll miss them. I'm keeping my baby.


GOGO_old_acct

You’re funny as hell, OP. The world needs more people with your sense of humor


GothMaams

Your body, your choice. And I respect that.🫡


ElPulpoTX

Can you smell? 🤭


GothMaams

His Covid brain says nope it doesn’t stink, but it actually smells like Parmesan left in a hot car. His wife hasn’t stopped retching.


Redhddgull

You might need to dig something out of your nose next, it defies logic that it wouldn't smell.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'll reach up there with my pliers


RottenApple93

You really didn't feel any of that building up in there for a while?


FartSaladYummyYummy

Nope, just thought hairs were growing out of there


schmidt_onyourface

https://preview.redd.it/maxtxcxzc7rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0f19861545bce8aa45af36802731cc3e343f0a


bananahskill

My mom calls tweezers her pliers. Imagine my horror to see actual pliers.


primroseferal

BROTHER EWWW


Redhddgull

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


LBelle0101

This is up there with the butthole razor


FawkesFire13

I’m going to regret this with every single fiber of my being but……wtf? Explain?


LBelle0101

[behold the butthole boxcutter](https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/s/XKYHV3IDhX)


FawkesFire13

![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


DisgruntledPelican-1

![gif](giphy|l41YhWbJboLC1RPAk)


zerosaved

I didn’t read the comments but judging by the other short hair in the area, it was probably just an ingrown. Maybe they wax or shave their bhole.


GothMaams

I’m sorry but I just died laughing at this. RIP.


LBelle0101

Hold that thought, I’ll look for the link


rocketduck413

Appropriate post from someone named fart salad lol


CatsNotBananas

Do we got a gaperrrrr?


FartSaladYummyYummy

Just the same sized hole but empty


anamazingredditor

🤮🤮🤮🤢


NateNMaxsRobot

Dude, you are sick. I love it.


FartSaladYummyYummy

❤️


Landon_Mills

Gandalf and the balrog are still falling into this mofo’s belly button


FartSaladYummyYummy

It does go way deeper than I ever expected.


misslizzah

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


liz2e

i can never leave reddit, because nowhere else will i find posts like this with comments like these.


pinkgirl300

https://preview.redd.it/gadg7jivc7rc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29010c46836831950c04cc7e914d5662df4048d


ria_rokz

💀


Thepettyone

That's enough reddit for tonight. https://i.redd.it/sdxfei7mw7rc1.gif


FartSaladYummyYummy

That looks like my little buddy climbing back into my belly button


pmuthafuckknp

Gotta give it the good scratch and sniff once in a while… for health reasons 🤣


FartSaladYummyYummy

My wife threw it away before I could break it open


FartSaladYummyYummy

I was ready to cut it open like an owl pellet


Mindless-Witness-825

Hide the next one from her for dissection


GothMaams

If you don’t do this, so help me….


Slide_Masta87

The years it takes to cultivate this amount...


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'm a big Ridley Scott and Sigourney Weaver fan.


my_gross_throwaway

frowns loudly


NamNamTortilla

These kind of posts make me so grateful that I don't have a deep belly button


FartSaladYummyYummy

It sucks. It goes deeper than I'll ever know, but there's this little remant of umbilical cord there making it difficult to realize I've got a little homemade Omnimite hiding in there.


miss_chapstick

It hadn’t occurred to me that people have belly buttons deep enough for this kind of build up. 🤢


warpmusician

Did the pliers come bent like that or did the belly button cause that too?


PnutButterJellyTim3

OP, you in the comments section is the funniest shit I've seen all day. Don't ever stop being you bro 😂


FartSaladYummyYummy

I've spent years becoming this silly, I don't plan on changing it now.


Pink-Lover

If you would have said it was from a DPOW then I would be impressed. Instead I am horrified and gagging. Thank you!!


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'm inspired to let another grow. Will post another in 20 years


GothMaams

RemindMe! 20 years


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FawkesFire13

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


princeasspinach

I always assume these posts are from people with "innie" belly buttons, but hell, I gotta ask... innie or outie?


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'm a slim boy, and it goes deeper than I can dig.


GothMaams

We are gonna need your spouse or hetero life partner to strap on a headlamp and go spelunking for science.


FartSaladYummyYummy

They're both too scared and disgusted to look in there.


princeasspinach

Impressive. We need a photo.


FartSaladYummyYummy

First off, it's really hard to take a good picture of your own belly button. Second, idk how to post it but I can DM you.


Rencon_The_Gaymer

Jesus that’s so much.


baloneyz3

I can see the bottom of my bellybutton quite easily without moving anything. The entire cavity is visible. I need to see a picture of a bellybutton that produce these things. What’s going on here?


Hindu_Wardrobe

https://preview.redd.it/f6tee8jct9rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb01ebbc9e158c00ebabc1211d90f66834b359cc


nintendo666

https://preview.redd.it/hzy9hdvxkarc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2263b6b73a531b01e515582c88c00e8e4cee1938


MoodyBitchy

What did it smell like?


FartSaladYummyYummy

No smell that I can tell


LusidDream

Dear lord when was the last time?


FartSaladYummyYummy

They wouldn't let me have pliers as a child


Scared_Trash_3656

https://preview.redd.it/vf0xezuh5arc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e453cb52f8d2d570c2ba77cce7e04198a117bf0a


Gunit316

Looks like the cord never fell off from birth! Yum!


airwrecka513

The amount of belly buttons I saw impacted like this when I worked in the operating room, wash your entire bodies people.


DrAssBlaster

https://preview.redd.it/tj0xem0w7brc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2bbba25e0f998157876a32f11fcd9cee172f3e


AniRayne

https://preview.redd.it/aty7rg8stbrc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5938c73ce450e8643925dbe019d99da19c096d


CadenEzra

![gif](giphy|SQz3zTkaXb3X3F6zO6|downsized)


Individual_Mouse_642

Thats wild


TokesNHoots

Can you just buy a mosquito forcep https://www.amazon.ca/Hemostat-Locking-Forceps-Curved-Serrated/dp/B07VXR2KH5 or maybe an adson forcep https://www.amazon.ca/Medical-Pro-Adson-Tweezers-Adson-Forceps-1X2-Steel-MP08-0402/dp/B079R1TH3L/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1R2G3GIU2GK7M&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.P5bq72eQzJVGKlr4FDPl5DQ71i5ao-yGSvdoj9WleU0roS1sPVOFExkqOCioPutN9shZrZ7ebIQfeA83qjyzdeoib7a_YAkvOONnmbkKQeYKht1HUjXVx_B3GO5KeGMVuG-CcGYHQohSJAKHMvu1DA.F48mybxCFsgixCpn9jExP4mFhNMcgXDYgf9CQkrGmng&dib_tag=se&keywords=adson+forcep+toothed&qid=1711699222&sprefix=adson+forcep+toothed%2Caps%2C105&sr=8-1 (sorry about the long link) These are great for small areas, especially the adson. I build surgical sets with these guys and they’re great to use.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I've had my pliers for longer than I remember. That may be the first tool my father ever handed down to me. Sentiment over convienence for me. I do appreciate it though.


EstesParkRanger

Your username is the perfect complement to this post. This is a perfect example of why I still love Reddit.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Foul, absolutely foul Thank you


Powerful_Picture_470

I hate you


FartSaladYummyYummy

❤️


Ericbc7

I shudder to think what else you don't clean until tools are required...


FartSaladYummyYummy

Something feels a little off in the taint region if I'm gonna be honest.


EldritchCleavage

I feel cheated. My very deep innie never produces anything.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I can send you one to put in yours. I don't want anybody feeling left out.


EldritchCleavage

Oooh! So generous!


BowsersMuskyBallsack

I did the same, but with mosquito forceps, not pliers. Ever since, I have to clean my navel with iodine or chlorhexidine and dry it with q-tips, otherwise it infects very easily.


haveanicelxfe

holy fucking shit, this is worse than my boyfriends belly button lint, and that's saying something 😶 this is vile man


FartSaladYummyYummy

Thanks, I grew it myself :)


haveanicelxfe

honestly, it's impressive as fuck


gnarlygh0ul

hey there, what the fuck?


kalaberger7

You, friend, have to clean your bellybutton more often than once every 30 years


ohsweetfancymoses

![gif](giphy|YuHMQExXf2mEU)


FartSaladYummyYummy

Not since I used my tools to remove it. I'm almost 24 hours free of uninvited guests


kush_wolverine

Wow, who knows what else you got hidden you nasty fuck Jesus


FartSaladYummyYummy

The dude at zombie burlesque called me Jesus. How did you know?


Naive-Ask601

Real question, how does all of that fit in a belly button?


FartSaladYummyYummy

Lots of beer makes a deep button


AliG-uk

Noice bit of aged cheese right there


TheLonelyScientist

https://i.redd.it/qj06byqqc9rc1.gif


queefsuprise

Oh bro nah https://preview.redd.it/7me47u4qx9rc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37fba898e820078e99da60138f20ceaa34a4386 Why would you use clean pliers..


Royalchariot

That is disgusting as hell. Wtf


MetalFury

Holy sweet fuck man, my belly button does this too. I clean it religiously as in the past there have been weird infections surrounding my bellybutton, but in the last few weeks me and the fiance noticed these strange hairs as well, about an inch long, coarse and the same color as my besrd hairs. And they just dont stop coming, we both looked in horror like where are they coming from?!?! And since weve been doing this, we go back to check and more hairs!? However there was a smell (that i took several medicated creams but never fully cured it) is no longer present, and my discomfort gone. What the hell could cause this?


FartSaladYummyYummy

The hairs were thick but very soft, like a cats cheeks. I appreciate the heads up about possible infection. There was no smell that I could tell, and I'm easily sickened by gross smells. Warm dumpsters are almost an instant upchuck for me.


krisssashikun

https://preview.redd.it/mfmxe8fgo8rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c25b7183913e30ea8bd55413d2a9ce7dcbc6de3


SafeandHigh

How deep is your belly button where you couldn't of felt that in their with your finger and get it ?


AreYouItchy

![gif](giphy|AbqFHWR4ehFOE) I just saw the word “pliers” 🤯


Fast_Bee7689

HOW DEEP IS YOUR BELLY BUTTON?!?!


sarcasm_itsagift

Those were my good eyes.


DogfordAndI

Wtf. Do you not wash? 😳


nyanvi

I have questions... I'm fat and even when I was obese and my belly button was between rolls of fat there was never anything in there. Are there cases where some peoples belley buttons secrete a lot of...? sebum I guess.


FartSaladYummyYummy

I'm pretty slim. I don't have the answer to the question, but I figured I'd mention that.


T_SaDo_T

Looks chewy


Prairie_Crab

Try swirling a soapy finger around in there every time you shower.


daylightxx

Every time I come to this sub, I find the one post that sends me running back out of here, hand gripped over my mouth, eyes WIDE. this is the one!