One is a highly trained marine that can kill people with almost anything. The other is a crackhead with a nuke launcher. I think we know who wins. In all seriousness, I think it would be pretty close. Could be a tie for sure, but I can’t think of who would definitively win.

Postal Dude has Toon force, he wins No-diff

bro which one? Oh "The Dude"

I meant the Postal Dude, sorry

Nah don't be, Blame The Dude's Dad for naming him Postal J Dude.

Something we have to consider is that jacket can only take 1-2 shots before he goes down while The Dude can take multiple head and body shots and survive explosions with health to spare.

And after taking a lot of damage smoke a crack pipe and regen his health

I think neither will win as they will see they are the same and most likely make out

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I personally prefer Trevor Philips vs Postal Dude, more connections and Postal Dude can’t banter as well with a silent character Here’s a thumbnail I made for it :) https://preview.redd.it/x51yfibxht2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef2b9ddd8ade026a7503404e9df8ab75273eb0c1

Nice, I would have picked Vaas Montenegro Vs Trevor Phillips but that's just my opinion :)

That’s a pretty good one. Haven’t considered that pick, I usually see Goro Majima matched with Trevor. I could explain all the reasons I think this MU works great, but I just wanna see some trailer park crack heads on death battle

Here are two others I've done https://preview.redd.it/qzeljdl2lt2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f75ba01a43f06acd9d9c2d8d6c3686d6a1bdd17

https://preview.redd.it/8b88zdo4lt2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d14a8bca95d54becd495468488df5a5d926f7fb

Pretty good. Jenny vs Rex sounds perfect and Armstrong vs Saxton is really fun even if Saxton gets absolutely fucking slaughtered

Incorrect, Saxton is Australian.

It is the Australian flag, I just couldn't fit the whole thing in

I can tell that's the flag, but I was stating it as a reason that he would win

Ah, gotcha

Jenny Vs Rex was the first one I did and the one I would want to see the most

I mean Postal Dude can just smoke crack and get his hp back 💀

Jacket defeated the Russia mafia postal dude took over a military base. Both win

Good idea

Jacket:Hit by bat. Dies brutally Postal dude:Grenade explored next,smoke some crack,It's all fine

Consider that postal dude can also parry rockets, can Jacket do that? Yeah, didn't think so.

What mask would he use if it was tony or smth then jacket but there's a lot of trash masks.

Who’s the guy on the left

It's 'Jacket'. He's the main character in hotline miami 1 and a side character in Hotline miami 2.

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