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ThrowItOut43

NOFX- The Man I Killed


axiom1_618

This is the one, as it’s very well-written.


uptheirons726

Beat me to it.


ohalistair

Does it have to be hypothetical? If not then Bullet by Misfits.


T-Rex_Mullens

Texas is the reason?


ravendarklord76

That the President's dead.


Perfect_Hall7735

GOTTA SUCK SUCK JACKIE SUCK


TheHowlinReeds

ARISE JACKIE OOOOO! JONATHAN KENNEDY WILL RISE AND BE SHOT DOWN. DIRT'S GONNA BE YOUR DESERT.


kingdazy

Hinckley had a vision - Crucifucks


SpamBoiiii

"..and mail it to them in a garbagggeee bagggg" made me fall in love with that band after looking them up from the back of the American Hardcore book based off the name alone. Drums are ace on that one too.


facegun

Drummer went on to be in Sonic Youth


SpamBoiiii

Hellll yeah. I love pulling that fun fact out to friends who like Sonic Youth but aren't super into hardcore. Steve Shelly rules.


kingdazy

people can say what they want about his vocals, that's purely subjective and I get it. but the band itself was tight as fuck.


SpamBoiiii

I get it too but I love em. When I was in highschool my younger brother said he sounds like SpongeBob which I thought was hilarious. Dude is a legit nutcase. I read an article about him years ago and he legally changed his name to a number or something and his neighbors all thought he was a nuisance because he'd have really charged signs in his yard.


kingdazy

lol yeah. his name is "26" bonkers dude made bonkers music, and when I heard it, it flipped my notion of what punk is on its ass.


SpamBoiiii

That's what it was!! I knew I wasn't imagining that haha. Mine too, I had gotten into Minor Threat, Black Flag and Hüsker Dü by that point but they were the first of the 80's punk bands that actually challenged me.


kingdazy

yup. same. everyone I knew was into some skatepunk stuff, and pretty generic hardcore. and that was all fine, but it didn't quite *hit the spot* for me. Crucifucks did. early Butthole Surfers. Christian Deaths first album. I like my shit a little noisy and weird.


WalmartSeizure

Sam McPheeters did an amazing interview with Doc Dart a while back. What an interesting fellow. Its well worth the read. https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdgxj/the-troublemakers-515-v16n1


Puzzleheaded_Cow_492

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by Leathermouth


chewtality

My very first thought. The songwriter/vocalist was "visited" by the secret service because of that song and I believe he was "strongly encouraged" to never release or play that song again ever, any time, for any reason and that a violation of that order would land him a 5 year prison sentence. They released it anyway a number of years later and it turned out that the secret service was full of shit and just bluffing because it was fine and nothing happened.


_Jimmi_

Came here to say this


dwilkes827

love me a song title that's direct and to the point lmao


SmokyJosh

frank <3


the_uber_steve

Wasn’t I Shot the Devil by Suicidal Tendencies originally called I Shot Reagan?


TheDonkeyBomber

Yeah, they were contacted by the FBI/Secret Service about that song. [I recently saw an old TV interview with them (and Jello Biafra and 2 Live Crew).](https://youtu.be/dXkzWkx-TUs?si=MIYsZ9jVvz4nw9eL) Phil Donahue Show. Wild


xHugo_Stiglitzx

nofx - murder the government


awolnic

Civilization's Dying - the Zero Boys


sgtstumpy

Hell yeah


JMDToaster

Y’all this a fed


radriler

Never Trust a Man Who Plays Guitar - Wingnut Dishwasher's Union


ninob168

a classic that seems to always find its way back into my "acoustic" roster


Relevant-Ostrich2711

Kill the president- coffin break


SpecialistPeanut7533

Kill that whacky, cooky, funky, whacky, cooky, funky guy in the White House!!!


jimbo422

Bullet misfits


Smedleycoyote

Black Velvet Flag - I Shot JFK


AnSkeleton

Not strictly punk but GWAR - El Presidente


the_uber_steve

Also, JFA kinda named themselves after the notion.


mildlystoned

Psychic Warfare by AJJ


NanobotOverlord

Death of a President (DIY) by Atari Teenage Riot


RubySoho1980

The live version of Franco UnAmerican by NOFX. We all know George Bush is an imbecile. He loves Dick but hates homosexuals. I'm sick and tired of the embarrassment. The whole world wants us to kill our fucking president.


Leer321

I shot President McKinley - Out of System Transfer


stonerwitch69

Violence Now by GG Allin


crankypizza

I prefer I egged the president by FYP


excitedguitarist420

Not a president, but John McCains ghost by the Muslims is good


Shimanchu2006

First song I thought of was Bullet by Misfits. The Refused did a cover of it too


MelvinSqueemish

I want to kill the president - Municipal Waste


sgtstumpy

My fuckin favorite one [I Killed Donald Trump](https://drunkensailorrecords.bandcamp.com/album/hot-liqs-lp?t=3) by Liquids


EuphoricMoose8232

El President by Drugstore


dybbuk67

Not punk, but still amazing: Peter Gabriel - Family Snapshot.


Burn-The-Villages

Pretty sure that was about killing the pope? I could be wrong.


dybbuk67

Hm. I always saw it as Kennedy. “And the Governor’s car is not far behind/He’s not the one I had in mind” seems like such a Connelly reference.


Burn-The-Villages

Hmmm. You might be right. I didn’t think to realize a governor wouldn’t really be accompanying a Pope, but rather a pres.


GreetingsFromWaWa

Not about the President, sorry, but this one's about Congress. May Your Blood Bring Bliss by Never Say Surrender (Benjamin Tod's old band) https://youtu.be/NEk2dPftMRs?si=NKtSVJdJCiu1Egqx


MagusFool

Secret Service Freedom Fighting USA by World/Inferno Friendship Society isn't about killing a president, but rather recalls a time when singer Jack Terricloth called in a death threat on Ronald Reagan as a teenager, lol. 


pspsps-off

[The Menstrual Cycles "Kill the President" ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FRssMWny8) [Headcleaners "Kill the Royalties"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnlKQq-QARw) (Maybe a bit of a stretch, but since not all countries have presidents to begin with...plus, it's the Headcleaners! They rule.)


thedman0310_

El Presidente by GWAR


DaffyDuckOnLSD

john and jodie ghost mice i know they suck as a band and as a person he sucks sucks but honorable mention


Daveywheel

John Hinkley Jr , what has Jodie Foster done to you? By the band ISM


uberscheisse

Coffin Break - Kill the President


BenchIllustrious1106

(if we're counting non-punk songs) Bush Killa by Paris was removed from the album it came out on originally for being too extreme.


TheKeasbyKnight

Bomb The Music Industry! - Blow Your Brains Out On Live TV!!


pepperouchau

Good call! I was thinking of Kill the President by ASOB.


RELIN-Q

I Am Going To Kill The President of the United States of America - Leathermouth


___courier___

Leathermouth - I'm Going To Kill The President of the United States


SuperSecretMoonBase

HEY GUYS! WHAT ABOUT "BULLET" BY THE MISFITS? DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE!?


RevJoeHRSOB

Jacky-O by Strung Out


Automatic-Arm-532

Gunning For The President - GBH


-bifurious

I am going to kill the president of the United States- leathermouth


Scribblepinch

Big Stick — Shoot the President [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20nPkeBuCXw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20nPkeBuCXw)


HeartlessValiumWhore

Bullet by Misfits comes to mind immediately.


CryptographerOk5726

El Presidente- Drugstore and Thom Yorke


Defiant-Fix2870

Not killing but the best anti president song is: John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into the White House and Teabags the President by the Muslims Circa 2021


MusicReviewGuy182

Not necessarily killing but (hed) p.e. Whitehouse


globefish23

NOFX - "Murder the Government"


GoodKight99

One of my all time favorite songs from The Bristles- kill the president. Check it out. I give you a guarantee you'll want to sing along.


ErnestBorgninesSack

NoFX Murder the Government


The_Real_Egg

I Shot Reagan


Cynixxx

Circle Jerks - Coup D'Etat


Friendo_Marx

Secret Service Freedom Fighting U.s.a. -The World/Inferno Friendship Society


WalmartSeizure

The Crucifucks- Hinckley had a Vision


WalmartSeizure

The Huns-Glad He's Dead


LTS55

Sum 41 - March of the Dogs


amorseco

Cutral co - las manos de filippi


Phempteru

Eminem - Mosh


Abunchofnumbers1

Scientific classification of stingrays by home is where. Metaphors for murder by love letter.


NotAHippieCrashPad

The Bristles (NJ Bristles, not the Swedish Bristles) https://www.discogs.com/master/144076-The-Bristles-Pogo-Till-You-Puke


Apprehensive-Tone449

The first song that came to my head was “murder the government” NOFX The live version is best.


GREENDAYBL1NK

I love No Cash, don't see them mentioned enough