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SoMuchEpic95

Is that a bug or is it just gunk?


General_Zucchini_580

Just gunk. Bad fungal infection


In-A-Beautiful-Place

Is it sharp at the point, or is that just the shape and it's all gooey?


VexBoxx

Most likely, a suction tube was used to remove it and the sharp part is just what lodged into the tube before they pulled the whole thing out.


General_Zucchini_580

Correct


BizzarduousTask

Asking the REAL questions


EnduringMushroom

Oof I had a fungal infection once, it was worse pain than when I had appendicitis


RevLoveJoy

I've had two of them and each was as bad as when I cracked six ribs years back (hit by a car while cycling).


Syphox

this is twice in two days i’ve seen *fungal* infection in the ear. ew.


General_Zucchini_580

Working with fish and wearing ear buds leads to some funky stuff😂


KADSuperman

A couple months, I couldn’t hear for 5 days drove me nuts and saw a doc


wildmeli

even 5 days sounds way too long for me. i would probably deal with it for an hour or so until i started panicking and went to an ENT 💀


Finance_Fish2

Omg that’s like Shrek’s earwax candle


Minnepeg

![gif](giphy|oJg80smgisBI4)


Kitten-Kay

Did you smell it?


antoniaisthelaw

i laughed TOO HARD at this 🤣🤣🤣 I would also like to know…for science 👀


clik_clak

Who cares about smell… What did it taste like?


jackiepsychotic

You’re fired.


DiverDownChunder

Earthy, rustic, simple. /Read in Gordon Ramsey's voice.


BullTerrierMomm

It’s fucking RAW, you donkey!


Kitten-Kay

That was going to be my next question!


thevioletsage

You're hired!


thiccymcgiccy

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


cattoosandtattoos

Congrats on your ear booger


False_Ad_4117

As someone who sees an ENT every 3 months for ear clean outs (and deals with chronic ear and sinus infections) I feel your pain! Hopefully that removal made a big difference 💜


EmeraudeExMachina

What condition do you have? That sounds rough.


False_Ad_4117

I honestly don’t even know haha. It’s been a chronic life long thing. As a kid I was told it was my tonsils. Had them removed…still dealing with everything. As an adult I’m now told it’s my deviated septum and sinus allergies…🤷🏻‍♀️


lunacydress

Just overall poor drainage, it sounds like ☹️


False_Ad_4117

Who knows. I’m just over it at this point. I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired 😭


nice_69

Sounds like you need to see a plumber.


False_Ad_4117

Think so!


JackieDaytona__

Can you hear colors now?


wildmeli

they can hear the future after getting that sucker pulled put


ZimbiX

Looks like you need a new babelfish


General_Zucchini_580

What is that?


KnowTheQuestion

It's a reference to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The babelfish can be placed in your ear as a sort of living translation device!


lorinisapirate

The Loch Ness monster?


CrazyKitty86

Did it ask for tree fiddy?


diana50306

Looks gooey


Pink-Lover

First time I have seen the word Gooey in this sub….it did not disappoint!!


leggiera

Banana slug?


optimist_cult

dang how did you get a hairball in your ear big dawg


DiverDownChunder

Admit it you were on the [SS Botany Bay](https://youtu.be/3i42Smtbmeg)...


jessytessytavi

the botany bay... the botany bay?!


Webslinger1

Yiss, Kiptin!


FireInsideHer_II

/r/PoopFromAButt


KissaSingaTeagan

I was afraid, but I clicked anyhow. I’m now subscribed.


FireInsideHer_II

When I found it I took some time to go through the top of all time. I was laughing so hard my husband thought something was wrong (from a different floor of our house).


yevons_light

Babel fish?


enochrox

Old qtip??


Jisan_Inc

Oh cool, a turd


Retireegeorge

Oh THAT'S where that is. I've been looking for it everywhere!


[deleted]

What did it feel like being sucked out?? 👀


General_Zucchini_580

It was pretty painful/uncomfortable coming out but once it was out, oh my god. The biggest relief I’ve ever felt.


[deleted]

Did they mention what it is? Is it just earwax? Kinda reminds me of a cats hairball lol


No-Leadership8906

That looks like what my cats cough up


Webslinger1

Yep, a hairball.


Krase

Hey buddy. It looks like you dropped your brain slug. Let me help you get that back in there.


alexthegreat8947

thats a yeerk


katattack00

i can feel the vertigo just looking at this picture


Unoriginal_unicorn

How’d a booger get in your ear?


Feckzzz

Ewwww What did it taste like??


MediumStability

I'm sorry someone pooped into your ear when you were sleeping! Glad you're better!