Y’all know that guy you met on Grindr you thought was fine? You invite him over only to be filled with immediate regret? That’s Astarion for me. He’s so corny but I do love him…as a friend. But he’s welcome to watch me and Halsin use Gale like the sweet little slut he is.

this made me laugh so hard my tampon popped out


He's definitely the guy to look way older in person than in the pics, but not in a good way like in a crusty veiny way.

Astarion honestly looks so crusty in like 80% of the cutscenes, that medieval lighting is not doing his wrinkles any favors

Astarion confirmed using pre-vampire pics on his Grindr.

Gale with his personality (He is SUCH a sweetheart like omg), Astarion because I have a blood and biting kink UwU

honestly, gale's overall romance is my favorite (his second cutscene in act 3 is my favorite cutscene in the entire game) but goddamn I would get on my knees for astarion so fast

Same bestie, same

Like a heroine in a YA novel I couldn't choose between them, so I did two playthroughs for both romances

She only liked Gale because he was tall, Peeta was clearly the better choice from the very beginning.

Sometimes being tall does win you a lot of points tho

This is very true, I'm 6'2" in the real world and it's silly

i find both gale and astarion kinda annoying and straggy tbh wyll is boring but at least he's a sweetheart and hot

Straggy? Gurl Astarion is the gayest thing since r/queensofleague.

straggy as in gives me the ick

words have meanings dearie. please use them responsibly. or at least sensibly.

I find it interesting you got downvoted for having an opinion. I don’t think they understand how Redditing works

There's an objective wrong opinion and it's that 😷

okay enjoy your crusty 200 year old twink it's not my loss

Halsin a twink? Like I said, there's an objective wrong opinion and yours is simply that but it don't matter who you romance though cuz none of them would be interested in your ass, Not even scratch if you tie meat around your neck 🥱🥱 Try again.

why are we talking about halsin?? I never mentioned him with a word

Also his obsession with his ex, so endearing and sexy 🥰

His ex who is the goddess of magic who groomed him since he was a teenager 🥰

So cool and goals bestieee

girly she's a literal God who controls the thing he loves most (the weave aka magic, he is a WIZARD) of course it's gonna be complicated, we love him for his flaws not despite them 💅

Getting to drag Mystra as a sorcerer in one of Gale's scenes was great. You basically tell him "She's really not that girl, Gale."

Halsin can maul this Tavussy

Giving me dark urges just thinking about it 🥵

The drider in act 2 😞

KARNISS FANS RISE UP!! Larian really dropped the best character design I've seen in years for him to be in the game for like 10 minutes

Lae'zel grabbed me by the shirt and made me hers and i've been enjoying the ride ever since

They’re all amazing in their own way but Gale and Astarion take my heart, but Halsin can take my body.

Both Gale and Wyll are soo charming, and Astarion is *that bitch*, but I gotta get that bear

All of them ofc (though I am slightly biased towards Gale the ultimate munch)

Yes I bet he munched on Mystra real good

And Tav if you romance him (he fr states it) 👀

his *verbosity* really came out that night 😩

Wyll is my man hands off hoes

Halsin is the only daddy the rest are twinks 🤭. But I wish Aradin was romanceable he so good looking and his voice 😍

Uhm excuse meee? Wyll is a Twunk - Gale is an Otter - Astarion IS A CERTAFIED TWINK AND I WON'T LET NONE OF Y'ALLS PERSUASION CHECKS CHANGE MY OPINION. THE DELUSION OF IT ALL. I PRESENT MY PROOF AND REST MY CASE https://preview.redd.it/lmmyppxp8nob1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e66887f37c0d82a14e64a35b7c51a222c5699663

> Wyll is a Twunk - Gale is an Otter - Astarion IS A CERTAFIED TWINK They literally all have the same body type waat

Technically you are right, but the amount of hair and some textured muscles ARE diff between each model

Daddy has lost all meaning, Astarions a twink, Gale is an otter and Wyll falls in between with that jock attitude. Halsin has the Daddy credentials and my heart.

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Halsin, hands down. Have you *SEEN* those arms?! And he’s so sweet and open and a daddy 🥰

Too bad it take so long to romance him

all four at once 

It’s so cool to see them in high quality. They look like claymation dolls straight out of chicken run on my computer 😭 also it’s Wyll

When he calls me “my sweet” my panties vibrate

I’m a Wyll/Gale Enjoyer

Halsin but then he messed everything up because he wanted to be a **~~Thot~~** "wanderer" 😭😭😭 I made a new playthrough just to romance Wyll but to be honest I love Rolan the most let me romance him

I went with Gale and I’m so upset Larian didn’t let us >!ascend with the Crown to fuck with that grooming bitch Mystra. Like hello? Who doesn’t want two gays as the new gods of magic???!<

I mean have you seen Halsins arms??!?! Finally someone who can wrap me up in a cuddle hug and make me feel safe. My flair for the BG3 sub is 🌱Daddy Halsin🥵 because at the end >!He talks about going back to help care for the kids and he says they call him daddy Halsin now. He looked so pleased with himself when he said it. Probably the best ending in the game tbh. You both get to go back and live your 'two gay fathers that adopted a bunch of children ' life and it's just so wholesome!<

Karlach

Gayle, my nerdy love. (Halsinner and wyll.i.am can get it in my future playthroughs though) Asstarion... she's iconic and I *do* love him, but only as a friend. Which honestly I think is what he needs after... all that shit. Bonus slut points: Daddy >!Kethric!< and Papa >!Gortash!< can spitroast me while >!Orin!< watches.

Gale is best boy

Asstarion

I would die for Astarion

Unpopular opinion but I really don’t find the first one attractive. Apart from having a default white guy media face, he looks like an obnoxious late-night show host with a punchable face 🙈🙊

At first I thought I would *hate* Gale's guts. Turns out, I still do want to punch his haughty face sometimes, but god do I want us to hatefuck so bad 🥵

Astarion and Halsin duh

the bear ofcourse

(College made me put it on hold😪) Wyll comes from money/wealth right? I'll be his Passenger Prince 🤴🏽🐎 Gale is that English Instructor on Rate My Professor with a 4.5/5 because some of his most attractive features are not giving us exams or group projects Havent met the Druid Astarion is the work bestie that teaches me how to steal time and still get paid 💰

Halsin in Gale. Gale is my Husband and Halsin is my side hoe ~~second husband~~ I swear it's the men with the long hair for me.

literally all of them 😭😭😭 the women too i downloaded a mod that lets me romance everybody at the same time because i cannot choose

ok but halsin..... i LOVEEEEEEEE when media lets elves be huge and ripped instead of the usual tiny skinny short femboys they always are (i love those too though 💀) he owned my holes the moment i met him

(SPOILER FOR ACT 3) The emperor 100%

?? Wdym ? I didn't say please, Astarion had to 😏

Am I the only one who doesn’t know any of these characters in too much detail dept yet cuz she a broke hoe who can’t afford BG3 and doesn’t wanna get spoiled 🤡

they all got big dicks and good credit and that's all you need to know

PERIODT

I'll get bg3 for you if you'd like.

SUGAR DADDY ALERT

Bitch everyone??? I t IED my best to romance Astarion, got myself out of it by rejecting him on the party. Rejected everyone WHOLE GAME and ended up with Halsin because he was the last one to confess. I loved it, he doesn't have much content, but he is very sweet. I will most likely re-load that save and go for Will because it fits my character better anyways. Now in my Durge playthrough I am romancing Game. Best decision ever. I love my autistic nerd wizard.

The emporer 🔥 He can slide those tentacles in this bussy anyday

I love wyll. The way he talk and look is so sweet. Every playrun when i want to date someone else i end up with him. Idk why

Wyll, especially after the kiss and the dance. He's a dork and a gentleman and I would let him eldritch blast inside me. 😳

Wyll 🥰

Don't even try me, Halsin 100% https://preview.redd.it/inno290mwmob1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=596667ff18413f3daa1c5616b5b3bf0e4a4629fe

Ok but Wyll and Halsin had me by the throat I was like 😍😍😍😍

The Gale bug that made him automatically romanced and bugged other romances screwed the character for me but regardless Astarion deserves a boyfriend and Halsin deserves a hole.

It was Gale and then Halsin stepped into my life and I slid onto my knees in front of that man so fast Also he whittles wooden ducks 🥺

Halsing was My #1 until I found out he's into poly, so no daddy bear for me, I liked Wyll but then You learn he Made a pact with the devils and You have to kill Karlach in order for him to stay pretty, next, Gale is super cute but his dealings with Mistra has me weary, and Astarion is the Bad Bitch boy with a dark past that You CAN actually change and help him get such a character grow by the end, but I still went with Gale.

Gale ftw I love my magic men

yale really need to start revaluating the word daddy and when to use it like maam 3/4 of those are just regular ass MEN chillOUT

First and last. Haven’t played it.

I wouldnlet him suck my blood but it's not from my neck

Baulders Gate 3 was the first I ever played of the series. So I didn’t have any prior knowledge or attachment to these characters. I killed Astarion because he pulled a knife on me 🤷🏾‍♀️

All of them, damn it! If I had to choose only one it would be Astarion tho

I BEG TO DIFFER https://preview.redd.it/mwyrfmnhjkob1.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=1702d3a273da217036f03df0774468116e69a04c

Default Durge can rearrange my insides literally *and* metaphorically.

He can make me worse 🤭

Astarion is def my favorite then it’s gale

Besties I'm heartbroken after finishing the game yesterday because there seems to be a bug after the latest patch as I didn't get my end scene with Gale 🥲

did you convince him not to take the >! Crown of Karsis !< ? I believe if you get any of the companions' bad endings you don't get the final scene :(

As an Udyr enjoyer, Halsin gets my vote :)

Literally all of them, but Halsin with a side of kinky astarion pls :)

so disappointed that we cant romance our bald queen minsc

Well Gale died, Halsin left me, and Wyll hated me so…Astarion!

All of them

I can take them all.

You will find 10 Dudes like the second one if you go to litreally any Pub.

ASTARION AND HALSIN….. RAAAAAAAH

Only Astarion 😇

1&4

Fucking Gale man. I can’t handle it. I was romancing Lae’zel on my first play through. Then I full in love with Gale halfway through and had to go restart. No regrets. He’s so sweet and adorable and I can’t handle. I was actually so mad when I didn’t get to see any cutscenes of us living our lives together at the end of the game.

I’m sorry (not really), but Halsin’s face is just so unattractive to me. I want him to be hot so badly, but I just can’t 😭 Wyll is so handsome though, love Wyll and Shadowheart 💜💜

On my first play through and I just romanced astarion yesterday I love that man so much halsin and gale are hot don't get me wrong but they don't compare to astarion and the only thing I care about that's wyll related is being able to talk to Mizora the cuntress