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Chescherschmitd-o7

All I wanted was to get rid of 4 zombies quickly Now I have a free pistol, a bunch of friends who really want to hug me, and a really sore bite on my left pinky toe Come see me in 5 days


immadosumthinstupid

Brainz


hotcoldman42

Eat doggie food


immadosumthinstupid

yum


Chescherschmitd-o7

Whenever I’m in one of those situations, my character 100% will drink bleach


grantastic1

So would Trump


nekrodeko

I could never Imagine myself drinking that by accident


Chescherschmitd-o7

Depends. I keep my water by the bleach in my base, if I get dunked on I pretend my character gets confused and picks up the bleach No zombie today, nuh-uh


HugeCloudG

Louisville moment


fungicum

1st photo is military checkpoint and the second west point🤓


Glyphid-Menace

He led the zombies away from the good loot there My man!


Fluxxie_

Looks like absolute skill issue


joeguy421

Pistols are good, sound like a skill issue to me. Just use m36 revolver or whatever the thing is called and it only has 30 tiles sound range


IStoleCats

That's a revolver, not a pistol.


drunkondata

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol) A revolver is not a pistol? Glad you define words, and not society as a whole.


IStoleCats

[...I stand to be corrected.](https://wethepeopleholsters.com/blogs/news/revolver-vs-pistol-know-the-difference)


drunkondata

[https://www.etymonline.com/word/pistol](https://www.etymonline.com/word/pistol) This says the word is \~ 550 years old, your article claims talks about semi-auto pistols from 200 years ago. What's that got to do with a revolver not being a pistol?


idlespoon

Skill issue


IStoleCats

Happy cake day!


Stanklord500

Pistols are useless until you get reasonably high aim, yeah.


sanguichito

Agree, you will never get high aim if you don't shoot though. It's like the guy without working experience can't find a job because they all require working experience.


Stanklord500

Sure, but you don't train up aim with pistols unless you're a masochist. Get a shotgun.


SepherixSlimy

Pistols do not make this much noise. A double barrel will. From my experience, a pistol attracts just as much as i would by shouting and running in circle like a moron. Inside buildings you'd make noise and attract the whole place up naturally anyway. Its just cutting up the work, making your life easier.


Excalib1rd

Kid named fire bomb:


Solid_Snake_125

Did that around the Prison in rosewood the other day with a shotgun… yeaaah it went from 5 to 100 real fucking fast lol. I survived though through using long blunt weapons and training the zombies in the open fields.


WingedSpawn

Lol my tired brain was trying to work out what sort of training you meant.. Had a great image of a dude forcing the Zeds to do agility training while threatening them with a long blunt. Then I realized you were making trains...


Solid_Snake_125

We like to work out our zombies hard before death so they’re buff AF. “No Gain No Pain” is our motto here! But really kinda my bad for not explaining. I was going back to the old COD Black Ops language of training the zombs around the map of Kino Der Toten XD.


Salvage570

that amount of zombies is doable, just dont fuck up


SinyorFox

I never had real problems in this place


LegitimateApartment9

nice try? ultrakill reference??? (please save me the brainrot is terminal)


CanComplex117

Guns create a hell lot of noise of attracring so many zombies form all directons simply shooting the gun may be considered a death sentence for yourself.


a_talking_lettuce

I remember my first time into fort redstone. I had an ak, a crowbar, a 9mil pistol (cant remember which one) and around 100 rounds of ak shots and 200 rounds of 9mil. I run out in the first 3 hours and ended up cheesing them with double fences for 3 days. Came out of tho with so much stuff i had to move it with a car 3 times to my badr


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Bro maybe just don’t shoot when your not near your car or something. Like please explain to me how you want this to work


Chescherschmitd-o7

How else do you know what the gun sounds like though, if you don’t shoot it at a wall in your own base?🤔


Ok-Negotiation-1098

I know because there’s only like 3 gun sounds per different weapon in the game. Just don’t use the guns without a car or whatever


Chescherschmitd-o7

But I want friends for my base :(


Ok-Negotiation-1098

No friends are bad


Chescherschmitd-o7

Nah man I’ve got one chained up in the bathroom, he’s alright he doesn’t talk much though