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MeriKat

From the looks of your post history I live about 90 minutes from you. I’ll come pop that bad boy and document it with two cameras - for educational purposes of course! I’m kidding. Sort of.


davi046

Op please actually let this person pop your cyst for us lmao


TOILET_STAIN

This could be the Renaissance this sub has needed.


jopesak

MAKE THIS GAPPEN!


sweetlittlelindy

Not sure if the gape pun was intended, but I’m here for it either way


jopesak

Originally a typo but then started laughing hysterically. An offering to King Gaper. May his pliars guide us to the true pop.


babygirllee290

“Come on you fuckin piece of shit!” Which I utter on the daily - all Hail King Gaper!


jopesak

I do but also in the mirror as a motivational speech 🤣. Fuckin legend.


analologist

THE GAPPENING


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

Is this where I stand to be in the screen shot?


Forsaken_Article_295

Op, 👆🏻 this is your new wife.


Nightstar95

God I love this sub, lol.


sweetlittlelindy

this could end up being the best meet cute in history. Please make it happen and become the it couple of the popping scene


aknomnoms

OP is already married, and I can't really condone breaking up a marriage, but I'm all for them falling in love with OP's cute (and single) family member/friend!


MoodyBitchy

☝️


seriousbusinesslady

Does r/RandomActsofPopping exist yet??


whatupmyknitta

The way I checked so quickly


hgielatan

imagine what else might be hiding 😍


Such-Status-3802

It’s happened before in the popping community. We had folks meet up in a Chick Fil A parking lot before 😂


jcnlb

That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day! 😆


Green-Honeydew5413

NO? Seriously??


Such-Status-3802

Seriously. The video is here somewhere.


IntelligentCitron917

Do you have a link


2dogsandabanjo

That's what they do on Sundays


jcnlb

Making the gravy fresh for Monday morning of course!


MoodyBitchy

#“ my pleasure “


sadpanada

Can I come


jcnlb

I’m a professional photographer. I’ll record it all for free.


VerySaltyScientist

This right here is the true purpose of the internet.


Onlyhereforapost

This is potentially the first reddit hookup for this purpose in history


PiercedAngel96

This reminds me of the reddit popping car park saga. 2024 edition.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Gonna do the pop in?


Green-Honeydew5413

I know exactly what you mean ; ) y'all meet up and MeriKat can POP AND POST!!


Solumnist

If you don't mind another guy handling that thing, I'll take the next plane to wherever you are to take care of that baby for you. That looks sweet.


sweetlittlelindy

The beginning of the bromance of the century


Micro-Naut

One can only hope it tastes like it smells


MoodyBitchy

☝️


Perfect_Distance434

I was dating a guy for about 18 months. In the beginning I noticed a similar blackhead/cyst thing on his back, and after 6 weeks I finally announced to him that I found something that needed to be addressed. I showed him the result and he was horrified because he had no idea it was there! I would periodically repop it as needed. Once in a while I wonder how it’s doing, since it most likely has not been emptied since we stopped seeing each other over a year ago.


Whitw816

Was that blackhead the best thing about your relationship? I’d miss that so much. My husband rarely has anything good to pop😒


Perfect_Distance434

He was actually very kind and funny (and we’re still friendly on socials). But there was a point in which I realized we had some major differences that wouldn’t survive a long-term relationship, plus he was a heavy smoker and I found myself getting ill after I spent the night at his place. One of my BFFs has an ex-spouse, and they have an excellent co-parenting situation. Apparently he had a gift that kept on giving in the form of a cyst on his back. For a few years after the divorce he still let her extract it, then at one point he grew annoyed and officially cut off access. That phase of their uncoupling was extra upsetting for her. 😂 EDIT: almost forgot! One day a while after she was forbidden, he informed her he had had it properly removed by a dermatologist, so he was sans sac hence the end of that chapter.


monde-pluto

That’ll wreck me more than the divorce. And to permanently remove it forever is just lemon on the wound


Catenane

> he was sans sac Sounds like a classic....cull de sac


stmigo_24

https://preview.redd.it/uqd5md8rxn7d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e442205175b6ca9e85ed86135b75584d798850a


TheWildTofuHunter

My husband of 15 years used to have this amazing refilling blackheads on his back, along with pilli multigemini on his bears area. He grew out his beard and for whatever reason his blackheads stopped. To say I’m an upset wife is an understatement.


missuninvited

I thought “bears area” was about to be a part of the human body I had never encountered before. I was briefly extremely excited. 


TheWildTofuHunter

Yeah…I just realized my spelling error, but I’ll leave it as my husband is as hairy as a bear.


nclpckl31

Hello. I am your wife now. (I told my wife we couldn't get married unless she promised to grow a dpow. So far she hasn't kept her end of the bargain).


TheWildTofuHunter

Well what kind of wife is she?? Harrumph!


mayorofutopia

I volunteer


FigTechnical8043

As tribute, right?


FGoose

Bro. Let a stranger from the internet come out and play with your skin in a Walmart parking lot bro


Son_of_Dad2024

I should set up a pimple popping glory hole


nola1017

I’d pay good money for a go at that!


Fluffy_Ad_2949

Ohhhh this is genius


Micro-Naut

How long have you had this chickpea on you? I wish I had a chickpea on me.


Son_of_Dad2024

Over 5 years but could be more, I lost track. I always roll it around and play with it but nothing ever comes out. If I had a direct view to it, I would stick a needle right in that black spot and drain the fucker.


Mushyshoes

I was going to Wooosh this until I read it a second time. Hmm.


Micro-Naut

The better part of valor is discretion. 🤷‍♂️


maracujadodo

pretend like i gave you a very expensive award


Micro-Naut

I blush. You’re too kind.


Just_Sterling

I had something similar many, many years ago while stationed at Lejeune. I dug a K-bar into that bitch, twisted it around like a worn-out screwdriver, and had some dudes squeeze. *It was magnificent...* Sadly, my little dark pal no longer exists, so we play together no longer.


ZootAnthRaXx

What’s a K-bar if you don’t mind my asking?


Just_Sterling

USMC issued combat knife.


Historical_Slide6719

SFMF


Just_Sterling

Adapt & overcome, right?


Revolutionary-Emu-58

The second pic freaks me out. It looks like the front two legs of a spider trying to pull the rest of his body out from the pore.


Otherwise_Fix8000

Well, I can't unsee that now.


dawng87

Same. Made my stomachache hurt when I scrolled up to verify lol But I’d have to attack that black head again, it would haunt my dreams.


MysteryPlatelet

That. Looks. Amazing.


c0rpse-liqu0r

My husband has a tiny cyst on his back like this


TheScumAlsoRises

What are you doing here, then? Time to get to popping and recording!


lemmereddit

I swear every relationship has a popper and a non-popper. I know poppers aren't weird or limited.... YouTube clearly shows there are a lot of us. Lol


emilymtfbadger

Yep I am the popper my partner is far to sensitive and hates having to do hers or if I can’t reach get ones started for me.


Purple_Silver_5867

Me and my husband are both poppers, too bad we rarely have anything to pop😭


WorldWideDarts

A little alcohol some lidocaine a couple cameras and I'm sure it can be done for free. It looks like u/MeriKat is all over it 😂


gardengirl99

That was an amazing result. I gasped in appreciation.


Son_of_Dad2024

There's sooooo much more in there, and that photo is over 2 years old. I wish I could reach it


curiousbikkie

If I was your wife, this thing would have been handled before you even knew it existed.


blondee7489

Prove it. And record and post. 😂


lugnut72

My ex-husband had one like that on his back that I took pleasure in popping regularly. That's the only thing I miss about him.


mingstaHK

I’m in a similar situation. Have one just off centre between my blades that builds up every few months. Wife is not a keen popper but has helped out a few times in the past. Reluctantly. But I can reach it and I just did about 10min ago and got a lovely little spray of white cheese on my fingers. There’s still more though.


Lolz79

My boyfriend has one of those on his back.... he'll only let me touch it if I massage him for 10 minutes. Fair trade....but he won't let me make a lil cut so I can really empty it


lvl10burrito

I've never met a girl who wasn't into popping.


Catenane

It's great, it's like the little monkey vids where they pick the bugs out of each other's fur. Preen me like one of your French chimps, mommy.


Happy_Arachnid_6648

My husband had the same thing, could never pop it and it ended up being a cyst he has had to get removed 3x now. This most recent time they excised margins so I think it's done for now. I could never get anything out of it, drove me nuts!


ironmanchris

My wife takes care of my “pit” about once a month. I can’t reach it and when it starts getting itchy, I know it’s time to ask for some help. Weird.


Cooked_Brains

I just wanna see the haggard tattoo in full view 🤣


Son_of_Dad2024

It's actually the full crest of the flag of El Salvador


Cooked_Brains

Awesome. Looks super old. Post a pic of it? :) I really meant haggard as a compliment lol


Lovely-sleep

Poke it


Son_of_Dad2024

Wish I could reach with accuracy back there. If it was right in front of me I'd like a needle in there and stir it around, and drain it. Sadly I can't reach back there properly


GoldDustbunny

maybe your wife would be willing to use tools? else, pay a young kid from family or friends? oh, wait, little 1st grader playing doctor. might get more than you paid for as a treatment.


SadShoe72

AHHHH!


a-ohhh

I thought this was my bf for a second! He has the same little dot one next to tattoos. He thought it was a tattoo dot or something but I squeezed it and it was amazing. I forgot about it but then every 6 months or so I remember it’s there and get another fun pop (though not this great.)


saratouchette

Dilated pore of Winer. A dermatologist can do a punch biopsy to get rid of it if you want.


Firmod5

I was going to recommend using your nails but nevermind.


LadyA052

Looks like a tapeworm.


RedRemembrall

You should see a dermatologist my mum had something similar on her back and it turned out to be cancer


Son_of_Dad2024

I saw one. He said it was a cyst and would cost about $500 to get out, and I don't have that kind of money so I just left it


RedRemembrall

Fair enough my mum was lucky with the insurance she had. I'm sorry that you would have to pay out of pocket to get it removed. My mum and dad both dealt with multiple types of skin cancer and any type of cancer is not only scary but can turn lethal in a blink of an eye! I don't mean to sound like a know it all just trying to help you out a person to person type deal. I'd be crushed if you found out you had skin cancer or worse if the cancer spread to another part of your body. just trying to spread awareness so that people don't make the same mistake my parents did. :)


cpsbstmf

is it a cyst? I thought it was a really deep black head bc of the black spot. i have the same exact thing on my belly. pressed as hard as i can and only the tiniest bit comes out. tried poking it with a clean needle, then pressing, if anything, it pushed in deeper. so frustrating


Son_of_Dad2024

It's a cyst, since I can feel the whole mass of it underneath the skin. I've seen ones like this get removed. They just have to make an incision and pull out the fucker, sack and all.


MeriKat

I mean… I’m still game 🤷‍♀️


OldMateMyrve

Did you smell it tho


Son_of_Dad2024

Sometimes I squeeze the fuck out of it to no avail. But occasionally I notice a small amount of oil like secretion that came out of it and it smells like bad feta cheese


OldMateMyrve

Yeahh that cheese stank. Honestly don't you think it just stanks so damn good though? I'll almost always take a cheeky sniff.


dp28

I would love to get this for you!!! My daughter would film too!!!!


Own_Willingness8093

Bro I think they are public lice I really do strongly