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This is the song that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because...

Ha ha ha ha he’d run away for sure!

That's the plan. Otherwise, it's been a medium life.

mid life edit: ios17 turned auto fill on

lol

Or he’d kill ya for being annoying and obnoxious! LOL

I think you may have just shot yourself in the foot (or the head in this particular case). There is no end game here. The song doesn't end so if you ever stop singing you are dead. Do you think a guy who wants to shoot you if you can't remember song lyrics isn't crazy enough to just sit there and wait for you to run out of breath?

I don't know, my parents could never make it past 30 or so verses. Longshot for all the points!

[удалено]

Am I crazy or is the correct lyric "never ends"?

Google disagrees. Some digging shows it's the common variation, but "doesn't end" is in fact the actual lyric.

My childhood is a lie...

Me too apparently.

The version I’ve always heard is “This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they’ll be singing it forever just because.”

DEAD! (tbf, that's how i had remembered it until a few years ago and google corrected me)

You need the 'continue' so that the meter is correct.

That is the song I thought of.

ABCs

This is obviously the best answer

Happy birthday .?

But what if it's the one that ends you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. Do you still get credit for that?

Partial credit.

Until the killer says its zee not zed or vice versa

Tf is a zed? Edit: Chill, my englandian amigos. I was just taking a piss.

Zed’s dead baby. Zed’s dead. I’ll uh, see myself out

Zed got shot in the dick with a shotgun...

What the my Brit partner thinks is the proper name for "Z"

British/Australian/Canadian way to say Z

This would be the best.

My kindergarten teacher wouldn't allow us to say "and" between Y and Z. I'd be worried the killer might be this kind of neurotic.

my algebra teacher would rip out your vocal chords if you used oh instead of zero.

I'll do you one better. TEQUILA!!

Until you get to L- n-m-o-p

yellow minnow pee

I work with the abcs all day at work and I still have to sing it in my head :/ please someone say I’m not alone

Same

Are you one of the alphabet people?

Tequila

imagine missing the beat

“Duna duna dun dun dun du VODKA. SHIT.”

Vodka shits are the worst...

This comrade has seen combat

>BANG<

I do this song at every karaoke night 🤭 I blow the roof off everytime

>Tequila [ahem](https://youtu.be/mVCC0MBT6bE?si=SPsBNWXm8kmNr97K)

noooo you beat me to it

"Ice Ice Baby". Yes, I know it sucks...but if you were 12 years old in the US circa 1990/1991, I would bet good money that fucking earworm is burrowed deep into your brain and it ain't getting out.

Alright Stop

Collaborate and listen?

Ice is back with a brand new addition? Genuinely asking. That's what my muscle memory is telling me to say but I can't remember exactly.

Invention. "Ice is back with a brand new invention."

Something

Grabs a hold of me tightly

Alright stop, collaborate and listen.

Ice is back with a brand new invention

Somethin grabs ahold of me tightly

Flowing like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop, Yo, I don't know

12 years old in 1990. Can confirm.

Rollin'! In my old Pinto. No front bumper. No left door. Girlies on the standby. I try to stop and say Hi. Oh, shit! The brakes failed! I just roll by.

That would definitely be on my list!

i’m killin’ your brain like a poisonous mushroom 🍄

I'm going "Happy Birthday." I don't feel the need to fuck around with my life.

You: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear..... [oh god whose birthday is it? What do I say? What's the default? Oh no oh no] blenanna, happy birthday to you? Gunman: blenanna? You: sorry I panicked Gunman: that's okay. Have a nice death

I'm going to adopt the name Blenanna. It'll be my drag name. Blennana Burgolowski.

Interesting point. Does everyone have their own song, or is it a single song with no definitive version? I need to know this in order to satisfy my local killer.

The sound of my singing voice would probably scare him off.

Rap god

Now that’s impressive!

I definitely can't sing it, I just wanna die :)

Oh, no!!!! Then again, what the odds the other guy knows is the song? I'd be singing... sometimes I feel like a rap god, rap god ... the whole time.

Oh you didn't know? It's the remixed version.

I laughed way too hard at this

Twinkle twinkle little star

All 5 verses?

Mfer really died trying to sing twinkle star 🤣

Fresh Prince theme song

In west Philadelphia born and raised

But that's actually a snippet of an actual fresh prince song, so he could just pop you if you don't know the rest... Careful now children!

Oh, I forgot about this one! This could definitely be on my list, too.

Baby shark

oh, good, turning it around so he'll shoot himself. Good call.

My heart will go on. Pro tip the Instrumental version has no words! I win life.

Not to insult, but you know that all instrumentals are without the words, right?

4'33" I can recite it from memory:

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this

Happy Birthday. When I got the part I had to say his name I would gouge his eyes out and bite off his nose.

So then I start freestylin

My ABCs. Obviously.

I speak four languages, and I can't do the ABC song because halfway through the languages clash together in my head and I lose my place.

You say "zee" instead of "zed," and it turns out he's Australian. Boom, dead.

99 bottles of beer on the wall

Nice. Easy song to remember all the words and a good way to make them want to kill themselves listening to the whole thing.

My exact take too, lol,

Sing Gibberish and say it's a different language, they won't know lol

Murderer : pulls out a phone and ask the name of the song

Radiohead Creep

What the hell am I doing here? *starts crying* I don’t belong here….. *murderer starts crying too*

Great self defense!

I ain’t begging for my life. Fuck him. We all gotta go sometime.

This right here.

The real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please

Will the real the silm shady please stand up

Fuck you - CeeLo Green Im still standing - Elton John Not songs i listen to too often but i love them and the lyrics are really memorable to me

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup

I'm dead

Waiting for the end ~ Linkin Park.

I wish I could upvote this a million times. Love this band

This is not the end, this is not the beginning

Welcome To The Black Parade

Outkast, Bombs over Baghdad. I've been practicing for this Karaoke moment for 20 years.

Happy birthday.

I’d like you to guess “Never going to give you up…” if I’m going to miss a word to a song and die might as well rick roll that mf

Jesus loves me

Any eagles song, its usually the name of the song over and over

Just do hotel California. It's not like it's one of the most sung songs at karaoke.

“Legalize Murder” by G.G. Allin

Marine Corps Hymn

Gotta make him regret all his life choices. Gonna be “Banned from Argo.” (If you’re not a total nerd, that’s the infamous filk song about what the crew of the Enterprise did on shore leave. Includes the memorable phrase “They beamed him up in the nick of time… and the remnants of his pants.”)

I’d say 60-70% of Drakes music, I know every word too. Idk why but that’s lowkey my hidden talent. I can listen to a song 3 times and memorize every word, then I can go 15 years without hearing and still recite lyric to lyric.

Happy Birthday. Or Jesus Loves Me.

If I get it right, I get to kill the killer. What? Don't make up games you wouldn't play yourself. The Abcs while I sharpen my axe.

Cheeseburger in Paradise.

You suffer Don’t even like that song but it’s legit just 4 words.

Happy birthday? "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear--" Uh oh. STAB STAB STAB

Happy birthday

We'll meet again

Imagine me and you I do, I think about you day and night it's only right, to think about the girl you live and hold her tight so happy together.... I can't see me with no body but you in all my life.... When ur with me baby the sky's will be blue for all my life. Me and and you and me no matter how they tossed the dice it had to be. The only one for me is you and you for me so happy together. If I should call u up invest a dime and you say you belong to me and ease my mind imagine how the world would be so very fine so happy together... Don't know why I felt the need to prove myself lol, I also could have went with wake me up before you go. I got the jitter bug... I got the jitter buggg... I got the jitter bug... I got the jitter bugg. You put the boom boom into my heart (yah yah) You send my soul sky high when you loving starts Jitter bug into my brain (yah yah) Goes a bang bang bang till my feet does the same But there's somethin bugging me something ain't right, ny friend told me what you did last night you left me sleeping in my bed, I was dreamin but i should have been with you instead! Wake me up before you go go Don't leave hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you gogo I dont wanna miss when you hit that higha! Wake me up before you gogo Because I ain't tryna go it solo Wake me up before you gogo Take me dancing tonighttttttt.... I wanna hit that hiiiiighhhhhh!

Either Take On Me by A-Ha or Methid Man by Wootang Clan. Almost opposites. LOL

The Abcs because as good as I am at remembering a song the abcs is a guarantee no slip up like it's so simple. A,b,c,d,e,f,h. Fuck

Tequila

Bohemian Rhapsody, and I’ll also do the backup vocals and all the inflections.

Obama vs mitt romney, parody (EpicRapBattles)

Happy Birthday

The ABCs.

ABCs

A,B,C,D,E,F,G....

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

But can you recite it from memory backwards while 18 and intoxicated during a field sobriety test to get out of a public drunk arrest and then a second time for the other officer the first officer called over to, "listen to this shit?"

Happy birthday.

The ABC’s

Happy Birthday

When you Wish upon a Star 💫

The abc's

Abc's!

The Hustle

Happy birthday lol

The alphabet

Happy birthday

The alphabet song

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday

The Brady Bunch theme.

The ABC song

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday

Straight outta Compton! Man what a great question!

Happy birthday

For literal life or death I’m singing my ABC’s

ABC’s

"Who wants to live forever"

I'm henry the eighth I am.

Fur Elise

ABCs song

Any Hamilton song.

I can’t sing, so we’re going to wrestle like I’m five & he’s uncle Doug.

Happy birthday

I’ll sing the ABC song

the champs tequila

Whoomp There It Is, Alexander Hamilton, The 8 Mile rap battle or Ice Ice Baby.

Tequila

99 Bottles of beer.

I was chillen out relaxin acting all cool…

Twinkle Twinkle little star

Baby shark

Happy Birthday

Part of your world from the little mermaid…hope it doesn’t set them off

The song that never ends

ABCs

Happy Birthday

The ABCs.

I’m still standing

Simple. I'll sing the song inside my head. It's called "Please Don't Kill Me" by I Like Living.

"Stars, in your multitudes... Scarce to be counted, filling the darkness..."

Henry the VIII. Second verse same as the first.

It’s a small world after all…

Copacabana by Barry Manilow. And I'll sing the hell out of it to boot.

Mary had a little lamb.

Every sperm is sacred by Monty Python.

White and nerdy. Gonna impress rhem with my minesweeper moves.

Happy birthday.

The alphabet 😂

I’d sing Happy Birthday. Not taking any chances with a killer!

Baby shark

Tequila.